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returntothepit >> discuss >> Do your absolute best in life to avoid: by TearsOfGods on Jul 23,2008 3:34pm
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toggletoggle post by TearsOfGods at Jul 23,2008 3:34pm
Getting fucking sprayed with Sabre O.C. pepper spray. Holy goddamn christ in hell. If you are ever threatened to be the subject of its usage, I suggest you comply with any and all demands short only of sodomy.




toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 23,2008 3:36pm
also goes good with Chili and Salsa



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jul 23,2008 3:36pm
this shit is capable of killing people w/ asthma..no joke.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 23,2008 3:37pm
mmm.....incapacitating



toggletoggle post by TearsOfGods at Jul 23,2008 3:40pm
Shit would go well will chili and salsa. Think of it this way, it's like the burn of habanero peppers in your fucking eyeballs and everywhere else on your body it makes contact with.

Corpus is right, aside from the most excruciating intense burn in your eyeballs and face, it makes you hyperventilate like a motherfucker. I got it at like 9:30am and my arms, ear, and neck -which got exposed -are still burning worse than a pissin dick with chlamydia.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 23,2008 3:42pm
the real question is... why did you get sprayed with that shit?



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 23,2008 3:43pm
masturbation gone wrong



toggletoggle post by TearsOfGods at Jul 23,2008 3:46pm
I had too, I had no choice. I got paid for it and I also got to watch a few dozen people get hit too.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 23,2008 3:47pm
how much?



toggletoggle post by TearsOfGods at Jul 23,2008 3:49pm
Put it this way, It would take at least $1000 for me to consider ever getting hit again voluntarily.



toggletoggle post by TearsOfGods at Jul 23,2008 3:50pm
Maybe I'd fold to $250 cash in my pocket before the spray.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jul 23,2008 3:56pm
police training?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 23,2008 3:57pm
Wal*Mart orientation.



toggletoggle post by TearsOfGods at Jul 23,2008 4:00pm
paramilitary



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jul 23,2008 4:05pm
tru.



toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Jul 23,2008 4:26pm
just remember no means no ... especially when the bitch is packing that shit



toggletoggle post by Eviscerater at Jul 23,2008 4:28pm
Judge: Sir, she said no. No means no.

Defendant: Your Honor; she was wet and to me, sir, that is consent.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 23,2008 4:41pm
All sheep are (anally) consenting.



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