ItsyBitsySalmon (9:39:03 PM): Do you speak Swahili?
Cowmaximus (9:41:48 PM): Nope
Cowmaximus (9:42:52 PM): That was random.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:42:59 PM): i know
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:43:02 PM): it was really was
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:43:05 PM): cause i dont know who you are
Cowmaximus (9:43:26 PM): I don't know if that's going to catch on as a greeting, I have to be honest.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:44:12 PM): i bet someone that spoke swahili and didnt want anyone to know would find it offensive
Cowmaximus (9:44:33 PM): Or that you just assumed they spoke Swahili.
Cowmaximus (9:44:41 PM): Possible racist overtones.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:44:42 PM): exactly
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:44:54 PM): especially if you knew they were black
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:45:01 PM): that would be a big no no
Cowmaximus (9:45:08 PM): Yeah.
Cowmaximus (9:45:22 PM): I heard they have guns and are menacing on buses.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:45:59 PM): where in the countries where swahili is spoken?
Cowmaximus (9:46:08 PM): Yes.
Cowmaximus (9:46:14 PM): Swahili Death Chant and so on.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:46:15 PM): thats unfortunate
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:47:07 PM): so yea
Cowmaximus (9:47:09 PM): Is this part of an ongoing survey or did you just type my username in the hopes that someone would have it and speak Swahili?
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:47:28 PM): you were the one that asked me if i spoke swahili
Cowmaximus (9:47:42 PM): ItsyBitsySalmon (9:39:03 PM): Do you speak Swahili?
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:48:01 PM): you Immed me
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:48:05 PM): so i dont know what your talking about
Cowmaximus (9:48:18 PM): I think you might be insane.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:48:18 PM): but it was a nice conversation
Cowmaximus (9:48:20 PM): Possibly.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:48:24 PM): okay
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:48:27 PM): well i might
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:48:34 PM): so you better exit out of this conversation
Cowmaximus (9:49:02 PM): I've faced worse.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:49:12 PM): like piranhas or what?
Cowmaximus (9:49:36 PM): Piranhas trained to shootfight, yes.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:49:57 PM): pretty impressive
Cowmaximus (9:50:06 PM): Hi, I'm Rich.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:50:15 PM): hi
Cowmaximus (9:50:33 PM): This is where you intorduce yourself.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:50:42 PM): really?
Cowmaximus (9:50:44 PM): Unless we've all become savages.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:50:46 PM): thanks for letting me know
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:50:55 PM): next time i wont miss the mark
Cowmaximus (9:51:16 PM): Well, you seemed to be having some difficulty so I figured I'd give you a helping hand.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:51:30 PM): thanks
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:51:42 PM): so lets cut to the chase witty one, howd you find my IM
Cowmaximus (9:51:58 PM): Necromancy.
Cowmaximus (9:52:07 PM): How'd you find mine?
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:52:15 PM): you IMmed me
Cowmaximus (9:52:21 PM): Incorrect.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:52:33 PM): for real!
Cowmaximus (9:52:41 PM): I really didn't.
Cowmaximus (9:52:50 PM): I was sitting here and you asked if I spoke Swahili.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:52:57 PM): totally not true
Cowmaximus (9:53:00 PM): That's how this game of e-cat and e-mouse began.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:53:07 PM): maybe my computer has a virus???
Cowmaximus (9:53:36 PM): Possibly. I don't remember talking to you before. So I don't know how I'd even have your screenname.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:54:00 PM): i just scrolled up and my screenname isnt itsybitsysalmon
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:54:05 PM): so yea
Cowmaximus (9:54:17 PM): Um.
Cowmaximus (9:54:21 PM): Neither is mine.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:54:27 PM): scroll up
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:54:33 PM): you copy and pasted the convo
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:54:36 PM): go look
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:54:39 PM): i'll wait
Cowmaximus (9:54:53 PM): I did.
Cowmaximus (9:54:59 PM): It says it it.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:55:05 PM): interesting
Cowmaximus (9:55:10 PM): As does this IM box everytime you send something.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:55:25 PM): i must have a virus then
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:55:28 PM): what an awesome virus
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:55:37 PM): asking people if they speak swahili
Cowmaximus (9:55:38 PM): Interesting.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:55:45 PM): im rosie
Cowmaximus (9:55:51 PM): Hi.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:55:53 PM): where are you typing from?
Cowmaximus (9:55:59 PM): My bedroom.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:56:06 PM): i mean location as in city, stae
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:56:09 PM): state
Cowmaximus (9:56:10 PM): haha, I know.
Cowmaximus (9:56:14 PM): Massachusetts
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:56:28 PM): how ancient are you?
Cowmaximus (9:56:43 PM): Fairly ancient, 31.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:56:53 PM): mildly ancient
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:56:56 PM): im 26
Cowmaximus (9:57:12 PM): Not ancient at all.
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:57:51 PM): so what do you do besides not speaking swahili
Cowmaximus (9:58:19 PM): Run a record label, book shows, play in a couple bands
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:58:30 PM): pretty cool
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:58:39 PM): i would say that your job has a good cool factor
Cowmaximus (9:58:56 PM): It has its moments.
Cowmaximus (9:59:07 PM): Where are you typing from/What do you do?
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:59:11 PM): i have terrible taste in music so we shouldnt talk about it
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:59:15 PM): california
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:59:18 PM): im a teacher
Cowmaximus (9:59:47 PM): How terrible is it?
ItsyBitsySalmon (9:59:56 PM): being a teacher or california?
Cowmaximus (10:00:17 PM): No, your taste in music
Cowmaximus (10:00:28 PM): I have teacher friends and have been to California
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:01:04 PM): i cant go into details it might kill a small child somewhere in the world
Cowmaximus (10:01:33 PM): Hmm.
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:01:46 PM): you tell me some of your favorites
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:01:49 PM): go
Cowmaximus (10:01:57 PM): No, I asked you first.
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:02:03 PM): kanye west
Cowmaximus (10:02:31 PM): Faith No More
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:02:45 PM): i like that one faith no more song
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:02:54 PM): "you wannnnnnnnt it allllllllll but you cant have it!
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:02:58 PM): i have no idea what its called
Cowmaximus (10:03:28 PM): Epic
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:03:48 PM): ahhh thanks
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:03:53 PM): now i can die
Cowmaximus (10:04:18 PM): I know it all
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:04:48 PM): i do too
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:04:51 PM): but with random stuff
Cowmaximus (10:05:45 PM): Give me an example
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:06:22 PM): i know about grunion, random author names, and hip hop trivia
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:06:45 PM): a lil of that stuff
Cowmaximus (10:07:10 PM): Grunion?
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:07:35 PM): they are a type of fish that fornicate on beaches about 4 times a year
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:07:42 PM): its like a group orgy on the beach
Cowmaximus (10:07:44 PM): Wow.
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:07:45 PM): its pretty cool
Cowmaximus (10:07:55 PM): Yeah, I approve.
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:08:18 PM): so question, if you were going to a house party what do you think a girl should wear
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:08:28 PM): im trying to get dressed but i have no clue
Cowmaximus (10:08:36 PM): Oh
Cowmaximus (10:08:41 PM): What you usually wear
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:08:44 PM): jeans
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:08:53 PM): this is a "cop" party though
Cowmaximus (10:09:00 PM): haha what?
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:09:05 PM): meaning, there will be a bunch of single cops there
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:09:18 PM): my friend and me are single and we are kinda trying to go out and stuff
Cowmaximus (10:09:18 PM): Oh, and you want to wrangle one?
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:09:25 PM): not really
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:09:31 PM): i wouldnt want to be with a cop
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:09:35 PM): they are kinda dumb
Cowmaximus (10:09:46 PM): Oh, so this is some odd date with you and your friend?
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:10:01 PM): well its cause one of my good friends is a cop
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:10:04 PM): and hes having a bday
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:10:11 PM): so its going to be like a sausage fest
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:10:18 PM): and he asked me to bring a friend with me
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:10:22 PM): so there would be more girls there
Cowmaximus (10:10:30 PM): Odd
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:10:53 PM): okay i get it, you think its odd
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:11:07 PM): so whats your clothing choice for girls
Cowmaximus (10:11:14 PM): I don't have one.
Cowmaximus (10:11:23 PM): That's pretty ridiculous.
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:11:23 PM): great help rich
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:11:39 PM): are you offended?
Cowmaximus (10:11:44 PM): haha no
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:11:49 PM): ok
Cowmaximus (10:11:52 PM): I don't have a preference though.
Cowmaximus (10:12:02 PM): I assume you know how to look good.
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:12:08 PM): i guess
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:12:24 PM): i just dont want to waste looking good on some dudes im not even interested in
Cowmaximus (10:12:41 PM): But, your friend that you are interested in is going to be there, yes?
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:13:05 PM): no you have it all wrong
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:13:12 PM): im not interested in him
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:13:15 PM): hes my friend
Cowmaximus (10:13:36 PM): ItsyBitsySalmon (10:09:18 PM): my friend and me are single and we are kinda trying to go out and stuff
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:13:50 PM): thats not me!!!
Cowmaximus (10:13:56 PM): YES IT IS
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:14:06 PM): ItsyBitsySalmon (10:09:18 PM): my friend and me are single and we are kinda trying to go out and stuff
Cowmaximus (10:14:19 PM): Right
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:14:33 PM): you are possibly chatting with some person with the screenname itsybitsysalmon
ItsyBitsySalmon (10:14:37 PM): not me!
Cowmaximus (10:14:40 PM): Yes, you.

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