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returntothepit >> discuss >> Violent Constipated Diahrea at 6:30 AM Unappreciation Thread by Martins on Jul 18,2008 8:40am
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toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 18,2008 8:40am
Let's just leave it at that...



toggletoggle post by Corpus_Colloid at Jul 18,2008 9:21am
constipated diahrea?
hows that work?



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 18,2008 9:23am
Don't even ask. It's traumatizing.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 18,2008 9:35am
You've been taking Roxicet. If it is at all like Percs or any other painkillers, it will bind you up like glue. Now you've probably gone and eaten something that doesn't agree with you and your body wants to get rid of it quickly. It can not do so because of all the compacted poop in the way. Anytime you take painkillers, you should take fiber supplements or another type of stool softener. Your current situation sounds grave.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 18,2008 9:55am
I basically eat fiber for breakfast lunch and dinner. I've been taking small shits the past two days. I guess today was the day for it to all come out. I woke up in a sweat and thought I was going to die. I literally spent over an hour in there and had to go back in soon after. Luckily I had my gameboy and got closer to beating Golden Sun 2 for the second time.

I might have to start laying off the Roxicet. The pain isn't so bad anymore anyway.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jul 18,2008 10:22am
you need to move up young man. try an OC 80, a joint and 6 coors light.
then call me in the morning.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 18,2008 10:41am
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
you need to move up young man. try an OC 80, a joint and 6 coors light.
then call me in the morning.


This man speaks da tr00f. Actually, please replace Coors Light with less watery.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 18,2008 10:42am
replace Coors Light with Killians.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 18,2008 10:55am
Done.



toggletoggle post by c.DeAd at Jul 18,2008 11:17am
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
you need to move up young man. try an OC 80, a joint and 6 coors light.
then call me in the morning.


Thats sounds like a fucking night if I ever heard one.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jul 18,2008 11:30am
sounds like every other to me..



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 18,2008 11:41am
oc 80? from where?



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 18,2008 12:51pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
replace Coors Light with Killians.


owned by coors anyway



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