heres a math equation for ya. good shows - Dave Maggot = he loses at life.

pretty much

give me money to fix my car and cure my vision problem and you wont miss shit.. haha

well i got to hang with the girl, so it was an overall good night

Aw, thanks, Dave! I try! <3

way to be gay.

My goal was to be a female. I missed the mark? :(

<3333

I'm sorry Dave. If it's any consolation I went, went into labor, got my hopes up of finally having this kid only to have them crushed 2 hours later when everything randomly stopped.

dave you down for grasshopper tonight blue we are meeting there around 730

are those from crying or for fapping? or both?

i'm with you man, i missed everything this weekend. celebrated my Grampa's 85th, so it was worth it, it just sucks that it was this weekend.