http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25431893/

heard about this on the radio, kids fucktarded, residency in georgia only furthers my theory

Won't need his hat anymore!

Imagine being on a rollercoaster and being sprayed with idiot blood.

I'd be like... Natural Selection.

cool scene for a movie

Final Destination shit.

"Steve, I'm gonna go grab my hat"

"Dude, be careful man, that thing is running"

"Don't worry man, I've got this"

Enter Death.

Why do they need to do an autopsy??!! Jee, how did he die? His head was removed from his body by a fucking roller coaster!

that annoying popout oriental dude in the commercial:
"MORE RIDES!
MORE FUN!
SIX FLAGS!"

"The teen and his parents were at the park with a group from the Oakey Spring Baptist Church ..."

ahhh, a silver lining.

Disgraceful! I bet if there were three 6 foot fences up this wouldn't have happened. Two is simply not enough.

although it is a sad thing that such a thing would happen...
didn't the kid know that there are rules like "if you loose something on a ride you can't get it back" for a reason.

this happened almost four times at my job this summer, from a stupid kid jumping in front of a log, lucky for the kid i saw the him and stopped the ride.

i don't think the kid's head, or the other drunk guy jumped the fence the other week would have gotten their heads knocked off,
but common sense would tell a person not to jump in front of a 700 + pound cart while in motion, a roller coaster hey thats ridiculous! but hey anything can happen in america.

scaldinspaldin: hear about the kid who got a really really short haircut at six flags?
fenderfetish91: no
scaldinspaldin: he asked them to take a little off the top... now he has no head
fenderfetish91: O:
fenderfetish91: not funny baby!
scaldinspaldin: im serious though, some moron got naturally selected
scaldinspaldin: at six flags in oregon or whatever
fenderfetish91: you're an awful person, and I love you
scaldinspaldin: he lost his hat on the batman... after his ride, he scaled two 6 foot fences, that were marked off as dangerous and do not enter and stuff
scaldinspaldin: and the batman came by full speed and johnny caged him

i bet this would never have happened if robin was around..

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I LOL'ed.

EVOLUTIONALITY!!!

Or would it be a Darwinality?

remember when there was a rumor that there was a fatality called a "Sexuality" and the people that said it said they had seen it?

...which is a black church.

RACITS!!1!

You know that carnival comes into
town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found
his head over by the snow cone concession!
A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our
soil?"

now stewart i you look at the land around any large metropolitan after. Des Moines Iowa, perfect example.