I NEVER EVER EVER EVER thought I would be looking in pravda for news. they were the big state-owned russian paper during the cold war. they told use such great things as the russians invented the lightbulb.
I read a pravda article afew months ago and america attacking iraq to get back some flying saucer. they had generals that were interviewed and all.
NEXT WEEK: how to make toast in the sink!
all Chechnyans is Gary Coleman in disguise!
the Kursk was a dinghy!
Marx was really punking us! and China! and Cuba!
someone in the audience who's name begins with a p.. a g. t. f a pftt.. like a kuh
oh wait, wrong john edwards...
THE BIIIIGGGGGEESSSSTTTT DOUCHE EVER!