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returntothepit >> discuss >> Freeballin It: Your Opinions by archaeon on Jun 16,2008 4:51pm
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toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 16,2008 4:51pm
This shit is so overrated, my bass player kept on telling me how awesome freeballing is and I decided to give it a try today. Don't do that. I can see this working if you were wearing basketball shorts but with any other type of lower body wear it's pointless.

Excuse me why I get some support for my balls.



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Jun 16,2008 4:53pm
cock
balls



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Jun 16,2008 4:53pm
William Murderface seemed to enjoy it in 'Metalocalypse'

he "made peace with a certain gentleman resting on two dufflebags,"

LOL



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 16,2008 4:55pm
I do it when it's laundry day



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jun 16,2008 4:55pm
I keep my freeballing to around the house and the weekends. I'd never freeball at work or something formal. But yes, it IS awesome.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 16,2008 4:57pm edited Jun 16,2008 4:58pm
Freeballing in gym shorts or other soft material is one thing, but with regular pants or shorts, FUCK THAT. I like my junk UN-chaffed, thank you very much.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jun 16,2008 4:57pm
i keep my balls in a mouse trap at all times



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Jun 16,2008 5:09pm





toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 16,2008 5:09pm
Every day in every way. It's a lifestyle. MY WANG SHALL NOT BE RESTRAINED.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jun 16,2008 5:48pm
fuck that. my nuts are already resembling a pendulum or really shitty balloon animals. if they get any lower, i'm just gonna stick em up my ass for safety. whitey tighties all the way.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 16,2008 5:55pm
I'm interested in trying whitey tighties again. haven't worn them shits in like 10 years.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Jun 16,2008 6:31pm
boxer briefs FTW

i might look like a wyld homo when i wear them, but god damn they are comfortable.



toggletoggle post by Nobody_Cares at Jun 16,2008 7:47pm
Wear the tighties on the job, if you move around or lift things. Let the boys hang on the weekends. Regular boxers or boxer briefs. Regular briefs are underrated, they'll gave you a bounce in your step.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 16,2008 8:25pm
i had this conversation the other night bc my friend marks dick kept sticking to his sweaty leg.. i think theres a time and a place for it.. not like i can "free ball" but sometimes its liberating to know your no no is just one fabric deep.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jun 16,2008 8:31pm
baby powder on the ol' eggbag will keep the leg sticking away. plus your balls will smell like babies.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 16,2008 8:34pm
both tightie whites and boxer briefs are gay as fuck. boxers are as close to freeballin' it as I go.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 16,2008 8:45pm
i dont think on a day when its nearly 100 degrees anybody that puts a little powder on their balls will remain smelling like a baby.



toggletoggle post by plaguecalledman at Jun 16,2008 8:49pm
Free ballin, free ballin and I'm free ballin FREE BALLIN and I'm free



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 16,2008 8:53pm
I want to try a pair of whitey tighties out. I have not wore them things since I was like 9.



toggletoggle post by Miss Meggly at Jun 16,2008 8:59pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
both tightie whites and boxer briefs are gay as fuck.


just a ladies perspective, but... tightie whities should not be worn after the age of 10... maybe not even that long. or ever. but boxer briefs can be hot as long as you're not super skinny like a 10 year old boy... and they have to be black.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 16,2008 9:01pm
i agree that tightie whities are mostly a turn off.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 16,2008 9:04pm
what about speedo's? I think they are wrong unless you have a gold chain tangled in your burly chest hair and a rediculous accent.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 16,2008 9:07pm
if you have a gold chain you fail automatically.. but gold teeth.. now we're talking



toggletoggle post by Miss Meggly at Jun 16,2008 9:08pm
don't forget an orange tan



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 16,2008 9:09pm
if I put powder on my crotch on a hot day, I would get powder cakes in my crevasses.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jun 16,2008 9:32pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
both tightie whites and boxer briefs are gay as fuck. boxers are as close to freeballin' it as I go.

but you stil lwear what i like and that's all that matters

FIN



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 16,2008 9:36pm
Miss%20Meggly said[orig][quote]
don't forget an orange tan


yes that is key for grape smugglers



toggletoggle post by ViolenceIsKey at Jun 16,2008 9:54pm
free balling is the shit. SO much more freedom.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jun 16,2008 10:10pm
i misspoke about the whitey tighties. they are actually boxer briefs, but i am super skinny like a 10 yr old...so i guess i'm saying i'm fucked.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jun 16,2008 10:21pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
i dont think on a day when its nearly 100 degrees anybody that puts a little powder on their balls will remain smelling like a baby.

true. i meant in general dick sticking situations. in 100 degree weather i powder my junk like a kabuki girl and stay in the a/c.



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at Jun 16,2008 11:10pm
free ballin is the ONLY way to go, if I was less of a scumbag and owned pants that didnt have small rips on the top corner of the rear pockets I would always liberate my fellas



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 17,2008 7:37am
free ballin is a last resort for me. i would rather flip dirty under wear inside out and wear em. i just aint into smugglin grapes unless im hiking..



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 17,2008 8:51am
Hanes boxers -- the stretchy kind (not boxer briefs) FTW.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 17,2008 10:36am
yeah free balling isn't something i enjoy. i'd rather my drawers smell like farts and balls instead of my pants. that way i can change my drawers and not worry about my pants for like 3 months. it also puts my johnson way too close to the zipper. you get buzzcock and you're fucked.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at Jun 17,2008 11:59am
I dont enjoy the feeling of the inside of a metal zipper near my junk so no thanks. Never got the fanatical appeal of this...



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 17,2008 1:37pm
i wear nuthuggers. i don't like my nether-niggas floppin around all day. that's uncomfortable.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jun 17,2008 1:38pm
i havent worn underwear since 94 y'all need to get with the times



toggletoggle post by corpus@work at Jun 17,2008 1:38pm
so true, my balls hang stupidly low..chaffe-idge is never cool.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Jun 17,2008 1:58pm
succubus said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
both tightie whites and boxer briefs are gay as fuck. boxers are as close to freeballin' it as I go.

but you stil lwear what i like and that's all that matters

FIN





toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 17,2008 3:17pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
both tightie whites and boxer briefs are gay as fuck. boxers are as close to freeballin' it as I go.


agreed 100%. i need freedom, but not too much. i don't like my balls to be confined.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 17,2008 3:20pm
G-string for the win



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 17,2008 3:22pm
that is so gross on so many levels.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jun 17,2008 3:31pm
All i know is I hate adjusting but the pants i wear only warrant boxer briefs. I tend not to wear my jeans too loose. Not like girl jeans or nothin', but form fitting jeans. So boxers are usually out of the question.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 17,2008 3:34pm
bwahahaha!



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 17,2008 4:38pm edited Jun 17,2008 4:39pm



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 17,2008 4:40pm
if ever there was a time to sniff the copy machine post haste!



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 17,2008 4:44pm
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
if ever there was a time to sniff the copy machine post haste!


arent you looking for a secretary? lol



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 17,2008 4:50pm
you know the deal sweet cheeks...



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at Jun 17,2008 6:00pm
if freeballin is uncomfortable you need to reevaluate your pants situation

boxers are the only acceptable male undergarment... ya buncha fruits...



toggletoggle post by anthny at Jun 17,2008 7:47pm
Everyone's talking about comfort.. which is important yes, but I think the bigger issue with going commando is: who wants their bare gross ass and nether parts rubbing all over their pants or shorts??? That shits disgusting. In the summer? Are you kidding me? That's why you change your boxers everyday and wash them after one use, whereas you can wear pants for weeks without washing. Unless of course you insist on having your bare asshole rubbing all over them like a disgusting inbred overalls-sporting slackjaw.. fuckin savages



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 18,2008 12:43am
My ass and balls have a succulent fragrance, like a fine wine or cheese.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 18,2008 10:37am
hahahahahaha yeah i don't care to wash my pants often, so no farts and balls for them.



toggletoggle post by Joey1234569870 at Jul 19,2008 8:36pm
wt kick ass



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 19,2008 8:41pm
quality thread



toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Jul 20,2008 12:12am
shit i enjoy freeballing with a thong on backwards



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 20,2008 12:17am
My balls are always free.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Jul 20,2008 3:47am
i freeball while wearing paper thin dress pants to the strip club for a lappie. thats about it.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 20,2008 9:15am
Underwear is oppression.

If you clean your groin with Simple Green(tm), it won't stink like a Belgian cheese.

Your stinky ass is another story. If you use a Macintosh, it's probably advertising.



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