what the hell happened this weekend?

HEY DICKBAG. DOES YOUR REQUEST TO ELABORATE GET ANY MORE LOADED?
on rrtp? ya gotta be kidding me kid. dead fucking serious..

whoa ::grabs popcorn::

Josh, play the wrong games and I can guarantee we wont be at your house to play in early July.

calm down bro, I have absolutely NO clue what the hell is going on. No clue why this is a touchy subject or anything. Just ready to watch people yell rttp style.

Don't take the bait Josh. You're cooler than that and you're a friend of ours.

I dont even know what the bait is man. I seen another dwyer vs staples thread in the making so I was gonna bust balls.

uhhh huh?

I'm in the same boat as you duder.

convenient. what would prompt you to ask, but then suddenly have not the faintest idea about whats being talked about? my disdain for you is immense..

I heard some shit went down so I was making sure people were okay.
I already talked to Will. He's a stand up dude and I've booked and played with dysentery so I'm not trying to troll you man.

I dig the clarification and I would say, fair enough, alas--you could see where I am coming from. I thought you was being insincere...

Dysentery is family.

RTTP STYLE!!!!!

I'll have to be honest. I don't know what happened. nor do I care.

its pretty much not rttp's buisness so i dont even know why this thread was created in the first place..

..end of thread.

If this has to do with Lynchie's birthday, I hope everyone is ok. Making a few early morning calls.

you assholes going to fill us in now?

...end of thread .

srsly

INTERNET FIGGGGGHHHT!!!

Boston Music Scene = NON STOP DRAMA

you assholes going to fill us in now?

I heard there was this guy wouldn't pay on tuesday for a hamburger he was given a few weeks early. will taught that guy but good.

I heard he schooled Alton Brown on how to make shrip scampi

NO ONE schools Alton Brown

the real truth is will was shot with a silver bullet.. and did not survive the blow.

I heard Will tried to save this princess from a castle. But when he got there this funny looking little guy told him the princess was in another castle. So Will got pissed and beat the shit out of him.

[Jun 16,2008 12:35pm - xmikex]
I heard Will tried to save this princess from a castle. But when he got there this funny looking little guy told him the princess was in another castle. So Will got pissed and beat the shit out of him.

LOL!

i heard all your bases are belong to Will.

you assholes going to fill us in now?

sig, keep it in dutch harbor brotha...

I heard Will Heath Ledger died. And Finntroll.

This is stupid, let the thread die guys.

BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread will never die! Swollen Donkey will keep it ALLLLLLLLIVEEEEE!!!!!

I guess next time don't air your personal bullshit on forums. Its best sometimes to hold it all in or I don't know, make a phone call?

correct.

comin' correct

so like when Will cheated on Corpus with Niccolai was it just like kissing and heavy petting or like beej or like all the way??

honestly guys, he got into a fight with some guys. His mom shit bricks about it and sent him to his aunt and uncle's house out in california. seriously, the dude flew and then had to take a cab in which the dude had bad bo. I would tell you what name he is going by now, but I can't.

fresh prince?

The truth is that Will got jumped by a bunch of dudes he went to school with. It's sort of an ongoing thing. Later on though, with the help of a kindly old Japanese man, he beat all of them one by one, finishing off the leader with the crane technique.

IF DONE PROPER NO CAN DEFENSE.

you assholes going to fill us in now?

Will isnt a bitch and if it takes X amount of dudes to not even fuck him up at all, then that X amount of dudes really has a huge problem on their hands. ya know... bigger than Will is... and he is pretty big.

yea man especially if hes been traiing with Mr Miagi!!

Real truth is Joe Christianni got his hands on a flux capacitor and went into the future to jump will with a bunch of juggalo's to get his name some honor on rttp but he failed.

bridgewater

...triangle

Well on a real note, fuck it. Shits already on youtube. No need for us to explain. Just watch the damn video.

that's awesome if that douche did get his ass beat down. he is a fucking faggot.

your gonna love this video then!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_jKkGqO_3Y

BAH, i just got rick roll'd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wDrQ_5Pm84

a terrible display of musical hackery

dysentery fucking rules

no, it really dosent.

why is cc all butthurt? someone fuck his mom?

Hey, theres nothing that shouldnt be posted on rttp, whether its someone ripped you off, or someone fucked your mom or dad.

damn wigger slam

YES!

fuck you. you're probably some dildo that got nailed by a back hand of his when you were standing near a pit and got all butthurt about it.

lol.

will's probably going to be drunk the next time I see him and tell me about this thread.

this thread lives only to serve one purpose:

rofl

I picture the Rev like the editor from Spiderman, pounding on his desk with a cigar half way in his mouth screaming into the intercom "I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU HAVE TO BUMP THE WILL DYSENTERY THREAD, JUST GET ME MORE LOLZ!!"

awesome image..

HAHAHAHA!!! ill only give you hoes a few clues to the inside of that fucked up night. It included cock blocking, drinking beer on the beach alone, and a man who looks like a werewolf getting ejected from a porch. Also quite a bit of death threats to my cell phone.

PS you can catch wills new cooking show on the food network. Its only on when there is a full moon. And the main ingredient too all his meals is old thompson whiskey.

cocaine is a helluvah drug.

i don't know what you're talking about this is sick.
will is an awesome guy, stand up dude, its none of my business but i hope all is alright.

and it looks like waking the cadaver stole someones slam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjjKCjOpxc

notice will is the only one who hasnt posted here. wonder why? he's out west chomping wood with his big blue ox

I heard he was busy chopping down some mountains with the back of his hand.

Is he stronger than Chuck Norris? 'Cause Chuck Norris is freaking strong. FREAKING STRONG.

i dont know... that mother fucker stood up when i had him almost horizontal in a full nelson... with me putting all 320+ lbs towards the ground. i was full dead weight and he got up pretty easily. pretty crazy.

Good go fuck him in the ass you love him so much. Now you assholes gonna tell us what this is about?

tonight is a full moon.. he will arise in wolf form and devour you all.. this thread is dead..

or maybe it's alive.

Now you assholes gonna tell us what this is about?

haha. you is swollen in head apparently. take a deep breath brutha. it's over..

no it isn't

i think you should ask will in person.

yeah come to waltham this saturday and interview the band, we would be happy to sit down and tell you all about it!

ITS NOT A TARP.

No prob, he still live near Kev's Quick off of Main st. ?

coughASSHOLEcough

as do i.

SHIT HE KNOWS WHERE WE LIVE WE'RE FUCKED

lol.

billy milano doesnt like this, no sir.

btw, will's in la trying out for a live action version of the simpsons. he's attempting the role of nelson.

you assholes gonna tell us what this is about?

I'm anxious to know as well.

They can hide behind Kev's KWick all night, but they can't run!

wow. i just saw this thread,haha. yeah rev i refuse to be apart of this thread!

I bet these trolls are regulars who are just too afraid to show their faces

fuck the drama, man

actually, i cant leave you guys in the cold.
what happened was after a long night of drinking peach scnapps i got taken advantage of and eventuially butt fucked by a few different dewdz.
if you r wondering if i can fit two dicks in my butt.
i can.

wut wut in tha....

I GAVE YOU PEOPLE HINTS!!! it included 20 ugly goons,a flight from a 20 foot patio, pabst blue ribbon, a beach, and almost dying from blood loss. Figure it out. hoes

so you assholes going to tell us what really happened now?

bump

jesus christ

how many restraining orders have been the proud owner of in your life?

"SILLY BITCHES, RESTRAINING ORDERS CANNOT STOP ME, IM THA..."

Soooo.......

Ok this is how it goes. It all started with a lot of beer, and captain morgans at a party and.......

some KY, a butt plug, band aids, and lastly, a brillo pad for good measure.

so you assholes going to tell us what really happened now?

No.

thought this thread was going to die

if you were his friend and he wanted to inform of what this was all about.. then he would have.. otherwise you're out of the loop.. kill it donkey lips.

so are you assholes going to tell us what happened?

i thought you raped him?? ...fuck i guess im out of the lopp too.

shit, i mightve blacked out. i hate that, i wouldve loved to been in the moment.

must have been ghb.

What are the chances of you assholes telling us what happened?

Inject yourself with semen until your heart stops, please.

thats hot.

HA!

May I get a ratio on the chances of you assholes telling us what happened?

Hello, brother. May I get a chance of your asshole telling me what didn't happen?

ok ok... he called me after it happened... he didnt want anyone to know because its pretty embarassing. he drank too much anal blast and his dick exploded.. he's going to be pissed that i told you.

Will's dick looks like Elmer Fudd's gun after being clogged with a carrot?

What are the chances of you assholes telling us what legitally happened?

LEGITALLY

2 legitally 2 quit.

First of all shit for brains it's Legitimately
Second, obviously the chance is .0000000% that anyone is going to tell you, so give it up.
Third, Will is a good dude, whatever happened I hope he's alright.
Fourth, you must have no fucking life that you'd have to stick your shit-sniffer in someone elses.

Are you going to tell me now?

I see my chances have improved.

What are the chances of you assholes telling us what legitally happened?

finally figured it out you assholes. Now whats the chances of breakin bread with Jesus?

i heard that anal cunt was playing this

Only if Josh steps up and pulls off an A & B charge.

i heard will ate a veggie dog.

dude, dont let that shit out. youre going to permanently hurt his image.

I'll hurt your image you asshole, now tell me more stories!

and by veggie dog i mean he ate a dog.. topped with vegetables. a rottweiler i think. bc it was barking while he was trying to sleep.