Woman is leaving for philly on monday for a long time. She is out with her friend taking pictures right now. I don't want to end up making a puts thread about me being dumped like the current trend in here.


So stuck in the house (she has the car) I am trying to do romantic things. I made her favorite food, got her favorite drink, did a few corny things, got her favorite cd ready to go...


Who has some idea's better than this gay shit?

cheat on her while she's away.

Build a secret cellar.

hahaha

best reply so far

Will Arnett Sex Machine

see the anal thread.

GET HER TO POAST

hah, just got a call saying she is not comming home. Looks like she might be the one getting dumped.

THREAD ACCELERATED

'Poast' is a trademark of General Mills Cereals, Battle Creek, MI.
Use of the word 'Poast,' or any of its likeness thereof without the expressed written consent of General Mills is a punishable crime. Please cease and desist all operations Mr. Horror. Hereof fail not, further misrepresentation will result in a truncated rectum, as to be experienced by you.

POAST TOAST

FIGHT ME

I'm a general. I'll just shoot you.

SHOOT ME IN THE STUPID FACE GAYBOY

Open casket vs. closed casket?

I think for you, the open casket is more disturbing.

None the less, Grapenuts are an excellent source of vital nutrients and fiber essential for the demands of a fast paced world. They taste great hot or cold. Make Grapenuts part of your balanced breakfast today!

hahahahahahahaha!!!!

At ease soldier.

This thread just turned real awesome real fast!

I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING
WHITE BOY
YOUR GIRL HAS GONE LOOKING FOR THE DEEP HARD CHOCOLATE LOVE
IT ALWAYS HAPPENS
THAT'S WHY THE GHETTO IS NEAR THE CITY
WHILE YOU'RE OFF SHOPPING FOR FAGGOTRY
RUNNING UP YOUR CREDIT CARD YOU GONNA WORK HARD TO PAY OFF
(WHILE NIGGERS LIVE ON YOUR WELFARE TAX MONEY CRACKER)
YOUR WOMAN IS RIDING NIGGER COCK TO PARADISE

I BEEN BALLING WHITE GIRLS SINCE I WAS 15
THEY ALL WANT TO WALK ON THE WILD SIDE
THE DARK AFRICAN WILD SIDE THAT DOESN'T OWN
A MINIVAN

NIGGER

all you need to purge a bitch from your system is a good healthy dose of fiber.

OR A GOOD AEROBIC RAPE
KEEP IN SHAPE
MAKE THE BITCH DO THE HARD RUNNING

BLACK POWER!

ah ha, yeti is general mills!

Nigger those were two of your least inspiring posts* ever.

But let me take this opportunity to tell you about how Cocoa Puffs are a delicious and nutritious way to start your day! Everyone "koo-koo" for Cocoa Puffs.

so like not coming home tonight, or at all??

My woman ran off to philly once too. But eventually she realized that Im the fuckin best, and came crawling back to the I-talian sausage.

she'll be home but late. Still enough to throw me into a 300% bad mood.

Is this your baby mama?

Or Colon Blow.