fucking terrible. easily one of sandlers worst. 20 minutes in, I was already staring at the time on my phone. worst of all is the movie is nearly 2 hours.:
...Or else I'm gonna stab you... in the head
(With what? With what?!)
With MY DICK! YEAH! AND BLOOD'S GONNA COME OUTTA YOUR HEAD! AND THERE'S NOTHIN YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! CUZ I'M A MAAAAAD MAN!
ZOHAN SUCKED. End of story, for some reason i really had hoped that this would be as good as billy madison or happy gilmore. I was so rediculously dissapointed