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If metal bands were races...
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Conservationist
on Jun 12,2008 11:00am
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post by
Conservationist
at Jun 12,2008 11:00am
Burzum = North Chinese
Morbid Angel = The French
Slayer = Americans
Von = African-Americans
Death = Israel
and finally...
Opeth = mixed-race (and gay)
post by
the_reverend
at Jun 12,2008 11:02am
this thread lost me.
post by
Conservationist
at Jun 12,2008 11:02am
Opeth = Barack Obama + RuPaul
post by thuringwethil at the library at Jun 12,2008 11:06am
hmm.
post by
RustyPS
at Jun 12,2008 11:07am
riiiiiiiiiiiiight
post by
dreadkill
at Jun 12,2008 11:14am
black metal equals niggas
nu metal/metalcore/deathcore slam stuff equals wiggas
death metal equals sasquatches and rednecks
thrash equals latinos
prog metal dream theatery stuff equals white people
post by guy at Jun 12,2008 1:13pm
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thrash equals latinos
post by anonymous at Jun 12,2008 1:27pm
can someone tell this guy to stop posting stupid shit
post by
goatcatalyst
at Jun 12,2008 1:57pm
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can someone tell this guy to stop posting stupid shit
be nice to him... he's autistic
post by BSV at Jun 12,2008 2:29pm
I fully support the Morbid Angel statement.
post by
dreadkill
at Jun 12,2008 2:46pm
some of his posts are actually funny
post by tylor at Jun 12,2008 3:08pm
dreadkill said
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thrash equals latinos
hahaha this made me laugh
post by
Yeti
at Jun 12,2008 3:17pm
dreadkill said
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death metal equals sasquatches
dude a band full of wookie-like behemoths would make the most crushing death metal.
post by
infect
at Jun 12,2008 3:45pm
what about a band full of yeti's?
post by
swamplorddvm
at Jun 12,2008 3:54pm
Death? huh? How?
post by
dreadkill
at Jun 12,2008 3:58pm
i said sasquatches because of glen benton's recent bigfoot encounter.
post by
Conservationist
at Jun 12,2008 4:06pm
goatcatalyst said
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be nice to him... he's autistic
you mean "artistic," amirite?
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