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returntothepit >> discuss >> America needs to be fatter by the_reverend on Jun 10,2008 3:01pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2008 3:01pm
think innovative.
think of ways to get americans faster.

I'm thinking of like... liquid cheese with deep-fried twinkies in it.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 10,2008 3:02pm
that wouldn't make americans faster. it would surely slow them down.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2008 3:02pm
hardened bacon grease burritos!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2008 3:03pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
think innovative.
think of ways to get americans fatter faster.

I'm thinking of like... liquid cheese with deep-fried twinkies in it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2008 3:13pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 10,2008 3:14pm
instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 10,2008 3:16pm



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jun 10,2008 3:20pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
deep-fried twinkies in it.


theyve got that shit on the San Jose peer, with chocolate sauce and powdered sugar.

i need to go throw up now



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jun 10,2008 4:11pm
Deep-friend, breaded, sugared, cheese-covered gay semen.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 10,2008 4:14pm
So, ya got a deep friend, do ya??



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2008 4:16pm
that's what makes it gay.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Jun 10,2008 4:17pm
why? america's the fattest CUNTree in the world? why would you want us to be fatter?
oh oh oh
now i think i get it...
so we all die faster!!!!
what the fuck do i win?!?!?!?!
hopefully a deepfriedchocolatecoveredturkey!



toggletoggle post by cav nli at Jun 10,2008 4:18pm
i dunno i think cheesecake factory thought of it...a bacon cheeseburger with steak tips on top. its amazing. only had it once. things like 15 bucks. hahaha.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 10,2008 4:20pm
'They' are actually saying that obesity has peaked in the US, and is going down.

"No lil debbies fo u niggaz dis week...", is whats happening.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 10,2008 4:21pm
We came up with 'steak on the cob' which was steak kabobs wrapped in a steak. You eat it like a kabob tho.



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at Jun 10,2008 4:22pm
Three words:

Krispy Kreme Burger




toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 10,2008 4:23pm
Id eat that fucker right now.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Jun 10,2008 4:28pm
DYA: i saw that badboy on phantom gourmet and thought to myself "who ever the fucking fat ass is that eats that is one nazzzzzty nigga mang"



toggletoggle post by cav nli at Jun 10,2008 4:32pm
DYA%20/%20NLI said[orig][quote]
Three words:

Krispy Kreme Burger






toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 10,2008 4:33pm
that burger would be better if you fried the lettuce.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Jun 10,2008 4:33pm
fucked up and down



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2008 4:34pm

MOAR!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jun 10,2008 4:34pm
in the prospect of getting america fatter id like to point three reasons why they shouldnt be any fatter then they are right now.

3. Blue
2. Cav
1. Rich

and for the bonus money....Jeff



toggletoggle post by Mess at Jun 10,2008 4:35pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
that burger would be better if you fried the lettuce.


and made the plate, silverware, and paper thing edible also.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Jun 10,2008 4:36pm
the thing you should know about ordering your next batch of diabEEEEEEETUS testing supply is...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2008 4:36pm
someone's mos def unemployed...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 10,2008 4:36pm
STAND UP FOR YOUR BEEF!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2008 4:39pm edited Jun 10,2008 4:39pm
there is someone that I made fun of here for having not a double chin, but a double set of cheeks.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Jun 10,2008 4:39pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
someone's mos def unemployed...

and fucking drunk hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by Mess at Jun 10,2008 4:44pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
someone's mos def unemployed...


we'll see who's laughing in a few hours. i am now getting ready to do some srtiped basssssss fishing. i'll post picks when i catch me a bitch ok?! think it's funny do ya?! we'll see who's eat'n good in da hood in a little bit now... YA HEAR?!?!?!?!?! huh! ya hear?!?!?!!!!! do ya!!!!!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 10,2008 4:46pm
Ima eat me a pastrami and swiss sammich with huhhsradish, guy.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 10,2008 4:47pm
boahs head, bruh.



toggletoggle post by tylor at Jun 10,2008 4:47pm
DYA%20/%20NLI said[orig][quote]
Three words:

Krispy Kreme Burger



thats what i thought this thread was gonna be about



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jun 10,2008 4:48pm
what



toggletoggle post by mortalis  at Jun 10,2008 4:49pm
powerkok said[orig][quote]
boahs head, bruh.


feckin awesum shit khed



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 10,2008 4:50pm
Guy, riiight?



toggletoggle post by Mess at Jun 10,2008 4:50pm
keds



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jun 10,2008 5:04pm
powerkok said[orig][quote]
So, ya got a deep friend, do ya??


To the elbow!



toggletoggle post by Mess at Jun 10,2008 7:10pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
someone's mos def unemployed...


i only got pics of the sea. no pics of the fishes because i'm a shitty fisherman. 1 hour wasted. no fucking dinner tonight. b00000 me



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 10,2008 7:13pm
damn....what u fishin for/ usin for bait?



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at Jun 10,2008 7:22pm
cav%20nli said[orig][quote]
i dunno i think cheesecake factory thought of it...a bacon cheeseburger with steak tips on top. its amazing. only had it once. things like 15 bucks. hahaha.
describe this to me, in detail... slow and sexy like



toggletoggle post by Mess at Jun 10,2008 8:59pm
powerkok said[orig][quote]
damn....what u fishin for/ usin for bait?


fish'n for strippers, using macral fo bait... caught nutt'n



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 10,2008 9:20pm
i read that real quick as stripers.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jun 10,2008 10:05pm edited Jun 11,2008 12:02am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Americans need to be phatter.





toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 12,2008 10:31am
prince alberts.. london. ontario.. the wally burger.. all the fixings and topped with peanutbutter.. best burger ive ever eaten in my life.. id break my vegetarianism to eat another one of those anytime.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2008 10:32am
you are a fakitarian then.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 12,2008 10:36am
meat makes me sick to my stomach which is why i dont eat it.. the idea of eating the flesh of another creature is mostly stomach turning.. also all the anti biotics and such involved.. im not so mad sad for the cows.. their shit is killing our atmosphere.. kill them off.. i just dont wan tot eat them.. if i ate a wally burger im sure id puke gallons..



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 12,2008 11:24am
idk about that. the only thing that would break my no meat stance is if it were human. and not just any human, but one that i hate.cannibal of dusseldorf.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jun 12,2008 11:26am
I love eating meat. I was a vegetarian, for some time though, and I've always wanted to be a cannibal of the stupid.

"Daddy, illiterate minorities and rednecks for dinner again?! Can't we eat someone from the suburbs for once?"

Ayup.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 13,2008 9:05am



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jun 13,2008 11:05am
oh fuck yes



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 13,2008 12:48pm
butter that bacon boy.

but dad, my heart hurts.

BUTTER IT!



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jun 13,2008 1:06pm
China is still bigger but we can be fatter

EAT FOR THE GOOD OL' U.S. OF A!



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Jun 13,2008 1:50pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.


thanks Dr. Nick!



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Jun 13,2008 3:07pm
I hope I'll get to see aliens feasting upon fattened American trash in my lifetime.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 19,2008 1:57pm



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