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returntothepit >> discuss >> Who's the cheesiest 80's metal band? by destinationvoid on Feb 2,2004 4:49pm
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toggletoggle post by destinationvoid at Feb 2,2004 4:49pm
Okay, what do you guys think? The cheesiest, gayest, headbanging, hair flyin', makeup wearing metal band there was?

Right now, the only one that comes flying into my brain is Queensryche.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 2,2004 4:53pm
a tie between Vixen and Venom



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 2,2004 4:53pm
christ, whoops I didn't mean to sell Stryper short



toggletoggle post by Death101 at Feb 2,2004 4:59pm
Let\'s not forget Winger



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 2,2004 5:04pm
It's by far Eddie Van Halen. I'm sorry if people like them, but i got my reasons. One of the guitarist in my band is obsessed with them... can you picture a black metal band with Van Halen solos?!?!!??! So the rest of the band and i have grew a secret hatred for EVH. That felt so good letting that out to the masses!



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 2,2004 5:11pm
list:

Stryper
Winger
Nitro
L.A. Guns
Dokken
Twisted Sister
Quiet Riot

those guys are all pretty cheeZy



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Feb 2,2004 5:13pm
I think Poison, Bon Jovi, Stryper, and Winger. Although, EVH is a fucking incredible guitarist. Not black Metal material



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Feb 2,2004 5:14pm
LA Guns
Cinderella
Poison (at least they thought they were metal)
heh



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 2,2004 5:15pm
Tygers of Pan Tang... Angel Witch is kinda cheeZee



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 2,2004 5:16pm
JellyFish said:
I think Poison, Bon Jovi, Stryper, and Winger. Although, EVH is a fucking incredible guitarist. Not black Metal material



Finally someone with brains!



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Feb 2,2004 5:19pm edited Feb 2,2004 5:19pm
i have seen all these bands
Stryper
Winger
Nitro
L.A. Guns
Dokken
Twisted Sister
Quiet Riot
LA Guns
Cinderella
Poison



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 2,2004 5:19pm
seriously... Nitro is the cheesiest... hands down



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Feb 2,2004 5:21pm edited Feb 2,2004 5:21pm
great guitarist

horrable guitar tone

and yea i have both their cd's



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 2,2004 5:22pm
hahahaha yeah. Michael Angelo is down right sickening as a guitarist. his double guitar is pretty fucking cool too. its insane how he can solo on both necks at the same time.



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Feb 2,2004 5:23pm
and how some of the most talented guitarists copied him was kinda weird but probly flattering for him anyway



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 2,2004 5:24pm


bwahahahaha! i love the 80's...



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Feb 2,2004 5:25pm
haha i had that shirt



toggletoggle post by Anthony at Feb 2,2004 5:26pm
Haha, I have their cds too. Dave who plays guitar in my band just ordered both of Michael Angelo's instructional dvds: Speed Kills and Speed Lives. Amazing stuff, Angelo is the sickest guitar player I've ever seen.

out fucking rageous



toggletoggle post by blue  at Feb 2,2004 5:29pm
ENUFF Z NUFF.



toggletoggle post by moran   at Feb 2,2004 6:12pm
Abbath said:
One of the guitarist in my band is obsessed with them... can you picture a black metal band with Van Halen solos?!?!!??!


That sound awesome. I would be an instant fan if you did this.



toggletoggle post by moran   at Feb 2,2004 6:14pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 2,2004 6:20pm
toyah!
nothing like japanese 80's rock.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 2,2004 6:38pm
moran said:
Abbath said:
One of the guitarist in my band is obsessed with them... can you picture a black metal band with Van Halen solos?!?!!??!


That sound awesome. I would be an instant fan if you did this.



HA!!! Well I guess you can be looking forward to us in the future! Hahahahah!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 2,2004 7:09pm
destinationvoid said:
Okay, what do you guys think? The cheesiest, gayest, headbanging, hair flyin', makeup wearing metal band there was?

Right now, the only one that comes flying into my brain is Queensryche.


queensryche?!?! they are far from the cheesiest, gayest, headbanging, hair flyin', makeup wearing metal band ever. they didn't even wear makeup for very long. there are a million other bands who should be named before the Q. queensryche is awesome. empire and operation mindcrime are two of the best metal albums ever. what's next? are you going to call deicide the best christian metal band ever?



toggletoggle post by moran   at Feb 2,2004 7:37pm
Queensryche is awesome. The really early stuff was cheesy, but they got out of it pretty quick. They have some awsome stuff.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 2,2004 9:53pm
Abbath said:
It's by far Eddie Van Halen. I'm sorry if people like them, but i got my reasons. One of the guitarist in my band is obsessed with them... can you picture a black metal band with Van Halen solos?!?!!??! So the rest of the band and i have grew a secret hatred for EVH. That felt so good letting that out to the masses!


I think you mean Van Halen the band, not Eddie Van Halen the person. And this isn't true since EVH was a great guitarist (whether you like him or not) and the only person who wore makeup was Diamond Dave. Anyway, how the fuck was Mötley Crüe not mentioned in this thread yet??? Cmon!!!!



toggletoggle post by A_Cold_Reality   at Feb 2,2004 10:02pm
totAlly agree with u mAn. queenryche should not be the first bAnd to come to mind, they've put out some awesome stuff.

THEEE LIST:
Stryper
Winger
motley fn Crue
Ratt
Cinderella
NITRO
DAnger DAnger



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 2,2004 10:15pm
whitesnake



toggletoggle post by Dreaded_Silence   at Feb 2,2004 10:47pm
although they did not come out until 89ish and broke out in the beginning of the 90s, i'm gonna say Firehouse...really cheesy


80s metal rules



toggletoggle post by thornnvine  at Feb 2,2004 11:15pm
Queen of the Ryche was an awsome fucking song. Does anyone have that 7"? That band rules.

How about Bullet Boyz. That band was real bad.

I use to have a few of Loudness albums when I was in 7th grade.

don't forget faster pussycat.



toggletoggle post by thornnvine  at Feb 2,2004 11:20pm
Did we forget Hanoi Rocks. CHEEE-ZEEEE



toggletoggle post by thornnvine  at Feb 2,2004 11:23pm



toggletoggle post by thornnvine  at Feb 2,2004 11:26pm
I think the dude on the right is wearing a moo moo with a belt over the top of it. He has that "I'm not so sure about this moo moo guys" look on his face.




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Feb 3,2004 10:20am
maybe the look was cheesy, but the music from most of these bands was awesome.

cheesy music would have to be modern hardcore, metalcore and the metalcore you people call grind.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 3,2004 10:21am
thornnvine said:
I think the dude on the right is wearing a moo moo with a belt over the top of it. He has that "I'm not so sure about this moo moo guys" look on his face.



tee-hee



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Feb 3,2004 10:36am
hanoi rocks just released something and sent it to me for review
hahaha

i have not listened to it though



toggletoggle post by handinjury at Feb 3,2004 11:43am edited Feb 3,2004 11:44am
britney fox



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 3,2004 12:00pm
succubus said:
hanoi rocks just released something and sent it to me for review
hahaha

i have not listened to it though


I thought they imploded after Vince Neil, well, MURDERED Razzle (the drummer)

maybe it's a reunion

Nuclear Assault wrote "Buttfuck" about Vince Neil's car crash

ah, the 80's



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 3,2004 3:44pm
litacore said:
succubus said:
hanoi rocks just released something and sent it to me for review
hahaha

i have not listened to it though


I thought they imploded after Vince Neil, well, MURDERED Razzle (the drummer)

maybe it's a reunion

Nuclear Assault wrote "Buttfuck" about Vince Neil's car crash

ah, the 80's


Wait, wait, wait, what is all this about Vince Neil and Razzle, please explain.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 3,2004 3:49pm
Razzle was Hanoi Rocks drummer, he was killed when Vince Neil drunk-drove his car into a bunch of other cars. Razzle was the passenger. They were on their way to get more booze.

I think Neil did a month in jail and community service.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 3,2004 5:23pm
litacore said:
Razzle was Hanoi Rocks drummer, he was killed when Vince Neil drunk-drove his car into a bunch of other cars. Razzle was the passenger. They were on their way to get more booze.

I think Neil did a month in jail and community service.


Damn, that sucks. Although, Razzle should know never to get into a car with a Crüe member, drunk or sober.



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