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returntothepit >> discuss >> worst movie ever by ellesarusrex on Jun 6,2008 12:05am
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toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 6,2008 12:05am
the stranger



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 6,2008 12:08am
apparently the director is a stranger to the scary



toggletoggle post by craigforacurse  at Jun 6,2008 12:09am
really that bad? i had my hopes for this



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 6,2008 12:09am
hahahaha. high life <3 atleast we got a good photo shoot out of it and i got popcorn in my boot



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 6,2008 12:10am
yeah, dont believe the hype. a long suspense build up, with a few cheap jumps, then it never delivers



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 6,2008 12:11am
they over use the "oh my god theres someone creepily standing in the background out of focus." thing over and over



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 6,2008 12:12am edited Jun 6,2008 12:13am
and the "if i open the curtain i dont think there will be a face . .. OH MY GOD THERE IS A FACE!! AHHH!!" thing over and over



toggletoggle post by craigforacurse  at Jun 6,2008 12:12am
bah. thats stupid. well, back to waiting for the new batman movie....



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 6,2008 12:18am
Wrong. Bridget Jones Diary is the worst movie ever made.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jun 6,2008 12:19am
i liked this movie. not great. but worth a watch IMO



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 6,2008 12:23am
it was done well for a first time film maker. he knows how to build the suspense, and the tension. but then just cops out in the end.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Jun 6,2008 12:23am
so it sucked.

rent "Funny Games", that seems a FAR superior home invasion horror film

so fucking hopeless

the bad guys SO win.



toggletoggle post by craigforacurse  at Jun 6,2008 12:23am
movies like this generally are a waste of time, although the trailers looked creepy so i thought it might be decent. NOTHING is worse than cloverfield. thats right. i said it.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 6,2008 12:24am
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer



toggletoggle post by craigforacurse  at Jun 6,2008 12:24am
thuringwethil said[orig][quote]
so it sucked.

rent "Funny Games"


is that the one with the kids in it? one of them looks like mcauley culkin



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 6,2008 12:26am
which is worth checking out, the original funny games or the re-make? i hear theyre both almost identical.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 6,2008 12:27am
gummo was pretty damn bad but worth a watch too.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jun 6,2008 12:31am
this ones worth a watch, just leave early and miss the end, or else you will hate your life



toggletoggle post by GUY at Jun 6,2008 8:19am
the strangers was god awful but

the worst movie ever is my girl 2



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 6,2008 8:27am
thuringwethil said[orig][quote]
so it sucked.

rent "Funny Games", that seems a FAR superior home invasion horror film

so fucking hopeless

the bad guys SO win.

That looks good, I'll have to check it out.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 6,2008 8:30am
...and btw, the worst movie I've ever seen is called The Last Broadcast

it was a Blair Witch style movie, but it came out before Blair Witch did, but it was awful... anybody could make a better movie than that....



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 6,2008 8:31am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
high life <3


you're a good woman.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 6,2008 8:32am
Manos: Hands of Fate is the worst movie ever made.



toggletoggle post by markfuckingrichards  at Jun 6,2008 8:54am
Your mom is the worst movie ever made. Snap.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 6,2008 9:03am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
the stranger


LOLZ

imagine, a movie with a title that brashly exceeds cliche, turns out to be bad.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 6,2008 9:04am
Joshtruction said[orig][quote]
gummo was pretty damn bad but worth a watch too.


-1 Gummo was awesome.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2008 9:07am
lost highway.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Jun 6,2008 9:10am
I watched lost highway when it came out, and had no clue what the fuck was going on. All about particia arquette in that movie.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2008 9:20am
no, the movie is all about being shitty. i saw it when it came out and i wanted to weep for the resourses that went into making/distributing it.



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at Jun 6,2008 9:40am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Manos: Hands of Fate is the worst movie ever made.


The MST3K of that is one of my favorites.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 6,2008 10:29am
hahahahaha yeah thats where i first heard about it.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Jun 6,2008 10:32am
spanish translation is

Hands: Hands of Fate

hahahahaha, I love that fucking show too, it made Saturday mornings fun again



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Jun 6,2008 10:40am
mstk3k was amzing. mitchell is one my favorite episodes.



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jun 6,2008 10:58am
The worst movie ever is Corrupt, I am dead serious it's with Ice T and some other rapper. I bought it with semi hopes and it was even worse then life itself. If you want a good laugh and don't mind wasting like an hour and a half of your life i suggest watching it.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Jun 6,2008 11:06am

bennyhillifier

LOL, user interface war



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 6,2008 11:18am
1. lol @ u if you expect anything significant from a horror movie in 2008.
2. Gummo was awesome. I will not be contradicted on this point.
3. I hereby hijack this thread in the name of MST3K:

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Jun 6,2008 11:25am
The Strangers was a towering pile of shit. ONLY good things about it were that the bad guys got away with it and "Why are you doing this to us?" "Because you were home." In other news, Gummo is like a sacred epiphany from Sweet Father Below. A pox upon any who slander it! ... and now back to our MST3K thread



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 6,2008 11:27am
Lost Highway was better on acid.

Queen of the Damned is the worst movie ever.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Jun 6,2008 12:05pm
Liv Tyler said she lost a bunch of pounds running around in this movie

so at least something good happened from it

I should star in a horror movie, the gym is fucking expensive



toggletoggle post by NoodleFace at Jun 6,2008 12:22pm
I was all pumped to go see this movie, then I was told it was shitty by EVERYONE. god damnit



toggletoggle post by anonymonster at Jun 6,2008 12:24pm
Farce of the Penguins was HORRIBLE

Not horror, but just FYI... it sucked.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 6,2008 12:28pm
If I ever need to drop 10 lbs I'll audition for Leprachaun 47.

I'll discuss this movie real quick because I wasn't entirely un-impressed with it, but a lot of things bothered me about it, and by the half way point I was no longer scared, or really interested.

The exposition was done nicely. I liked that it wasn't some happy couple on their honey moon. It was an awkward situation that set an easy mood from the beginning. I thought they did a great job setting things up with that girl coming to the door randomly. For me the scariest part of the movie is when she comes back, asks for Tamra again, Liv Tyler tells her she already came by, and the girl says in a perfectly creepy inflection "Are you sure?". Very subtle, but that coupled with the banging on the door, and that big thick door muffling her voice made it a very well done scene.

What irritated me beyond belief about this movie (and I'm sure it's a staple for most horror movies) is that this situation would never happen. Psychotic masked killers or not, scary dark house alone in the woods or not, 90% of people have enough survival instinct to ride something like that out ESPECIALLY if they have a gun.

When they shot Dennis from Always Sunny in Philadelphia the first thing they should have done was drag his corpse into that little room they were in, take his cell phone off him, call for help and wait it out. To me that just makes more sense than making a break for the rickety old haunted tool shed by scrambling around on the ground out in the open. I don't know anyone who would have done that.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 6,2008 12:44pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
When they shot Dennis from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

He's in it? That's funny...



toggletoggle post by VoidExpression  at Jun 6,2008 1:42pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
which is worth checking out, the original funny games or the re-make? i hear theyre both almost identical.


Don't see the remake. You just can't replicate chemistry. They're about as similar as Psycho and Van Sant's abortion.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2008 1:54pm
LOST HIGHWAY

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toggletoggle post by VoidExpression  at Jun 6,2008 2:02pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
LOST HIGHWAY

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Ah come on, that's not even the worst Lynch movie!



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jun 6,2008 2:50pm
the futurama movie



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jun 6,2008 2:50pm
for sheer disappointment in comparison with the glory of said show



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jun 6,2008 4:16pm
Howard the Duck



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 6,2008 4:55pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Howard the Duck


Fuck you, that movie is awesome.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 6,2008 5:00pm edited Jun 6,2008 5:00pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Howard the Duck


fight me or you're a pussy!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jun 6,2008 5:16pm
Haha. [chinese]You want to fight? Fight me right now!"[/chinese]



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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2008 6:10pm
I'm surprised no one said LOST HIGHWAY

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toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 6,2008 7:04pm
I'm not sure what I would consider the worst movie I've ever seen, but I would bet money that Sandra Bullock was in it.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 6,2008 7:05pm
I'd be more willing to bet the worst movie contains a crystal skull



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 6,2008 7:10pm
The worst of the series without a doubt.
Ive seen far worse movies...although....I did want to leave halfway thru.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Jun 6,2008 7:20pm
go out now and rent The Onion Movie. guaranteed to please.



toggletoggle post by Wantonnabe at Jun 6,2008 7:58pm
The Grudge, Assassination Tango, The Dancer Upstairs, any videogame to movie.

But Howard the Duck kicks ass for the record.



toggletoggle post by chris_from_shit_fuck  at Jun 6,2008 9:35pm
Worst movie ever = Strange Wilderness.

Painfully bad.



toggletoggle post by Nobody_Cares at Jun 7,2008 12:52pm
GoatCatalyst said[orig][quote]
In other news, Gummo is like a sacred epiphany from Sweet Father Below. A pox upon any who slander it!


100% agreed. Best movie ever. I show lots of people this movie and they see me later and say "I saw some Gummo shit today". Its real life. I've been getting into Gus Van Sant lately, Elephant and Paranoid Park are two good pieces of realistic filmmaking. As far as worst, I saw that Zohan disaster, I was suckered in. DON'T GO, YOU WILL WANT YOUR $ BACK!



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Jun 7,2008 1:01pm edited Jun 7,2008 4:41pm
I've NEVER seen the whole thing of "Gummo"

I just switched it on during during that bathtub eating scene and just about puked up everything I'd eaten in the last 48 hours

my roomie has it, though, I'd better watch this. After fasting for a while


///
first sentence corrected after what, five hours? oops.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 7,2008 2:04pm
Gummo is def a favorite of mine.



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