Go back to Fagsford, New Jersey and say hello to yer brudda in Queeahchestah on the way, ya fag.

Take the Hymen Highway back to the Land of Misfit Whores, you fuckin dumb whore.

Go back to New Felchboro and buy some crazy straws with the money you earned on the corner of Douche and Bag.

Take exit Shut the Fuck Up offa Route Retahd before I detour my steeltoe into BrownEye Boulevard.



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Sitting in traffic leads to glorious things.
HEY TONY

hey, it beats actual road rage

hahahahaha you rule man.

Didn't youuuuuuuu...


GET THAT DOG A HELMET!

Ben, I salute your inoperable brain tumor always.

That tumor's gonna be a stahhhhhhhh

Why don't you go adopt a highway, in the name of the Almost As Wide As Your Vagina Rotary Club.

Why don't you take Route Roast Beef back to the Mudflap Mansion, ya tramp, ya...

THAT IS SOME PUH-REEEEEEMO SNATCH!

why don't you pull yer lip over yer head, and swallow...heh heh

No no you gotta put it in the form of directions.

Oh, you lookin for Stupid Whore's Stomach Avenue? Take the first right on Pull Your Lip Up Over Your Head Street and swallow.