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returntothepit >> discuss >> Writer's block!! by Dave_Maggot on May 16,2008 5:52pm
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toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 16,2008 5:52pm
having a bad case of this right now. fucking fuck fuck fuck!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 16,2008 5:54pm
write about how much writer's block sucks



toggletoggle post by NippleViolater   at May 16,2008 5:57pm
are you talking about music or actual writing?



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 16,2008 5:59pm
actual writing. trying to write a horror story. ive got the outline for it. im just blocked on how to execute it.



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at May 16,2008 6:01pm
play around with your characters' weaknesses and see what you can exploit into terrible situations



toggletoggle post by NippleViolater   at May 16,2008 6:04pm
OHhhhh...yea, I've been wanting to write a story for a long time now but am still too much of a pussy. Glad to hear someone's going for it. I'd say go out in the woods tonight when it gets really dark, scare the shit out of yourself, and write everything down.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 16,2008 6:08pm
i've been writing for years. i'll have like a good writing streak and then nothing for 2 years at a time. it sucks. this good advice you guys are giving me though.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 16,2008 6:19pm
a very cool philosophy teacher gave me advice once in college regarding writer's block. He basically told me not to eat all day before I wrote. I ended up having much success with this technique throughout my academic tenure. I also had much success with oc's and coors light. Go figure..



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at May 16,2008 6:22pm
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
a very cool philosophy teacher gave me advice once in college regarding writer's block. He basically told me not to eat all day before I wrote. I ended up having much success with this technique throughout my academic tenure. I also had much success with oc's and coors light. Go figure..


now imagine if you combined the two...



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 16,2008 6:38pm
what works best for me is to be either wicked sick, with a high fever, and on medicine. or really tired.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 16,2008 9:49pm
There's no such thing as writer's block. Creativity is something that comes into and then exits us like waves hitting the beach and retreating. You can't force it, and it's a hell of a task to get your own schedule to coincide with that of inspiration.

Basically, if you're "blocked", you're no longer in control of the schedule. Do something else. This is when you should work out some other ideas, write up some boring backstory stuff, write down some various ideas and devices you can incorporate into your story, etc.. etc...

When your inspiration finishes it's little break, it'll be happy to come back and find that you've been productive.



toggletoggle post by Kadoogan-om-nom-nom at May 18,2008 3:15pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
There's no such thing as writer's block. Creativity is something that comes into and then exits us like waves hitting the beach and retreating.


I was gonna say the same thing, only with slightly less pompous overtones.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 18,2008 4:19pm
methinks you have no clue what pompous means.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 18,2008 4:57pm
i think i got a solid beginning so far. i gotta tackle the rest of it on tuesday. i pretty much got the whole story in my head now.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 18,2008 7:57pm
i'd be interested in reading it when you finish, if you're into that kind of thing.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 18,2008 8:31pm
oh yeah, definitley. i like to share my stories.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at May 18,2008 11:39pm
i have a horrible case of it now and i need to write more than ever. otherwise i will go sleep and my body will decompose in my dreams from the frustration and sorrow i feel at the moment.



toggletoggle post by AfterWorldObliteration   at May 18,2008 11:44pm
add a good rape scene to the story. make it set in the phallus palace.



toggletoggle post by mortalis  at May 19,2008 12:10am
i have to write two sets of lyrics for the show next sunday, but it's just not coming to me. fuckin sucks.



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toggletoggle post by Kadoogan-om-nom-nom at May 19,2008 9:32am
pompous

Pronunciation:
\ˈpäm-pəs\
Function:
adjective
Date:
15th century

1 : excessively elevated or ornate <pompous rhetoric>
2 : having or exhibiting self-importance : arrogant <a pompous politician>
3 : relating to or suggestive of pomp : magnificent


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand go.



toggletoggle post by quintessence  at May 19,2008 10:24am
I love how if someone actually knows how to write well, he's called pompous or elitist now a days.....



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 19,2008 10:40am
Arrowhead is right, it comes in waves. we just expect to have creativity pour out whenever we want it to. it doesn't, so we get frustrated and then try to force it. its like trying to remember a word or name that just won't come to you. chances are if you sit and harp on it, it won't come to you. it'll come at some random time when you aren't thinking about it.



toggletoggle post by Kadoogan-om-nom-nom at May 19,2008 3:52pm
quintessence said[orig][quote]
I love how if someone actually knows how to write well, he's called pompous or elitist now a days.....


I knew someone would make this argument.

It's not a matter of writing well. It's a matter of knowing what you're talking about without sounding like an ass.

I like to think I'm a damn smart person. That doesn't mean I'm gonna post on RTTP like I'm writing a friggin' Hallmark Card.

And like I said, I agree with with what Arrowhead said. You can't force it. Every song, story or whatever I've written (and kept) has come from outta nowhere. Any time I've ever sat down with the INTENTION of writing etc., I hate whatever comes out.

or:

Ever the seas are sailed by majestic crafts, and though they are built from hands of our collective muse, alas she is a bitch and will not tongue my bung.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 19,2008 3:56pm
If you have writer's block it just means you're not very talented and should try something else. Like working at a butcher shop.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 19,2008 4:01pm
Kadoogan-om-nom-nom said[orig][quote]

Ever the seas are sailed by majestic crafts, and though they are built from hands of our collective muse, alas she is a bitch and will not tongue my bung.
that was eloquent AND elegant. bravo, sir, brah-voh!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 19,2008 4:02pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
If you have writer's block it just means you're not very talented and should try something else. Like working at a butcher shop.
butcher shop is what i call sloppy vagina. i hate when a twat looks like a bomb went off in a butcher shop.



toggletoggle post by aril at May 19,2008 4:24pm
It's also a good thing to find a "muse." You know, something that ultimately inspires you and easily makes your imagination come alive. If you haven't discovered what yours is yet, I suggest you look for it.
I experience the same problem with those damn waves. It's a little easier once you find your muse and inspiration.
Of course, it all depends on what you're doing - whether it be writing, music, painting, etc.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 19,2008 4:49pm
ah yes, i lament the epochs of low tide and yearn for the ephemeral high tide, with the seafoam gently sticking in my nostrils and the briny sea glowing with the ebullient phosphorous of creativity.



toggletoggle post by aril at May 19,2008 4:55pm
except low tide in New Bedford = grease, trash, and pubes.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 19,2008 5:49pm
composted actually has lyrics comparing some vaginas to the drain of a butcher's shop.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 19,2008 6:22pm
Kadoogan-om-nom-nom said[orig][quote]
pompous

Pronunciation:
\ˈpäm-pəs\
Function:
adjective
Date:
15th century

1 : excessively elevated or ornate <pompous rhetoric>
2 : having or exhibiting self-importance : arrogant <a pompous politician>
3 : relating to or suggestive of pomp : magnificent


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand go.


And I said nothing excessively ornate or self important. Or do you just assume any use of a single layered metaphor to be pompous? I type the same way I talk, jackass. If you read it as fancy and pompous, I can damned well assure you it didn't sound that way coming out of me.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 19,2008 6:40pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
composted actually has lyrics comparing some vaginas to the drain of a butcher's shop.
depraved minds think alike



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 19,2008 9:01pm
hellz yeah!



toggletoggle post by Kadoogan-om-nom-nom at May 20,2008 10:41am
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
Kadoogan-om-nom-nom said[orig][quote]
pompous

Pronunciation:
\ˈpäm-pəs\
Function:
adjective
Date:
15th century

1 : excessively elevated or ornate <pompous rhetoric>
2 : having or exhibiting self-importance : arrogant <a pompous politician>
3 : relating to or suggestive of pomp : magnificent


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand go.


And I said nothing excessively ornate or self important. Or do you just assume any use of a single layered metaphor to be pompous? I type the same way I talk, jackass. If you read it as fancy and pompous, I can damned well assure you it didn't sound that way coming out of me.


I agree that the sound of your keyboard clackity-clack-clacking probably sounded less pompous than if you had actually SAID something out loud.

And yes, it came across as extremely arrogant, just like every other post you make on this site. I can see you sitting there a clackity-clacking, thinking "Oh man, these guys are gonna think I'm a brilliant motherfucker, what with all my talk of waves hitting the beach and shit. Bow to ArrowHead as I make cornball jokes between songs and then play the smart guy on the internet."



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 20,2008 1:37pm
Kadoogan-om-nom-nom said[orig][quote]

I agree that the sound of your keyboard clackity-clack-clacking probably sounded less pompous than if you had actually SAID something out loud.

And yes, it came across as extremely arrogant, just like every other post you make on this site. I can see you sitting there a clackity-clacking, thinking "Oh man, these guys are gonna think I'm a brilliant motherfucker, what with all my talk of waves hitting the beach and shit. Bow to ArrowHead as I make cornball jokes between songs and then play the smart guy on the internet."


You know, Mr. Kadoogan, anyone who has even spoken to me for five fucking minutes will tell you how completely wrong you are.

Except the part about me being arrogant and thinking I'm better than everybody. That part is absolutely correct.

Now could you again explain why this would matter to you? Are you some anonymous faggot whose feelings I hurt on the interwebs? Sorry if I hurt your feelings, princess. Meanwhile, you still misused the term pompous, as a single metaphor without a single modifier hardly counts as ornate, let alone excessive.

Stop trying to make your lack of reading comprehension skills look like some kind of shortcoming on my part.



toggletoggle post by aril at May 20,2008 1:51pm
How about you guys relax and listen to some of your POWER METAL.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 20,2008 2:09pm
Because it's too easy to argue on the internet AND listen to music at the same time.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 20,2008 2:21pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
Because it's too easy to argue on the internet AND listen to music at the same time.
are you at work too, because that would be quite a feat? a triple threat: working, listening to musiks, and arguing on the internet.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 20,2008 2:36pm
Nah, day off. I'm home waiting for UPS.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 20,2008 2:37pm
ok, new triple threat: listening to musiks, arguing on the internet, and waiting for ups.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 20,2008 2:45pm
No powermetal though. Listening to the Cult - Electric currently



toggletoggle post by KadooganaturalBornKiller at May 21,2008 10:36am
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]


You know, Mr. Kadoogan, anyone who has even spoken to me for five fucking minutes will tell you how completely wrong you are.

Except the part about me being arrogant and thinking I'm better than everybody. That part is absolutely correct.

Now could you again explain why this would matter to you? Are you some anonymous faggot whose feelings I hurt on the interwebs? Sorry if I hurt your feelings, princess. Meanwhile, you still misused the term pompous, as a single metaphor without a single modifier hardly counts as ornate, let alone excessive.

Stop trying to make your lack of reading comprehension skills look like some kind of shortcoming on my part.


Far from an anonymous, I've been posting on this board for like 5 years, I've played a whole lotta shows with a whole lotta you fucks, and most of you know who I am. I'm just sick of you and your holier-than-thou opinions you seem to love posting on here.

Case in point: You seem to be cumming down your pantlegs over the idea that I may or may not have misused the word pompous. You feel the need to point this out to me, in hopes that everyone who reads this garbage will think your are oh-so-smart, far more than I am.

Are you not the douchebag who sang for Pillory? "This one's about retarded panda orgies a-chuckle-galuck-gachuckle. Hee haw" slammy slamy widdly woo wee woo wee widdly slam slam slam.

Boo you, and boo your ego-boosting internet posts.



toggletoggle post by KadooganaturalBornKiller at May 21,2008 10:36am
and you listen to the Cult.



toggletoggle post by aril at May 21,2008 10:41am
How about settling this like men over a mug of beer and a good laugh?
Then a fight. That would be cool.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 21,2008 10:52am
w3 said: large freakatzero said: fight him or you are a pussy



toggletoggle post by NippleViolater   at May 21,2008 1:29pm
Anyone "smart" knows that calling someone a faggot makes them an idiot.

And, when I need to be creative, I get an iced coffee for writing and beer for writing music. It works!



toggletoggle post by aril at May 21,2008 1:31pm
At work last week, we had a bunch of Brits over on business and they were talking about going on a "fag" break outside. Couldn't help but laugh.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 21,2008 1:36pm
aril said[orig][quote]
At work last week, we had a bunch of Brits over on business and they were talking about going on a "fag" break outside. Couldn't help but laugh.
do they call muffins "american muffins?"



toggletoggle post by NippleViolater   at May 21,2008 1:38pm
hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 21,2008 1:54pm
hey kadoogan. you played one show with pillory. ONE. you've never exchanged 2 words with me in person. added to that, you came into this thread bashing me for giving constructive advice that you yourself agreed with. You called me pompous for it and now proceed to say it's an example of my holier than thou attitude when I defend myself. Not sure what I've done to offend you, but if you really have that big of an issue with me, why not take it up with me in person?

why attack me in a thread where i'm doing nothing but be helpful? In essence, you're the one behaving in the exact manner you accuse me of.

do you want to start a fight or something? Because I'm clearly starting to dislike you.



toggletoggle post by Godlessrob at May 21,2008 7:34pm
Bump! Waiting for the fight, I can host it down here in the Godless Cranberry Bogs!

Kadoog I have to say that Pete really does talk like that in "real" life. I have never found him to be pompous. Arrogant, self absorbed def. pompous no way. Plus I don't see what the hell you guys are fighting about anyway, you both agree on the same thing.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at May 21,2008 8:15pm
i didnt read half the posts. BUT STOP FIGHTING IN MY THREAD!! everybodys cool. just chill to the next episode



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 21,2008 8:57pm
Sorry Dave, you're right. I can't stop myself, and as everyone knows by know I always try to have the last word. However, for the record, everybody's NOT cool. It's been brought to my attention that Mr. Kadoogan has been talking shit about me since sometime in 2005 when Abhorred did a show with Pillory. Talking shit about me for three years, then attacking my GRAMMAR, my stage demeanor (nervous jokes at my second show? Who woulda thunk!), My ex-band's music, and whatever else is available. All because I tried to offer you some helpful advice.

Mr Kadoogan, I missed your point. You are angry because it comes across like I think I'm better, smarter, or holier than thou? Then be angry. I AM better, smarter, and holier than you. It's just part of who I am. What are you going to do about it? That's what it all comes down to.









toggletoggle post by KadoogaNaturalBall at May 22,2008 11:19am
What I'm going to do about it is make a list:

1. You weren't offering me shit for advice. I have my own ways of dealing with writer's block. I agree that inspiration comes and goes and that you can't force it. Simple as that. When you turn it into "waves hitting the beach" it makes me want to gouge my eyes out and lop off my hands so I won't be associated with the creative types (like you) who are so god damn full of themselves that they turn every sentence into a way to feed their egos.

2. I wouldn't waste time talking shit about you for 3 years. I made fun of you and your band at and after the show the way I made fun of any other band I don't/didn't like, and it stopped probably a week later. If I had nothing better to do than spend the last three years making fun of you I'd have offed myself by now.

3. I'm assuming Jawshy told you about those hurtful, hurtful words I spewed after your "second show". Don't get me wrong, I think Jawwwwsh is a good dude, but he has a penchant for drama that gets the better of him sometimes.

4. "SECOND SHOW"? I'm pretty positive I've seen you on here flapping your gums about how many different bands you've been in, and how many different genres they've spanned, and how big your cock is for being such a daring musical entity within the New England Scene.

5. You DO come off as an arrogant prick, and your ego apparently doesn't let it register with you. Arrogance and pomposity go hand in hand, whether the strict definitions line up or not.

6. I have no intention of fighting anyone, ever, especially if the assbag who wants to fight me makes with message board "WHUDDAYA GUNNA DO 'BOUT IT"s when they run out of valid points to make.

7. WHUDDAYA GUNNA DO 'BOUT IT?



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 22,2008 2:51pm
" I have no intention of fighting anyone, ever"

oh, at this point I'm pretty sure the choice is no longer yours.




toggletoggle post by KadoogaNaturalBall at May 22,2008 3:09pm
Hahaha ok fuckface. Keep making threats 'cause I bruised your ego. It really helps the "enlightened" persona you've made for yourself on here.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at May 22,2008 3:15pm



toggletoggle post by KadoogaNaturalBall at May 22,2008 3:16pm
Also, you know my list is right, so you again resorted to WHATTAYA GUNNA DO ABOUT ITs.

Why don't you take Route Stupid back to Dumb Broadington, ya dumb broad? Hey Tony!



toggletoggle post by aril at May 22,2008 3:56pm
Alright,
In the LEFT CORNER, standing at 6'9'' and wearing ORANGE TRUNKS, we have kadoooooooooga!
In the RIGHT CORNER, standing at 5'4'' and wearing a HAMMERFALL speedo, we have Aroooowwwheead!

FIGHT!



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 22,2008 4:31pm
i'm at work and have no time to address any of this. however, for the record, I haven't spoken to Josh S in like a year, so I need to get it out there that he has nothing to do with this. It's nice how you turned this into an opportunity to talk shit about him as well.

You've got a big mouth, Kadoogan...just like me.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 22,2008 4:43pm
you guys should use your big mouths for something....else.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 23,2008 1:10am
KadoogaNaturalBall said[orig][quote]
....
....
....
Big Gigantic List of Ridiculous and Resentful Shit:
....1
....2
....3
....4
etc...



see? Now THAT ^^^^^ is Exactly what POMPOUS means. I've admitted a few billion times now that I'm arrogant, a douche, and just all around perfect. But it is YOU, sir, who is pompous.

And to address your gigantic bulleted list of bottled up animosity:

1) I came here to offer dave advice. Dave. DAVE. Not you. You saw it as reason to attack me for using a metaphor. A METAPHOR. Wave comes, hits beach, goes away. You can't chase the wave. The wave's gone. You got to wait for the next one. Not flowery, not ornate, not a moonlight walk on the fucking beach with a rose in my teeth.

2) O.k., so you talk shit. good for you. Glad to know I'm not the only asshole in the room.

3) More shit talk. About Josh. I didn't hear about it from ANYONE. I just searched the board, figured what band you're in, and ASSUMED you were a shit talking coward. Another example of exactly why I think I'm so much smarter than you. I still don't even know which guitarist you are. I never gave two shits about you. I'm glad you've spent so much time noticing me and the things I've said over the years.

4) It was Pillory's second show. What the fuck is your point?

5) I'm well aware that I'm arrogant. I've admitted it a few times in this very thread. Point is, I WASN'T being arrogant. I gave Dave some good advice, and you called me pompous.

6) If you don't intend to fight anyone, stop talking shit. Period. Think about what happened to Tom. As an opinionated asshole I fully support your right to say your piece without being afraid. However, when you talk shit the plain fact is you're already committing to a fight. Some people get angry, and when we get angry we hit things. It's not your choice anymore. I'm not here for a fight, I came here to give a writing advice. You're the critic, you seem to have a problem. Did you want to fight?

When I ask why you attack me, you got all this bottled up "I'm sick of your shit" stuff that you've obviously been too much of a pussy to ever say to me before now. Where'd you get these balls, and exactly WHAT the fuck is your problem?


And ARIL, I get it. You don't like POWERMETAL. That's fine. I don't like beards that look like pubic hair. We'll have to agree to disagree. Honestly, until a few days ago I thought you were a chick. I'm sure we've never met, as you're into REAL metal while I spend most of my time prancing around in a TuTu at Sonata Arctica shows. Oh, and did Kadooganooganogurt tell you? I listen to the Cult too! Wow. I am so cast out of the inner circle of metal now. Seriously though, have I offended you, or are you just a cunt?




toggletoggle post by marklar at May 23,2008 1:44am
I have so many ideas for horror stories and shit . Like real gore type stuff but i can't write it well. I want to make a real fucked up psycho killer script/story but it can never come out well. Shit sucks maybe one day i will take creative writing classes



toggletoggle post by aril at May 23,2008 9:16am
Actually, I like Power Metal.



toggletoggle post by aril at May 23,2008 9:17am
Just the bands that aren't overly cheesy.



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at May 23,2008 9:18am
Fight! Fight! Internet fight!



toggletoggle post by aril at May 23,2008 9:23am
I never said anything about an inner circle of metal, brah.
I'm a self-admitting 'cunt' who likes to poke fun at HOW RETARDED THIS THREAD IS. You're only feeding into this nonsense - it's like you're asking for attention. Just drop this stuff and move on. You have to realize there are people who don't like you.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 23,2008 9:24am edited May 23,2008 9:36am
writers block is a funny animal.

I go like a year or more without being able to write anything.

and then out of nowhere, I'll sit down and write an album or two worth of lyrics.

My mood and atmosphere don't effect wether or not I can write lyrics, but they do effect the lyrics themselves.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 23,2008 9:34am edited May 23,2008 9:52am
lol...such precision, such control. how do youuuuu do?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 23,2008 10:47am



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 23,2008 11:26am
starbucks and arby's should merge to form starby's



toggletoggle post by institute for advanced hoganomics at May 23,2008 11:27am
that would be a hella BM after a trip there brother..



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 23,2008 11:28am
i would build a toilet paper factory next to it and make millions



toggletoggle post by aril at May 23,2008 11:31am
the competition.... BUSTED



toggletoggle post by "The Donald" at May 23,2008 11:32am
I'm interested in investing. Maybe while we're at it, we can cajole Dupunt to make the stainmaster underwear I have been developing since 1983.



toggletoggle post by KadoogaNaturalBall at May 23,2008 12:05pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]

OW, MY EGO! I QUIT!



I was absolutely not shit-talking Josh. He'd tell you himself that he likes to start internet drama. Josh is a great dude, which I'm pretty sure I already said. I was wrong in assuming he told you. Oh, shit, I admitted I was wrong, try it sometime.

If you searched the board, and found that I've been making fun of you right along, please post the links to the threads. Then I can be sure that my "bottled up I'm sick of your shit stuff that" I've "obviously been too much of a pussy to ever say to" you was vented long before this, at least in internet form. I have no intention of coming to any gig you might be playing, so my shit-talk will stay online.

Again, the word POMPOUS is not the fucking point here. The point is that you come off like a fucking know-it-all douchebag who has to let the world know just how smart he is. Whether that strictly fits the definition of pompous, arrogant, or whatever, will never detract from the fact that, (on the internet anyway) you come across as a gigantic, gaping fucking asshole.

I, on the other hand, tend to keep my e-opinions to "oh that band is terrible" or "maybe they should just quit", because I'm not getting paid by the word and I'm not saying it to feed my ego. I'm stating opinions and that's that. You state your opinions all you want, it's the fucking INTERNET, that's what it's for, and I have no intention of stopping you. I just wanted to point out that you are a fucking windbag with a thesaurus.

Use all the god damn metaphors you want. The fact remains that you could have simply said "hey man, inspiration comes and goes. just give it time."
Instead, you said "waves hitting the beach and bleeh blah blooh" in another attempt to let everyone who might ALSO write, and look at this thread, that YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND HAVE A GOOD VOCABULARY OH MY CHRIST STOP THE PRESSES THIS GUY'S GONNA WRITE THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL ONE DAY AND INVENT A CURE FOR AIDS.

I don't know who Tom is, or what happened to him, but if some retard got pissed off enough to find me, kick my ass, and risk jail time over a message board argument, I'd still consider myself to be the victor in the long run. You and your friends' ability to swing things at people's heads proves absolutely nothing, other than a lack of self-control and good judgment. I've been threatened I-don't-know-how-many times for the shit I talk on here, and not ONCE has anything come of it. Hell Within live in the next town over, and for all their wind-baggery about 8-Balls in socks and watching my back at shows, three years have gone by and here I sit, still making fun of things I don't like on the internet.

"As an opinionated asshole I fully support your right to say your piece without being afraid. However, when you talk shit the plain fact is you're already committing to a fight. "

Can someone please explain what sense these two sentences make? Talking shit on the internet is soon to be looked at like apple pie, or baseball. It IS my god damn right, so I deserve to get beat up over it? I'm not committing to a fuckin thing, other than the idea of my continued posting of internet opinions ruining people's fragile little egos (I hope).

It was your second show with Pillory... If you're such a veteran of different music scenes, and played so many shows, by now you should know that stupid fucking one-liners between songs is lame, no matter what band you're on stage with. If you're nervous, keep your mouth shut until the song kicks in. No one wants to hear what the song is about or whose basement you were in when you wrote it.

So I've gone on way to long with this. Please keep in mind that I barely listen to any metal anymore. I still break out the classics, but that's about it lately. So have fun listening to the Cult, who, metal-scene-points aside, suck huge testicles for a living. Also please keep in mind that I am far from arrogant. When your teeth are falling out of your head and you weigh 135 pounds, an ego is hard to hold onto. Again, I just think you come off as a douchebag on the internet.

Sincerely yours,
Benjamin Lee Farley
15 Juniper Street
Chelmsford, MA 01824

Come and prove how much better than me you are with your fists. I look forward to it.

Or:

Let thyself be cast upon my territory, like a phalanx of soldiers hitting the beach and retreating.



toggletoggle post by aril at May 23,2008 12:09pm
PWNED.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 23,2008 3:21pm
I already said i'm not going to beat you up, so it's nice that you grandstand and post your address.

I'm going to take your ass-pal's advice and stop feeding into this thread.



toggletoggle post by aril at May 23,2008 3:23pm
Sweet.. I was upgraded from a "cunt" to an "ass-pal."

+5 HP
+2 STR
+4 DEF



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at May 23,2008 4:05pm
i prefer to call someone a buttclown, ass-pal isn't bad.



toggletoggle post by KadoogaNaturalBall at May 23,2008 4:06pm
"Some people get angry, and when we get angry we hit things. It's not your choice anymore."

I took that as continuing the threats, regardless of, "I'm not here to fight anyone."

I've said pretty much all I gotta say anyway. Once again, internet posturing turns up nothing.

And I have no idea who aril is in real life, but I hope he'll be my cunty ass-pal, someday...



toggletoggle post by aril at May 23,2008 4:09pm
Sure, just come to the Herugrim show on June 13th and you, me and DestroyYouAlot can celebrate this thread being over.



toggletoggle post by NippleViolater   at May 23,2008 4:45pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
aril said[orig][quote]
At work last week, we had a bunch of Brits over on business and they were talking about going on a "fag" break outside. Couldn't help but laugh.
do they call muffins "american muffins?"


Or Dentists "witches"?



toggletoggle post by NippleViolater   at May 23,2008 5:09pm
Who are these two people anyway? Myspace pages or anything? I have GOT to see these two. Especially the one who says he's "perfect."



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at May 23,2008 11:13pm
NippleViolater said[orig][quote]
Who are these two people anyway? Myspace pages or anything? I have GOT to see these two. Especially the one who says he's "perfect."


Actually, we've met. I was the singer of Pillory a few years ago. And if you fail to see my perfection, don't feel bad. You're just too imperfect to be able to see it.

I don't have a myspace page at all. Ironic for someone who is so obviously starved for attention, right? However if you don't remember me, I'm the stoned guy with the fag-hand:






toggletoggle post by chillywillywongaface at May 23,2008 11:16pm
Homey Doo Rag no cool.



toggletoggle post by chillywillywongaface at May 23,2008 11:18pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
starbucks and arby's should merge to form starby's

You merge in to faggot, gay and homo=fagayomo

Now you Japanese stool pusher.



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at May 30,2008 8:16pm
this is hilarious



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