ok so i won't be getting it...but, if you are interested..
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ers/23133238.html
Free Toyota Corolla For You! <-- NO JOKE - m4w - 36
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Reply to: anon-23133238@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-01-26, 1:05AM PST
Well, sad but true...My employment is relocating me back to Italy after only 3 weeks in the states. Finally after getting settling in, it's time to leave. For the past week I've been selling everything I've got and it's pretty much come down to my Toyota Corolla and some cheap furniture. I couldn't think of how I could sell the car in 4 days before leaving, and my employment won't ship it over to Europe unfortunately. So here's my proposal:
I will sign over the car to the person that fits the following criteria:
- Female
- Between the ages of 18 and 30
- Nice ass
- White (no asian or black please, for sexual reasons only)
This female must be willing to give me 2 hours of her time in sexual pleasure.
Info on the car:
- Toyota Corolla (Black Finish, 4 Door)
- Full Stereo System (CD Player, Tape, AM/FM Radio, etc)
- Velvety Interior (Is that what that material is called?)
- Drives smooth, I've never had a problem with it.
- Scratch on back-right door, and passenger mirror.
Info on me:
- White, 36 years old
- Kind, nice, sweet, gentle
- Brown hair, brown eyes.
If you are interested please email me with (a) picture(s), information on yourself, and a contact number. The most attractive submittion will receive a phone call from me by Tuesday afternoon. I will be discreet. Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you.