fuck what they say about heathie and his pill poppin problem, this was the best love story since the notebook.

i never thought anyone would share the shame feelings about this movie as me, can we be friends now

i swallow and sometimes when i have a boner for so long a little bit of clear stuff comes out, is that ok?

WE COULDA HAD A GOOD LIFE
FUCKIN' REAL GOOD

Faggits is Faggotis

I FUCKING KNEW IT.

I'm getting you guys a George Foreman grill for the reception.

This move made me cry. It was touching.

great big tears of semen

I won't lie, I've seen it. I love film, and a movie that can raise such a ruckus is something I gotta see. What a piece of garbage this was. No, I don't have anything against gay people, but this was obviously built around the "controvertial" topic that is gay love. The acting was weak(as can be expected from Jake Gyllenhallahghals-howeverthefuckyouspellit) and the rest of the movie was lacking in the substance department.
I'm not usually the kind of guy who says something like this, but the only benefit to the movie was Anne Hathaway taking off her top. Only thing saving it.

I saw it too. I agree it was fucking horrible. If the plot, acting, etc. was any good, I could have looked past the faggotry, but nothing was good. After an excellent film like Crouching Tiger, I expected way more from Ang Lee, but no -- FAIL FAIL FAIL (ugh! Brutal gay sex!) FAIL FAIL FAIL. Anyone who liked this either luvs the gay sexxors, or simply has no taste in movies.

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