Are they the most saltiest snack on the planet? I think maybe. i sat down with my happy buzz I have going on, and started eating a bag of this "stuffs" as the crazy indonesians say in death metal terms. Ha! "STUFFS".
I read the side of the bag and it says: Sodium: 160mg
than in the calories section it says:sodium: 2400 mg's!
YAY stroke!

And of course the ingredients read innocently: whole corn, corn oil, and salt.
DEVASTATING!
Wow! I have a buzz!

I like how you can suck the grease out of them

This is true.

never rub your eyes after eating them, shit burns

worse than semen?

it feels about the same

I ALWAYS call ralph when I eat Fritos.

i actually prefer the Fritos Flavor Twists over regular Fritos for that reason. they are way too salty.

the flavor twists are flappin amazing. i love those thigns.

I just remember when Bugles first came out that you could literally suck the grease out of them.

i remember that, too. i think you still might be able to. i haven't had em in a while.

I dig bugles from time to time, but salt N' vinegar?????

salt n' vinegar is the worst chip flavor

Bjork eats Fritos

i love vinegar. throw it on some fries. drink it. stuff's awesome.

i think my vote for that is those crab flavored one's

haha yeah those crab ones are brutal.

yeah, that would have to be the worst.

proof:

In retrospect, taking 15 minutes out of a work day to make that probably could have been time better spent.

only if your job is more fun than making crazy photoshop images for the internets. most jobs aren't.

open a bag of fritos.. take a wiff.. it smells like a rotten sack of vagina. but they taste so good..... conundrum

i don't think fritos smell bad when you open the bag. most potato chips smell like farts when you open the bag.

someone randomly just mac n cheese in front of my face and i eated it