I mad޲޲e the޲޲ Mil޲޲to޲n޲ Sta޲޲te޲ Pol޲޲ic޲e޲ my bit޲޲ch޲.޲ I eve޲޲n win޲޲ke޲d޲ and޲޲ snap޲޲ed޲ and޲޲ poi޲޲nt޲e޲d޲ at my arr޲޲es޲t޲i޲ng޲޲ off޲޲ic޲e޲r޲ on the޲޲ way޲޲ out޲޲. NO ONE޲޲ FUC޲޲KS޲ WIT޲޲H HOR޲޲RO޲R޲,޲ HOR޲޲RO޲R޲ DOE޲޲S THE޲޲ FUC޲޲KI޲N޲G޲.

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I didn't realize Milton was a state.

ATTN: ROOKIE COPS - When someone passes the breathalyzer twice you should probably reconsider arresting them for a DUI.

I gotta know, what'd that dumbass cop do when you pointed at him on the way out?

Hung his head in shame after watching any promotion he dreamt of go down the tubes.

Good times all around. I honestly would not have done the wink thing. More entertaining than that was the 300 pound black woman that went in front of the judge before Rich. Not sure what was going on. Something about her sleeping with her boss and getting assaulted. Picture a Jerry Springer My baby Daddy episode.

If it's brought up I am bringing into play my well-documented facial tique.

Duh, I'm Rich Horror. Me getting arrested is against the law.

congratulations GG Albert

did you get a body cavity search? I hear they're in vogue these days

No, I'm not beautiful enough.

HAIL HORROR HAIL