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New site? Maybe some day.
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your band fuckin sucks now.
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you gotta love how he took the rack, which is used to make drum set up less cluttered and more organized, and made it so fucking complicated it looks like it takes a mechanical engineer a solid day to put together.
taking a good thing and fucking it up.
I SEE A TREND HERE |
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what else will he use to do pull ups on?
why don't you just email him and tell him this? |
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his ego can hold the pull up bar for him
and seriously, all that fuckin machinery for 4 cymbals? thats like setting up a pulley system to pick up a pencil you dropped. |
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what an awesome idea.
and here I've been using my waist/spine like a fucking sucker. |
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man, i thought this thread was going to be about dumb and dumber. disappointed. |
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what's the soup du jour? It's the soup of the day. mmm...that sounds good. I'll have that. |
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oh, here's her name, right here on the breifcase! Samsonite! duh! |
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harry! petey didn't even have a head! |
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this thread just took a turn for the best
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*lloyd
extreme fail by me |
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this thread just took a turn for the best
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i'll do it all night |
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harry!! your hands are freezing!! |
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i'm sorry mr. PERFECT! i guess i forgot that you never ever made a mistake :( |
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you see this? gas man. how the hell'd they know i had gas?! |
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you gonna eat that?
yeah, no.. yes.. no.. uh, well, it crossed my mind, yeah |
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DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOUVE DONE?! |
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"What if they shot you in the face?"
"Yeah, what if you shot me in the face?"
"That was a risk we were willing to take" |
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oh, here's her name, right here on the breifcase! Samsonite! duh! |
I was way off! |
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What happened Harry? Some little philly break your heart?
No, it was a girl.
Oh. |
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pills are good...yea pills arre gooood!! |
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pullover!!!!
Pullover!!
No its a cardigan but thanks |
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gimmie that booze you pumkin pie hair cutted freak come on! |
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"Mary, I desperately wanna make love to a schoolboy." |
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Just when I thought you couldn't possibly get any dumber you go and do something like this.
AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!! |
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You know, I was wrong. Senior ctizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, do still serve a purpose. Thanks, don't you go dying on me now!
I got mugged by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart! |
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excuse me, could you tell me how to get to the medical school? i'm supposed to give a lecture in about 20 minutes and my driver's a bit lost.
go straight ahead, make a left, over da bridge.
thats a lovely accent you have there. New Jersey?
Austria....
Austria?! haha! well then, g'day mate..hahaha...lets put another shrimp on the barbie!
lets not.... |
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Why don't you guys stop acting like a couple pussies and go at the same time?
Sounds like a dare Harry.
IT'S A DOUBLE DARE. |
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i know it sounds wierd but does this change piss anyone else off? Good death metal drummers are NOT allowed to change to such wussie shit. I am actually offended. |
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i know it sounds wierd but does this change piss anyone else off? Good death metal drummers are NOT allowed to change to such wussie shit. I am actually offended. |
No, we're all totally psyched for this. |
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i know it sounds wierd but does this change piss anyone else off? Good death metal drummers are NOT allowed to change to such wussie shit. I am actually offended. |
really? cuz i'm rhetorically offended |
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Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF. |
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"Great ass!"
"You think he works out?"
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Look at the funbags on that hosehound. |
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they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident |
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Big gulps huh.........................Well, see ya |
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you just tell me where to sign
right on my ass, after you kiss it! |
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i know it sounds wierd but does this change piss anyone else off? Good death metal drummers are NOT allowed to change to such wussie shit. I am actually offended. |
No, we're all totally psyched for this. |
I understand your sarcasm, alas, i was just pointing out that while it is sorta funny, i am worked up about it, irritated to the point of lashing out at co-workers..... I guess i am glad it doesnt push everyone into the throws of misery like it does to me... anyone have a tissue? |
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i know it sounds wierd but does this change piss anyone else off? Good death metal drummers are NOT allowed to change to such wussie shit. I am actually offended. |
No, we're all totally psyched for this. |
I understand your sarcasm, alas, i was just pointing out that while it is sorta funny, i am worked up about it, irritated to the point of lashing out at co-workers..... I guess i am glad it doesnt push everyone into the throws of misery like it does to me... anyone have a tissue? |
Well honestly, Flo gave 14 years of his music career to extreme music, long after everyone else in that band jumped ship. Flo didn't write the music. The people who did are all long gone. Would you prefer he hires new guns to try and imitate his own former greatness and fail, or at least attempt something new ... gay as it may be.
This new stuff, as Cryptopsy, is pretty terrible. However, for a good extreme death metal band to hold the SAME drummer for 14 years is a godsend. Most often, these whorebag drumming machines jump from band to band faster than a tick will leap onto your dog's sphincter. |
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....yes drummers are whores.... anyone need a drummer? Oh Snap! umm... ok |
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i would just like to commend this entire board on running through a hefty list of dumb and dumber quotes and not using "its ok, im a limo driver." Dumb and dumber is my favorite movie of all time, and a good litmus test for meeting new people is asking if they like the movie. If they use the above quote as their answer, you should never talk to that person again. Same goes for Office Space and "have you seen my stapler?" |
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Bartender, is it 10:00 yet?
Actually it's one.
Yeah, that's what I have too. Thought I might have been ahead a bit. |
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i would just like to commend this entire board on running through a hefty list of dumb and dumber quotes and not using "its ok, im a limo driver." Dumb and dumber is my favorite movie of all time, and a good litmus test for meeting new people is asking if they like the movie. If they use the above quote as their answer, you should never talk to that person again. Same goes for Office Space and "have you seen my stapler?" |
hahahahaha so true. same with The Goonies and "Sloth love Chunk" or "Baby Ruth". |
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"they caught em half mile down the road and slit his throat!" |
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i dont know lloyd, the french are assholes |
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