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There, now I'm not the only one with that shit stuck in my noggin. God damn catchy sons of bitches.

I WILL KILL YOU

THEY SAY A MAN SHOULD ALWAYS DRESS FOR THE JOB HE WANTS
SO WHY AM I DRESSED UP LIKE A PIRATE IN THIS RESTAURANT
IT'S ALL BECAUSE SOME HACKER STOLE MY IDENTITY
NOW I'M IN HERE EVERY WEEKEND SERVING CHOWDER AND ICED TEA
SHOULDA GONE TO FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CREDIT REPORT DOT COM
I SHOULDVE SEEN THIS COMING AT ME LIKE AN ATOM BOMB
THEY MONITOR YOUR CREDIT AND SEND YOU EMAIL ALERTS
SO YOU DONT END UP SERVING FISH TO TOURISTS IN T SHIRTS

WELL I WAS SHOPPING FOR A NEW CAR WHICH ONE'S ME?
A NEW CONVERTIBLE OR AN SUV?
TOO BAD I DIDN'T KNOW MY CREDIT WAS WHACK
CAUSE NOW I'M DRIVING OFF THE LOT IN A USED SUBCOMPACT
F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE
CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY
SAW THEIR ADS ON MY TV
THOUGHT ABOUT GOING BUT WAS TOO LAZY
NOW INSTEAD OF ROLLING FLY AND LOOKING PHAT
MY LEGS ARE STICKING TO THE VINYL AND MY POSSE'S GETTIN LAUGHED AT
F-R-E-E- THAT SPELLS FREE
CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY
[insert stupid smug face head bob here]

that's right i got em memorized.

I thought it spelled Moon.

hahahahh fucking comercials kill me

nice Stand reference Rich. also, i hate these commercials. are these guys in a real band or just some actors?

I hate that pirate one. I hope that guy gets AIDS of the cancer of the whooping cough.

you asshole, i was singing that ALL last night and when i woke up this morning i still had it in my head, thankfully it went away... until i open up this thread....


im never hanging out with you again, jerk

I do what I can.

im slightly more productive than i previously was, doing stuff is what i like to dooooooooooo

you bastard.

YES

Another one I can;t stand, but it doesn't get stuck in my head thankfully, is that Fretalian one. Boo them.

from now on at band practice every song we play, im just going to play the toadies instead....pure awesomeness

I will rape you with jingles.

as long as helen keller can watch

i mean grope the air and walk into walls while moaning and screaming...

earrrlllyy eaaarrrlllyyy

fishing.

How does Helen Keller drive a boat?

AAAnnnnnnnnfhgshhhh

not very well.... the bitch just keeps flushing the toilet and pinches really hard

pinches with a plunger in her butt ka-ching

she can give a mean rim job

That's just cause she can't complain about it.

DOING THINGS IS WHAT I LIKE TO DO
YES
DOING THINGS IS WHAT I LIKE TO DO
YES

I'M SLIGHTLY MORE PRODUCTIVE NOW THAN PREVIOUS BECAUSE
I'M SLIGHTLY MORE EFFICIENT THAN I PREVIOUSLY WAS

DOING THINGS IS WHAT I LIKE TO DO
YES
DOING THINGS IS WHAT I LIKE TO DO
YES