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returntothepit >> discuss >> scarlett johnsen and natalie portman by W3 nli on Feb 26,2008 11:50pm
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toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Feb 26,2008 11:59pm
APPRECIATED!!



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Feb 27,2008 12:13am
That first picture got kinda close to what I was hoping for when I opened this thread.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 27,2008 12:14am
if you can find better please do so



toggletoggle post by NoodleFace at Feb 27,2008 12:27am
johnsen?



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 27,2008 12:32am
NoodleFace said[orig][quote]
johnsen?


like i care how she spells her name



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 27,2008 12:51am
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
NoodleFace said[orig][quote]
johnsen?


like i care how she spells her name


Moar like "JOMHMHPNNARGLRGLRGL." If you know what I'm gettin' at, here.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Feb 27,2008 12:56am
I would feed them each a box of Pay Days and let my wanting mouth be their singular cup.



toggletoggle post by Murph nli at Feb 27,2008 1:02am
In the paraphrased words of the wise Nick DiPaolo, "If [those two] had dysentery, I'd follow them with a waffle cone."



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 27,2008 1:30am









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toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Feb 27,2008 1:34am









toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Feb 27,2008 1:34am
Ahh, you bum, we got the same pics!



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Feb 27,2008 8:28am
Natalie needs some more meat on her.... Scarlet can stay the same. regardless, i would toss my yam bag in their balloon knots in a second.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Feb 27,2008 9:41am
they're pretty



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Feb 27,2008 9:47am
Scarlett is beautiful, Rob has much lust in his heart for her!



toggletoggle post by anthony at Feb 27,2008 9:48am
Natalie Portman is a midget with an enormous Quagmire-sized head. If you ever saw her in person you would know what I was talking about. Her proportions are all off.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Feb 27,2008 10:14am
I really like this picture of Scarlet.


Woody ain't too bad either.



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Feb 27,2008 10:20am
yeah my vote's for scarlett...epic breasts.

natalie can has teh small b00bz.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 27,2008 10:21am
bradmann said[orig][quote]
yeah my vote's for scarlett...epic breasts.





toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Feb 27,2008 10:27am
not as epic as alix yeah



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toggletoggle post by SacNLI at Feb 27,2008 10:39am
epic boobs looks a lot like my old neighbor. with epic boobs.



toggletoggle post by kadooganomics 101 at Feb 27,2008 11:29am
All in favor of killing off lindsay lohan and having Scarlett Johansen pose as Marilyn Monroe, say aye.














AYE



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 27,2008 11:31am
kadooganomics%20101 said[orig][quote]
All in favor of killing off lindsay lohan and having Scarlett Johansen pose as Marilyn Monroe, say aye.














AYE


OH MAIS OUI.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 27,2008 11:31am
giggadity



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 27,2008 12:16pm
I love Scarlett Johannsen. Hips, tits and ass > scrawny bitch.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 27,2008 12:21pm
pam said[orig][quote]
I love Scarlett Johannsen. Hips, tits and ass > scrawny bitch.


oh noes mental breakdown, i agree with something you said



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 27,2008 12:40pm
You love me and everything I say.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 27,2008 12:47pm
not since the pancake comment



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 27,2008 1:15pm
pam said[orig][quote]
Hips, tits and ass > scrawny bitch.


boobcage is the worst thing evolution ever gave us.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 27,2008 1:24pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
Hips, tits and ass > scrawny bitch.


boobcage is the worst thing evolution ever gave us.


Boobwhat?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 27,2008 1:26pm
boobcage, where a girl is too skinny and her ribs show in between her tits. she might be ultra hot, but if there is boobcage, then she will be cast into the pit of Carkoon.



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Feb 27,2008 8:21pm
JEWISH BITCHES
HOT

JUST DON'T FUCK EM WHEN THEY'RE MENSTRUATING
HEBREW GOD GETS WICKED PISSED

BLACK POWER!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 27,2008 8:23pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
boobcage, where a girl is too skinny and her ribs show in between her tits. she might be ultra hot, but if there is boobcage, then she will be cast into the pit of Carkoon.


hahaha, I love you.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Feb 27,2008 9:22pm
i <3 them both
can't wait to see their new movie



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 27,2008 9:45pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
boobcage, where a girl is too skinny and her ribs show in between her tits. she might be ultra hot, but if there is boobcage, then she will be cast into the pit of Carkoon.


Oh, yeah, that. For real, that's the worst. Nothing sexy about a sternum.



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Feb 27,2008 10:09pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]



IT'S CHUCK SCHULDINER
WITH TITS

BLACK POWER!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Feb 28,2008 12:18am
for anyone who cares..portman is on letterman and will be on in a minute...



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toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Feb 28,2008 3:09am
Wow...



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Feb 28,2008 7:53am
douchebag_patrol said[orig][quote]




I just SQUIRTED...



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toggletoggle post by anonymous at Mar 12,2008 2:01pm
natalie is beautiful scarletts lips and boobs are great but her face is kinda funny



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