Since Revere's gotten better in the past couple years my vote goes to either Wollaston or Constitution.

what do YOU think?

i was going to say revere, then i read your post

Wollaston, but magnificently so.

I would have said revere too, but what about salsbury? it's like hamton with out any money and with strip clubs

yeah the huge abandoned sewage pipes really give Wollaston it's charm, but just look at where Consitution is:



fucking planes flying over and tons of nasty Eastie ghetto booties overflowing from bikini bottoms. foul.

whoa, fucked up that crop job.

yeah i've only been to salisbury once but i didn't go to the beach. it did seem like the New Jersey to Hampton's New York. Hampton is just surrounded by shit. Seabrook?

any state park that has a lake with a beach. damn brazilians took over that shit and started expelling waste everywhere. so many good places ruined.

I think that Mass. is a shithole in it's entirety and that's why all of you littering, self-righteous scum fuck Massholes come and raid our states' beaches. Your niggers, spics, and white trash all migrate north to escape the scum that your once wonderful state has become, so that they may litter and destroy what good we have preserved in our states.

Mass is a resource consuming democrat nightmare.

actually i went south to a much worse place that knows the real horror of tourists unlike your lil state.

and you're calling US self righteous?

i was trolling for Hoser's Mass-hatin ways.

hahah that's so true.

hampton, however, is awesome - just because the boardwalk kicks some serious ass.

hampton is a fun beach to hang out at. salisbury is pretty trashy.

Beaches are for minorities and old people.

lot of wiggers up at hampton, don't know why

good harbor beach in gloucester and long beach in gloucester are my fav beaches. The water is warm at these 2 beaches plus the girls are hot.

my grandparents had a place at long beach. i spent all my summers there growing up. it's a nice place without the pollution and crap of the popular public beaches. good harbor is really nice too.

hampton's cool if you're 16. then again i haven't been there since i was like 18 so i don't know what it's like to get belligerently hammered there.

i stole sooo many bootleg vhs' while in hampton. it was awesome.

not a good hot-to-hog ratio though.

did you steal them from that store that sold all the bootleg metal videos? i bought a few of those back in the day. a mercyful fate show from '93, an in flames show since i hadn't seen them live yet and missed the one time they had toured here, a cannibal corpse show, and maybe some others. i liked that store.

sac could you repost the starwars comment you did last time hoser was having his NH/Maine hate on mass posts

i think i missed that star wars comment.

there were two of em if i remember correctly. one was a lot of posters, shirts, and shit and the other was mostly videos.

deftones, slipknot, and eastcide OH YEAH!

i had my buddy distract the guy and actually walked out of the store whistling inconspicuously...it was hilarious

your fault is assuming i remember what the hell you are talking about. give me a minute though

it was great shit made me laugh so hard i needed to leave the room, it was the emperor's comment to skywalker saying that the force field would still be active

ohhhh yeah when we were talking about having some kind of civil war between NH and MA. "i'm afraid the shield generator will be quite operational when your friends arrive"

i think i've posted way too many times here. i mean, i'm no reverend, but i've typed a lot of words on this website. way too many to try to remember em all. could be the pot, though

i bet it's the pot. you say some funny shit on here.

awwww...you know how to cut right to the heart of me

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Kill me.

hey...3rd is still pretty good, rich

This message board has taken my life from me.

i'm 6th, after joe and tom, 2 guys who don't post here anymore.

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What the funk

hm...weird emoticon that wasn't supposed to be there.

the sad thing for me is that I'm NLI at least half the time nad i'm still in the top 20 or so

i can help you with that my good man

Yeah, this board's died down plenty since the days that I broke my ankle and Ken and Kevord tag teamed mall chicks to hilarious results.

can I get a lynn beach? the long one that connects nahant and lynn, the causeway...

Bell Pond in Worcester is disgusting. It's not even a real beach. It's some crappy pond that is right next to route 9. People from the ghetto swim there.

long beach in york maine?
I love biking down that place.

oh i forgot about that place! Lynn smells soooo bad.

carson beach in southie kid...

Horseneck Beach in Westport or Wingaersheek and Good Harbor in Gloucester are the best. Constitution, Wollaston and Malibu in Savin Hill are the worst.

Avalon Beach in Quincy point. I defy you to find another beach with that much black sludge. It's literally flanking a Proctor and Gamble plant.

Seabrook is actually a nice beach (aside from the eye soar nuke plant)... Hampton beach has all the riff raff shitbags. I'll never forget the time I saw a 30 man brawl between rival hispanic gangs from Lawrence. They were shanking each other with broken bottles... Nice place to bring the family! Haha

I even had a gun pulled on me on Hampton beach!