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New site? Maybe some day.
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All black comedy on Comedy Central tonight.
I need watermelon. |
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not funny.
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9/11 was beautiful... wut? |
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Topics of comedy:
Blackness
Fat
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Topics of comedy:
Blackness
Fat
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and how poorly white people dance and imitations of white people using a dumb hick accent or something that makes all white people sound gay. |
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the answer for everything.. like sign language |
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bring it over here, I'll knock a welfare check out ya ass |
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White people are so un-cool. |
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princeprinceprinceprinceprinceprinceprinceprinceprinceprince |
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wow this is all weekend. I guess im watching national geographic for the rest of the weekend. imma white. |
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I switched to CC for robot chicken. |
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That Finesse Mitchell guy was AWESOME! |
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haha i liked his halle berry thing "i was to fuck you"
Thats another topic of black comedy:
how much you want to fuck halle berry |
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IM BLACK YALL AND IM BLACK YALL AND IM BLACKITY BLACK AND IM BLACK YALL |
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uncensored chappelle on now. cant say thats not funny |
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CB4 in the motherfuckin house!
Yeah Gusto's in the motherfuckin house
with my man Dead Mike!
We breakin motherfuckers off 24-7!
So check this shit out!
Aiyyo Gusto... (whassup?)
KICK THAT SHIT!!!
Straight Outta Locash
A crazy mothafucka named Gusto
I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe
I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat
I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat!
When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya betta dig a moat
cause I'm comin to slit... ya motherfuckin throat!
Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin
Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin
Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike
Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit... in a bucket; Straight Outta Locash!!!
Crazy motherfuckers, hah hah!
(Where you from, nigga?)
Comin straight out of Locash,
a crazy motherfucker named Dead Mike
So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike
off a cliff, I'm drivin you over
Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover
Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark
I'm the nigga waitin for you in the dark
Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you
A bullet in ya head is how I greet you (whassup nigga?)
A villain with a hat, and it's like that
I tied yo' moms to a motherfuckin train track
Flat on her back, I give her some crack
It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT?
At my house (doin what?) wipin her ass
She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!!
[scratches til fade] |
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That Dave Chappelle special will always be awesome. |
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CB4 is a fucking great movie. |
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the chris rock stand ups are awesome |
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