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returntothepit >> discuss >> Histerical Blackness! by archaeon on Feb 22,2008 11:08pm
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toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 22,2008 11:08pm
All black comedy on Comedy Central tonight.

I need watermelon.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:09pm
not funny.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:11pm
9/11 was beautiful... wut?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 22,2008 11:13pm
Topics of comedy:
Blackness
Fat



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:14pm
no, onion rings



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 22,2008 11:14pm
archaeon said[orig][quote]
Topics of comedy:
Blackness
Fat
and how poorly white people dance and imitations of white people using a dumb hick accent or something that makes all white people sound gay.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:15pm
doop doop doop



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 22,2008 11:16pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
no, onion rings


¿que?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 22,2008 11:20pm
deez nutz



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:26pm
the answer for everything.. like sign language



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:26pm
bring it over here, I'll knock a welfare check out ya ass



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 22,2008 11:30pm
archaeon said[orig][quote]
deez nutz


What about my nuts?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:30pm
HA!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 22,2008 11:32pm
White people are so un-cool.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:33pm
duh...



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 22,2008 11:36pm
princeprinceprinceprinceprinceprinceprinceprinceprinceprince



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 23,2008 12:13am
wow this is all weekend. I guess im watching national geographic for the rest of the weekend. imma white.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 23,2008 12:18am
I switched to CC for robot chicken.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Feb 23,2008 12:36am
That Finesse Mitchell guy was AWESOME!



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 23,2008 12:51am
haha i liked his halle berry thing "i was to fuck you"

Thats another topic of black comedy:
how much you want to fuck halle berry



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:53am
IM BLACK YALL AND IM BLACK YALL AND IM BLACKITY BLACK AND IM BLACK YALL



toggletoggle post by roast beef curtains at Feb 23,2008 1:46am
uncensored chappelle on now. cant say thats not funny



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 23,2008 6:50am
Sweat of my balls.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 23,2008 8:46am
CB4 in the motherfuckin house!

Yeah Gusto's in the motherfuckin house
with my man Dead Mike!
We breakin motherfuckers off 24-7!
So check this shit out!
Aiyyo Gusto... (whassup?)
KICK THAT SHIT!!!

Straight Outta Locash
A crazy mothafucka named Gusto
I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe
I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat
I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat!
When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya betta dig a moat
cause I'm comin to slit... ya motherfuckin throat!
Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin
Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin
Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike
Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit... in a bucket; Straight Outta Locash!!!

Crazy motherfuckers, hah hah!
(Where you from, nigga?)

Comin straight out of Locash,
a crazy motherfucker named Dead Mike
So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike
off a cliff, I'm drivin you over
Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover
Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark
I'm the nigga waitin for you in the dark
Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you
A bullet in ya head is how I greet you (whassup nigga?)
A villain with a hat, and it's like that
I tied yo' moms to a motherfuckin train track
Flat on her back, I give her some crack
It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT?
At my house (doin what?) wipin her ass
She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!!

[scratches til fade]



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Feb 24,2008 4:19pm
That Dave Chappelle special will always be awesome.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 24,2008 5:33pm
OJ jokes.



toggletoggle post by Chris_From_Shit_Fuck  at Feb 24,2008 7:39pm
CB4 is a fucking great movie.



toggletoggle post by tyler nli at Feb 24,2008 9:22pm
the chris rock stand ups are awesome



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