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returntothepit >> discuss >> words from cythraul by shawn on Feb 22,2008 8:22pm
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toggletoggle post by shawn(cythraul) at Feb 22,2008 8:22pm
This is the guitar player from cythraul, I just wanna say our drummer steve's beliefs and the rest of the bands beliefs are different but we still suport him 100%. If you have a problem with steve take it up with him leave cythraul out of it. If you got a problem with cythraul bring it on cause we are tired of all this bullshit drama!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 8:27pm
fuckin a



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 8:56pm
huh?



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 9:03pm
i said "fuckin a"



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 22,2008 9:21pm
shawn, when did anyone attack steve's beliefs? in that "pure" black metal thread started by some elitist black metal guy, all i said was that a band with a christian drummer wouldn't fit his elitist idea of pure black metal. i think that elitist shit is dumb. i wasn't attacking steve or cythraul. i have no problem with anyone in cythraul aside from steve. i wouldn't have a problem with steve if he would just leave shit alone like i told him to months ago. he's the one who creates all the "bullshit drama", not me. it's funny how all of a sudden there are a bunch of anonymous posts on this board talking shit about me. it's clearly steve and/or a couple of his buddies. my comment in the elitist black metal thread was not meant as an attack on cythraul or steve. it was meant to point out how dumb black metal elitists are. i don't care about other people's beliefs as long as they aren't forcing the beliefs on me.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 22,2008 9:29pm
Ha, this is wicked gay. I love it.



toggletoggle post by dr. sphincto at Feb 22,2008 9:51pm
who would ever talk shit about you ken? Ur a cool guy



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Feb 22,2008 10:26pm
a kewl kewl man that is



toggletoggle post by drama is gay at Feb 22,2008 10:30pm
People need to grow up and stop talking shit over the internet. If you got a problem bring it to the real world. If you aren't going to bring it to the real world then shut the fuck up. Stop bringing Cythraul into your petty little internet war. You damn well know bringing steve 's name up is gonna cause problems no matter what you say. I don't have a problem with you Ken but you just need to let things go away and get on with your life.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 10:37pm
I shit talk ken all the time.
mostly about his pension for the males.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 10:40pm
hotmale.com



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 10:41pm
I hated Ken until I learned he wasn't a colored.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 10:45pm
he's not? fuck that dude.
I thought he was some sort of indian and that's the only reason I liked him.
no curry, no likey.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 22,2008 10:46pm
don't paint me to look like the person who is causing problems and not getting on with my life. that's total bullshit. steve is the one who needs to get over shit and get on with his life. he's the one who causes the drama. i never brought shit onto this site. it was him posting anonymously. i've never talked shit about him on this site and i've never included cythraul in anything. i have no problem with anyone else in cythraul. steve is the one who won't leave me or my girlfriend alone. he talks tons of shit about me behind my back, and i just ignore it. i'm sick of him spreading lies about me to people and causing drama. he's the one who had the problem in the first place. all i ever did was tell him to leave me alone. he needs to get over shit and he knows it. i've told him to cut the shit and he apologizes for it, then starts it up again a few months later. he has no self control and he acts like a fucking child. i've been pretty nice to him. a lot of people wouldn't tolerate this crap for as long as i have. he needs some fucking help. i never wanted it to come to this, explaining shit on a public forum, but he just keeps pushing.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 22,2008 10:47pm
my post is directed at whoever "drama is gay" is.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 22,2008 10:47pm
drama%20is%20gay said[orig][quote]
People need to grow up and stop talking shit over the internet. If you got a problem bring it to the real world. If you aren't going to bring it to the real world then shut the fuck up. Stop bringing Cythraul into your petty little internet war. You damn well know bringing steve 's name up is gonna cause problems no matter what you say. I don't have a problem with you Ken but you just need to let things go away and get on with your life.


Man, anonymous poster, your words of wisdom changed my life.



toggletoggle post by goatshead666 at Feb 22,2008 10:48pm
You have a problem with Steve because you're with his ex girlfriend. This is over a stupid broad. Ex: Anthony and Dana. This shit is so fuckin stupid. I think DMS got over this a long time ago, doesn't give two shits...I dont give a shit. No one cares about any of this bullshit. Who gives a flying fuck! DMS has nothing against Ken or the broad or anybody. I know this for a fact. So from here on in, everybody shut the fuck up and leave everyone alone, and just let things go. Do what you have to do with your band and succeed. Enough of this metal brother vs. metal brother. I am not going to write ever again because this shit is so fuckin gay. No matter what anybody think, DMS is the shit, I have nothing against Ken cuz I dont know Ken. Unless you know the person, no one should be talkin shit. Now everybody just go get drunk and high and listen to metal!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 10:52pm
hm.. hos go before something and after something else... but I can't remember what. probably waffles.
damn, I want some waffles.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 22,2008 10:52pm
Only one solution:

TWO MEN ENTER,

ONE MAN LEAVES.


Take it to thunderdome.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 22,2008 10:52pm
i have a problem with steve because he has a problem. he's not over it, so apparently you don't know your facts. if he was over it a long time ago, he wouldn't have caused all the problems he did over the summer and intermittently in the months since the summer. if he was over it, he wouldn't spread lies about me behind my back. i never had a problem with the guy until he pulled that stupid shit. i'm all for letting everything go and getting drunk and whatnot. i didn't want a problem in the first place. the thing is, everytime i think he has let things go and gotten over it, he starts shit again.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 10:54pm
the only thing worse than an ex-gf is a gf's ex.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 10:55pm
oh, but I like when rich horror smokes 10 poles.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 22,2008 10:55pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 10:56pm
Mad poles



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 10:57pm
i thought it was crazy mad poles



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 10:58pm
how can people in the 00's not know that you can't link images from tripod?



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 22,2008 10:59pm
oops



toggletoggle post by pissingtears at Feb 22,2008 10:59pm
If you have a problem with steve,well you should have a problem with alex onslought cause he fucked your girl too! he's laughing his balls out on you!



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 22,2008 11:00pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:00pm
I think alex fucked rich too.
:(



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:00pm
Crazy mad phat stupid poles



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:01pm
ALEX FUCKED ME AND I LOVED IT

KILL ME



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 22,2008 11:01pm
once again, steve posting anonymously under yet another name, kind of like all the weird myspace messages he sent me over the summer from fake accounts, pretending to be different people. i don't have any problem with alex because he doesn't act like a child and he keeps the past in the past, where it should be.



toggletoggle post by pissingtears at Feb 22,2008 11:01pm
Who has he not fucked lol?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:02pm
lol wut



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:02pm
Is Steve the guy that looks like a terrorist?



toggletoggle post by pissingtears at Feb 22,2008 11:03pm
Steve is christain and i am not bro! SEE how beliefs don't matter! i just don't think you are cool!



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Feb 22,2008 11:04pm
pissingtears said[orig][quote]
laughing his balls out on you!


that sounds painful



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:04pm
I'm Jesus Christ.



toggletoggle post by pissingtears at Feb 22,2008 11:05pm
I don't like gay metal bands to tell ya the truth



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 22,2008 11:05pm
steve often uses exclamation points in every sentence, even questions. you aren't fooling me, pal.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:06pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
ALEX FUCKED ME AND I LOVED IT

KILL ME


classic.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:12pm
the TYAG girl fights were much more entertaining, you fail



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 22,2008 11:13pm
pissingtears said[orig][quote]
I don't like gay metal bands to tell ya the truth


"gay metal"? You mean like Avenged Sevenfold.

I don't like them either.

Wanna rub butts?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:13pm
the last a7x I heard sounded just like iron maiden and pretty much ruled.



toggletoggle post by *asshole* at Feb 22,2008 11:17pm
asshole, how the fuck do you know how someone writes exclamation points or not. the dude doesn't even have a computer, he has to go to the library to use it. And obviously, the library is closed, so whoever is writing like DMS or trying to write like him...you're making things worse...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:18pm
Stop calling him DMS before the real DMS comes and kills us with uzis.



toggletoggle post by drama llama at Feb 22,2008 11:18pm



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 22,2008 11:18pm
This thread needs more rich horror.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:19pm
This Rich Horror needs more whiskey.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 22,2008 11:20pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
the last a7x I heard sounded just like iron maiden and pretty much ruled.


Lies, I require proof. Last AX7 I heard was some faggy "I'm not insane I'm not insaeeeaaaeeeaaaaeeeaaaeeeaaeieieieieiaiaiaiaine" bullshit.




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:20pm
Aaron is so high.



toggletoggle post by dr. phil at Feb 22,2008 11:20pm



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Feb 22,2008 11:21pm
Penchant, rev. Penchant. I don't think he has a retirement plan.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:21pm edited Feb 22,2008 11:24pm
dr.%20phil said[orig][quote]


How the fuck are you gonna do a special on dieting when you're so fat? Fuck you, hillbilly cunt



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:21pm
*demonstrates his style*



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Feb 22,2008 11:22pm
</delay>



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:22pm
I don't care, I do wha I want.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:22pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Aaron is so high.


ok greatest post ever



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:23pm
I meant merchant.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:23pm
your hands smell



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 22,2008 11:23pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Aaron is so high.
he did too much acid in the 90s.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:24pm
the 90's are a vortex thru time and space.
and for some reason the floor moved around a lot like snakes.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:24pm
what are the 90s



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:24pm
Whats a nubian



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:25pm
ill nubian your cat



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:25pm
skinhead fishing fuck fest



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:25pm
what's duke ellington with out that swing



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 22,2008 11:26pm



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:26pm
dood chill out, you can have a stick of gum



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:28pm
shave ya shithole please.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:29pm
Wheres your fuckin shinebox



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 22,2008 11:30pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:31pm
nice, this thread started rough, then got killer



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 22,2008 11:32pm
agreed



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:34pm
we just need to figure out some way to get get kids to smoke.



toggletoggle post by *asshole* at Feb 22,2008 11:34pm
Why the fuck is Corinne going onto steve's myspace page? I dont know if your lookin on his page too, Ken...but I know the blog he wrote about proposing to a girl might have made you think he's still not over it, but dude, the girl lied to him for two years about her being christian. Now that would piss anybody off. You have to wake the fuck up, there's a child involved in this. For the child's sake, let things go, be happy. we all wish you the best. dms does not care at all!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:35pm
that doesn't make me want to smoke at all.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 22,2008 11:36pm
*asshole* said[orig][quote]
Why the fuck is Corinne going onto steve's myspace page? I dont know if your lookin on his page too, Ken...but I know the blog he wrote about proposing to a girl might have made you think he's still not over it, but dude, the girl lied to him for two years about her being christian. Now that would piss anybody off. You have to wake the fuck up, there's a child involved in this. For the child's sake, let things go, be happy. we all wish you the best. dms does not care at all!


Way to get gay again. Stop ruining the thread we took from you.




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:37pm
Doc Marten Stompas



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 22,2008 11:37pm



toggletoggle post by *asshole* at Feb 22,2008 11:37pm
Just to make things clear, the blog had nothing to do with corrine...NOTHING...he is completely over her!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:38pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:39pm
Ok thanks for that info can I sign up 4 ur newsletter lol!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:40pm
you probably can sign up for the blozzilladingerdoo



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:41pm
i think i was raped during that video



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:41pm
i can read yor bloggins??



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:42pm
anal aids



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:42pm
ACES ARE HIGH FAGGOTS



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:43pm
poopdick



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:44pm
aces go both ways



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:44pm
Dueces are wild



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:45pm
wyld bangz



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:47pm
id like to say all free drink and hot sex is awesome.

20yo G Unit Thugs from the burbs of Ct need to chill when i ask their lady friends to have my babies in their moufs



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:48pm
whoopwhoopwhoop



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:48pm
Can i get a wut wut



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:49pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:50pm
WOO WOOOO!!



toggletoggle post by bonerman at Feb 22,2008 11:50pm
this thread makes my pants small.



toggletoggle post by 0nce upon the cross at Feb 22,2008 11:50pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 22,2008 11:54pm
[Intro: Don Gargon] - {*best guess at what he says*}
Now dis one dedicated to de man dem call MacGyver (bo!)
And all double-oh-seven James Bond man 'e from de area (gunshot, gunshot)
Maximum respect to de man dem call Ice Cube (bo! bo!)
And a bust a deuce-deuce or trey-eight bout to get WICKED!

[Verse One]
One, two, three and I come with the wicked
style and you know that I'm from, the wicked
crew, act like you knew
Cause I got everybody jumpin to the voodoo, kick it
Wicked, rhymes, picket, signs
While me and the Mob gotta trunk fulla 9's
Play ya and I'll slay ya
I got thug-made dough by the ha-ir
Ready to BUCK BUCK BUCK and it's a must
to DUCK DUCK DUCK before I bust
Lookin for the one that did it
but like En Vogue, no you're never gonna get it
Cos I'm the one with the fat mad skills
and I won't choke like the Buffalo Bills
Sittin at the pad just chillin
cause Larry Wilkins just got two million, oh what a feelin
So shake that nigga and pass me the pill
and I'll slam dunk ya like Shaquille O'Neal
Like it, dig it, maybe and watch that ass get ???
Kick it cause I get wicked

Chorus: Don Gargon (can't translate)

[Verse Two]
Won't say nuttin, just listen
Got me a plan to break Tyson outta prison
Come my way and get served
Still got a duece that'll bunny hop the curb
Nappy head, nappy chest, nappy chin
Never seen with a happy grin
Show the fat foul cause I'm down
Take a look around
and all you see is big black boots steppin
Use my steel toe as a weapon
Kick ya and flip ya, now they want to
label this nigga, tape with the sticker
Kickin out girls that's nicety
Yo, I gotta body count like Ice-T
From here to New York
I get skins and ain't talkin bout pork
Swine, pig, dick
Listen to the flow of a so-called negro
who didn't know I was funky as Wilson Pickett
Dig it cause I get wicked

Chorus: Don Gargon (can't translate)

[Verse Three]
People wanna know how come
I gotta gat and I'm lookin out the window like Malcolm
Ready to bring that noise
Kinda trigger happy like the Geto Boys
April 29th was power to the people
and we might just see a sequel
cos police got equal pay
A horse is a pig that don't fly straight
Doin Darryl Gates but is Willie Williams
down with the pilgrims
Just a super slave
We'll have to break his ass up like Super Dave
I'm wicked enough to board this
Cos now it's on to the fullest
Gorilla straight from the mist
But I don't miss when it comes to this
Bring the yellow tape
The white cape, cause I'm so straight
Thru with the picket signs, take his job and stick it
Bigot, cause I get wicked




toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:55pm
white people make my pants get small



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 22,2008 11:56pm
quick to the point
to the point no faking.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 22,2008 11:58pm
someone please build a time machine and kick aaron's father in the nuts



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 23,2008 12:09am
challenge.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 23,2008 12:10am
didn't fry do this?



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:16am
didnt fry not do this



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 23,2008 12:24am
homosayswhat?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 23,2008 12:27am
Well, this thread got awesome in a hurry!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:28am
IS THAT A CHALLENGE



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:32am
ok theres what like 32states annd let me explain i only count states that actually have NFL teams as real states.

which makes New England one giant state, so we race across the 32 states while drinking heavily and the first person to kill the other person in every state wins.

deal



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 23,2008 12:34am
uu need 2 cry now



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:35am
you do not have the power of greyskull



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 23,2008 12:36am
you go away and don't call.
then you come back here and troll for anal like this?
what nerve.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:37am
fart

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: coriander collette T.A.
Date: Feb 23, 2008 12:35 AM


well fine then i am in no position to disagree with you
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rich Horror, Mustard Retard
Date: Feb 23, 2008 12:30 AM


I am a beautifl boy.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: coriander collette T.A.
Date: Feb 23, 2008 12:26 AM


who proclaims themselves as a "beautiful boy" silly!!
and no you did not ell me you had a twin bed... i just made an assumption
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rich Horror, Mustard Retard
Date: Feb 23, 2008 12:24 AM


I dunno what the fuck

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: coriander collette T.A.
Date: Feb 23, 2008 12:15 AM


what the fuck
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Rich Horror, Mustard Retard
Date: Feb 22, 2008 11:07 PM


I am also a beautiful boy.



toggletoggle post by Murph nli at Feb 23,2008 12:39am
*asshole* said[orig][quote]
Why the fuck is Corinne going onto steve's myspace page? I dont know if your lookin on his page too, Ken...but I know the blog he wrote about proposing to a girl might have made you think he's still not over it, but dude, the girl lied to him for two years about her being christian. Now that would piss anybody off. You have to wake the fuck up, there's a child involved in this. For the child's sake, let things go, be happy. we all wish you the best. dms does not care at all!


Actually, a girl told me she was a christian for 3 years, but after 2 years of crazy buttsex, drunken fights, and urination, I found out she was bluffing.

But in this case, maybe the premarital sex and the child out of wedlock might have tossed a red flag? Maybe? Perhaps?

Nah, s'ok. Ain't no thang. turn dat frown, upside down.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:40am
lolz i am teh black wizards



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 23,2008 12:41am
black wizards have the kindest of buds.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:43am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
you go away and don't call.
then you come back here and troll for anal like this?
what nerve.


isnt that your naK'd hippie band "Trolling for Anus"



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 12:44am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
black wizards have the kindest of buds.


fuck yeah WIZARD SPLIFF



toggletoggle post by Murph nli at Feb 23,2008 12:44am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
black wizards have the kindest of buds.


how've your poops been?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 12:49am
COCK KAOS



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 1:00am
RETURN OF THEE ATTACK OF THEE POOPSMITHS BLACK ANGUS



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 1:08am
rotting pisture in your mouth



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 1:11am
yeah i got nothing for that so here you go a funny image......




toggletoggle post by The Chef at Feb 23,2008 6:44am
ENUFF ALREADY!!!! POST SOME PICS OF THIS FUCKIN WHORE!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 23,2008 9:11am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
lolz i am teh black wizards





toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 23,2008 10:11am
Ken, do I need to kick some god-worshipping terrorist altar boy ass? Because I will. I'm hormonal, I'll rake the motherfucker's eyes out. You my nigga, nigga. WHAT? WHAT? I'LL FUCKIN KILL SOMEBODY!!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 10:12am
hi pam



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 23,2008 10:14am
hi sean.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 10:19am
wanna watch some Pride and make me some pancakes ill drink the evan williams



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 23,2008 10:22am
Pride is defunct and I don't cook. Planfail.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 10:24am
DVDs are a wonder of modern science and microwave pancakes wow the future.

its like the jetsons and shit



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 10:26am
also i thought pride got picked up by UFC

now i fail wooooooooo



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 23,2008 10:47am
Why don't you go find a penis to suck.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 10:56am
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Why don't you go find a penis to suck.


dont be mad cause youre going bald



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 23,2008 11:04am
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
also i thought pride got picked up by UFC

now i fail wooooooooo


UFC sucks. A lot of the Pride fighters didn't take the contracts they offered because they like to stomp heads and get paid decent.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 11:47am
Shut the fuck up, Pam. I'll kick your ass for the Lord.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 23,2008 12:04pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Why don't you go find a penis to suck.


dont be mad cause youre going bald


I wasn't talking to you. Yes, I am going bald, but I shave my head anyway. I said head.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 23,2008 12:07pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Shut the fuck up, Pam. I'll kick your ass for the Lord.


AW SHIT SON!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 23,2008 12:39pm



toggletoggle post by y2jackoff at Feb 23,2008 1:34pm
This was the most gay thread ever. Dms is a cool shit and ken is a cool shit. Don't let a girl play her games on you guys.this is what females love to do.



toggletoggle post by y2jackoff at Feb 23,2008 1:34pm
This was the most gay thread ever. Dms is a cool shit and ken is a cool shit. Don't let a girl play her games on you guys.this is what females love to do.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 2:23pm
y2jackoff said[orig][quote]
This was the most gay thread ever. Dms is a cool shit and ken is a cool shit. Don't let a girl play her games on you guys.this is what females love to do.


once again, steve or one of his buddies is posting from an anonymous name. if this thread is so gay, why did you guys start it? leave corinne out of this. all she ever wanted from the start was to be left alone.

the whole bullshit with steve started in the summer because he wouldn't leave corinne alone. she just wanted him out of her life, but once he found out she had moved on and he had no way to control her anymore, he started interfering in both our lives. i felt bad for him and was nice to him and gave him the chance to apologize and walk away but he pushed me far enough for me to threaten him. every time it got to that point, he'd apologize and say shit about slipping away from god and needing to get back to god.

since the summer, he has been calling her, writing to us under various fake myspace profiles, talking shit behind our backs, posting blogs, having his christian buddies write to her on myspace and tell her she is going down the wrong path and to find god and go back to steve, and just being a fucking child about everything. he treated her like shit for a long time, abusing her and oppressing her with his religion, then he broke up with her. a couple months later, she met me. i had no prior knowledge of her existence or their relationship, yet he tells people i'm a scumbag who stole his girlfriend. he tried to turn her against me by telling her lies about me.

if he has been over it for a long time, why was he posting blogs about corinne in december and january? january was last month, not a long time ago. you guys are saying i need to let things go? do you live in reality or a fucking dream world? corinne and i are having a kid. we are happy. we just want to be left alone to raise our baby girl and take care of our responsibilities. we don't need shit from some unemployed 30-something guy who still lives with his parents and has nothing better to do with his pathetic life than post insulting blogs about his ex-girlfriend who he broke up with a year ago.

steve is the one who needs to stop acting like a child and making a circus out of everything. he's the one who needs to stop talking shit and move on. anyone who thinks steve is a good guy would probably change their mind if they saw the blogs he wrote in the past couple months. he needs to cut the shit and move on with his life. be a man, steve. enough is enough



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 2:31pm



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 23,2008 2:32pm
Christian stalker, YAY!!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:35pm
hahahahaha

Oh man, epic fail.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:36pm
Ken is the devil and has entrapped a nice christian girl with his dance of the seven veils.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 23,2008 2:40pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]

steve is the one who needs to stop acting like a child and making a circus out of everything.


I like you man, but I gotta point out: I just learned way more than I ever need to know about you and yer girlfriends personal lives, and it wasn't from any of this "steve" character's posts.

You're all acting like kids, and Rich Horror is using to create beautiful comic genius. Be proud, you've been a part of something wonderful. To show your appreciation, you should let Rich bang your girl.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:41pm
Wisdom.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Feb 23,2008 2:42pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
he's not? fuck that dude.
I thought he was some sort of indian and that's the only reason I liked him.
no curry, no likey.


If anyone hijacks my plane, I'd want it to be Ken.



toggletoggle post by METAL4EVA at Feb 23,2008 2:43pm
KEN, THE DUDE HAS NOT DONE ANYTHING LIKE YOU SAID MAN,THAT SHIT BETWEEN THEM WAS BETWEEN THEM BACK IN JULY 07. SHE IS NOT MRS.PERFECT I READ THE MESSAGES SHE WROTE TO STEVE DOOD. SHE IS TO BLAME FOR THIS SHIT AS WELL. YOU NEED TO STOP BEING PUSSY BLIND AND WAKE UP. NO ONE HAS DONE ANYTHING SINCE THEN. YEAH, STEVE IS PISSED AT HER FOR BEING FAKE BUT THATS OVER. THE DOOD FEELS WICKED BAD FOR ANYTHING SAID OR DONE. HE'S A GOOD GUY AT HEART I HAVE KNOWN HIM FOR YEARS.I NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH CORRINE AS WELL. I WISH SHE TALKED TO ME MORE BUT ITS COOL. I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT STEVE WANTS NO TROUBLE FROM ANYONE AND HAS RECENTLY TOLD HIM THAT HE WISHED NONE OF THIS SHIT WENT DOWN AND KNOWS THAT HE IS THE ONE WHO BROKE UP WITH CORRINE AND THATS THAT. THERE WAS A TIME THAT HE WAS WICKED PISSED AT CORINNE BUT STEVE CAN'T HATE ANYONE. ITS OVER AND DONE WITH AND HE WISH'S HER THE BEST. HE SAYS SORRY 2008 FOR ANY THING THAT HAS CAUSED ANYONE TO BE HURT. NOW ITS UP TO YOU TO EITHER ACCEPT THE APOLOGY. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST YOU AND I THINK STEVE HAS STEPPED UP AND BY HIM SAYING SORRY MAKES THIS SITUATION TURN THE FUCK AROUND. NOW ITS UP TO YOU.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:44pm
Like sand in the hourglass, these are tr00 grim kvlt days of our lives.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 23,2008 2:46pm
A chick named Corrine made her way around the Priority rehearsal studios a long time ago. Same chick? That would make this thread 900 million times funnier, since I stuck it in her myself.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 2:46pm
ArrowHeadNLI said[orig][quote]
dreadkill said[orig][quote]

steve is the one who needs to stop acting like a child and making a circus out of everything.


I like you man, but I gotta point out: I just learned way more than I ever need to know about you and yer girlfriends personal lives, and it wasn't from any of this "steve" character's posts.

You're all acting like kids, and Rich Horror is using to create beautiful comic genius. Be proud, you've been a part of something wonderful. To show your appreciation, you should let Rich bang your girl.
i understand your point. i was just trying to defend my girlfriend and myself against personal attacks that try to make us look bad. i kept my mouth shut about it and kept it off this site for a long time, but steve and his buddies brought it here, so i had to do what i had to do to set the record straight. unfortunately, i had to tell a long story that most people on this site probably didn't care to read or know about.



toggletoggle post by METAL4EVA at Feb 23,2008 2:48pm
THE DOOD SAID SORRY NOW LETS GET DRUNK



toggletoggle post by ArrowHeadNLI at Feb 23,2008 2:48pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]

unfortunately, i had to tell a long story that most people on this site probably didn't care to read or know about.


No, you told a long story no one knew or cared about. Now that you've told it, it ends up becoming far more interesting to everyone. That's how drama works.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:48pm
I am a beautiful boy.



toggletoggle post by infect sli sli sli at Feb 23,2008 2:50pm
droppin mad suckas



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:50pm
Marcus, take out your cock.



toggletoggle post by slavestothecross at Feb 23,2008 2:57pm
Everything on this thread was so gay nobody cares



toggletoggle post by THE CHEF at Feb 23,2008 2:59pm
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PICS?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 2:59pm
Make me a fucking steak.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 3:05pm
i want my medium rare almost still alive



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Feb 23,2008 3:34pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I shit talk ken all the time.
mostly about his pension for the males.


It's "penchant" rev......jeeeeezus.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 3:36pm
actually, the reverend is correct. i recently set up a pension fund for all the special males in my life. rich horror, msd, and mark fucking richards will have nothing to worry about in their twilight years.



toggletoggle post by droned at Feb 23,2008 3:51pm
Wow dude you let the reverend pick on you?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 3:52pm
i try not to take myself too seriously, even though i had to get serious on this thread for a while. . the reverend is a friend of mine. i have a sense of humor.



toggletoggle post by Justin a cold reality at Feb 23,2008 5:19pm
This shit needs to end, stop the drama



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 23,2008 5:20pm
justin posts never, but speaks truthful.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 5:21pm
i farted and i think i pooped a lil but hey it smells so all is well



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 23,2008 5:33pm
might be your period.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 5:34pm
What a special day in a young girl's life.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Feb 23,2008 5:44pm
Ken- ignore the posts [they're not going to hear you out no matter what anyway], tell Corinne to man up and get a restraining order on this fucking douchebag. All she has to do is report the calls to the police and they'll put a trace on her line. A few calls from his number within a certain amount of time and you have a case. They'll summon him to court and fine him out the ass. [Ask me how I know this!] Block him from contacting you on myself, instant message...change phone numbers. BYE ASSHOLE. That simple.

Or- I could put a severed horse head in his bed. Your call, bro.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Feb 23,2008 5:45pm
myspace. not myself.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 5:46pm
Take off your socks and get in the kitchen.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Feb 23,2008 5:48pm
I love you too, honey bunny.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 23,2008 5:50pm
thanks, pam. i think steve got the message. i don't think he wants to keep the bullshit up anymore.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 5:52pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
What a special day in a young girl's life.


being drunk alone with me, yeah what a lucky girl



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Feb 23,2008 5:52pm
He doesn't want any of this.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 5:57pm



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 23,2008 6:00pm
there needs to be more cat picture threads



toggletoggle post by hello at Feb 23,2008 7:54pm
oh shit that was sick Rich!! I think I pee'd my pants from that!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 23,2008 7:55pm
Cats are pretty good.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 23,2008 10:14pm
this thread is Droppin Many Suckas



toggletoggle post by shawn(cythraul) at Feb 24,2008 12:51pm
for the record steve had nothing to do with the original thread. I am just tied of my band that l have worked my ass off for having a comment made about it cause of something one of the members did in his free time. l dont have any issues with you ken, honestly l could give 2 shits about this problem between you and steve. l had no intention of your personal life coming out here and had nothing to do with that. The only intrest l have is my band, what the members of it do in thier own time have nothing to do with cythraul.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 24,2008 12:52pm
Let's get rid of drama by starting a thread on RTTP about how gay drama is. FOOLPROOF.



toggletoggle post by action hero at Feb 24,2008 1:05pm
cythraul is a better band than dreaded silence though. OMfG! I WENT THERE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL.
if dreaded silence didn't have the metalcore vocal choruses they would be a much better band.



toggletoggle post by METALDUDE142 at Feb 24,2008 1:06pm
just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it. I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. {We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?} I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.



toggletoggle post by action hero at Feb 24,2008 1:06pm
Epic tale, metaldude



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Feb 24,2008 1:15pm
action%20hero said[orig][quote]

if dreaded silence didn't have the metalcore vocal choruses they would be a much better band.


I'm like, totally fine with people not liking my band, but this is just fucking retarded. Metalcore choruses? Are you braindead?



toggletoggle post by droned at Feb 24,2008 1:17pm
action%20hero said[orig][quote]
cythraul is a better band than dreaded silence though. OMfG! I WENT THERE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL.
if dreaded silence didn't have the metalcore vocal choruses they would be a much better band.


Holy shit hahahahahahahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 24,2008 1:18pm
me and scott were just laughing about how clean vocals = metalcore now. so by that logic, dio and iron maiden are metalcore. i don't care if people dislike me or my band, but yeah, that's a silly comment.



toggletoggle post by The CHEF at Feb 24,2008 2:32pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
me and scott were just laughing about how clean vocals = metalcore now. so by that logic, dio and iron maiden are metalcore. i don't care if people dislike me or my band, but yeah, that's a silly comment.


Dude shut up, your band sucks. And Justin, stop being so fuckin Christian you asshole.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Feb 24,2008 3:59pm
this is where i'd post a picture of interracial lovemaking, but i'm at work and the bossman wouldn't like me trolling dogfart.com on his computer



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 24,2008 4:20pm
pam said[orig][quote]
Let's get rid of drama by starting a thread on RTTP about how gay drama is. FOOLPROOF.


or at least tag said thread as [drama]. in addition to this, other threads should be labeled accordingly such as [comedy], [action], etc so my short attention span can be focussed appropriotely.



toggletoggle post by hello2all at Feb 26,2008 2:55pm
Stop your drama both of you and if you don't care at all, then stop posting and grab your balls and just pinch them. YOu drum and you sing, they both never combine and with a slut in the middle, who finds this interesting. Unless you post pictures of the wet cunt!!!! Why not stop or if you cannot stop, why dont you both just bang each other and forget the cunt. Cock on cock action is best when two dudes want to just beat each other, at least cum while doing it!!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 26,2008 2:58pm
this thread wasn't bumped for two days, so obviously the dram stopped. what was the point of that post?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 26,2008 2:59pm
STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD

OH, WAIT



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 26,2008 3:06pm
hello2all said[orig][quote]
Stop your drama both of you and if you don't care at all, then stop posting and grab your balls and just pinch them. YOu drum and you sing, they both never combine and with a slut in the middle, who finds this interesting. Unless you post pictures of the wet cunt!!!! Why not stop or if you cannot stop, why dont you both just bang each other and forget the cunt. Cock on cock action is best when two dudes want to just beat each other, at least cum while doing it!!


.......what?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 26,2008 3:09pm
Shut up Pam.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 26,2008 3:11pm edited Feb 26,2008 3:12pm
The time has come for all to see
To all who got beef Get ready to fight
The battle begun we'll Show you who's right
357 Takin' over and we're Letting you know
DMS is runnin' the show



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 26,2008 3:25pm
i think you should settle this over a rousing game of Electronic Talking Battleship. let the pegs be the judge, jury and executioner!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 26,2008 3:38pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
The time has come for all to see
To all who got beef Get ready to fight
The battle begun we'll Show you who's right
357 Takin' over and we're Letting you know
DMS is runnin' the show


STOP PICKING UP MY CHANGE THAT I DROPPED YOU GUYS

I NEED THAT FOR THE BUS



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 26,2008 3:39pm
NERDARIO



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 26,2008 3:50pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Shut up Pam.


Suck ma dick, Horrah.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 26,2008 3:51pm
SHUT UP YOUR FACE B4 U LOSE IT



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 26,2008 3:56pm
KIDD I'LL FUKIN KILL U



toggletoggle post by the lord at Feb 26,2008 4:01pm
I BUMP THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF JESUS! CAN I GET AN AMEN!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 26,2008 4:08pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i think you should settle this over a rousing game of Electronic Talking Battleship. let the pegs be the judge, jury and executioner!


hahahahaha You sunk my blackmetalship!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 26,2008 4:09pm
pam said[orig][quote]
KHED I'LL FUKIN KILL U


fixed



toggletoggle post by arc at Feb 27,2008 10:27pm
I sort glass. Thats my job. I learned the job slow and now I know it by heart.



toggletoggle post by The CHEF at Feb 28,2008 5:01am
POST THE PICS OF THIS WHORE, STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!



toggletoggle post by hello2all at Feb 28,2008 10:49am
Where are the pictures of the sloppy 3rds!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by The Chef at Feb 28,2008 12:37pm
WHORE PICS NOW!



toggletoggle post by The Chef at Feb 28,2008 2:30pm
Dont neglect the whore pics.



toggletoggle post by JU at Feb 28,2008 4:36pm
None of us, I REPEAT NONE OF US know any of three invidiuals involved in this situation, and have no right to judge them. So I suggest for everybody to shut up.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 28,2008 4:38pm
I don't know Ken? News to me.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 28,2008 4:40pm
Yeah I'm pretty sure I know Ken pretty well, and I've met Corrinne AND Steve several times...but OK.

Moron.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 28,2008 4:42pm
I only destroy the homes of my closest friends.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 28,2008 4:42pm
SEAN PAUL \r\
my name is corey delanay, i always like to lork at returnfromthepit and i also like mudflips as you do, DOSU DOSU LOL. I like also having party at my house (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /rttp/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%: in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Austrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what i mean LOL). DO IT GAYFAG, PLEASE DON'T SEGA THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 28,2008 4:45pm
holy fuck my brains



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 28,2008 4:48pm
Frankly, I am appalled at the way that members here treat the underground furry community. It seems to me like nobody here really understands anything about the furry way of life. I mean, seriously, do you know how freeing it is be honest about being encased in a human body whilst having an animal soul?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 28,2008 4:55pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
SEAN PAUL \r\
my name is corey delanay, i always like to lork at returnfromthepit and i also like mudflips as you do, DOSU DOSU LOL. I like also having party at my house (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfag i know that /rttp/ is in possession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage B%: in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Austrafaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what i mean LOL). DO IT GAYFAG, PLEASE DON'T SEGA THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT


I can't wait to have drunk conversations with you in the future.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 28,2008 4:59pm
In a certain area of a certain city in Pennsylvania is an area of flat concrete, the kind of place used as a basketball court or similar, near to a school building. If you wait in this area on the 10th September, you will eventually be approached by two youths with an aggressive demeanor about them. The youths will challenge you to a fight, which you must accept. Following the brawl, return to your home. It is important that you tell your mother of this incident. She will become perturbed by your tale, and order you to leave for an area of Los Angeles. You will be compelled to obey her.

At the nearest taxi rank, whistle for a cab and one will approach. You may see that its license plate reads "FRESH", and there will be novelty dice dangling from the rear-view mirror. Do not be disturbed by the odor of the cab's interior, and speak only the words "Yo home, to Bel Air" to the driver.

When you arrive in Los Angeles, seemingly only seconds later, you must speak again to the driver, this time saying "Yo home, smell ya' later". DO NOT LOOK BACK AS THE TAXI LEAVES. You will be dropped off at the entrance to a large mansion. Approach the door and knock three times. If you follow these instructions exactly, you will become the star of a popular television sitcom. However, after 5 years, 8 months and 10 days have passed, your life will end in the most unimaginably hideous way.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Feb 28,2008 4:59pm
That is genius Destroy.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 28,2008 4:59pm
pam said[orig][quote]
I can't wait to have drunk conversations with you in the future.


Wait - we're going to the future?

YOU HAVE A TIME MACHINE?!?



toggletoggle post by Shut the fuck up at Feb 28,2008 5:11pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 28,2008 5:11pm
FAIL



toggletoggle post by Again at Feb 28,2008 5:13pm



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Feb 28,2008 9:07pm
Fail again.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 28,2008 9:07pm
Epic fail is epic.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Feb 28,2008 9:18pm



toggletoggle post by Karma-Enema at Feb 28,2008 9:30pm
bhahahahaaaahhhaaa all this cuz someone asking about local true black metal (makes me chuckle typing that)

but c'mon , a christian member of a black metal band ? sounds like steve needs to get his priorities straight.....too late i'm telling god !




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 28,2008 9:39pm
f your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use toprevent hacking.AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Feb 28,2008 11:28pm
God needs to be told.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 28,2008 11:32pm edited Feb 28,2008 11:35pm
Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cuz she was already showing tits). She chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious fucking incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really).

Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd.

Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to.

New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP.

Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school Jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server, and laughed at the Jews.

After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.

THE END



toggletoggle post by The Chef at Feb 29,2008 12:44pm
JU said[orig][quote]
None of us, I REPEAT NONE OF US know any of three invidiuals involved in this situation, and have no right to judge them. So I suggest for everybody to shut up.


We all know all three of them so shut your fucken whore mouth and post the pics of this fucking whore already!!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 29,2008 1:42pm
My Stupid Fucking Wife

I was driving home from work, and it was a rough day. All this Christmas stuff, utter bullshit. I was a about half an hour from home. I popped in my favorite CD, DragonForce "Inhuman Rampage". Almost instantly I was glowing red with rage. I plowed through about 15 cars. The cops came and they nearly surrounded me! They heard me playing DragonForce and decided to back the fuck off.

I pulled up in the driveway and could almost smell the garbage my wife was cooking. She can't cook for shit. I decided to put the CD in my CD player and listened to it. I walked inside and guess what I saw! My wife! Playing the fucking Nintendo Wii! I was so angry! I walked over to and screamed "WHAT THE FUCK! THE WII FUCKING SUCKS! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT IN THE KITCHEN?!" I punched her in her fucking jaw and broke it.

I had to take my wife to the doctor. I had beaten her severely. She had bruises up and down her body, and her jaw was hanging loosely from her mouth. She could barely talk. I had stopped listening to DragonForce a while ago, and my wife agreed to say that she fell in front of a bus to the doctor. We got to the doctors office, and he eyed me funny. He said she would have to be put in the ICU, Intensive Care Unit. He said she would have to be here for 2 months at most, while they try to find the bus that ran her over. I said shyly "How much will it cost." He turned around in his shitty office chair and said, "Take a look at the bill." Then he handed it to me. It was 90,000 dollars. I was astounded at how much it cost! I told him, "Doctor, I need a little time to myself." He replied, "Okay." I immediately headed for the bathroom. I splashed some cold water on my face, and looked myself in the mirror. I said, "Oh, my, God." I decided that I needed something to calm my nerves. I took out my iFail, and played Sonic Firestorm, by DragonForce, Fury of the storm came on first. Instantly I was rejuvenated! I started jumping around, not in a gay way kind of like a metal concert way, the bathroom. I started saying things like "Yeah!" "Fuck Yeah!" "Smashing through the boundaries with unicorns over the fire and flames from the fury of the storm."

At this point I was screaming. A male nurse came in and said, "What the fuck are you doing? Are you even a patient? You need to get the fuck out of here!" At this point I was glowing red with rage, so I ripped off the sink and threw it at him. It hit him and killed him. I stood over his body and started crouching rapidly, like tea bagging in halo. As I walked to the doctor's office, I yelled myself, "HOW DARE THAT DOCTOR CHARGE ME MONEY FOR MY WIFE'S LIFE! I LOVE HER! FUCK HIM." I walked over to the doctor and grabbed her penis. I lifted her up to the roof and held her there for a while, she couldn't even breath. Eventually I ripped off her penis and rammed it in her right boob, penis'd to the wall.

So there I was, driving my wife home. She was barely conscious, and was crying. She managed to muffle out from her broken jaw, "shaw moi bid wo diddle fum" I said "Are you a fucking nigger?" And hit her jaw again. I had hit it before we left the hospital because she was crying. She started crying even more. I was getting fucking sick of it! She was crying loud! Really loud! Drowning out ZP Theart! How dare she! Herman Li's guitars? I couldn't hear them at all! I grabbed her hair, and she started crying more. I was so fucking angry I almost ripped off her head. Then I put my focus back to the road for a little bit, and noticed I was heading straight for a divider! At this point, I didn't care because I was glowing red with rage, so I plowed through it, and drove right in front of a truck. I kicked my wife's head so hard that she flew out the window and hit the truck.



toggletoggle post by ST. Luci Furave at Feb 29,2008 1:48pm
Hey i like Cythraul ! i have seen them many times . I know about Steve's personal faith and though i don't agree with it , it is his faith . Everyone can believe in whatever they want . he is still great drummer and he's not arogant . ok go ahead and discredit my comment with a barage of penguin jokes , i'm ready for it !



toggletoggle post by The Chef at Feb 29,2008 1:48pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
My Stupid Fucking Wife

I was driving home from work, and it was a rough day. All this Christmas stuff, utter bullshit. I was a about half an hour from home. I popped in my favorite CD, DragonForce "Inhuman Rampage". Almost instantly I was glowing red with rage. I plowed through about 15 cars. The cops came and they nearly surrounded me! They heard me playing DragonForce and decided to back the fuck off.

I pulled up in the driveway and could almost smell the garbage my wife was cooking. She can't cook for shit. I decided to put the CD in my CD player and listened to it. I walked inside and guess what I saw! My wife! Playing the fucking Nintendo Wii! I was so angry! I walked over to and screamed "WHAT THE FUCK! THE WII FUCKING SUCKS! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT IN THE KITCHEN?!" I punched her in her fucking jaw and broke it.

I had to take my wife to the doctor. I had beaten her severely. She had bruises up and down her body, and her jaw was hanging loosely from her mouth. She could barely talk. I had stopped listening to DragonForce a while ago, and my wife agreed to say that she fell in front of a bus to the doctor. We got to the doctors office, and he eyed me funny. He said she would have to be put in the ICU, Intensive Care Unit. He said she would have to be here for 2 months at most, while they try to find the bus that ran her over. I said shyly "How much will it cost." He turned around in his shitty office chair and said, "Take a look at the bill." Then he handed it to me. It was 90,000 dollars. I was astounded at how much it cost! I told him, "Doctor, I need a little time to myself." He replied, "Okay." I immediately headed for the bathroom. I splashed some cold water on my face, and looked myself in the mirror. I said, "Oh, my, God." I decided that I needed something to calm my nerves. I took out my iFail, and played Sonic Firestorm, by DragonForce, Fury of the storm came on first. Instantly I was rejuvenated! I started jumping around, not in a gay way kind of like a metal concert way, the bathroom. I started saying things like "Yeah!" "Fuck Yeah!" "Smashing through the boundaries with unicorns over the fire and flames from the fury of the storm."

At this point I was screaming. A male nurse came in and said, "What the fuck are you doing? Are you even a patient? You need to get the fuck out of here!" At this point I was glowing red with rage, so I ripped off the sink and threw it at him. It hit him and killed him. I stood over his body and started crouching rapidly, like tea bagging in halo. As I walked to the doctor's office, I yelled myself, "HOW DARE THAT DOCTOR CHARGE ME MONEY FOR MY WIFE'S LIFE! I LOVE HER! FUCK HIM." I walked over to the doctor and grabbed her penis. I lifted her up to the roof and held her there for a while, she couldn't even breath. Eventually I ripped off her penis and rammed it in her right boob, penis'd to the wall.

So there I was, driving my wife home. She was barely conscious, and was crying. She managed to muffle out from her broken jaw, "shaw moi bid wo diddle fum" I said "Are you a fucking nigger?" And hit her jaw again. I had hit it before we left the hospital because she was crying. She started crying even more. I was getting fucking sick of it! She was crying loud! Really loud! Drowning out ZP Theart! How dare she! Herman Li's guitars? I couldn't hear them at all! I grabbed her hair, and she started crying more. I was so fucking angry I almost ripped off her head. Then I put my focus back to the road for a little bit, and noticed I was heading straight for a divider! At this point, I didn't care because I was glowing red with rage, so I plowed through it, and drove right in front of a truck. I kicked my wife's head so hard that she flew out the window and hit the truck.


FUCK YOUR WIFE! Where's the pics of this whore?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 29,2008 2:07pm
ST.%20Luci%20Furave said[orig][quote]
Hey i like Cythraul ! i have seen them many times . I know about Steve's personal faith and though i don't agree with it , it is his faith . Everyone can believe in whatever they want . he is still great drummer and he's not arogant . ok go ahead and discredit my comment with a barage of penguin jokes , i'm ready for it !


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toggletoggle post by ST. Luci Furave at Feb 29,2008 2:13pm
Thank you , Thank you . you are quick to deliver . i knew i could count you, DestroyYouAlot .



toggletoggle post by The Chef at Feb 29,2008 2:31pm
This thread is gay wothout pics.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Feb 29,2008 4:44pm
this thread sure is giving cythraul some good press



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 29,2008 5:51pm
"Cythraul...That's the god-band full of drama queens, isn't it?"



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 29,2008 6:49pm



toggletoggle post by hello2all at Feb 29,2008 6:50pm
No bitch, only the ones that care enought to listen and reply!! Dram are the ones who care! Go shoot yourself!!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 29,2008 6:57pm
whats a dram?



toggletoggle post by yummy at Feb 29,2008 6:59pm
The ones who care.
I can't believe this one is still going.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 29,2008 7:12pm
oh now i get it. this thread is now about the power of cheese.








toggletoggle post by ancient master at Feb 29,2008 7:48pm



toggletoggle post by drama llama at Mar 1,2008 1:21am
pam said[orig][quote]
"Cythraul...That's the god-band full of drama queens, isn't it?"


DO YOU EVER SHUTUP? I think its funny you said "drama queen's" (meaning two or more) because this involves no one else in the band. Think before you speak for a change and you wont look so stupid afterwards.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Mar 1,2008 1:44am
In a crazy course of events you are the one who looks stupid just for the mere mention of the specifics. But, then again I could be wrong. I mean, we are in a cythraul thread. I think at this point everyone who has a witty retort seems stupid. Get over your weak attempt at feeling good about yourself. In other words, go fuck yourself.



toggletoggle post by drama llama at Mar 1,2008 1:53am
So that was your weak attempt to look "cool" in front of your friends? You must have slept with pam at some point to be so defensive and run to her aid.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Mar 1,2008 2:00am
I have actually never met Pam. I'm sure if you ask anyone here, they would say, "who the fuck is yummy?"



toggletoggle post by drama llama at Mar 1,2008 2:11am
I'm sure they would actually say "who the fuck cares who yummy is".



toggletoggle post by yummy at Mar 1,2008 2:20am
I think we're both wrong. You're the one who said "friends". I have had sex with a pregnant girl before tho.. But, unless it's my baby's head I'm bonkin...no can do.
Dude, you know what we should do? We should go back and forth for like hours and see who feels better about themselves afterwards. i bet you win.



toggletoggle post by drama llama at Mar 1,2008 2:25am
Yes lets go back and forth because you seem like a cool cool man who could use some of the exposure on return to the pit since we all are saying "who the fuck is yummy?"



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Mar 1,2008 5:00am
theres really no fucking point in responding to these anonymous posters talking shit about everyone, what a waste of time.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Mar 1,2008 12:00pm
drama%20llama said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
"Cythraul...That's the god-band full of drama queens, isn't it?"


DO YOU EVER SHUTUP? I think its funny you said "drama queen's" (meaning two or more)


Actually I said "queens", meaning two or more because Steve didn't post this thread that started the drama in the first place. YOU said "drama queen's" which indicates possession as if said queens own something, thus demonstrating your lack of comprehension for proper grammar.

You brought the attention on yourselves by airing it all over RTTP, your band is terrible and you're a bunch of crying women.



LEAVE CYTHRAUL ALONE!



toggletoggle post by drama llama at Mar 1,2008 4:05pm
I'm not even in the band retard. Second off who cares if you don't like cythraul i'm sure they wouldn't expect hardcore kids like yourself to be into black metal anyways.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 1,2008 4:09pm
XPAMX THROUGH HONOR AND/OR STRENGTH X



toggletoggle post by pam   at Mar 1,2008 8:59pm
LOL



toggletoggle post by theaccursedvokillist  at Mar 1,2008 9:29pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 1,2008 9:48pm
IT'S OFF THE GAUGE



toggletoggle post by THE CHEF at Mar 2,2008 1:13am
POST THE PICS oF THIS WHORE OR DONT POST AT ALL!



toggletoggle post by not in any of these bands so suck one at Mar 2,2008 12:40pm
hello. all i can say is that cythraul play real black metal. i have been to a show of theirs and they are really genuine. they do it for themselves and for the people like myself who enjoy it. PAM IS CLOVERFIELD.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 2,2008 12:48pm edited Mar 2,2008 12:48pm
BLACK METAL




toggletoggle post by THE CHEF at Mar 5,2008 8:43am
It's been a week now and still no pics of this whore. What's everyone so afraid of?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 5,2008 9:52am
THE%20CHEF said[orig][quote]
It's been a week now and still no pics of this whore. What's everyone so afraid of?
enough, you faggot. go kill yourself already.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 9:53am
Ken's a terrorist that killed Christ. Don't fuck with him.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2008 10:02am
so my dad decides tht i have to walk the dog when the while im asleep cuz ive been sk8 all day and im tired and the rest of the familys wide awake(an this is after i took him out like 5 mins ago) so i sit there and he calls for me and im asleep so he makes my brother com into my room and "wake me up" by throwin a fukin shoe at my fukin head so im pissed so i say what and he strts yellin at me like im whats wrong with the world today and decides hes not gana give me a ride anywhare ever again so now im really pissed so then my moms strts yellin at me cuz the dog ate her food while she waz in the bath room and it waz obviosly my fault and now she decided i cant play my ps3 then my dad yelled at me again cuz i hadnt taken the dog out yet cuz i waz gettin yelled at by my mom and takes away my bass so now im inssanly pissed off and the only reason i didnt take a fukin baseball bat to there car and leave waz i need some place to live then my brother strts yellin at me cuz his laptob is out of batterys which makes no sense at all to me cuz hes got no fukin right to yell at me so i throw book at him and hit him in the chest and now i got my guitar takin away and i cant even sleep cuz im to pissed off WHAT THE FUKIN HELL IS WRONG WITH MY FUKIN FAMILY THERE ALL TOTAL ASSHOLES AND IF THEY All DONT JUST FUKIN DIE IN THERE SLEEP THEN IMA STAB THEM WHEN THEY WAKE UP



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 10:04am
This thread is now about an hero



toggletoggle post by THE CHEF at Mar 5,2008 12:36pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Ken's a terrorist that killed Christ. Don't fuck with him.


If i was a fag I wouldnt want pics of her, NOW POST THE PICS OF THIS WHORE!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 12:38pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
This thread is now about an hero



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2008 12:40pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 12:42pm
Hey dudes,

My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.

Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.



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toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 5,2008 12:52pm
you all should settle your issues over a nice cool glass of turnip juice.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 12:54pm
i like to fap to flip books on my windows pic and fax viewer.....GOD !!!!!!
WUT



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 1:00pm
Hey you,

My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.

Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2008 1:03pm edited Mar 5,2008 1:03pm
I have survived fights by always expecting at least one more attacker than what you see and I always expect weapons. The time that I was seriously cut? I was caught by surprise with a guy drawing a hidden straight razor. That was in my early days. I have been fortunate enough to survive attacks with my attackers presenting guns and knives. Usually two or more attackers. I have also come out of fights relatively unscathed where I faced approximately twenty gang members, several times, different occasions. Mostly knives, chains, and pipes there. ...My first fight with a gang? I was in high school ...I was determined that no one was going to get my buddy from behind. The gang guys all started taking off their belts and rolling them up on their fists. We walked out of that fight at the end of that fight and he had no more trouble from that gang as long as he lived there ...It was a stand up fight. I think I wouldn't let myself go down because I didn't want to let my buddy down. ...We showed up at the agreed upon time and place and there were about 20 of the Chinese gang members who were there to make sure there was a "fair fight." Sure, that was why there were 20 of them against the three of us and they used pipes and knives. 'Course we used nunchucks, three sectional staff, and chain whip. That ended the fight real quick.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 5,2008 1:15pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Hey you,

My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.

Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.
ha, i've had that song playing in my head for days.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 1:21pm
allrighty yall, i need some SERIOUS input please. no bullsh*tting.

i was having this huge party at a friend's house (no beer, all booze) and ended up totally sh*t-faced. I dont remember much after about 10-11 pm that night.
Well, i came out of a blackout under a guy---having sex, like we were going at it and i had been blacked out up until that point.

ok, being drunk as i was, i got into it and went with the flow. i ended up dating this dude, too, by the way. Anywho, i asked him when he was drunk about a week later what really happened. He said:

>that i had thrown up on myself and he changed me. Ok, understandable and even commendable.

>that he had then left me *passed out* on his bed



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 1:23pm
HEY FAGGOTS,

THERE HAVE BEEN SOME STORIES CIRCULATING DOWN AT THE CLUB THAT ONE OF OUR HOMEBOYS IS BEING HARASSED BY A BUNCH OF INTERNET NERDS AND VIRGINS.

WE JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO LET YOU LOSERS KNOW THAT WE COME FROM VERY POWERFUL AND WEALTHY FAMILIES AND WE KNOW HOW TO TRACK DOWN FAGGOTS LIKE YOU AND DISPENSE OUR UNIQUE FORM OF JUSTICE ON YOU.

SO LAUGH IT UP, FUNNY BOYS...CUZ YOUR TIME ON THIS EARTH IS VERY, VERY SHORT!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 1:26pm
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.

She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" she asked. I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 5,2008 1:28pm
hahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2008 1:42pm
I scoff at your claim that your windows environment can even begin to compare to mine. I have thousands upon thousands of fonts, and my wallpaper is a massive 2GB at a whopping 14,000 dpi in glorious 128-bit color. My onscreen text is antialiased with the latest ClearType technology, and remains brilliantly legible even behind 10, nay, 20 transparent window panes. Clicking my Start button triggers a fanfare and a choir of haunting angelic voices as you stagger back in awe of my stunning 45,000 item Start Menu.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 1:46pm
Q-PRIME VIDEO PRODUCTION COMPANY IS LOOKING FOR ATTRACTIVE WOMEN FOR A ADULT FILM MOCKUMENTARY. THIS WILL BE A COMEDY ADULT FILM, YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO SHOW OFF YOUR ACTING TALENT ON TELEVISION. AND MAYBE USE THIS ACTING AS A CHANCE TO ENHANCE YOUR ACTING CAREER. PLEASE CALL ROBERT SANDERS AT Q-PRIME PRODUCTION COMPANY AT 414-793-5670.OR EMAIL ME AT BRUCRU61@HOTMAIL.COM



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 1:52pm
¡ʇɹoɥs ʎɹǝʌ 'ʎɹǝʌ sı ɥʇɹɐǝ sıɥʇ uo ǝɯıʇ ɹnoʎ znɔ˙˙˙sʎoq ʎuunɟ 'dn ʇı ɥƃnɐl os

˙noʎ uo ǝɔıʇsnɾ ɟo ɯɹoɟ ǝnbıun ɹno ǝsuǝdsıp puɐ noʎ ǝʞıl sʇoƃƃɐɟ uʍop ʞɔɐɹʇ oʇ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ǝʍ puɐ sǝılıɯɐɟ ʎɥʇlɐǝʍ puɐ lnɟɹǝʍod ʎɹǝʌ ɯoɹɟ ǝɯoɔ ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ sɹǝsol noʎ ʇǝl oʇ ɐǝpı pooƃ ɐ ǝq ʇɥƃıɯ ʇı ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ʇsnɾ ǝʍ

˙suıƃɹıʌ puɐ spɹǝu ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ɟo ɥɔunq ɐ ʎq pǝssɐɹɐɥ ƃuıǝq sı sʎoqǝɯoɥ ɹno ɟo ǝuo ʇɐɥʇ qnlɔ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ uʍop ƃuıʇɐlnɔɹıɔ sǝıɹoʇs ǝɯos uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ǝɹǝɥʇ



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2008 2:08pm
Punctuation marks that look like smiley faces express happiness on a new communication tool known as "Internet." The computer network is already being used by 15 million people worldwide to chat or do important research.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 5,2008 2:30pm
The only argument here is who is going to be President, and Vice President between Rich and DYA.



toggletoggle post by THE CHEF at Mar 5,2008 2:33pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
HEY FAGGOTS,

THERE HAVE BEEN SOME STORIES CIRCULATING DOWN AT THE CLUB THAT ONE OF OUR HOMEBOYS IS BEING HARASSED BY A BUNCH OF INTERNET NERDS AND VIRGINS.

WE JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO LET YOU LOSERS KNOW THAT WE COME FROM VERY POWERFUL AND WEALTHY FAMILIES AND WE KNOW HOW TO TRACK DOWN FAGGOTS LIKE YOU AND DISPENSE OUR UNIQUE FORM OF JUSTICE ON YOU.

SO LAUGH IT UP, FUNNY BOYS...CUZ YOUR TIME ON THIS EARTH IS VERY, VERY SHORT!


Nice try, Mr. Free Mason, now post those pics.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2008 2:41pm
girl you must be a sata2 hard drive because you are modestly increasing my pipe



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 5,2008 3:20pm
Butthead and I were watching this show, and this guy had his finger in his butt, and he kept saying...

sir, do you have an emergency?

oh, yeah, Butthead's choking. on chicken.

have you heimliched the victim?

have i licked his rectum?! no way!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 3:25pm
My name is Ziltoid. I´m a space invader. I´m a sarcastic and life-hating little bitch. Once I killed a panda bear. I also raped it´s cubs. I like coffee (black). I hate humans. My best friend is called Planet Smasher.

That´s all.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2008 3:26pm
girl did you install back orifice 2000 on me because you just caused my cd tray to eject



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 5,2008 3:27pm
one of them knocked me down and obliviously stuck his fingers in my ass. why do you let this go on?

hello?

GET OFF THE PHONE YOU STUPID ASS!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2008 3:30pm
I KNOW I JUST GOT HERE BUT YOU ARE ALL JUST THE COOLEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND TOTALLY JUST LIKE ME!! WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS FOREVER AND THEN I GET OPS



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 3:31pm
Hello. A short time ago people posted some links to videos of me. I never posted these videos and as a result, people made fun of me on your gay website. All i request is that the owner of this website apologize for the trouble he caused me, my parents saw the comments on my videos and i got in trouble. Please in the future refrain from posting the links to my videos and from commenting on them.

Sincerely Joseph Berube



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2008 3:35pm
uh oh. we had about:blank once. It KILLED our computer. i'm telling you, if your computer has that you are DEAD MEAT.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 3:40pm
STEAK DINNERS ARE DELICIOUS



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 3:50pm
If you want to understand white people, you need to understand indie music. As mentioned before, white people hate anything that’s “mainstream” and are desperate to find things that are more genuine, unique, and reflective of their experiences.

Fortunately, they have independent music.

A white person’s iPod (formerly CD collection) is not merely an assemblage of music that they enjoy. It is what defines them as a person. They are always on the look out for the latest hot band that no one has heard of so that one day, they can hit it just right and be into a band BEFORE they are featured in an Apple commercial. To a white person, being a fan of a band before they get popular is one of the most important things they can do with their life. They can hold it over their friends forever!

Indie music also produces a lot of concerts, for which white people can attend and meet other white people. It’s especially useful, since they are attending the same concert, they both like the artist and can easily strike up a conversation that will flow from band at the show->other bands they like->where they went to/go to school->where to get the best vegan food in town->agreement to meet at said restaurant for awkward date.

It is worth noting that white people are expected to stay current with music and go to concerts well into their 40s. Unlike at dance or hip hop clubs, there are few stigmas attached to being the “old guy at the club.”

But BE WARNED, talking about Indie Music with white people is perhaps the most dangerous subject you touch upon. One false move and you will lose their respect and admiration forever. Here are some general rules



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 3:51pm
If you want to understand black people, you need to understand rap music. As mentioned before, black people hate anything that’s “talented” and are desperate to find things that are more generic, watered down, and reflective of imaginary experiences of being “gangster”.

Fortunately, they have rap music.

A black person’s iPod (formerly 8 track collection) is not merely an assemblage of music that they enjoy. It is what defines them as a person. They are always on the look out for the latest hot rap group that everyone has heard of so that one day, they can hit it just right and be rollin’ gangsta just like a band BEFORE they are featured in a TRL countdown commercial. To a black person, being a fan of rap is one of the most important things they can do with their life. They can hold it over white people forever!

Rap music also produces a lot of concerts, for which black people can attend and meet other black people. It’s especially useful, since they are attending the same concert, they both like the artist and can easily strike up a conversation that will flow from band at the show->how hard they are->if dey be ridin’ dirty->where to get the best fried chicken in town->agreement to meet at said restaurant for awkward date of yelling and laughing too laugh.

It is worth noting that black people are expected to stay current with music and go to concerts well into their 40s. Unlike at dance or hip hop clubs, there are few stigmas attached to being the “old guy at the club.”

But BE WARNED, talking about Rap Music with black people is perhaps the most dangerous subject you touch upon. One false move and you will lose their respect and admiration forever. Here are some general rules



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Mar 5,2008 4:01pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
My name is Ziltoid. I´m a space invader. I´m a sarcastic and life-hating little bitch. Once I killed a panda bear. I also raped it´s cubs. I like coffee (black). I hate humans. My best friend is called Planet Smasher.

That´s all.


I'm so omniscient, if there was to be two omnisciences, I would be both! Prepare yourselves for the subjugation!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2008 4:04pm
WoW was cool until this. No MMO is cool when there are real wimminz playing them. All it means is some stupid fucking ditzy whore can play. Real men play MMO's that would drive a lesser mind to insanity. Real men play the MMO's that no one else dares to play for fear of being overwhelmed by the awesomeness. Real men play EVE, or Vanguard, or D&D, or Warhammer... games that require patience, thought, and skill. Games that are criticized for being "too hard" or "too complicated" or "too long". Games that make you want to pull your hair out or punch holes in your walls. When sexy bitches play your MMO, you are no better than those punk ass bitches wearing letter man jackets when they are 30 thinking they're hot shit. If you play WoW, you are when of them. One of those ass hats who still think iPods are the best MP3, who think Abercrombitch is high quality clothes, who think emo hair is sexy, and guitar queer-o or rock band is the best game ever. I have a message for you fags: An hero.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 4:12pm
WHO ARE THE BEST SPECIAL FORCES????

My guess: Pakistani SSG(soecial sevices group) ranks one of the best special forces in the world because of their hardest training,they are capable of fighting at 55c temperature to -45c temperature,as they proved themselves in siachin(world,s highest battlefield) and in thar desert one of the hotest areas in the world. Oh and I thin US army sucks^^.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2008 4:13pm
Furcism is just as bad a racism jackass, if you dont have anything intelligent to say shut the fuck up.... Obviously furry is in demand if the mod created a board for it, therefore he needs to fix the link, and you can just avoid it with your furcist ass. Geez im getting tired of lil pricks saying stupid shit. May a tiger eat your entrails.....



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 4:17pm
yes it's verry wrong QUICK AN HERO NOW BEFORE YOU START WALKING AROUND IN A FUR SIUT



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Mar 5,2008 4:19pm
ONLY DRAMA FILLED BLACKENED HATE IS TEH REAL



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 4:21pm
Listen up, mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Candlejack does NOT leave you a fucking HYPHEN (-).
All you fucking bitches need to fucki



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 4:22pm
Today was a day that will forever be the climax of my life, at this point, nothing could get any better. That little cunt is going to get it, him and his fucking family. They are all going to die. ALL OF THEM, NOT EVEN THE FUCKING CHILDREN.

You see, it started one day, and I was at the fresh young age of 12, the first day I ever saw him. He looked friendly at first, but little did I know that that exact day I had met the devil himself, just in a childish form. He asked for my name, and I said my name, which is Caleb. And almost as soon as he heard my name, he yelled out (let me tell you that this was inside of a school) "Hey, everybody! It's Caleb the Cunt-Sucker!" Everyone laughed, and laughed, and laughed. Even the teachers were laughing. It was degrading, it was down right.....damning. It continued thought the rest of my years in school, and I even went as far as almost committing suicide.

After I got out of school, I got a job at a local garage. It wasn't the cleanest, or well-paying of jobs, but it git me threw. I had to stay at home, I hardly had any money, let alone have money to pay for a house. One day, I was driving back home, and I saw him. And not only did he have a perfect house and a perfect car, he had a family. A picture-perfect family. I snapped that day, and when I got home, I started planning his downfall.

Now, today was the day, the day that I would for fill my dream of killing all of them. I will be back later to tell you the result. And I will finally tell the brutal death of those fucking maggots.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2008 4:24pm
girl, you must be gasoline because even though you're pricey, I'm still going to pump you in my van



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 4:25pm
Candlejack does not stop you from typing your whole sentence. If it did why would you have time to push enter and not the last letter too? Candlejack is a stupid meme and should die. I cant believe what is becoming of these boards. You probably expect me to do the thing where you leave out the last few letters even though I said candlejack is rubbish and you are absolutely wrong because this shit is stupi



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 4:29pm
Any Anons remember me? I've had a few popular threads throughout the past few weeks about my troubles with this girl. Well, she was ready to give up her virginity, but then cheated on me the night before. Even before her everything in my life was just a shitty catastrophe. I am truly ready to an hero.

I am 16 (inb4 underage b&), don't have a gun, don't plan on jumping or any shit like that. I want it to be somewhat peaceful after. What's the easiest way? Also, what's a good way to let her know she fucked up my life? I'm currently dumping all of the pictures I have of her. No computer nudes, sorry. She thinks she's fat and would never take pictures, and would only do shit in the dark. I wouldn't say they are fully clothed though.

Please respond.



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Mar 5,2008 4:32pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
an hero.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 4:36pm
The Plan:
Some time during the 1970s, the Church of Scientology decided that they'd had enough. Their religion about magic space aliens in a volcano wasn't getting the same respect as the religion about the magic bearded man whose dad made us all out of mud 6,000 years ago. Instead of converting to a slightly less silly religion, they did what any of us would have done and decided to destroy every single document that made their religion look bad, presumably including a trip into the future to destroy every copy of Battlefield Earth.

How did that work out?
Disturbingly well, at least for a little while. Apparently, the Church of Scientology managed to perform the largest infiltration of the United States government in history. Ever. With all the people who have wanted to get their dirty little hands on incriminating records, the United States of America was finally duped by the people who came up with Dianetics. So those billions of dollars we put into national security annually are clearly well spent.

Anyway, somewhere around 5,000 of Scientology's crack commandos wiretapped and burglarized various agencies. They stole hundreds of documents, mainly from the IRS. No critic was spared, and in the end, 136 organizations, agencies and foreign embassies were infiltrated.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 4:38pm
First, I'd begin by kissing you gently on your lips, and build up the mood. By the time you're getting more aggressive from waiting, I'd pull back and gently kiss you on the neck, then your chest, then slowly downward. I'd linger around your breasts and lick your nipples, while starting to gently rub your cunt so it gets nice and wet. I'd work my way lower and lower on you, going slower the farther I get, until finally I'd be eating you out and you'd be moaning from pleasure. I'd spread your cunt lips aside to expose your clit for maximum pleasure, and then after a few minutes, I'd slip one, then two, then three fingers into your cunt and start hitting your g-spot. I'd keep that up until you're just about to orgasm, then stop, pull away, then go back up and kiss you again. I'd lightly push you down and you'd go down on me, take off my pants, and then suck on my PENIS until I'm fired up and ready to give it to you. At that point, I'd pull you back up, kiss you passionately as I roll on top of you, and proceed to fuck you consensually in the missionary position. After you come once from that, I'd flip you over and do you from behind, doggy-style. After a few minutes of that, I'd get the lube, oil up your ass, and slip it in, upon which you'd moan like a raging Gnu. I'd pull out and blow my load all over your face, then we'd snuggle naked until morning.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 4:42pm
OH HI THERE

My name is Marlena Cervantes and I am unspeakably cruel to dogs and cats.

My phone number is:
302 351 4008 then press 101 when it connects

Let me know what you think about me on my voicemail, and if I answer be sure to be polite to me.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2008 4:46pm
ITT: first time you got in a fight
it was about first or second grade and i was pretty small for my age and there was this bully in my grade that would pick on me incessantly almost every day. being that my dad grew up in south central he was constatly telling me to hit the kid back. finally one day when we were both in detention i threw him over the desk and the most amazing thing happened, he pulled my pants down and started blowing me, and now I can talk to animals. It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 4:51pm
Are there any vampires on /b/?

I mean real, true vampires. I am.

I had my awakening when I was 17. After a night of hanging out with some friends, I was visited by a vampire. He called himself Triumverus Caer. He came in through my bedroom window and spoke to me about his ability and his council.

He placed his hands upon my chest and I soon felt very cold. I dropped to my knees and looked up to him. He grabbed me by my neck and sunk his beautiful fangs into it. Oh, the feeling of such power coursing through my veins was almost orgasmic, I passed out from the pleasure.

When I awoke, there was a small scroll on the floor infront of my body. I sat up slowly, my whole body was dead cold. When i reached out for it and read it. I understood it completly. This is strange because it was written in Latin. It told me about my newfound powers.

What are my powers you ask? I have the ability to withdraw the energy from your body. A psychic vampire. This kind of vampire is special because I can still go out in the sun and have a normal functioning life. I feed off energy instead of blood.

So, here I am now, I've had my powers for little over 3 years. They're great. I'm in very high respect of the elders and I've become a sire to a few of my own underlings.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Mar 5,2008 4:54pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 5,2008 4:56pm
one time i found a bum passed out. i thought it would be one hell of a gag to take him and put him in my roomates bed with him so i did. he woke up to the shock of a naked bum and couldnt stand the thought of what might have happend that night. he then killed himself before i could enjoy my little practical joke



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Mar 5,2008 5:22pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
quick to the point
to the point no faking.


cookin MCs like a pound of bacon.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 5:25pm
May 2008. T-Minus 2 month until human kind is exterminated. As some you know, the LHC will have the capability to create a micro black hole, also called a quantum mechanical black hole and inevitably a mini black hole, is simply a tiny black hole for which quantum mechanical effects play an important role. Black holes swallow EVERYTHING up, including fucking galaxies. /b/ what if this mini black hole just grows and grows but at a slow enough rate for the world to panic for a few days? What would you do? A Barrel Roll? Loot? Murder people? Download CP? two Barrel Rolls? I for one would rape, rape, and rape as many girls aged 14-17 you?



toggletoggle post by theaccursedvokillist  at Mar 5,2008 5:27pm



toggletoggle post by Jesus H. Christ at Mar 5,2008 5:29pm
Everyone would finally start fucking acknowledging my existence and asking for forgiveness like a motherfucker.



toggletoggle post by Jesus H. Christ at Mar 5,2008 5:30pm
Then when they see me and find out I'm black, they'll go worship someone else.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 5,2008 5:34pm
GUYS, WHERE ARE YOU MEASURING FROM?!

if i measure at the side, its bigger than at the top.
same for bottom, obv.

what does flaccidity have to do with size? my dick changes size based on the temp, all the time.....

TL;DR: how does i measure?



toggletoggle post by The Chef at Mar 6,2008 11:53am
this thread is nothing wihtout pics of this fucking whore , so please someone post em.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 11:56am
For those who doubt the authenticity of these facts, note that I have a doctorate in the Social Sciences from the University of Phoenix online, and I have over thirty volumes on the subject in print via on-demand internet publishing. Good day.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 11:58am
I've got a question for the Amerifags?

How come you're fighting a war against sand niggers and so far they've managed to blow up two massive towers and a shitload of people and you've only killed a few dozen civillians.

They've got stones and sticks and you've got javelins and still you're getting beat by people who live in caves.

Nice job america, why not come and ask Europe to help and we'll show you how it's really done.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 12:02pm
Sometimes I take the warm Batterys out of my Radio and hold them tightly in my hands... they feel like real humanhands...
and then I close my eyes and imagine a girl who lays next to me and holds my hands and... and likes me.
I close my eyes till the batterys are cold and remind my of my loneliness. I am afraid to open my eyes then, becouse I know nobody is laying next to me... :-(



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 12:08pm
Hey, Eurofags you can dance around and sing your oompla loompa songs and call it "culture", but 364 days out of the year you listen to OUR music, eat OUR Food, and watch OUR movies. There's a reason why English is the universal language and why all pilots have to speak it -- because of America. As soon as we bailed you out of WW2 we took our place as the supreme country. So keep on doing what you are doing and we will try to make you feel like you're important.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 12:09pm
girl u must be an NES cartridge because i will blow on your slot until you start functioning



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 12:15pm
A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD? A PIG IS GOOD?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 12:17pm
Did I hear you right, did I hear you sayin'
That you're gonna make a copy of a game without payin'?
Come on, guys, I thought you knew better don't copy that floppy!
[Don't don't don't don't...]

(Wait a minute. Who are you, anyway?
Yeah. And what are you doing on my computer?)

I'm your MC Double Def DP
That's the Disk Protector for you and the posse
That's your artists, writers, designers and pro-grammers
They pump up the images for games and gramma's that lets you learn, but also play
The games you came here for today
Now I know you love the game and that's alright to do
Because the posse who make them, they love them too
But if you start stealing, there's no more they can do

(But I just wanted to make one copy!)

You say 'I'll just make a copy, for me and a friend'
Then he'll make one and she'll make one and where will it end?
One leads to another then ten, then more,
And no one buys anything from the store
So no one gets paid and they can't make more
The posse breaks up and they close the door
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy!

So let me break this down for you
D-D-Do-Do-Don't

No Carmen Sandiego, no more Oregon Trail
Tetris and the others, they're all gonna fail
Not because we want it but because you're just takin' it
Dis-res-pec-tin' all the folks who are ma-kin' it
The more you take, the less there will be
The disks become fewer, the games fall away
The screen starts to tweak, and then it will fade
Programs fall through a black hole in space
The computer world becomes bleak and stark
Loses its life and the screen goes dark

[Welcome to the end of the computer age... mwahahahaha..]

But I'm much too strong and you're much too smart
To let that happen to your chances to explore
Parts of the new age just behind the door of your minds
You're the posse of the future and you hold in your brains what's never thought before
And in time, you'll see just so much more
That's why I'm here and that's what I'm fighting for
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy!

Now let me introduce you, to some of the teams
That will explain a little more about what I mean!

[D-D-Do-Do-Don't...Don't copy that floppy!]

You see, on these disks we have frozen in time
The creativity of someone's mind
Do you think, that because, with a flick of a key
You can copy that game, that the work is free
This creativity, we protect it by law
We value so highly, what the mind's eye saw
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy!

[D-D-Do-Do-Don't...Don't copy.. Don't copy that floppy!]

To do the right thing, it's really simple for you
The copyright law, it will tell you what to do
Buy one, for every computer you use
Anything else is like going to the store
Taking the disk, and walking out the door
It's called thiefin', stealin', taking what's not yours
Is that really where you want your life to go?
Think about it, I don't think so.
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy!

Now you see a game you like and you really want to try it
Don't copy that floppy, just go to the store and buy it
Think of it this way, okay?
When you're buy a disk, you're sayin' to the team
You respect what you do and what you're workin' for
We'll keep up our support so you can make up some more
We'll do the right thing and the future will be clear
There will be new programs here at the end
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy!

Now you know how the games and the programs are made
And what you do to make sure that they're not gonna fade
The bottom line is it's all up to you
There's nothing more that I can do
The goals in your court, dribble, shoot, or pass
I'm sure you'll make your decision with class
[Don't copy that floppy]

See ya, I'm outta here.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 12:19pm
Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand

I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me

Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't comin' back

Burn the land and boil the sea



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 6,2008 12:22pm
I am going to take a tour of the south and sniff
roller coaster seats



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 12:24pm
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 12:28pm
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the 'mp3' program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as 'telnet', which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 12:30pm
I'm David, I have a big pen­­­­­is and my interests are butts­­­­­ex and vag­­­­­inas.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 12:32pm
girl you must be real networks because i cannot get at your media without installing this ridiculous software



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 12:34pm
This damned thing won't shut up and leave me alone. Keeps asking all sorts of retarded questions. "What's that? Oooh, what's that? Do you smell something burning? Hey, that thing has numbers on it."
It's just sitting there, on the floor, staring up at me, going on and on and on.
I'd put on my headphones to try and ignore it, which was working pretty well, until I thought I heard it say "Nigger."
I lifted my headphones, spun in my chair, and said "What the hell did you just say?!"
(It was annoying as hell but it hadn't said anything nasty up until then).
It twitched a little, and then asked, "Why do spics hate niggers?"

Well, I didn't know what to say. I'm assuming it tapped into my wireless internet and found out that Hillary beat Obama a couple days ago in the primaries, and also read why people think that happened.
But as to the specific question, I don't know.
As a brown-haired, blue-eyed white boy, I have no idea what, if anything, Hispanics have against African-Americans.
But this god damned thing won't shut up about it and I'm scared to death the black people next door are going to hear it and call the cops or sue me or something.

Also, never buy crap at a research lab fire sale, no matter how cool you think it'll look sitting on your desk.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 12:42pm
While many parents are digging deep and forgoing luxuries in order to buy their children the newest videogame console, I've decided to build my own interactive entertainment device for my children. It's a desk with a copy of the holy bible on it. I call it the "Praystation 3"



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 12:45pm
For years, it has taunted me. I fucking hate him and WANT HIM TO DIE. I can still hear it in the back of my head.

"I DON'T WANT BOOSTER I WANT TURBOMAN!!!"
"WE HATE YOU BOOSTER!"



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 12:50pm
Turn ons include: Star trek TNG slasher fanfics (_NO_ rikker) and fabricating an intricate web of self delusion. Turn offs include the word "Kawaii" and the rancid smell of my own festering ass-crack.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 12:51pm
Strange as it may seem, glass is a liquid. How can this be? It is surely a brittle transparent solid? But no, as surely as a dolphin is not a fish, glass is not solid but liquid. To understand this, it's important to see that liquids aren't all the same as each other. (But hang on a bit, this can't be right, can it? Note: Please read the whole page before passing comment on this!) Water, the obvious typical liquid which others are compared against, isn't the same as liquid nitrogen or liquid metal mercury. More notably in the strange business about glass, syrup and treacle are notably different to water. It's much more difficult to stir treacle. This property of being difficult to stir is known scientifically as Viscosity. Some liquids have a very high viscosity and flow so slowly that by the time a can of liquid falls over there is time to pick it up before it spills! The ultimate example of a high viscosity liquid is glass. The viscosity of glass is so high that even though it's a liquid it looks like a solid. But if you could see glass from the comfy seat of a time machine, you'd see glass flow like syrup.

If this seems too strange to be true, take a look at reflections in window panes and glass on framed paintings that are very old. Glass that's a hundred years old is rippled. Two hundred year old glass has a distinctively undulating surface. You can use this knowledge to tell how old some antiques are, and how old the glass in the windows are on some buildings.

Taken to its extreme, if you had a large cup made of stone which could be left undisturbed, if you put pieces of smashed glass into the cup and left it there, if you could come back in a million years, you'd find the glass had flowed and taken a form like ice frozen from liquid water.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 12:54pm
Blah the hell with it i cants bleh well like my damn brother sent my love poem 4 a website i was going to email too but he sent it to everyone in my adressbook ahhhhhhh lmao but like ummm i dont want my friends to see it because it say i like 1 of them blah not there name at least but like one of them and like the poem gives hints i hate my brother he shall die DIE IN PAIN THAT COMES FROM MY HATRED OF HELL AND DIE FROM THE THE FUN OF KILLING IN MY HEART HELL YAEH I WANNA PERSONLY KILL HIM AND I WANNA BE A VAMPIRE/KITTY DEMON OH YAH THATS THE THING I WISH 4 BUT NO NON ON ON ON ON O N ON ON ON O N ON NON ONO NO NONO NONO NONO NO NO NO NNON ON PJGHJFLNBJGFLJG GEBERISH I LOVE THAT WORD AND LIKE UMMMMMMMMMMM THE GIRL I LIKE IS BLEH I CANT HOLD IN MY LOVE 4 HER ANY MORE Y Y Y AM I TEMPTED TO RUIN 2 FRIENDSHIPS JUST SO I CAN TELL MY LOVE TO HER YYYYYYYYY ITS ******* BLEH WHY AM I TORTURED

WELL LIKE MY HEART IS TEARING BECAUSE LIKE MY FRIEND NOW LIKES HER AND SHE JUST BROKE UP WITH HER EX TO GO WITH HIM BLEH WHAT SHOULD I DO LALALALALALLAALLALALALAL AHHH THE AGENY Y Y Y Y Y Y OK ILL TRY WAIT NOONONONONO BLAH WAT IF SHE DOESNT LIKE ME AND LIKE SHE TELLS HER FRIENDS WICH R MY FRIENDS I WILL FEEL VERY EMBARRASED AND LIKE WILL MY FRIEND BE MAD CAN U HELP (SHOULD I TELL HER AND GAIN A G-FRIEND OR OOSE 2 FRIENDS MAY-B MORE) OROROROROR(SHOULD I FORGET ABOUT MY FEELINGS AND BURN THEM SO MY HEART IS EMPTY)

IDK U TELL ME

my dear love $$$$$$



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 12:55pm
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 12:59pm
girl you must be Frogger because I would cross rush hour traffic and cascading rivers in order to hop in your hole 6 times in a row



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 1:00pm
Would you blow on my penny whistle plox?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 1:04pm
RON PAUL. THE REAL FUCKEN JOHN IS HERE.

I am sick of you FUCKING BITCHES calling my house every night at 3am asking for "BATTLETOADS" and sayin' the STUPID FRESH PRINCE THING. The thing is, I really do hate you fat losers who have to make up stupid lies in order to feel good about themselves, you’re all right about that. Why don’t you just try washing your face and changing your flannel shirt once in awhile and maybe you wont keep getting your IRL ass kicked by guys like me and bean called “faggot” by girls like this (my bitch).

So fuck you all for putting words in my mouth, I know I’m not perfect yet, but I’m on my way. Go back to watching star trek and playing Mario or some stupid shit, I’ll be at the beach getting HIT ON by chicks that you couldn’t even imagine let alone meet in real life.

Stop posting my picture.

- John



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 1:05pm
FUCK YOU YA FUCKING JEWBAG. SUCK MY FAT WHITE DICK YOU GENETICALLY INFERIOR NIGGER APE.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 1:12pm
Plasma's a Faggot

Sup, /b/. Here's my whole take on this "car accident" bullshit going on at 711chan.

At about 12:00AM Plasma started to consume beer. He drank about 9001. Eventually, he decided to go for a drive, and entered his car. He turned on the car, and popped Dragonforce's "Inhuman Rampage" into the CD player. Because he does this, his car starts to glow red with rage and so does he. Possessed by the awesome that is DragonForce he began to ram cars. He plowed through about 15.

He undressed himself whilst driving, and climbed onto the roof of his car. At about 1:30 AM he hit another car, ejecting himself off of his own. He landed on a very soft bed of hay. (He was near a farm.) He looked himself over, and appeared to be fine. Then he started walking home.

At approximately 1:43 AM he noticed he had a small scratch on his left arm. Being the giant douche-bag pansy he is, he cried. He cried for 7 minutes. Some middle-aged house wife called the cops, and he was taken to the hospital, where he was diagnosed with extreme injuries until they found out that he was just being a faggot.

At about 2:01 AM, the doctors beat the crap out of him to, "man him up". He made up the entire story, as seen on the front page, to make himself seem manlier.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 1:14pm
hai /b/!! So sorry about my earlier rudeness!! Disregard me, as I suck cocks!! Pip Pip and all that, eh?

Talyho!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 1:18pm
Moses and Robocop sat in Moses’ room in the 2 bedroom apartment they owned. The scratched up hardwood floor was uncomfortable, but it served as a great playing surface for their ongoing Dungeons and Dragons campaign. The walls were decorated with cheap avocado wallpaper covered in water stains, and the ceiling leaked whenever it rained. Robocop had tried to cover the leaky spots multiple times, but it was to no avail. It wasn’t a very nice home, but it was a home nonetheless. Moses picked up the 20 sided die that served for hours of entertainment and shook it around in his hand. He cast the die onto the floor and watched it roll to a stop.
“I ROLLED A 20! THAT MEANS I DEAL CRITICAL DAMAGE!” yelled Moses.
Robocop looked slightly annoyed “I think I know what rolling a 20 means Moses”
Moses shrugged “You know what Robocop, just because you aren’t a level 98 Orcish Warlord with +25 weapon damage on his Silver Great axe of Penultimate Destruction; doesn’t mean you can rain on my parade.”
“Ha!” Chortled Robocop. “Like your great axe could even FAZE my Mithril Armor of the Great War Gods with a +18 defense bonus”
“While it may be true that your armor would reduce a lot of my damage, you have neglected the fact that I have SUNDER ARMOR!”
“Alright Moses, I’m sick of your condescending attitude. There’s only one way to solve this problem. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!”
“I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE ROBOCOP! LET US BATTLE TO THE DEATH!” screamed Moses
“Whoa, whoa, whoa Moses. Let’s not get irrational here…if we battle to the death, that would be the end of our Dungeons and Dragons campaign. I propose that we instead battle to 1 health point”



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 6,2008 1:18pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
For years, it has taunted me. I fucking hate him and WANT HIM TO DIE. I can still hear it in the back of my head.

"I DON'T WANT BOOSTER I WANT TURBOMAN!!!"
"WE HATE YOU BOOSTER!"
hahahahaha, amazing



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 1:20pm
you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic you've seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for "not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

We are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explanations. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citizen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

There are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.

This is 4chan, this is /b/



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 1:21pm
When the rain came down it came down hard. It came down like a thousand thousand comets from the great beyond which is death. Death like none have ever witnessed, or will witness, as this is the end of man. The end of man brought about by rain that falls like a thousand thousand comets from the skies over the heads of the franks. Frankfurters for all. All these god damn hippie sons of bitches teaching their math formulas to underage pageant winners. But Bacharach does not know the alphabet forwards, only backwards. Then he plays it on the piano to the stars while the rain falls like a thousand thousand comets from the moon's eyeholes, where in crawl a thousand thousand worms who cry "LIBERTADO PARA LAS CABEZAS!" while their arms flail joyously with gargantuan hugity. "LET THE MANBEAST INTO THE CAGE AND BREATHE ITS DUSTY FUMES!" and other such battlecries were not uncommonly heard thorughout the galaxy and the skies which pour rain from themselves like a thousand thousand comets whose trails are really rainbows with elephantoms living between the lines of the color spectrathon. If life had a color it would be you.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 1:22pm
Its my money and I need it POW!



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 1:23pm
"BRANG OUT THE COLAGEN!" and they did and there was much rejoicing. The lips were fattened and wrapped around themselves until resembling some sort of cactus with lips. Things were carried in on golden plates with bronze covers and we can only assume that whwat's between them is silver.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 1:24pm
Tomorrow is Friday and I'm going up to my girlfriend's house because I avoided her last weekend to get high, and she's bleeding out of her VAGINA.



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 1:27pm
Hey this is fun said the kid outside my window and I though no it's not you're just an asshole but apparently I can think out loud and he heard it and told me to go fuck myself so i thought out loud again and this time it was a curse to bring him a plague of unnecessary proportions that would fill his house and his mother's lungs 'til they died gloriously and floated down river to my drinking fountain where i would drink their souls through a straw because i don't trust public drinking fountains. it should be private it has my name on it but illiterate motherfuckers cant read.



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 1:31pm
Vaginas don't bleed though they just cry uteral linings out of their semen ducts. The fallopian tube is the largest living invertebrate, though sadly, it's population is dwindling and scientists fear it will be extinct by the year 2018. More on this as it develops. Now we turn to our senior neuroscientist Dr Hornswaggle with the weather, Doctor? Thanks Henry, it looks like we're in for a helluva winter, hahaha those on the eastern coast of the upper northwest coast of the border of Maine and Canada should keep an eye out for Haley's Comet, as it will be striking their houses and eating their young thusly. Back to you Henry. THANKS FOR NOTHING HORNSWAGGLE.



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toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 1:35pm
What was this thread about again? Ah yes, someone fucked someone who has also fucked someone else who thought she was a dude but turned out notsomuch. Maybe get some more plant for your faces? No that's the easy way out just head to the store at the corner and get yerselves some money from the atm so you can go to the GOOD store where the healthy folk buy their crap and get yerselves some tylenol cause you may need it when you wake up and realize the internet is bigger than you.



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 1:37pm
Does this make me look phat? I hope you don't mind me joining in on the nonsense-a-thon.



toggletoggle post by Sailor at Mar 6,2008 1:38pm
kadooganism said[orig][quote]
What was this thread about again? .


Basically in a nutshell there's this whore who's bangin everyone, and out of respect no one wants to publically post the pics, yet everyones PMing them back and forth to each other like trading cards.



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 1:40pm
WHERE MAH PMS

Wait I forgot my password so I can't log in anywho. LET THE FESTIVITIES COMMENCE.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 1:40pm
HOME DEPOT SCAM, BEWARE!!!

A "heads up" for you and any friends you have who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Jan 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 1:44pm
Dear Hungover In Venezuela,
What it sounds like YOU need is a new room mate. Anyone who would wake you up with a teaspoon in your rear end is a bad friend. Maybe try to set up a trap in your doorway? Something along the lines of a bear trap, but with less amputation and more bathing. Let me know how this all turns out, as I am in desperate need of a new book idea.
- Dr. Horatio Hornswaggle



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 1:45pm
If you got a problem with Syphilis than bring it on cause we bring the fiyah we spit hot fiyah



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 1:53pm
I thought gmail was, like, gangsta mail. I signed up expecting to get g'd up with bitches, gangstas and guns but it's just an email service.



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 1:54pm
That's ok I thought HotMail would burn my hands but it turns out it just sucks.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 1:57pm
fuck with me and i'll instant message you with text size 25



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 2:01pm
Dude I'm sorry I was just messing around, here, take your keys back.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 2:08pm
I eat exclusively from the following list of 12 foods: Almonds/nuts, Berries, Oats/whole grain cereal, vegetables (especially green leafy), Beans and Legumes, Nonfat Dairy products, Eggs, Lean Meats (especially turkey), peanut butter, olive oil, Whey protein, and Whole Grain Bread (which falls under oats/cereals). My colon is immaculate, and my bowel movements are enormous, dense, and dry as a biscuit.



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 2:10pm
I eat exclusively from the dense dry biscuit aisle at Market Basket.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 2:20pm
Pepsi generation refers to the generation of free radicals in your system when you imbibe this caustic brew. Parents, if you have any regard for the health of your children, do not allow them to drink this devil beverage which promotes among other ills: skateboarding, loud music, drug (caffine) use, disrespect to elders, race mixing and in general, the kind of eXtreme living expressly forbid by the our lord and savior, Mohammed in the holy Korang. (PBUH)



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 2:31pm
Only when the seas were parted did the salt rise to season our food stuffs, and only then were lunches delectable. But they were not detectable, as our radar showed no signs of tasty blips on the horizon.



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 2:36pm
If you measure the distance from your kneecaps to where your unibrow forms and double it, it equals your precise birthweight if you were born on the moon.

Also, the color teal is the source of all vegetation pre-Mesozoic era



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 2:46pm



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Believer is far more EVIL than a False God, for Google
cut back my Site from 34,000,000 to 4,000,000 in 1 night
for the above Statement. 1 Day1God exists only as Evil.
I thought Google was free of such evil bias, predjudice
and shenanigans that block real truth from being known.
Once before, Google cut back my site from 89,000,000 to
34,000,000 in a single act for something I said, that/s Evil
Google is ONENESS EVIL as I
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simultaneous 24 hour Days
that occur within a single
4 corner rotation of Earth.
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BURN THE DAMN EVIL ONE BIBLE
BEFORE IT DESTROYS HUMANITY -
COMPOSED OF BINARY ANTIPODES.
GOD BELIEVERS MUST CEASE ALL
SEX WITH OPPOSITES AND CREATE
BABIES FROM DIRT - LIKE GOD DID.
DAMMIT, IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE
EVIL ONE, THEN LIVE AS EVIL ONE,
AND EXPECT TO DIE AS AN EVIL ONE.
CREATION OCCURS BETWEEN BINARY
ANTIPODES - OR PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
NO GOD EQUALS SUN / EARTH BINARY -
MASCULINE SUN AND FEMININE EARTH.

You are educated stupid - an evil ANDROID,
your opposite brain destroyed by Evil ONE.
ONE - DOES NOT CREATE, NOT EVEN A GOD.
I HAVE CUBIC WISDOM THAT TRANSCENDS AND
CONTRADICTS ONE DAY GODS - FOR I HAVE CREATED 4 SIMULTANEOUS CORNER 1st DAYS IN 1 EARTH ROTATION,
AND THE TRUTH OF 4 CORNER 1st DAYS WILL DESTROY
ALL RELIGIONS AND FALSE GODS WE WORSHIP TODAY.
IF YOU CAN'T TEAR AND BURN THE EVIL BIBLE, THEN
YOUR MIND IS BIAS, PREJUDICED AND UNFIT TO VOICE
YOUR OPINION ON A SINGLE CONTROVERSY. THE BIBLE
GOD ALREADY EXISTED IN THE HUMAN FORM THAT
HE CLAIMED ADAM AND EVE WERE THE ORIGINALS
OF. THERE WAS EVEN A NEARBY TOWN CALLED NOD-
A "NATION OF WOMEN" (KINDA LIKE USA) FROM
WHERE CAIN GOT HIS WIFE. ADAM AND EVE IS A LIE.
REMEMBER THAT THE FAKE GOD CLAIMED TO CREATE
A 1ST DAY AND I HAVE CREATED 4-1ST DAY ROTATION.
ONE IS A DEMONIC RELIGIOUS LIE
taught by stupid and evil Educators, who
should be whipped for Evil ONEism against
children and Nature's 4 Corner Creation.
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Until you can tear and burn the bible to
escape the EVIL ONE, it will be impossible
for your educated stupid brain to know that
4 different corner harmonic 24 hour Days
rotate simultaneously within a single 4
quadrant rotation of a squared equator
and cubed Earth. The Solar system, the
Universe, the Earth and all humans are
composed of + 0 - antipodes, and equal
to nothing if added as a ONE or Entity.
All Creation occurs between Opposites.
Academic ONEism destroys +0- brain.
If you would acknowledge
simple existing math proof
that 4 harmonic corner days
rotate simultaneously around
squared equator and cubed
Earth, proving 4 Days, Not
1Day,1Self,1Earth or 1God
that exists only as anti-side.
This page you see - cannot
exist without its anti-side
existence, as +0- antipodes.
Add +0- as One = nothing.
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Seek Awesome Lectures,
MY WISDOM DEBUNKS GODS OF
ALL RELIGIONS AND ACADEMIA.

We have a Major Problem,
Creation is Cubic Opposites,
2 Major Corners & 2 Minor.
Mom/Dad & Son/Daughter,
NOT taught Evil ONEism,
which VOIDS Families.
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Seek Wisdom of Cubic Life
Intelligence - or you die evil.
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Evil God Believers refuse to
acknowledge 4 corner Days
rotating simultaneously around
4 quadrant created Earth -
in only 1 rotation, voiding the
Oneism Evil 1 Day 1 God.
You worship Satanic impostor
guised by educators as 1 god.

No 1 God equals 4 - 24 hour
Days Rotating Simultaneously
within 1- 24 hour Rotation of
4 quadrant created Earth.
Ignoring 4 Corner Earth Days
will Destroy Evil Humanity.
I am organizing Children to
join "Cubic Army of 4 Days"
to convert Evil 1 Day Adults
to 4 Day mentality existence,
to serve perpetual humanity.

"Nothing on Earth more Evil
than a human educated as 1,
when composed of opposites
that cancel out as an entity."
In fact, man is the only 1 Evil,
and will soon erase himself by
ignoring Cubic 4 Day Creation.
If a Man cannot tear a page
from the bible and burn it -
then he cannot be a scientist,
or participate in Symposium -
to measure Cubing of Earth
with Cubic intelligence wiser
than any man or god known.
Educators have destroyed the
human analytical brain to a
single perspective, in spite of
all creation within Universe
being based upon opposites,
binaries & antipodes, including
Sun/Earth binary relative to the human male/female binary. No
ancient insignificant dead 1 Jew
godism can match or exceed the
enormonity of the Sun/Earth
Binary. His heart is not big
enough for sharing with the
vastness of created opposites.
1 has no heart beat or breath,
constituting death of opposites.
God in Human form has human limits as body controls activity.
You are taught Evil, You act
Evil, You are the Evil on Earth.
Only your comprehending the
Divinity of Cubic Creation will
your soul be saved from your
created hell on Earth - induced
by your ignoring the existing
4 corner harmonic simultaneous
4 Days rotating in a single cycle
of the Earth sphere. Religious/
Academic Pedants cannot allow
4 Days that contradict 1Day 1God.
Educators destroy your brain,
but you don't know, so why care?

Creation ocurrs via opposites,
but Religious/Academia pedants
suppress it teaching Satanic One.

After 30 years of research, I now
possess the Order of Harmonic
Antipodal Cubic Divinity Life -
too large for physical form, but
Binary Spirit of the masculinity
Sun & feminity Earth Antipodes.
ONEism is demonic Death Math.
I have so much to teach you, but
you ignore me you evil asses.
You will recognize 4 corner Days
or incur Easter Island Ending.

Never a Genius knew Math
to achieve my Cubic Wisdom.
Cubic thought Reigns as the
Highest Intelligence possible
on the planet Earth. One 96
hour rotating Cube within a
single rotation of Earth - is a
SuperNatural Transcendence.
Bible and Science falsify 1
corner day for the Cubic 4
corner Days rotating daily.
A single god is not possible
in our 4 Day Cubic Science,
that equates Cubic Divinity.
Everybody is both stupid and
evil for ignoring the 4 days.
Cube Divinity transcends all
knowledge, Humans can't
escape 4 corner Cubic Life.
Fools worship mechanics of
language - while they wallow
in fictitious & deceitful word.
Exact science based on Cubics,
not on theories. Wisdom is
Cubic testing of knowledge.
Academia is progression of
Ignorance. No god equals
Simultaneous 4 Day Creation.
Humans ignore their 4 corner
stages of life metamorphosis.
This site is a collection of data
for a coming book - peruse it.
No human has 2 hands as they
are opposites, like plus and
minus, that cancel as entity.
Academia destroys your brain,
your ability to think opposite.
The eyes of the flounder fish
were relocated, why were yours relocated? Your opposite eyes
were moved to 1 corner to overlay
for single perspective, but that
corrupts your Opposite Brain.
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KNOW CUBE, OR HELL.
Education and Religion
severely diminishes your
intelligence and mentality,
instituting ONEness Evil,
You are educated stupid -
and you have no inkling to
just how EVIL you think.

Seek in haste to attend a
lecture by Dr. Gene Ray,
Cubic and Wisest Human -
His Wisdom is Awesome.
*************************************
For Cumming, GA 30041 Lecture,
email: oray612959@earthlink.net
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Both Cubic Thinkers and SnotBrains were
born with opposite brains, capable of math
analysis to know most everything. The
Religious/Academic Oneness Brotherhood
destroys the Brain's ability to think opposite
of singularity trash taught. Such reduced
Brain intelligence begets the student a
tag of SnotBrain android - encapable of
comprehending absolute proof of 4 Days
rotating simultaneously within a single
rotation of Earth. Cubics comprehend it.
You are a Cubic Thinker, or SnotBrain.
You SnotBrains will know
hell for ignoring TimeCube.
I do not promote or suggest
anyone killing you, but you
are unfit to live on Earth.
Binary Life Force is more
Powerful than ONE God -
especially the ole dead Jew,
for which you've denounced
your own mother and father.
1 side brain can't reason
without the opposite side.
Americans are so dumb,
educated stupid and evil,
they have snot for brain.
Believers have snot brain.
Educated have snot brain.
God worship only needs
a snot brain, but it takes
Opposite Brain Analysis
to know Harmonic Life.
The masculinity Sun and
femininity Earth - form
a Binary of Harmonic
Opposites at Center of
Universe - Greater than
either Sun or the Earth,
debunking all fictitious
Oneism Gods taught by
religious/academic Word
Animals. The invention of
fictitious WORD inflicts
humans as Word Animals
- the dumbest and most
Educated stupid and Evil
animal to inhabit Earth
and the Universe. Watch
for Giant Erasor as there
is a great danger of the
human Word Animal being
self-erased. You cannot
comprehend the actual 4 simultaneous days in single
rotation of Earth, as 1 day
1 God ONEism blocks the
ability to think opposite of
the ONEism crap taught.
Education destroys brain.

Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human
**********************************

Gene Ray interview by Lionel on Air America Radio,
The Lionel Show - 10am, Friday, August 3, 2007

Creation is the Harmonics of Opposites -
Opposites are the Harmonics of Creation.
God entity is queer sex, or no opposite sex.
God Oners must ban all sex with Opposites.
Trinity of males degrade female opposites.
Sex okay for atheist, but not God Oneists.
Opposite hemispheres equate planets to a
Giant Brain, that has 4 faces, but no limbs.
Adults create baby, baby evolves to adult.
No 1 God can create a planet of opposites,
which equate to a zero value existence, and
cancels to nothing as an entity in death.
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"Cubic Time" - Cubes
Earth, Life and Truth
TIME CUBE (corner = vertical edge)
Word God is Bad Math
MATH SHOWN HERE IS
FAR SUPERIOR TO GOD
AND CHRISTIANITY. USE
IT TO SAVE HUMANITY.
Earth has 4 days simultaneously each rotation. You erroneously measure time from 1 corner. Earth body 4 corner time equals 4 leg mobility. Your ignorance of Harmonic Cube is demonic.
Dr Gene Ray is the
Greatest Philosopher,
and is the Greatest
Mathematician.
www.TheWisestHuman.com
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Here is a cube manufactured from metal, in similar likeness to Time Cube
Cubic Harmonics
Only Cubic Harmonics can save
humanity. Cubic Harmonics
will pacify all religions.

96-hour Cubic Day
debunks 1-day unnatural god.
96-hour Cubic Day
debunks 1-day as witchcraft.

96-hour day willdisprove disunity
god. Academians are teaching -
pseudoscience.

Worshipping a Word God
will destroy the USA.
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WARNING ...

Ignore Cubic Math at your
own peril, and of humanity.

You have a god like brain -
parallel opposite & analytical,
wasted if you believe in ONE.


Dr Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human (at left). Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-Day 4-Corner Time Cube (right). Image by R. Janczarski
(Dr Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human, depicted in image above)

The primary purpose for
Education is not Subject
matter, but subservience
to accept any crap taught
without opposing thought,
destroying opposite brain
to be submissive android.
You're taught to be stupid.

Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic & Wisest Human

NO GOD EQUATES
SIMULTANEOUS
4 DAY CREATION,
in 1 Earth rotation.

Cubic Creation of 4 corner
separate simultaneous 24
hour Days within 1 Earth
rotation - transcends and
contradicts the 1 Day
rotation/1 God Creation
of Christianity - and all
ONEism / Singularity
religions - proving them
to constitute Evil on Earth
for the parallel Opposites.

Hey - got a death threat
from Temporal Phoenix
last night, saying that the
big ole boys that make the
world go round, are going
to wipe me off the Earth.
They can't allow the Time
Cube Principle to continue.

Opposites Create, not God,
who equates queer creator
and masturbation creation
of Evil Oneness Educators.
Oneism equates to evil lie,
and Death for Opposites
of Hemispheres and Sexes.

Wikipedia claim that the
Time Cube is non-science
constitutes a Grave error
by the half-brain bastard
who can't think opposite
of the lies he was taught.

I was born to think Cubic
as in a 4 corner family life,
therefore I rise above you.
You are educated Stupid,
You are educated Evil ---
You will ignore message
& attack the messenger.
Man invented his God in
man's character - Stupid
Oneism and Singularity
in Universe of Opposites.

You worship an evil god
who allows babies to starve
to death while you gorge?

God BELIEF succumbs to
The Cubic Law of Nature.
Opposite sex organs prove
male & female to be binary
opposites equal zero value,
and nothing as unified one.
You are educated ENTITY
STUPID for all Creation is
composed of Opposites ----
which equate to Zero value
existence - and cancels out
to nothing if unified as one.
Before Word was invented,
no God existed upon Earth.
Truth cannot be uttered so
that's why I am writing it.


CUBIC TIME CUBES

Earth, Life, and Truth ---
contradicts 1 Day Gods,
and ineffable by human.
Nature enforces a LAW
against God existence.
No god equals 4 corner
simultaneous days in a
single rotation of Earth.
No god equals 4 corner
stages of metamorphic
rotating humanity - as a
baby, child, parent and
grandparent evolution.

Cubic Creation Wisdom
empowers me above all
the 1 day gods on Earth.

Jew owners of religious/
academic christianity --
have enslaved your ass,
and you are too stupid
to know you are a slave
to plunder profiteers of
Earth's Cubic Nature.

What queer mentality you
have --- to worship an old
dead Jew as God/Creator.

NO God creates himself --
and besides that, he is also
composed of opposites that
contradicts entity creation.
No God can even exist in
our Universe of Opposites.
Opposites transcend Entity.
Entity equals cancellation
--- the death of Opposites.

Evil Educated "Singularity"
Stupid - ignores the Cubic
Wisdom of Wisest Human
and The Greatest Thinker.

No human or god can match
Nature's simultaneous 4 day
rotation in 1 Earth rotation.

No human has a right to
believe wrong - for that
would be evil thinking.

Ignorance of 4 days is evil,
Evil educators teach 1 day.
1 day will destroy humans.

OPPOSITES CREATE.
Mother and father gave me birth, not a queer jew god.

Singularity god is EVIL as
Creation reigns as Opposite.
Educators, and You - ought
to be killed for ignoring the
fact that "Earth is Cubed".
(ignored and suppressed by EVIL educators)

NASA's Moon Landing was
far less of an achievement
than Time Cube discovery,
for I have Cubed the Earth,
with 4 simultaneous corner
days in 1 rotation of Earth.
(singularity belief scientist can't comprehend T.O.E.)

God SINGULARITY and the
academic taught singularity
constitute great evils in the
Cubic World of Opposites -
Opposites hemispheres and
Opposite sexes of humanity.
The Universe is composed
of Opposites - existing only
as Opposites - with a zero
value existence - cancelling
to nothing as a singularity.

I think Cubic, therefore I
rise above the singularity
mentality human and the
false gods they worship -
discovering a Universe of
Opposites their education
will never allow them to
know. Evil of believing
is not measuring and the
result of not measuring -
is never knowing Truth,
ineffable by man or god.

Gene Ray, Cubic and Wise Above Gods
*******************************************************

Cubicism, Not group theory.
If ignorant of the almighty
Time Cube Creation Truth,
you deserve to be killed.
Killing you is not immoral -
but justified to save life on
Earth for future generations.
Academic taught singularity
within universe of opposites,
has lobotomized your mind.
You are Enslaved by Word -
no whip or shackle required.
You do not have the freedom
to discuss/debate Time Cube.
Academia destroys your mind
by suppressing opposite view.
God equals self masturbation
of mind - for opposites create.
You are educated singularities.
YOU DESERVE DEATH -
FOR SINGULARITY EVIL
in the Universe of Opposites.
No God Can Make Himself
as singularity is death, not life.
Planets nor human are entities
as they equal Zero Opposites.
You are educated singularity
stupid and evil, unfit for life
in the Universe of Opposites.
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Mom and Dad OPPOSITES
occur simultaneously with a
baby birth - with a potential
for creating opposite sexes -
existing only as opposites &
a zero value existence - that
cancel to naught as an entity.
See www.abovegod.com
Santa & God debase women
as if non-existing opposites.
How evil unto their mothers.
Singularity educators are evil
bastards unfit to live on Earth,
for they create evil students -
totally ignorant of Time Cube.
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Educator evil is to ignore Time
Cube until forgotten - or I die.
Singularity educators are evil
bastards justified to be killed.
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Ignorant of Nature's Harmonic
4 Day Time Cube Creation, the
Americans are Dumb, Educated
Singularity Stupid and Evil. It's
not immoral to kill Americans
who IGNORE their OPPOSITE
sex parents who Created them,
but instead worship a queer
jew who claims to make people
out of dirt - when the body is 90
percent water. A God so stupid
that he claims only a single day
rotation of Earth - while my
Cubic Wisdom has allowed me
to create 4 simultaneous days
within a single Earth rotation.
Americans do not deserve life.
They live only for today, the
evil singularity word bastards.

DOG BRAIN STUDENTS

Singularity "education"
inflicts a dog brain upon
Students - ability to be
taught servitude - but
an inability to ever think
opposite of brainwashing
and indoctrination - very
unlikely to ever recover
to acknowledge Nature's
Harmonic Simultaneous
Rotating 4 Corner 24 Hr.
Days in 1 Earth Rotation.

Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wise Above God.
********************************************
Cubic Nature is Omnific,
Infinite, Ineffable and
on Harmonic duty today.

Singularity has no God
within "The Universe of
Opposite Corner Life" -
opposite hemispheres
and opposite sexes - by
which all Earth life exist.
For as long as you dumbass,
educated stupid and evil
bastards IGNORE Cubic
Creation, your sons and
daughters deserve to die
and be maimed in foreign
lands - while killing innocent
women and children. Keep
ignoring me you evil asses
and observe the slaughter of
your children protecting the
oil barons ripping off their
families back home. The
enemy is back home, not
in foreign lands. Ignore me
& keep counting the dead sons.
Creation occurs via opposites.
Singularity is the death math
of religious/academic Godism.
Earth Opposites should split
apart - and cascade molten
lava upon God Worshippers,
for they are the evil on Earth.
If god is your father, your mother is a whore.
Opposite Creation vs evil god entity.
He who speaks, preaches, teaches, condones
or practices SINGULARITY - an evil that
equates DEATH by cancellation of universal
OPPOSITES - hemispheres, sexes, seasons,
races, temperatures, marriages and divided
cell (the human Cubic who rotates a 4 corner
stage family rotating metamorphic lifetime) -
should have their evil lying tongue cut out.
Educators are lying bastards.
-1 x -1= +1 is WRONG, it is
academic stupidity and is evil.
The educated stupid should acknowledge
the natural antipodes of+1 x +1 = +1and
-1 x -1 = -1 exist as plus and minus values
of opposite creation - depicted by opposite
sexes and opposite hemispheres. Entity is
death worship - for it cancels opposites.
I have invested 30 years of my life and over
1/4 millions dollars researching Nature's 4 -
simultaneous 24 hour days within a single
rotation of Earth. Religious/Academic word
taught singularity is contradicted as evil lies
by the simple math of the Cube's Opposite
Corners - the most perfect symmetry within
the Universe. Academic SINGULARITY
is a contradiction to the opposite sexes, the
opposite hemispheres and to the universe of
opposites that exist as a zero value existence.
The academic taught singularity/entity is but
poison fed the human populace - slow death.
I can say that educators "eat shit" and they
only cower and hide, doing nothing that will
induce debate, that will indict them as evil.
Americans will die SINGULARITY stupid,
their brain lobotomized by EVIL educators.
Neither EARTH or HUMAN
exist as entities, but opposites.
Earth is composed of opposite hemispheres
which rotate in opposite directions - equal
to a zero value existence (plus & minus). As
entity, the opposite hemispheres cancel out.
Earth exist as 4 - 90 degree opposite corner
quadrants, but not as a 360 degree circle.
Earth is Cubic opposites, nothing as circle.
A singularity inflicted scholar has not the
mentality, freedom or guts to know that
academia is a Trojan Horse mind control.
Singularity brotherhood owns your brain,
destroying your ability to think Cubicism.
Evil academia blocks out Time Cube site
and suppresses its discussion and debate.
You are an educated singularity idiot who
can stupidily deny Nature's Harmonic 4
simultaneous 24 hour days within a single
rotation of Earth, or even make parody of
the Cubic Creation Principle - but your
mental ability to comprehend thegreatest
social and scientific discovery of all human
existence has been lobotomized by the evil
academic singularity bastards hired to
destroy your ability to think opposite. You
cannot comprehend Opposite Creation.
Religous/academic taught singularity is the
reduction of the human mind to android.
The half of Earth seen from
space, cannot exist without
the opposite half not seen...
existing as opposite values.
Earth entity does not exist -
for it is composed of opposite
hemispheres which rotate in
opposite directions - equating
to a zero value existence, and
to nothing as a "singularity".
You were educated to live an
evil lie - and your heirs will
suffer hell for your stupidity.
The entity you seek is death.
Educators teach assumed math, but are too
damn dumb, stupid and evil to know that
until Word is cornered, Math is fictitious.
Academic/Religious Word is a fictitious
Trojan Horse and the most efficient form
of human enslavement ever concocted by
"Singularity Brotherhood of Bastardism".
I INVOKE a CURSE upon the educators
that their students will awake from their
academic induced stupor & seek revenge.
You are evil to believe in the
singularity concept of a God,
for the whole Universe and
everthing within is composed
of Opposites - which exists
only as Opposites with a zero
value existence - and nothing
as an entity. When adults go
to heaven, children still living
on Earth will burn in the hell
that adults created for them.
Love of God is hate for child.
Schools teach religious evil.
YOU are a Cubic Creature,
Opposites create Opposites.
Educated Singularity stupid,
empowering evil way of life.
Religious / academic taught
Singularity is Evil & Murder.
Academia has enslaved you
as a Word Animal - kneel,
you educated stupid jackass.
I can lead you to 4 Wisdom,
but I can't free your brain
from the evil of singularity.

Academia teaches evil android singularity,
displacing families with today's androids,
passive, subsmissive, subservient &stupid.
Religion is an evil singularity brotherhood
contradicted by the simultaneous 4 corner
24 hour days in a single rotation of Earth,
and the 4 corner stages of a human lifetime.
Opposite sexes equate a zero value existence.
Family tribal/village are bodies of opposites.
Religion/academia teach evil of singularity.
Teaching singularity equals death by Word.
Opposite sexes created you.
Ignorance of the Time Cube, Life Cube &
Ineffable Truth Cube, indicts you Stupid.
Ignoring Cubic Creation indicts you evil.
Singularity God impossible.
Wikipedia allowing the educated stupid
to evaluate the 4 simultaneous 24 hr. days
within a single rotation of Earth, equates
allowing atheist to proof-read the bible.
Dr. Gene Ray --- is the only authoritative
Time Cube expert, at www.timecube.com.
************************************
Dr. Gene Ray offers Wikipedia $10,000.00
to disprove math that 1 rotation of 4 Earth
quadrants within the 4 quarter Harmonic
Time Cube does create 4 simultaneous
24 hr. days. Both Americans & Wikipedia
are evil to deny or ignore Cubic Creation.
Is Wikipedia a Singularity Brotherhood
controlled Trojan Horse indoctrination -
that edits Time Cube to a negative view?
Who edits the Time Cube on Wikipedia?
It is evil for Coryoth to edit Time Cube.
Will I get reply or will the Wisest Human
just be ignored until silenced by death?
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Religious Singularity is evil,
Academic Singularity is evil.
Singularity is damnable lie,
Educators altered your mind,
You cannot think opposite of
what you were taught to think.
You have a cyclop perspective
and taught android mentality =
lobotomized analytical ability.
Educated singularity stupid -
You can't think4 corner days.
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4 Earth Quadrants simultaneously rotate
inside 4 Time Cube Quarters to create 4
- 24 hour days within one Earth rotation.
This simple ignored math indicts you evil.
Demand evil educators explain Cubicism,
or allow me to come teach Cube Creation.
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No man, nation or God equal
Cube symmetry of opposites.
Mathematically impossible for a Genius
or any God to match my Cubic Wisdom.
Educators fear me, they cower and run.
6 sides constitutes a sextet -- not a Cube.
Teaching that a Cube has '6 sides' with
no top & bottom, induces an evil curse
that pervades all academic institutions.
Opposites create Opposites.
Mom & Dad opposites create son & daughter opposites.
Opposite Creators required,
Depicted by Earth's opposite hemispheres.
Singularity God impossible.
Opposites de-god Religion.
Opposites create the universe.
Opposites compose the Earth.
Opposites compose humanity.
Opposites create your body.
Opposites de-god academia.
Opposites de-god singularity
taught by religious/academia.
I can call singularity educators the most
putrid name on Earth and claim they eat
cow-dung ambrosia, but the lying ass
bastards will not even object - for they
know I am right and that any debate will
indict them for the evil they perpetuate
against the students and future humanity.
Scientists know Time Cube,
but any scientist supporting
the 4 simultaneous days in a
single rotation of Earth, will
be fired and banned for life
from academic institutions.
Scientists are evil cowards
and should be castrated
for obscurantism of the 4
simultaneous days within
a single rotation of Earth.
Average people understand
4 Day Creation when I tell
them about it, but scientist
can't accept it, for the evil
bastards think singularity.
Singularity can't procreate,
a feat requiring opposites.
Bible Word is a singularity.
You are taught singularity.
Singularity is death worship
and damnation of humanity.
No God equals the 4 corner
simultaneous 24 hour days
within single Earth rotation.
The universe and all within
it is composed of opposites.
Religious/academic taught
singularity is queer as 1 sex.
Believing is not knowing -
but evil that ignores facts.
Santa vital to Christmas -
No Santa - no Christmas.
Why credit Santa LIE with
gifts that parents buy their
children? It bribes the child
mind to accept false Santa
spirit and false god spirit
deceit associated with it.
Santa Claus and Christmas
must be indicted deceits
that destroys child mind.
God is but an adult Santa
extension of child Santa -
equating evil singularity -
unnatural as 1 pole Earth.
Earth has not 2 poles, but
opposite poles that cancel
each other out - if added.
6 side Cube is Evil math,
ignoring its top & bottom.
-1 x -1 = +1 is Evil math,
as +1 and -1 are antipodes
equating a zero existence.
3 Dimensions is erroneous
math without a 4th corner
perspective dimension. If
ever allowed, Cubic debate
will indict evil singularity
as damnation of humanity.
Believers are Evil - for not
measuring. Result of belief is
dyingstupid -you can know.
Singularity education begets evil,
for you were born as an opposite,
between opposite sexes & the
opposite Earth poles. You are
educated as a stupid android
slave to the evil Word Animal
Singularity Brotherhood. Your
analytical mind is lobotomized
and you cannot think opposite
of lies you are taught to think.
You build the hell 'they'teach.
Dr.Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human

You have opposite brains to think
opposite, but Big Brother icepick
academic lobotomy has destroyed
your mentality to think opposite of
the evil singularity you are taught.
The 4 days is above your godism
and you don't even want to know.
Universe is composed of opposite
hemispheres and opposite sexes -
equating to + / -, a zero existence,
depicted by Pyramid's bare coffer.
Your 1Day God Makes You Evil.
4 Corner Days Are Absolute, but
ignored by stupid/evil educators.
Until cornered, word is fictitious.
God is product of fictitious word.
4Day Cube Disproves 1Day God
All creation within the universe is composed of
opposite hemispheres and opposite sexes - with
opposite races, opposite seasons, opposite luck,
opposite directions and opposite perspectives -
equating a harmonic rotating zero value existence.
"To know all, is to know nothing".
You must attack the word bastards who preach
and teach evil godism and racism singularity lies,
for any singularity brotherhood is mental slavery
that desecrates family, village and tribal opposites.
Americans are dumbass, educated stupid and evil
singularity fools. I will wager $10,000.00 that
within the Cubic embodiment of Nature, there are
4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth. Acknowledge the math below or go to hell.
4 Day Cube disproves 1 Day God.

1-Midday to midday = a 24 hour day rotation.
2-Sundown to sundown = a 24 hour day rotation.
3-Midnight to midnight = a 24 hour day rotation.
4-Sunup to sunup = a 24 hour day rotation.

4 Day math condemns 1 Day fools.
These 4 absolute simultaneous days PROVES the
1 day god, 1day academia, 1 day religion and the
1 day media to be erroneous, fictitious and evil lies.
Education equates to a mass icepick lobotomy -
destroying the mind's ability to think as opposites.

All 4/24 hour days occur within 1 Earth rotation.
You educated stupid word animals can't fathom
this greatest social and scientific math of creation.

God claimed to have created a single day
rotation of Earth. I have created simultaneous
4 day rotation of Earth. Why do you worship
such a stupid God? Do you really believe that
your Jew God screwed a hole in the ground to
create Adam and Eve out of dirt, at the same
time that woman existed in the nation of NOD,
Nation of Damsels from where Cain got wife?
Adam and Eve were created at the same time,
but sexless. A rib was removed from eve and
a hole left to make a woman of her. The rib
was stuck on Adam to make a man of him -
and Eve is still trying to get her rib back.

Recognition and application of this Cubic
simultaneous 4 day rotation of Earth,
will change all math, science and societies
from the beginning of human existence.
You have to be evil to ignore this math.

1-Midday to midday is a 24 hour rotation.
2-Sundown to sundown is a 24 hour rotation.
3-Midnight to midnight is a 24 hour rotation.
4-Sunup to sunup is a 24 hour rotation.

4 Earth corners rotate 4 Time corners -
for 4 simultaneous day rotation of Earth -
equating the principle of a 4 pole motor.
Academic bastards will deny the obvious.
Americans are EVIL for ignoring Cubicism.
********************************************************************************
Acknowledge the 4 days or you die evil.
Do not pass this point without the 4 days.
*************************
Dr. Gene Ray, will be interviewed on
FTL@freetalklive.com, at 8pm on
Friday 7, about Time Cube discovery -
greatest discovery of human existence.

Humans are evil to worship
singularity of 1day education,
ignoring Nature's Harmonic
Cubic Antipodal Creation.
Academic singularity is as
evil as God singularity evil.
You have not the mentality
to comprehend the simple math of Cubic
antipode creation, for at about age 6, your
parents gave your 2 opposite antipode brains
to Big Brother academic hirelings, to clone
thought to serve evil singularity brotherhood -
destroying Cubic families, villages and tribes.
Creation is by opposites, opposite hemispheres
and opposite sexes - not queer singularity.
You've been educated stupid
by "Big Brother" singularity.
Singularity God is evil belief.
Cubic antipode creation debunks singularity.
Cube is the most perfect form of opposites.
Opposite hemispheres equate opposite cubes.
Opposite sex cubes equate to a crap-shoot.
Your God claimed to have created a single
day rotation of Earth. I offer absolute
proof that I have created 4 simultaneous
24 hour days within a single rotation of
Earth. You worship "Evil Singularity",
equating you to a "singularity bastard".
Why do you worship a queer 1 day God?
Are you content as a singularity queer?
Einstein was singularity stupid,
and you are singularity stupid.
"Born Cubic, THINK CUBIC",
you rotate a 4 corner stage life.
Singularity educated humans
are not intelligent.
The universe does not exist,
except as opposites - with a
zero value existence. Add
the opposites together and
the universe ceases to exist.
********************************

*******************************
All humans are created and
exist between the opposites
of male and female values.
Add the opposites together
and humans cease to exist.
A single God is death and
constitutes evil worship.
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I am flabbergasted that the
"big brother" hired pedants
can brainwash and indoctrinate
the powerful antipode human
mind to ignore the simple math
of 4 simultaneous 24 hour days
within a single rotation of Earth,
to worship one and trash three.
*************************************************************************
EVIL OBSCURANTISM
(Deliberately withholding CUBIC KNOWLEDGE)
No human "entity" exists.
Cube is opposite perfection.
Singularity is death worship.
*******************************************************************

CREATION IS CUBIC, but
you are educated singularity
stupid by academic bastards.
Greenwich 1 day time is evil.
Can you explain the 4 days
rather than the 1 day taught?
If not, you are truely stupid.
To ignore the 4 days, is evil.
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Can you tear and burn the bible, which
represents Biblistic Selfnic Bastardism -
contradicted by Cubic Creation of Family
and Village Tribal Perpetual Bodies. If
not, you are self-indicted as DUMB and
EVIL SPINELESS WORD ANIMAL,
totally ignorant of Nature's Cubic Life.
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I possess data, with proof,
that will absolutely blow the
lid off the present civilization.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If the United States buries 80,000 tons of
nuclear waste inside Mother Earth, for our
children to inherit, then Americans will be
the most evil bastards to ever inhabit a planet.
A proper burial spot for nuclear waste is under
academic institutions and in Washington D.C..
========================================================================================
Dr. Gene Ray, the Wisest Human,
lectured on his Time Cube discovery at
Georgia Tech, on April 14 at 7 pm.
==========================================================================================
Opposites ARE NOT entities.
Earth nor human equal entity.
Male/female = zero existence,
as in 2 opposite hemispheres.
Male+female cancel each out.
My Cubic Wisdom debunks 1 sex gods.
The male god singularity and same sex
trinity equates denouncing motherhood
and supporting a state of queers - with
a price of HIV devastating life on Earth.
Faith IS NOT knowledge,
but evil of not measuring.
Apply analytical math to Earth sphere
and discover 2 opposite hemispheres
rotating in opposite directions - equal
to a ZERO value existence. Earth is
not an entity, for adding the opposite
values cancel each other to no existence.
All the universe exist as opposite values.
Academic and religious taught stupid
SINGULARITY is greatest of all evil, as
even humans are created via opposites.
Evil academic bastards who preach
singularity and block Cubic Creation
debate, should be nailed to the cross.
Your future is your plundered past.
Today, you have the opportunity to
make tomorrow better than yesterday.
To do less, is a crime against children.
Believers are ignorant of Cubic Creation
and will be destroyed by their own word.
All Creation occurs between Opposites.
On Earth between opposite hemispheres,
and for humans, opposites sexes. The 2
opposite sexes equate to 2 separate Cubes,
as if dice of femininity and masculinity -
equating Human Life to a Crap-Shoot
chance of exciting lifetime possibilities.
Academic and religious taught singularity
creation deserves a coming horrific hell.

I have demonstrated absolute proof
of "Cubic Creation", through its
attributes of 4 simultaneous 24 hour
days within a single rotation of Earth.

I have $10,000.00 that I will
wager that Cubicism transcends
and disproves Theism Creation.

Also, proof that humans are Cubic
forms that rotate a 4 corner face
lifetime, not an entity as the 4 corner
stage faces do not occur at the same
time for the 1 corner face individual.
There is absolute proof that Earth is
not an entity as Earth is composed of
2 opposite hemispheres (as in plus
and minus), that would cancel each
out if unified as an entity. There is
proof that all humans exist between
the 2 opposites of femininity and
masculinity, and would cancel each
other out if unified as academic or
religious "singularity" - equating to
stupidity and suicide for humanity.

"Why something rather than nothing?"

Between the opposites, all
things are created. As an
entity, they exist only as a
big zero, seen from space
as something and nothing
from every possible view.

There is proof that 3 dimensional
math is erroneous, and that linear
Time is actually of a Cubic nature.
Ignoring Cubium indicts you evil.

Scholars ravage Earth's resources.
Scholars plunder America's Nature.
Nevada's 77,000 ton nuclear waste
burial should be made a monument
to Scholasticism's evil singularity -
contradicted by Cubic Created life,
relative to the Cubium dipole atom.
************************************************************
Time Cube is "T.O.E.", theory of everything.
Time, Life and Truth =aCubic Principle,
a natural creation of ineffable opposites.
Caltechprofessorspractice obscurantism
and can not ever allow Time Cube Debate -
for it will indict the word bastards as evil.
They can't argue it, their power is to ignore -
and that's why students must demand debate.
Word is most efficient form of enslavement.
You have been educated singularity stupid.
You have been educated in singularity evil.
Self singularityis cursed form of humanity.
Do you care to know that Cubic Creation
debunks the Word God and Word World of
the educated stupid human Word Animal?
Evil educators suppress
student free speech right
to debate Cubic Creation.
Evil students don't object.
Cubicism debunks evil scientificsingularity.
Cubicism debunks evil religioussingularity.
Cubicism debunks evil word god singularity.
Cubicism debunks evil academic singularity.
Planets created via opposite rotating poles.
Flag depicts opposite rotating hemispheres.
Flag depicts 2 opposite side hemispheres
Creation of life occurs between 2 opposites.
You're too stupid to know opposite creation.
1 day singularity dooms Oppositehumanity.
1 god singularity dooms Opposite Creation.
Opposite Creation dooms human singularity.
There's no human entity, only corner Cubics,
rotating life's 4 corner stage metamorphosis.
4 corner head has 1 corner face, 4 face life.
Educated fools can't comprehend Cubicism.
Life is as secure as existing on a razor edge.
Apply reverse engineering to know creation.
Humans are educated stupid Word Animals,
creating a Word God and Word World, thus
inflicting singularity as mange upon Nature.
Singularity educators are unfit to even live.
Wisdom is a Cubic measure of Knowledge.
Via Cubic Wisdom, I am the wisest human.
Mind must see Cube eyes can't comprehend.
Time Cube impose 4 corners on Earth sphere.
Earth sphere is Cubic with rounded corners.
Earth exists as2 opposite Cube hemispheres.
Humans must establish 4 corner Earth Cube.
All humans exist between2 opposite sexes.
Impossible for a human singularity to exist.
2 opposite sex Cubes equate to crap shoot.
Religion and academia preach singularity.
Human word animals are singularity stupid.
Evil singularity dooms Opposite Creation.
YOU can't handle Cubic Time, Cubic Life
or Cubic Truth - for insideof Time Cube
equates the most magnificient symmetry
of opposites existing within the universe -
for every corner has an equal opposite corner,
every 2 corners has an equal opposite 2
corners, every tri-corner has an equal
opposite tri-corner and every 4 corners has
an equal opposite 4 corners. No human or
god can utter such powerful ineffable
opposite Cubic Truth. God is singularity.
Evil singularity dooms Opposite Creation.

******************************

Fools know not Nature's Cubic Creation.
Children are sacrificed to deified hoax.
God image is womanless queer likeness.
No god equals harmonic 4 daycreation.
Queer science theory forced on children.
EVIL STEWARDSHIP -
It is an evil government of evil adults to
bury 77,000 tons of nuclear waste in the
Nevada mountains as a heritage for their
children, and keep on making it. Taught
and preached cubeless SINGULARITY
equates to an evil education within the
realm of Nature's Harmonic Cubic Life.
Wisdom is Cubic testing of knowledge.
*************************************************************************
Educated cubeless stupid, you think stupid.
Why worship a dumb 1 day god when I
demonstrate 4 simultaneous 24 hour days
within a single 24 hour rotation of Earth?
Linear, singularity and trinity equate to
evil math within Nature's Cubic Creation
**********************************
You are a slave - to academic
induced inculcated belief - an
insidious entity, an evil which
corrupts human mental ability
to accept creation knowledge,
as demonstrated in Cubicism.
*******************************************
Humans exist as CUBICS, not entities,
for the 4 corner stages of rotating human
metamorphosis do not occur at the same time
for the individual - except for family Cube.
You are educated stupid, indoctrinated evil,
and can't even acknowledge that a mother
and baby are the same age - on opposite
corners of a Cubic Creation Principle - for
Truth in Opposites contradict a god entity.
Evil educators suppressCubic Creation and
preach evil singularity to dumb students -
dispossessing students of ratiocinate mind.
WORD students serve Nature best if dead.
******************************************************
The hollow Time Cube in which the 4
quadrant corners of Earth rotate, equates to
your 4 corner bedroom, or to a 4 corner
classroom which represents the 4 corners
of Earth - in which stupid and evil pedants
teach dumb students 1 corner knowledge.
Each of the 4 corners of Earth is the
beginning and ending of its own separate
24 hour day - all 4 simultaneous days within
a single rotation of Earth. Place 4 different
students in the 4 corners of a classroom and
rotate them 4 corners each. Note that they
rotate simultaneously wthin the same Time
frame as if only one is rotating - just as the
4 different days on Earth rotate. 3D math
applied within this hollow Cube would be
erroneous math, as it would not account
for the 4th corner perspective dimension.
Place a 100 people within this Cubic like
room and they will not increase the number
of corners anymore than 6 billion people on
Earth will increase the 4 corners of Earth.
It is dumb, stupid, evil and unworthy of
life on Earth to claim that this Creation
Cube has 6 sides - or no top and bottom.
Academia equates to a deadly plague.

A mother and baby are the same age, as
a 1 day old baby has a 1 day old mother.
******************************************************************
I am not allowed to lecture at the word animal
academic institutions, for they fear my wisdom
will expose and indict the pedant hirelings as
betrayers of dumb-ass students - the dung heads
who allow their freedom of speech to be
suppressed without a whimper, unbelieveable.
Word animals will feel the wrath of Cubic curse.
***********************************************************************
Creation of 4 simultaneous 24 hour days,
within a single rotation of Earth, empowers
me above all 1-day gods and educated stupid scientists. I will wager $10,000.00 on it.
****************************************************
My wisdom so antiquates known knowledge, that
a psychiatrist examining my behavior, eccentric
by his academic single corner knowledge, knows
no course other than to judge me schizoprenic. In
today's society of greed, men of word illusion are
elected to lead and wise men are condemned. You
must establish a Chair of Wisdom to empower
Wise Men over the stupid intelligentsia, or perish.
*************************************************
All knowledge of the human
word animal, is insignificant,
when his fictitious word world
is compared to Nature's own
Dynamic & Harmonic Time
Cube's Creation Principle.
*******************************************************
God created only a single 24 hour day
rotation of Earth, while I have created
4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a
single rotation of Earth - therefore, I
am wiser than the word god, and all
word worshipers. All words are fictitious.
I will wager $10,000.00 that
Cubic Creation is almighty.
**********************************************
All creation on Earth exists between the 2
opposite poles, and if unified, would cancel
and cease to exist.
Humans exist only as opposites - with a
zero value, for if unified, male and female
would counter each other & cease to exist.
****************************************
I have been informed that the academic
pedant hirelings are conspiring to defame
my character, as a means to discredit the
Time/Life/Truth Cube Creation Principle.
**********************************************
Hey stupid - are you too
dumb to know there are
4 different simultaneous
24 hour days within a
single rotation of Earth?
Greenwich 1 day is a lie.
4 quadrants = 4 corners,
and 4 different directions.
Each Earth corner rotates
own separate 24 hour day.
Infinite days is stupidity.
***********************************
Wisdom=Cubic testing of knowledge.
Demand right to debate Time Cube,
or you are unworthy of life on Earth.
I can't believe that stupid ass students
allow suppression of the Time Cube.
************************************
Evil educators refuse to recognize
the wisest of humans to ever exist.
My magnificent creation of 4
simultaneous 24 hour days within
a single rotation of Earth, debunks
the puny 1-day rotation of a fake
word god and stupid educators.
Nature has no choice but to bring
forth a hell upon evil cubelessness.
Know it to be of your own making.
******************************************
If I tell a human that his 4-corner
head (nose, 2 ears and back corner)
has only a 1-corner face, the dumb-
ass will say to me - "prove it". He
knows not that his face is a corner.
*************************************
Google once had 89,000,000
links to Time Cube site.
Click here to view a mass of links to Time Cube site.
****************************
Click for Time Cube on Horology Site.
****************************
The Gene Ray Time Cube interview will
air on June 18, on TechTV "Unscrewed".
Dish TV 191, DirectTV 354, and Cable.
****************************************
Academia is an accreditation of real
stupidity - deadly to all humanity.
Dumb ass teachers fear Time Cube
and will eat dung before debating it.
Dumb students are educated stupid.
*****************************************
Click below for stupid linear time.
Nature's Time is Cubic and perpetual.
Linear Time is wrong and suicidal.
********************************
I have requested that the UCS, or
Union of Concerned Scientists, act
to evaluate Nature's Harmonic Time
Cube Principle of Creation - for the
welfare of children, nature and the
future of all humanity. The dumb,
stupid and evil bastards have ignored
their obligation to their humanity
fellowship to research Time Cube,
and deserve to be spit upon publicly.
It is their moral duty to test Time
Cube, and a curse of evil if they ignore
the greatest discovery of humanity.

I have offered $10,000.00 to the evil
bastards if they disprove Time Cube.
They can't disprove it, so they hide
like yellow-belly bastards they are.
***********************************
There is no human entity, just human
Cubics - as in 4 different people in a
4 corner stage metamorphic rotation -
never more than 1 corner at same time.
***********************************
Cubeless education - is a deadly evil.
Cubeless educators are evil bastards.
Humans are dumb, educated stupid,
and evil. They don't want to know
Nature's Cubic Order of Creation.
*******************************
Man invented word, and calls it god.
"The Word World", imposed by the
academic institutions, is synonymous
with the Matrix's induced "Dream
World". Both are most efficient mind
enslavers, and humans know not their
difference from "The Cubic World",
the creation principle of all that exist.
*************************************
Corruption of Word

Academic free speech is a damn lie. Try
to discuss & debate Nature's Time Cube
and your evil teachers will not allow you.
Ignorance of Time Cube dooms humans,
inflicting their own created "word hell".
Educators are actually "evil word gods",
teaching commercial plunder of Nature.
The damn bastards suppress free speech,
by denying Time Cube debate discussion.
Students MUST DEMAND free speech -
for the greatest of all human discoveries:
Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4 Day
Rotating Creation Principle of Cubicism.
Educated stupid, you can't know Truth.
******************************************
Read physics of Santa Claus . Explain the
physics of a god. Belief has no inherent
value, but worship of such nonvalue as a
god, equates to nonacceptance of Cubic
knowledge - as demonstrated by ineffable
Truth and the Highest Order of Wisdom.
I can talk with a human for hours about
the Time Cube and they will agree with
every claim I make. But at the end of the
conversation, they remark that they believe
in the nonvalue belief god and cannot
accept Cubic Creation, regardless of all
the ineffable Truth and Wisdom it proves.
A Belief Matrix pulls a 1 day world over
your eyes, while the real Cubic World has
4 simultaneous days in 1 Earth rotation.
Educators own your mind and fills it with
garbage, that will soon destroy humanity.
****************************************************>

Did you see the movie Matrix? Actually the
induced night "dream world" is synonymous
with the academic religious induced daytime
"word world" enslavement of humans. Word
has no inherent value, as it was invented as a
counterfeit and fictitious value to represent
natural values in commerce. Unfortunately,
human values have declined to fictitious
word values. Unknowingly, you are living
in a "Word World", as in a fictitious life
in a counterfeit nation - which you could
consider Matrix induced "Dream World".
Can you distinguish the academic induced
"Word World" from the natural "Real
World"? Beware of the change when your
brain is free from induced"Word World"
enslavement - for you could find that the
natural "Real World" has been destroyed.

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toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 2:47pm
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 6,2008 2:48pm
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toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 2:50pm
What's cool is that we now have the capability to reach the moon from our very own living rooms in HI-DEFINITION PLASMA and the man in the moon likes our programming. I think he'd dig Lost a lot.



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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 6,2008 6:09pm
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toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Mar 6,2008 6:09pm
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toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 7:25pm
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toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 7:28pm
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toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 6,2008 7:28pm
That's telekinesis, Kyle.



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How bout the power



























































































































































































to move you?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 7,2008 12:07am
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away - WITH MIND BULLETS?!?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 7,2008 2:59am
That's levitation, holmes.



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toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 7,2008 10:27am
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 7,2008 10:28am
guggaguggaguggaguggaguggagwanggwanggwanggweedilygwooooooooooooooooooooo
gwawawawawawawawa gwangagwanagwiddlkygweamsiucle




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 7,2008 10:38am
has anyone in your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic, mentally incompetent?

my uncle thought he was St. Jerome.

i'd call that a big yes.



toggletoggle post by kadooganism at Mar 7,2008 11:57am
My cat weighs 22 pounds. It's like having my very own pot bellied pig, with fangs. If all else fails I shall feast like a king.



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