Texting a group of whores you just met with 'I need your warmth'.

It's love.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait - romantic or creepy? How can a thing be one but not the other? I need to go lie down.

This is a world of black and white. Regardless of what Michael Jackson and Biohazard have to say to the contrary.

Tonight was definitely the creepiest thing I've ever done and they weren't even that creeped out.

You could bag those sluts no problem.

I also puked up a Buffalo chicken pizza in front of them.

SLUT BAGGER

buffalo never comes up without a fight

Sweet Dick Willie

here I am! rock you like a hurricane

YES

beautiful

whore. she's a whore.

They all are.