there is a project on NPR to make 6-word biographies. Can you summaries your life in 6 words? none of which being appletini please.

this is what I came up with:
Not now, too busy. maybe later?

crap, I should have spelled it wrong.

living up to potential is faggy

FAP FAP XBOX FAP FAP FAP

"Crap, should have spelled it wrong."
is six words and sums you up better!

Also, you had a grammar mistake above, so that counts.

Mine could be:

Remember that thing I should forget.

"Look at vagoos, eat bagel bites"

I told you I was ill.

http://www.npr.org/programs/totn/features/2008/02/memoir/gallery/index.html
http://www.smithmag.net/sixwords/

I think the funniest one was "8 thousand orgasms only one son"
cause it made me lulz.

Hunt fish lift shred drugs eat.

I am cool, you are not.

One nail left, cross my feet.

snakes snakes snakes snakes snakes SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKESSSSSSSSSSSS

"I really wish I'd stop that."

LOL WUT, your son is hot.

seriously, i am still wicked hungry.

"Hey Allston, you make me boner." -Dave Maggot

Too little, too late, more coffee.

hahahahahahahahaha awesome

i could only think of 5:

ink stink poop fart out

"six words is not nearly enough"

or maybye, "what went wrong? when and why?"

ok even better, cuz im quoting my bands lyrics now:
"when will this shit ever end?"

"I'll probably end up killing myself"

Birth Eat Fuck Death Puke Fail

cold as a wizzletits right now

get out of my way, cat.

shoobity doo mama fuckin shrimp dick

Wine is fine - liquor is quicker.

while at lunch, this got better

drink it down you stupid clown

Alright you big ape, let's party.

Fast and dirty, white and nerdy.

Listen up, you primitive screw heads!

Fursuit needs washing; dumping dead toddler.


I mean, what?

i'm not gay but i'll learn

i said no wire coat hangers

My life rules, I am spoiled!

for nigger "I camed. I flamed. black power"
er.. caps all that.
I CAMED.


I FLAMED.

BLACK POWER!!!!

Rev, did you get the appletini reference from Colbert? Only the guy he interviewed had to use the word. Seemed pretty coincidental.

yes, the aletini was from colbert's repeat.

I thought of 2 more.
angry? no. busy? yes. email me.
and
must code. then beach-time. crap, rain.

MIGHTY RAVEN DARK...OUCH, MY HAND

MORE BURRITOS. NEVER ENOUGH, NEVER ENOUGH.

all i wanted was a pepsi

I hate this world. Thanks though.

no sex, WoW time, maybe later

wanted too little, got too much.

of course not, why would it

Remember that dumb Metallica t-shirt that said "Birth School Metallica Death" on the back?

that one is fourteen words long

I was born, Soon will die.

HE GOT HIS FUCK ON, DIED.

BLACK POWER!

mmm.. appletini

you are the man now, dog

You are wrong, I am right.

At least I can still masturbate.

I fucking hated all of you.

penis holiday vacation EXTREME adventure extravaganza

THE FROZEN SUN...CAN'T FEEL FINGERS

"i swear it's never happened before"