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returntothepit >> discuss >> Lindsay Lohan poses nude as Marilyn Monroe by the_reverend on Feb 18,2008 10:57pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 18,2008 10:57pm
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/02/lindsay_lohan_nude_in_new_york.php

I want to toss water on her so she says "what a world! what a world!" and then melts in to a puddle of filth.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Feb 18,2008 10:59pm
she's ugly



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at Feb 18,2008 11:13pm
wow, I like a couple freckles on a girl, but she has skin cancer...



toggletoggle post by Troll at Feb 18,2008 11:20pm
All skin cancer aside, I'd still trow it in!



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Feb 18,2008 11:22pm edited Feb 18,2008 11:23pm
her nipples look really weird..

without the stars

http://nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/lindsay-as-marilyn/index2.html



toggletoggle post by Troll at Feb 18,2008 11:40pm
Damn, I bet she smells like cigarette butts and stale beer! Thats my kinda girl!



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Feb 18,2008 11:42pm
The wig makes her look goofy. If it was her natural hair and the lighting was so weird, she would look better.
It's like they were going for that old school photo look.
Regardless, I wouldn't kick it outta bed. And the freckles don't scare me.
It's kinda cute.



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at Feb 19,2008 12:08am
freckles are real hot in small doses, but look at her legs, shits fucked, I dont really see how she looks anything like marilyn monroe anyway



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Feb 19,2008 12:36am
Marilyn Monroe looked way better than that.



toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Feb 19,2008 12:50am edited Feb 19,2008 12:50am
[Quagmire voice] EWWWWWWWWWWWW [/Quagmire Voice]




toggletoggle post by NoodleFace at Feb 19,2008 1:47am
fuckin' sharp-ass knees.. YUCK!



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Feb 19,2008 2:07am
she looks like a crack whore in every pic......



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 19,2008 2:19am
Whoremastery said[orig][quote]
she looks like a crack whore


fixed.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 19,2008 2:20am
her nipples look like when someone's like "check out my third nipple" and you look and then say "gross!"



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Feb 19,2008 2:29am
yeah they're just kinda funny lookin'



toggletoggle post by Grizloch   at Feb 19,2008 3:37am
I dont get the issue with the nipples, they look like nipples



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Feb 19,2008 5:10am
was this shot in rehab? she looks like she could use alittle detoxing



toggletoggle post by MassOfTwoSlits at Feb 19,2008 7:34am
Detoxing and a sandwich.



toggletoggle post by str8h8 at Feb 19,2008 8:15am
come on guys. this chick is smoking.
skinny+fat rack=oh yes



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Feb 19,2008 8:19am
decent boobies. they must use a pound of make up to cover up her frecklesi dont get the crack whore reference... have you guys ever seen a crack whore? They usually don't look at all pretty, mostly they are toothless and gross



toggletoggle post by Troll at Feb 19,2008 8:57am
C'mon guys!
Lower your standards...
..Increase your average!









toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Feb 19,2008 9:00am
aside from the insane amount of freckles and her reputation for being a dumb twat, she's not the bad looking



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 19,2008 9:01am
Yeah, not with your dick and a gang of gang rapists pushing.



toggletoggle post by My_dying_bride at Feb 19,2008 9:29am
gross



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 19,2008 10:44am
She looks like a bag of smashed assholes.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 19,2008 10:47am
I'm not reading this thread because I fucking hate this bitch. She's looked like she was 30 years old ever since she was 15, which absolutely infuriates me. What a cunt.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 19,2008 10:51am
It's like you took a moderately attractive girl, inserted tennis balls under her skin, and put her in a food dehydrator for like a week.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Feb 19,2008 10:55am
This man speaks the truth.



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Feb 19,2008 10:56am



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Feb 19,2008 10:57am
She definitely looks fucked up



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 19,2008 12:22pm
Wow, so this is what it feels to look at a nude, thin, celebrity and feel BETTER about myself...



toggletoggle post by pam   at Feb 19,2008 12:24pm
fleshfries said[orig][quote]
[Quagmire voice] EWWWWWWWWWWWW [/Quagmire Voice]



omg...I thought that was a drag queen you put up as a joke...I just realized that's actually her.




toggletoggle post by SacNLI at Feb 19,2008 1:01pm
well that was disappointing



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Feb 19,2008 1:10pm
" 4. Blaise Bailey Finnegain III - February 18, 2008 12:37 PM

Don't fucking type FIRST, you dumb fucking faggot.

Like anyone gives a shit that you got the first comment.

P.S. if you care, then blow your fucking brains out.

FUCK YOU LOSER DICKHEAD RETARDS FOREVER
"



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Feb 19,2008 1:10pm
lulz



toggletoggle post by ghostface killah kadoogan at Feb 19,2008 1:14pm
pam said[orig][quote]

omg...I thought that was a drag queen you put up as a joke...I just realized that's actually her.



pam wins at return to the pit.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 19,2008 5:02pm
eh i'd still hit it.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 19,2008 5:04pm
weird



toggletoggle post by Ploop at Feb 19,2008 5:30pm
Why ruin marilyn monroe like that... She should have posed as carrot top or something.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Feb 19,2008 6:02pm
she has nice ASSSS... i'd like to titfuck her ASSS!



toggletoggle post by paul 2 at Feb 19,2008 8:18pm
who wouldnt fuck her seriously now come on. Plus its sick to say you bang movie stars. You'd be the talk of every scenester bar.



toggletoggle post by theaccursedvokillist  at Feb 19,2008 8:23pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
eh i'd still hit it.

yeah well you'd hit a greased up hole in your couch!



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Feb 19,2008 8:48pm
WHITE GIRL IS ALL TEEF
FUCK THAT

BRING ME A BEER HO

BLACK POWER!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 20,2008 12:06am
nothin says lovin like a greasy couch hole.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Feb 20,2008 12:24am
i'd feed her a box of paydays and eat her shit

... for charity



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Feb 20,2008 12:55am
Her snatch smells like rotten sushi.



toggletoggle post by Troll at Feb 20,2008 6:39pm
If its anything like raw salmon....I'm in!



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