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returntothepit >> discuss >> So what's the best way to commit suicide? by fleshfries on Feb 13,2008 11:10pm
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toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Feb 13,2008 11:10pm
I've heard a bullet to the head isn't too reliable....but that isn't too creative. What are all your fun ideas that could make this world disappear?



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Feb 13,2008 11:14pm
12 gauge 00 buck to the grape will do it. If you think it isn't too reliable, I dare you to try it.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 13,2008 11:14pm
Stop breathing.



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Feb 13,2008 11:15pm



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 13,2008 11:18pm
Will the electrons in your body to stop vibrating; you'll freeze to death.



toggletoggle post by MikePile at Feb 13,2008 11:55pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Will the electrons in your body to stop vibrating; you'll freeze to death.


actually you'd just kind of disappear, which probably is the coolest way to kill yourself ever

A++



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 14,2008 12:53am
Sleeping pills. A shit load. (It will actually make your heart race but you'll fall asleep while that happens.) You get to listen to some music while you go. But you have to wait around and think about shit, so YOU'VE GOTTA WANT IT!

Or jump off somewhere high up.

But for the record. You shouldnt kill your self. It is wrong.



toggletoggle post by l at Feb 14,2008 2:08am
as soon as possible



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Feb 14,2008 2:14am
I think if I was commiting suicide it would be in some vengeful way, I.E packing myself full of explosives and killing some corrupt politician or business giant



toggletoggle post by INFECT  at Feb 14,2008 4:03am
ive always thought it would be cool to eat a shit ton of LSD and jump off a really high building



toggletoggle post by MassOfSLITZnli at Feb 14,2008 7:47am
If you hire someone to do it for you, does that count? I know if I were to try, I would fuck it up, just like I do everything else.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 14,2008 8:54am
If you are going for maximum effect, the 12 gauge is the way. Nothing like a brain mural on the wall to make people remember you.

If you are looking to just go to sleep and not wake up, go for the pills or a massive heroin OD. Car in the garage with the motor on works too.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 14,2008 8:58am



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 14,2008 9:14am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
http://independent.gmnews.com/news/2005/0118/Front_Page/010.html


You've got to give him points for creativity.



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Feb 14,2008 9:40am
There is an animated picture of it somewhere, but if you krazy glue your hands to the side of your head and then hang yourself with razor wire, it will appear as though you ripped your own head off.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Feb 14,2008 9:46am
Drive your car into a moving train.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Feb 14,2008 9:55am
murder-suicide. if ur gonna go down, take some one with you to keep you company.



toggletoggle post by menodance at Feb 14,2008 9:57am
ZJD said[orig][quote]
There is an animated picture of it somewhere, but if you krazy glue your hands to the side of your head and then hang yourself with razor wire, it will appear as though you ripped your own head off.


WINNER!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 14,2008 9:58am edited Feb 14,2008 9:58am
I hear the Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuttin' ta fuck with. Try fucking with them.



toggletoggle post by christopher at Feb 14,2008 10:10am
drown in a vat of my own urine



toggletoggle post by christopher at Feb 14,2008 10:10am
...pissing myself to death



toggletoggle post by JDDomni at Feb 15,2008 10:43am
ACID BATH...you won't do it!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 15,2008 10:46am
dive headfirst off of a high dive into a frozen pool.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 15,2008 11:13am
Get in a staring contest with a moving train.



toggletoggle post by PeteovDom  at Feb 15,2008 11:18am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Get in a staring contest with a moving train.


what decides the winner, if you blink or laugh?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 15,2008 11:18am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
I hear the Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuttin' ta fuck with. Try fucking with them.


You could also do a similar thing and mess with Texas.



toggletoggle post by kadooganonymous at Feb 15,2008 11:26am
Don't rely on no one else.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 15,2008 11:47am
PeteovDom said[orig][quote]
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Get in a staring contest with a moving train.


what decides the winner, if you blink or laugh?


The winner is whoever smashes the loser into a quivering bag of pulped flesh and pulverized bone. (I wouldn't take the Vegas odds on this contest, BTW.)



toggletoggle post by PeteovDom  at Feb 15,2008 11:52am
trains don't have flesh and b...oooohhhh!



toggletoggle post by SacNLI at Feb 15,2008 1:52pm



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Feb 15,2008 3:17pm
hahahahaha good one, i'm surprised that hasn't been said yet.



toggletoggle post by poop at Feb 15,2008 5:24pm
delete system32 file



toggletoggle post by INFECT  at Feb 15,2008 5:36pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
http://independent.gmnews.com/news/2005/0118/Front_Page/010.html
.

"Nuss said that it was evident after talking to family members and discovering other supporting materials, that it was a suicide."

One would think that it would be evident after a cursory examination of the situation



toggletoggle post by INFECT  at Feb 15,2008 5:37pm
i mean, the guy fucking tied his neck to a lamppost and drove off



toggletoggle post by Fuck_Logging_In_NLI at Feb 15,2008 6:03pm
dude just take 20 Aleve.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Feb 15,2008 6:53pm
get a "real" job and go everyday...



toggletoggle post by Cholas at Feb 15,2008 7:57pm
Ask them.




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toggletoggle post by thirdknuckle  at Apr 28,2011 9:02am
Via webcam, please



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