I just had a 20 minute conversation with my aunt about eighties metal!! I am totally going into my room to scream out all the lyrics to painkiller (shhh...no one has to know that Painkiller came out in 1990).

Hahaha, I totally did it! 50 minutes of Halford screaming! Hahaha, good times!

80's metal owns.

Wargasm
Coroner
Bellandonna-era Anthrax
EXECUTIONER!

to name just a few
ah to be headlolling circa 1985 again--

I'd have refused my date to the prom--ugh

litacore said:

I was refering more to hair metal actually. But Priest is one of the actual good bands from that era (well, actually wasn't their first album released in 75?)

Hair Metal!

I actually owned two Stryper cassettes during ninth grade

skeletons in my closet

I sold them to a kid who was still into Keel after Slayer's 'Reign in Blood' came out

litacore said:

Hahaha, recently when I was seeing RotK, I got out and I here someone calling "Stu!!" which is for some reason what some of my friends call me even though it is not my name, but that is beside the point. Anyway, it was my friend and one of his friends and they were blasting Bon Jovi in the parking lot. Evidentally they had found it at Newbury Comics (which is in the same plaza) and bought it cause it was only 10 bucks. It was pretty funny.

The other night I watched Overkill Videoscope and Anthrax NFV. Best shit ever.

Tolkien and Bon Jovi--great combo!

"I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!"
--Wanted Dead or Alive

how the fuck do you rock a face anyway?

dumber than Skrewdriver

litacore said:

No no no no no, the worst lyrics ever are Judas Priest (but the singing makes up for it). Listen to the lyrics Hell Patrol:

Like wild fire
Comes roaring
Mad whirlwind
Burning the road

Black thunder
White lightning
Speed demons cry
The Hell Patrol

Night riders
Death dealers
Storm bringers
Tear up the ground

Fist flying
Eyes blazing
They're glory bound
The Hell Patrol

Brutalize you
Neutralize you
Gonna go for your throat as you choke
Then they'll vaporapeize you

Terrorize you
Pulverize you
Gonna cut to the bone as you groan
And they'll paratamize you

Chrome Masters
Steel Warriors
Soul Stealers
Ripping out hearts
They're Devil Dogs
The Hell Patrol

Ok, what the fuck is that? Vaporapeize??? Paratamize??? When I discovered these two words in this song last night I was laughing for like 5 minutes!

LOL, that owns.

The Devil Dogs line kills me especially

litacore said:

Hahaha, yeah man good shit. Pretty much every lyric on that album is hilarious. I will post some more later.

yes please

I listen to Stryper and Winger and Dokken on a regular basis. Oh, and I own a Stryper shirt.

Leather rebel
Lightning in the dark
Leather rebel
With a burning heart
;P

I got invited to the Poison show next week and I'm guessing I'm going, haha.