I'm wondering if the planets are lining up weird or something. Today we managed to rear end some fucking asshole in Quincy who stopped dead in a busy intersection in the van we just fucking got and had a bunch of work done on. We cracked the idiot's bumper, our radiator and our turn signal...awesome.

Then I had to get to the doctors to get checked out. We sat in retarded traffic, got there an hour late just in time for the fucking fire alarm to go off and the building to be evacuated. There was apparently a gas leak or something. So I had to go to the ER. Fucking gay.

We're all fine, so that's good...but what the fuck.

lets see... my distributer died in my car at like 2 last night eventhought i forked over 600 bucks to get it replaced 5 weeks ago and someone stole my cell phone today at ulowell. so far this day has cost me over 850 dollars!!!

is it a full moon or something?

Wow, dude. Fuck today. Seriously.

Sounds like someone's got a case of the moondays...
Sorry guys.

I spent all of yesterday nauseous resulting in puking last night twice, once around 11 and once again a couple hours later. After the second time my stomach had settled enough to go to sleep. My alarm woke me up and I went to work but I could still barely bring myself to eat anything. I'm pretty sure that's why I have a pounding headache now which will hopefully go away since I just put some food in my stomach.

yummy said:

I just laughed at that and it hurt my ribs.

pam nli said:

i just got a really funny mental image of this

Rainman gets out during traffic.

i have a hangnail and it's a little ingrown.

diarrhea_blumpkin said:

what type of cell phone is it?
i hear something around here that someone found a phone...
i did see a triple a card today justing sitting by a trash can.

it was an EnV

not yet

diarrhea_blumpkin said:

some kid in one of my classes was playing with one today at 10 but thats not the phone i heard someone found. sorry man.

poop missiles

It's my bday and I'm working, does that count as shitty? I figured I get sat and sunday off and today is a monday and I don't know anyone who doesn't work tomorrow morning so I figured I'd work. Fuck it

hey is your number a 978-500 number?

yep, had to put my dog down yesterday :(

My dad had his 4th heart attack, my step sister has cancer apparently, my mom took off... So my week has actually been beneficial to me.