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returntothepit >> discuss >> Nate Johnson by Smoke Bulga on Jan 28,2008 3:03pm
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toggletoggle post by Smoke Bulga at Jan 28,2008 3:03pm
let's get serious for a sec, what's so special about him?



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jan 28,2008 3:13pm
he's a really good kisser



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jan 28,2008 6:07pm
I wonder if Dre Robinson will ever find RTTP...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 28,2008 6:35pm
he's a snappy dresser.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 28,2008 6:39pm
his only weaknesses are poison sumac and blondes.



toggletoggle post by anon at Jan 28,2008 8:33pm
He has a flask with his name engraved on it.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 28,2008 9:16pm
He once drank a whole beer through his dick while doing a Yosemite Sam impersonation in the middle of a 4-some with a set of Swedish triplets

To Bill Brasky...oh...whoops



toggletoggle post by NateTheWAR at Jan 28,2008 11:15pm edited Jan 28,2008 11:16pm
Im not that special

Ive been told Im a good kisser, but it's nice to see someone other than my own mother say so

I clean up well, especially when there's a blonde involved, but in the case of poison sumac, it just helps spread it

The flask was a gift from a blonde (at least she was most of the time)

I cant say Ive ever put beer through any other orifice other than my mouth, and It was probably an Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation

The triplets I wish was true but unfortunately, Im a one woman man, Not to say I haven't had sex with two different girls in the same day, just not at the same time.

One day I hope people talk about me in the same manner some talk about the late, great Bill Brasky, but I think thats a FAR stretch




toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 29,2008 12:39am
I just think he's a sick vocalist, and he's friends with the manager of a pizza place I used to work at.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 29,2008 12:45am
Speaking of his vocals, they can turn zombies into beer.

After Since the Flood, he will sing for Integrity, but Dwid will come back to record the CD and then do a brief tour singing with the bass player from crowbar and a drum machine.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 29,2008 12:49am
And then eventually he'll move on to Devourement, just to get another little bit of death metal in his long list of band history.



toggletoggle post by SW at Jan 29,2008 1:56am
he is afraid of spiders



toggletoggle post by DAVESTF nli at Jan 29,2008 2:23am
he loves LOST



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 29,2008 3:03am
every sandwich he's ever eaten was a manwich



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 29,2008 3:08am
I saw him eat a bible whole.

I'm wearing an adult diaper.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 29,2008 3:12am
his dad insired the Burly paper towels from the simpsons episode and his mom is Betty Crocker. His uncle? none other than Joe Cocker.



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Jan 29,2008 5:17am
dildos in the pit.

'nuff said.



toggletoggle post by aaron michaelNLI at Jan 29,2008 5:55am
The great wall of china was his idea



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 29,2008 10:05am
He created fire, and was the first to find out how to reproduce.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 29,2008 10:11am
He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 29,2008 10:16am
No, he drives this:




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 29,2008 10:25am
He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.



toggletoggle post by blue on mah itouch lolz at Jan 29,2008 1:22pm
I once saw him scissor kick angela Lansbury.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 29,2008 2:20pm
He wears footsie pajamas.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 29,2008 2:27pm
who doesn't?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 29,2008 2:37pm
brian_dc said:
who doesn't?


Good point...but he's got an extra dickhole in his.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 29,2008 2:39pm
kick save and a beauty



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 29,2008 2:47pm
That's why I get paid the big bucks, sir.



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