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New site? Maybe some day.
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let's get serious for a sec, what's so special about him? |
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he's a really good kisser |
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I wonder if Dre Robinson will ever find RTTP... |
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his only weaknesses are poison sumac and blondes. |
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He has a flask with his name engraved on it. |
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He once drank a whole beer through his dick while doing a Yosemite Sam impersonation in the middle of a 4-some with a set of Swedish triplets
To Bill Brasky...oh...whoops |
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Im not that special
Ive been told Im a good kisser, but it's nice to see someone other than my own mother say so
I clean up well, especially when there's a blonde involved, but in the case of poison sumac, it just helps spread it
The flask was a gift from a blonde (at least she was most of the time)
I cant say Ive ever put beer through any other orifice other than my mouth, and It was probably an Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation
The triplets I wish was true but unfortunately, Im a one woman man, Not to say I haven't had sex with two different girls in the same day, just not at the same time.
One day I hope people talk about me in the same manner some talk about the late, great Bill Brasky, but I think thats a FAR stretch
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I just think he's a sick vocalist, and he's friends with the manager of a pizza place I used to work at. |
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Speaking of his vocals, they can turn zombies into beer.
After Since the Flood, he will sing for Integrity, but Dwid will come back to record the CD and then do a brief tour singing with the bass player from crowbar and a drum machine. |
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And then eventually he'll move on to Devourement, just to get another little bit of death metal in his long list of band history. |
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every sandwich he's ever eaten was a manwich |
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I saw him eat a bible whole.
I'm wearing an adult diaper. |
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his dad insired the Burly paper towels from the simpsons episode and his mom is Betty Crocker. His uncle? none other than Joe Cocker. |
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dildos in the pit.
'nuff said. |
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The great wall of china was his idea |
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He created fire, and was the first to find out how to reproduce. |
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He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls! |
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No, he drives this:
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He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. |
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I once saw him scissor kick angela Lansbury. |
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He wears footsie pajamas. |
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brian_dc said:
Good point...but he's got an extra dickhole in his. |
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That's why I get paid the big bucks, sir. |
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