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returntothepit >> discuss >> Established original heavy rock band from Concord/Manchester NH area seeks drummer by vulgardisplay on Jan 23,2008 11:52am
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toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 23,2008 11:52am
Established original heavy rock band from Concord/Manchester NH area seeks drummer

About the band:
1. our sound can be compared with alice in chains, sevendust, disturbed, prong, helmet, tool, a perfect circle, deftones, godsmack, etc.
2. we are aged mid 20s to 30s.
3. 12 song (1 hour) setlist with 4 songs to be added soon
4. jam space available with no monthly payment required
5. full-album released late 2007
6. featured in manchester hippo late 2007
7. featured on 4 FM stations in 2007 including rock101
8. featured regularly on internet radio stations/hard rock podcasts
9. played with drowning pool, powerman 5000, nonpoint, prong, nothingface, ra and many others


Requirements from members:
1. reliable transportation
2. good gear
3. no drugs
4. booze and practice don't mix
5. be available for gigs most weekends and occasional weeknights, mostly april-october
6. currently practice thursdays but tuesdays or wednesdays are possible
7. internet connection for coordinating shows, practices, etc (no chasing members by phone)
8. extra effort beyond practices and shows (flyering, promoting, etc)
9. SOLID playing much more important than "flashy" playing

email vulgardisplay at comcast dot net to schedule an audition.



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Jan 23,2008 11:57am
If you're so established, what's your name?



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Jan 23,2008 11:57am
Oh, and go to BSR, fuckin' mallcore kid.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 23,2008 12:53pm
vulgardisplay said:
4. booze and practice don't mix


they most certainly do, blasphemer!



toggletoggle post by SW at Jan 23,2008 1:20pm
yes please tell us the name of your great band



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Jan 23,2008 1:39pm edited Jan 23,2008 1:39pm
I am really surprised you guys are going so easy on him.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jan 23,2008 1:40pm
I don't see why booze and practice don't mix as long as you're responsible and sober enough to play.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 23,2008 1:44pm
responsible and sober are 2 words I don't see very often on this board.



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at Jan 23,2008 1:49pm
vulgardisplay said:

About the band:
1. our sound can be compared with alice in chains, sevendust, disturbed, prong, helmet, tool, a perfect circle, deftones, godsmack, etc.


hahahaha.... buttrock all the way. i bet you all have some pretty bitchin tribal tattoos as well



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 23,2008 2:30pm
"3. no drugs" = gtfo



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Jan 23,2008 3:02pm
largefreakatzero said:
"3. no drugs" = gtfo


That's exactly what I was thinking.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 3:08pm
"audition"
GET the fuck outta here



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 23,2008 3:47pm
We are Vulgar Display. What's it to you? I don't know why people think it's ok to get fucked up and play music. The two clearly don't belong together.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 3:51pm
Its one thing to enjoy practice and have a few beers and loosen up and have a good time...I'm perfectly capable of doing that. Just because YOU arent doesnt mean everyone else isnt either. Not that I'd want to be in your awful band anyway.



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 23,2008 3:56pm
We don't drink. We've all been effected emotionally with the effects of alcohol. I, nor my bandmates won't tolerate it. Alcohol and drugs ruin people.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 3:57pm
hah, it ruins people who turn it into something more than it is



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 23,2008 4:02pm
ALL YOUR ARGUMENTS, REFUTED IN ONE STROKE:



THIS MAN IS MADE OF LEATHER AND IRON, AND THERE IS MORE ROCK IN HIS LITTLE FINGER THAN YOUR ENTIRE BAND PUT TOGETHER. FALL BEFORE HIM AND WEEP



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 23,2008 4:13pm
Drummers under the effects of any drug will not play in the perfect meter we are searching for. If you don't like us go fuck yourself but our band is tight because we don't do drugs



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 23,2008 4:14pm
Ours is because we're musicians. YMMV.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 23,2008 4:15pm


PERFECT METER LOL



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 23,2008 4:26pm
What kind of band names themselves Vulgar Display if they are not some kind of Pantera tribute band?



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 4:27pm
vulgardisplay said:
Drummers under the effects of any drug will not play in the perfect meter we are searching for. If you don't like us go fuck yourself but our band is tight because we don't do drugs


i cant hear you from up on that high horse, man...yer gonna have to come down



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 23,2008 4:27pm
vulgardisplay said:
Drummers under the effects of any drug will not play in the perfect meter we are searching for. If you don't like us go fuck yourself but our band is tight because we don't do drugs


Yet you name your band after an album put out by a band whose members are/were huge users of drugs and alcohol. I stand confused.



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 23,2008 4:28pm
You wouldn't know the meaning of the word perfect. Perfection is only achieved WITHOUT anything drug related. I'm sure within the next year, you guys will be begging us to open for us at big shows.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 23,2008 4:29pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 23,2008 4:29pm
vulgardisplay said:
You wouldn't know the meaning of the word perfect. Perfection is only achieved WITHOUT anything drug related. I'm sure within the next year, you guys will be begging us to open for us at big shows.


OMG YOAR SO RITE

PLS CAN I OPEN FOR YOU OPENING FOR MUDVAYNE?



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 23,2008 4:31pm
You ever hear bands like Ra and Helmet. Those bands exemplify perfection, ferocity, complexity and the write epic tunes. We played with Ra before and I can tell you they were as sober as a rock.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 4:32pm
holy LOLZ



toggletoggle post by JIMI LOLS @ U at Jan 23,2008 4:32pm


I'm sorry, I couldn't pay attention to that; I was watching that spider with the head of Joseph Stalin fly across the room into the rainbow vortex. What were you saying? *transcendent guitar solo that defies the laws of space and time*



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 23,2008 4:38pm
vulgardisplay said:
You wouldn't know the meaning of the word perfect. Perfection is only achieved WITHOUT anything drug related. I'm sure within the next year, you guys will be begging us to open for us at big shows.



I havenn't heard of you guys at all. I am sure there is a big line of bands already begging to open up for you.





toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 23,2008 4:38pm
Jimi was a fucked up mess....a disgrace. Have any of you guys ever listened to catchy shit like alter bridge? You should because you might steer clear of drugs once you see how high you can perform without 'em



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 4:38pm
Most of the bands you listed as influences and have "played with" (which i'm sure means you did some whack ass pay to play ticket scheme to get on the show ANYWAY) are either broken or washed up so I'm sure no one will be begging to open with you now or ever.
you picked the wrong board...just slink away, man



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 4:39pm
vulgardisplay said:
Jimi was a fucked up mess....a disgrace. Have any of you guys ever listened to catchy shit like alter bridge? You should because you might steer clear of drugs once you see how high you can perform without 'em


NONE of the bands you have as influences would fucking be here without Hendrix you fucking hack



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 4:41pm
go back to Guitar Center and buy a $300 Crate full stack



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 23,2008 4:44pm
This thread has to be a joke.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 4:44pm
seriously



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 23,2008 4:44pm
mOe said:
go back to Guitar Center and buy a $300 Crate full stack


SICC BURN

LOL



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 23,2008 4:45pm
Ra, Alter Bridge, Helmet. Some shitty ass lack of guitar work all the way around with those influences.



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 23,2008 4:46pm
Fuck you guys. Hendrix was a hack. We played with Ra and had to sell 50 tickets. Whatever. We sold 10, payed for the rest and went on first. So what. It was a golden opportunity. We got to see the guys from Ra going in and out of thier tour bus several times. You guys wouldn't be HERE without bands like Ra. One of our techs even said he thought a couple of the Ra guys came in for a minute to check us out.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 4:46pm
yea, this has GOT to be a joke



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 23,2008 4:47pm
What's that? Some guys from Ra had invited you onto their tour bus and had their way with you? Did you at least get a shirt for it?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 23,2008 4:47pm
there is no way this is not a troll



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 23,2008 4:48pm
I bet rilly would be super into these guys.

vulgardisplay said:
Fuck you guys. Hendrix was a hack. We played with Ra and had to sell 50 tickets. Whatever. We sold 10, payed for the rest and went on first. So what. It was a golden opportunity. We got to see the guys from Ra going in and out of thier tour bus several times. You guys wouldn't be HERE without bands like Ra. One of our techs even said he thought a couple of the Ra guys came in for a minute to check us out.



HAHAHAHA.. HOLY SHIT

This is now teetering on the razor's edge; either a splendiferous example of a giant douchebag who thinks he's going to buy his way into The Industry, or an EPIC FUCKING TROLLOLOL.

Either way, I'm entertained.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 4:50pm
this has got to be a joke
no way some band who had a semi-hit on the radio like 6 years ago would have a bus and techs for a tour



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jan 23,2008 4:50pm
i hope this is real



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 23,2008 4:53pm
I said one of our techs. Fuck you guys seriously. Their "hit song" is 10x better than anything any of you guys have written. If you're not interested stop posting on
MY thread and stop wasting MY time.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 4:55pm
heh, you obviously didnt know anything about this board before you posted but its ok....happens to a lot of people
but now you have to deal with whatever comes to you and i'll be honest...you're not gonna find a drummer on this board but what you will find is constant belittling and shittalking about your lack of knowledge about music and your terrible band
so you might wanna consider just taking off



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 23,2008 4:56pm
What's your established band's website? Which member of the band are you?

Or are you their manager because Vulgar Display is taking off so much that they now have to hire a manager to handle everything so they can concentrate on writing more great music?



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 4:58pm
you're probably right, i mean they DO have techs



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 23,2008 4:59pm edited Jan 23,2008 5:00pm
vulgardisplay said:
I said one of our techs. Fuck you guys seriously. Their "hit song" is 10x better than anything any of you guys have written. If you're not interested stop posting on
MY thread and stop wasting MY time.


THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT TACO SALAD



MY THREAD, NOW, ESE



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 5:00pm
hah



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 23,2008 5:03pm edited Jan 23,2008 5:03pm
I seriously wait all month for taco salad day at my work cafeteria. They also have amazing enchiladas. I heart them - I heart them a lot.



toggletoggle post by Sun Ra at Jan 23,2008 5:06pm
vulgardisplay said:
I said one of our techs. Fuck you guys seriously. Their "hit song" is 10x better than anything any of you guys have written. If you're not interested stop posting on
MY thread and stop wasting MY time.


Faggot honkeys stealing my name.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 5:06pm
most of the dudes in RA are actually colored...no lie



toggletoggle post by brandon nli at Jan 23,2008 5:07pm
Ok first off, Hendrix was way more creative than any of the bands you guys have as influences. Second you have alice in chains as an influence and unless your a fucking idiot you know at least one of them used drugs. Guess which one???

You know i usually dont talk too much shit to people on here, But this guys asking for it. Especially with the alterbridge and ra comment both bands sound like everything else on the radio, None of your inspirations are creative or inventive, Just another bunch of assholes ripping of any decent rock band of the 90's

And paying to play a show?? What are kidding do you have any pride?? You cant mention you opened for a band when you payed to get on that shit. Why dont at least be honest.

"need memebers to play shit thats been done before in hopes losers will fall for it so we can get some cash."If its not for the money play something with some heart.



toggletoggle post by asshat at Jan 23,2008 5:10pm
not real band



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 5:10pm
the thing is, even if I were getting paid to do it, I'd need to drink to be in a band like this



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 23,2008 5:14pm
If this is a fake, the guy is definitely into it -- he posted on Craigslist too.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 5:15pm
i searched myspace for the bands page but there isnt one which makes me suspect this could be a fraud



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 23,2008 5:21pm
We don't do myspace asshole.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jan 23,2008 5:26pm
paying for shows is fine but myspace, pshhh thats just crossing the line.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 5:29pm
notice this guy thinks his band is the shit, but won't post a website
or maybe websites in general are for alcoholics and junkies. If they had a website they wouldnt be able to play at the meter or tightness desired for awesome music?



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jan 23,2008 5:35pm
mOe said:
hah, it ruins people who turn it into something more than it is


bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo bingo



toggletoggle post by screwy   at Jan 23,2008 5:46pm
Change your name to xVULGARDISPLAYx and you will make hundreds, literally HUNDREDS of dollars. You gotta ride the tiger, man.



toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Jan 23,2008 5:57pm
I'll drum for you. You guys are obviously the next big thing, and who wouldn't want to be part of such a great band that's been influenced by the likes of the mighty Alter Bridge?.

BTW, I also support adding the x's to the name. The best way to show how much you hate drugs is x's around the band name.



toggletoggle post by NateTheWAR at Jan 23,2008 5:57pm
Unfortunately, in todays mainstream music world, if you DONT have a myspace, you're a little behind.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jan 23,2008 6:12pm
i think he may have taken my advice and gotten the christ outta here



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 23,2008 6:13pm
mOe said:
i searched myspace for the bands page but there isnt one which makes me suspect this could be a fraud


vulgardisplay said:
We don't do myspace asshole.


archaeon said:
paying for shows is fine but myspace, pshhh thats just crossing the line.


Maybe we should do a MySpace for them?

Y'know, just to show we care.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jan 23,2008 6:36pm
Ummm, when is this faggot ass cunt going to answer the questions posed here? Where is your website? If you are so established why would you need to post an ad on craigslist? Why has nobody heard of your gay anal infected band? And as stated before, why would you name your band "Vulgar Display" after a band that did nothing but boot heroin and drink like Christ was cuming tomorrow? Audition? what are you, Led fucking Zeppelin without a record deal? Go fuck your mothers face you stuck up boy with a vagina.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 23,2008 6:50pm
Ok, guys - it's not perfect, but it's a start:

http://www.myspace.com/vulgardisplaybuttrock

PM me for the login info and together we can make this an official page worthy of the mighty Vulgar Display!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jan 23,2008 6:59pm
Hahahahaha....this HAS to be a joke.

The fifth bandmate in every four piece is alcohol. The sixth is always drugs.

These guys are 2 band members short of a good band.

Hell, they're so close to fame already that I'm almost willing to take up drums and try out for them. I'll be sure to bring lots of Mountain Dew and stories about how the sermon was at last Sunday's mass.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jan 23,2008 7:04pm
I disagree about drugs and alcohol being necessary to form a good band, but to make the blanket statement that those two things ruin lives in every situation they're introduced is just flat out fucking wrong.

I also agree I'd need to drink to be in a band this shitty, no matter how much money I was making.



toggletoggle post by screwy   at Jan 23,2008 7:24pm
This thread needs a link or it is fake.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 23,2008 7:32pm
screwy said:
This thread needs a link or it is fake.


http://www.myspace.com/vulgardisplaybuttrock

Der!



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at Jan 23,2008 8:07pm
can i come to your band practice and you guys can all poop on my chest?



toggletoggle post by luke nli at Jan 23,2008 8:14pm
I'd like to point out that number three is the worst part of this add. There is NOTHING worse than going to see a few bands you really dig and end up forced to sit through an HOUR or more of some terrible pay to play bands' terrible songs because there's no stage manager to shoo them off after 12 minutes....



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 23,2008 8:57pm
You guys need to grow up. I'm not giving out our website for you to trash us more. No way man. We have too much respect for ourselves. Second, we don't do the x's because that implies negativity and we're not about that. Why don't you assholes keep ruining yourself with drugs and alcohol and I promise(quote me on that) you will know who we are wherever you go in 1 year max. We just need a drummer first.
email vulgardisplay at comcast dot net to schedule an audition.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jan 23,2008 8:58pm
That's it, I'm sold...I want an audition.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jan 23,2008 8:59pm
Should I wear my tights?

If you guys really don't care....I mean...it is just an audition. May I wear my mostest awesomest jeans?



toggletoggle post by martins   at Jan 23,2008 9:04pm
LOL. I mean, I don't even drink much or do any shit but I hate people who are so adamant about not doing it. As someone said, it's when you make it out to be more than what it really is. Straight edge and all that bullshit pisses me off more than American Idol.



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 23,2008 9:11pm
Look asshole. If your parents were both raging drunks and druggies you'd understand asshole. If your bass player was molested by your drunk uncle you'd understand asshole. If your guitarist's girlfriend died of a drug overdose you'd understand asshole. If your vocalist's dad was a recovering alcoholic, you might understand asshole. Fucking leave us alone please.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jan 23,2008 9:26pm
Yes, because everyone who drinks does so with no regard for moderation and molests children. Not to mention everyone who does drugs dies of an overdose.

AMIRITE!?!?



toggletoggle post by martins   at Jan 23,2008 9:35pm
Lamp said:
Yes, because everyone who drinks does so with no regard for moderation and molests children. Not to mention everyone who does drugs dies of an overdose.

AMIRITE!?!?


Exactly!

Sure, the cases you've experienced haven't been the most positive but why should you ever rule someone out completely because they smoke a little weed or something, much less drink a bit of alcohol? That keeps you from meeting some of the best people and most talented musicians. You're obviously advertising to the wrong audience: a sensible one.



toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Jan 23,2008 9:44pm
All I hear is horse shit. You're not giving your website because of what? Because you don't have one. You guys will never get big. Also, you already have members in their 30s? Sorry to say, but it's too late for you guys and your cookie cutter rock band. Major labels will have NONE OF THAT.



toggletoggle post by V-190 at Jan 23,2008 10:00pm


I just figured out who this band is.



toggletoggle post by screwy   at Jan 23,2008 10:07pm
You uncle molested your bassist? Hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 23,2008 10:10pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
Ok, guys - it's not perfect, but it's a start:

http://www.myspace.com/vulgardisplaybuttrock

PM me for the login info and together we can make this an official page worthy of the mighty Vulgar Display!


buddy requested. please ad me so can spread the word good word about Vulgar Display of bullshit.



*also it is my belief that this thread is an inside job by one of the regulars who posts on here bored with the lack of comedic drama.



toggletoggle post by V-190 at Jan 23,2008 10:18pm
FuckIsMySignature said:


*also it is my belief that this thread is an inside job by one of the regulars who posts on here bored with the lack of comedic drama.


Nah.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 23,2008 11:04pm
LMFAO. Bloodshed Unreal is on the top friends list.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jan 24,2008 12:56am edited Jan 24,2008 12:57am
It's Hell Within/Twytch all over again. Alter Bridge is a catchy Rock band but definitely nothing to model your band after.

Pantera worship is NEVER cool and naming your band after them makes you look even less intelligent. Don't come back to this board ever again until you learn to grow a pair and take the heat.



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 8:13am
Knock it off assholes



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 24,2008 8:25am
I wish a gay son on everyone who has taken this thread seriously.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 24,2008 8:45am
This thread got great overnight. I so, so, so hope this band is real, because the uncle molesting the bass player is priceless.



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 8:59am
largefreakatzero said:
This thread got great overnight. I so, so, so hope this band is real, because the uncle molesting the bass player is priceless.


You have zero heart and I can't even believe what I'm hearing from you degenrates.



toggletoggle post by mcmahon  at Jan 24,2008 9:04am
hah! great stuff. this thread made my morning.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jan 24,2008 9:20am
GRADE A THREAD!




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 9:39am
vulgardisplay said:
Look asshole. If your parents were both raging drunks and druggies you'd understand asshole. If your bass player was molested by your drunk uncle you'd understand asshole. If your guitarist's girlfriend died of a drug overdose you'd understand asshole. If your vocalist's dad was a recovering alcoholic, you might understand asshole. Fucking leave us alone please.


Au contraire - I can assure you, good sir, that I understand asshole. I understand asshole very well.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 9:42am
I wonder if Leigh Rush will book these guys with Goatwhore.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 9:46am
1) Leave snotty "perfeshunul band seeking drummer" ad.
2) When questioned on "no drugs or alcohol" clause, inform everyone that if you ingest substances, you're not a musician - at least not one perfect enough to hang with VULGAR DIPSLAY. Also broadcast that you're too cool for MySpace.
3) Act astonished when people call you on your shit. "Leave VUGLAR DISPLAY ALONE!!!"
4) ...
5) Profit!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 24,2008 9:50am
DestroyYouAlot said:
I wonder WHEN Leigh Rush will book these guys with Goatwhore.


*fixed



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 9:52am
man you all are a bunch of assholes here....why would any band with all their senses want to post something on this bullshit ? what band do you play in destroyyoualot? id like to have some fun and criticize your music. if you can even make any that is



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 24,2008 9:52am
vulgardisplay said:>>
You have zero heart.>>





toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 24,2008 9:55am
RichHorror said:
I wish a gay son on everyone who has taken this thread seriously.







toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 24,2008 9:57am
DestroyYouAlot said:
1) Leave snotty "perfeshunul band seeking drummer" ad.
2) When questioned on "no drugs or alcohol" clause, inform everyone that if you ingest substances, you're not a musician - at least not one perfect enough to hang with VULGAR DIPSLAY. Also broadcast that you're too cool for MySpace.
3) Act astonished when people call you on your shit. "Leave VUGLAR DISPLAY ALONE!!!"
4) ...
5) Profit!



Phase 1: Collect Underwear.

Phase 3: Profit.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 10:11am
discordiak said:
man you all are a bunch of assholes here....why would any band with all their senses want to post something on this bullshit ? what band do you play in destroyyoualot? id like to have some fun and criticize your music. if you can even make any that is


I'll make sure and send you a copy of the EP when it's done.



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 10:16am
that dont answer the question..
WHAT BAND ARE YOU IN?



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 24,2008 10:17am
discordiak said:
that dont answer the question..
WHAT BAND ARE YOU IN?



What band are you in?



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 10:24am
STFU BLOODSHED UNREAL I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 24,2008 10:29am edited Jan 24,2008 10:31am
Very good, you know what band I am in. Now what band are you in?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 10:30am
Herugrim. (OMG, this is our first intertubes drama! I'm so excited!)



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 10:31am
metal_church101 said:
Way to answer the question.


With "total posts 3" you can't guess?



toggletoggle post by aril at Jan 24,2008 10:31am
discordiak:
he plays in Herugrim, as do I. You're welcome to come to our practice tomorrow night. make sure to bring your purse with some tissues in it though.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 10:33am
Also lube.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 24,2008 10:35am
Nope, guess I need more coffee this morning, I am a bit slow.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 24,2008 10:35am
well now, this took an interesting turn overnight.



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 10:37am
Thanks guys for sticking up for us. We should do a show together sometime. Email me with contact info. Our email is up above. Take care. And to the rest of you, the lord will have his way with you on the otherside....You can count on it.



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 10:37am
WHO THE FUCK IS HERUGRIM? AND WHERE DO YOU PRACTICE?



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 10:39am
all i can say is WOW.

ok, so THIS is the actual vulgardisplay user who made the post yesterday. all other vulgardisplay posts are not me. kudos to the guy who did it tho. i laughed my ass off.

anywhore, the band is not named vulgar display. it's not a cover band. we're looking for a drummer. not interested in drug-users or drunks, been there, done that, watched singers forget entire verses, guitarists stop in the middle of songs, never again.

if interested, email vulgardisplay at comcast dot net.

and for the people posting here just to argue, even though some of the shit here is funny - remember that arguing on the internet is like running the special olympics.... even if you win, you are still retarded.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 10:40am
vulgardisplay said:
all i can say is WOW.

ok, so THIS is the actual vulgardisplay user who made the post yesterday. all other vulgardisplay posts are not me. kudos to the guy who did it tho. i laughed my ass off.

anywhore, the band is not named vulgar display. it's not a cover band. we're looking for a drummer. not interested in drug-users or drunks, been there, done that, watched singers forget entire verses, guitarists stop in the middle of songs, never again.

if interested, email vulgardisplay at comcast dot net.

and for the people posting here just to argue, even though some of the shit here is funny - remember that arguing on the internet is like running the special olympics.... even if you win, you are still retarded.


You're no fun.




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 24,2008 10:40am
vulgardisplay said:
And to the rest of you, the lord will have his way with you on the otherside....You can count on it.


right, and when i am denied at the gates of Heaven and see you sucking Jesus off, i'll be sure to give a big thumbs up.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 10:41am
discordiak said:
WHO THE FUCK IS HERUGRIM? AND WHERE DO YOU PRACTICE?


US THE FUCK IS HERUGRIM! WE PRACTICE AT OUR PRACTICE SPACE!

DO YOU KNOW THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE?!?



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 10:42am
HAHAHAHA THATS GREAT VULGER!
I AM NOT ARGUEING. I JUST WANT TO HEAR THE MUSIC THESE CRITICS HAVE WRITTEN SO I CAN START MY OWN THREADS AND OPINIONS.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 10:42am



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 24,2008 10:43am
So you are saying your bass player WAS NOT molested by your uncle? I can't even express my disappointment with words.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 24,2008 10:43am edited Jan 24,2008 10:44am
Will the real Vulgar Display please stand up?

You still have never said the name of your band.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 10:44am
largefreakatzero said:
So you are saying your bass player WAS NOT molested by your uncle? I can't even express my disappointment with words.


He was totally asking for it.



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 10:45am
SO YOU OFFER AN INVITE BUT DONT FOLLOW UP? THOUGHT SO



toggletoggle post by t2daeek  at Jan 24,2008 10:46am
vulgardisplay said:
If your bass player was molested by your drunk uncle you'd understand asshole.

your uncle molested your bass player?
you guys know how to party.
i thought this was real up until the line about paying to play for Ra.




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 10:47am
I didn't invite shit, I just warned you that lube isn't optional.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 24,2008 10:47am
but without lube you ARE inviting shit.



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 10:51am
SO IS THIS REALLY THE TYPE OF PEOPLE YOU WANT TO MEET DYA? >"and hopefully people who are smart and cynical enough to avoid bullshit drama"
PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 10:52am
You think this is drama? You must not hang out with girls, much.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 10:53am
OMG HE FOUND MY MYSPACE - HACKAR ATTACK!!! CALL THE INTERNET POLICE



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 10:53am
vulgardisplay said:
all i can say is WOW.

ok, so THIS is the actual vulgardisplay user who made the post yesterday. all other vulgardisplay posts are not me. kudos to the guy who did it tho. i laughed my ass off.

anywhore, the band is not named vulgar display. it's not a cover band. we're looking for a drummer. not interested in drug-users or drunks, been there, done that, watched singers forget entire verses, guitarists stop in the middle of songs, never again.

if interested, email vulgardisplay at comcast dot net.

and for the people posting here just to argue, even though some of the shit here is funny - remember that arguing on the internet is like running the special olympics.... even if you win, you are still retarded.


This is not me. You guys are taking this too far. It's not a fuckin joke man



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 10:53am



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 10:55am
NOT HARD WHEN ITS YOUR USER NAME HERE



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 10:55am
SO C'MON I WANT TO HEAR SOME OF YOUR MUSIC.



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Jan 24,2008 10:57am
lets hear some "discordiak"



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 10:59am
NEVER CLAIMED TO PLAY IN A BAND.
NOR DO I SHRED ANYONE ELSES FOR THAT MATTER.
ARE YOU ALL TYPE AND HYPE? I WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU GOT TO OFFER THE MUSICAL WORLD.



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Jan 24,2008 11:00am



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 11:08am
I'll hum a bar or two for you:

da da DA, da da DA da, da da DA, da da DA da, da da DA, da da DA da, da da DA, da da DA da
da da DA da DA da DA da, da da DA da DA da DA da, da da DA, da da DA da, da da DA, da da DA da
BERROOOOOOOWWWWWWW BOOM BOOM BERROOOWWWWWWWWWWW DUN DUN DUN DUN

I think you can see where we're coming from, here.



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 11:09am
YEA I SEE . DISH IT OUT BUT CANT TAKE IT.
SALLY



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Jan 24,2008 11:10am
isnt that how they transcribe music for deaf people?



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 11:11am
SO I HEAR THE FOLK AND PSYCHEDELIC ANCIENT--- BUT WHERES THE BLACK METAL? NOT BAD IN AN ATMOSPHERIC WAY



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 11:12am
ancient master said:
isnt that how they transcribe music for deaf people?


That's our target audience.



toggletoggle post by ancient master at Jan 24,2008 11:12am
if you dont know youll never know...



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 24,2008 11:13am
DestroyYouAlot said:
I'll hum a bar or two for you:

da da DA, da da DA da, da da DA, da da DA da, da da DA, da da DA da, da da DA, da da DA da
da da DA da DA da DA da, da da DA da DA da DA da, da da DA, da da DA da, da da DA, da da DA da
BERROOOOOOOWWWWWWW BOOM BOOM BERROOOWWWWWWWWWWW DUN DUN DUN DUN

I think you can see where we're coming from, here.


Shit, now that's stuck in my head. Thanks alot.



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 11:16am
GUESS WE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS OF BLACK METAL.
TO ME IT DONT REQUIRE DRUNK GUYS YODELING AROUND A CAMPFIRE STRUMMING AN ACOUSTIC.



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 11:21am



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 11:24am
You guys can have your stupid thread. I'm outta here



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jan 24,2008 11:26am
"im doug, and im outttta heeaaaarrrrr."



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 11:28am
WE WON

STRIKE UP THE BAND - IT'S TIME FOR A V-DAY PARADE

TICKER-TAPE FTW



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jan 24,2008 11:28am
haha!



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 24,2008 11:29am
Must not let this thread end.



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Jan 24,2008 11:35am



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 24,2008 11:37am
bradmann = good_mann



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Jan 24,2008 11:38am
HICKS SPEEKZ DA TROOF



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Jan 24,2008 11:38am
DEAR VULGAR DISPLAY AND DISCORDLAK.......
that is all. thank you



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 11:41am
YOU SAID IT PUKES



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 11:41am
WINNING IN AN EPIC THREAD



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 11:44am
WINNING HOW? STILL HAVENT HEARD WHAT YOUR BAND SOUNDS LIKE.
BUT IF ITS ANYTHING LIKE ASSUCK ..I AM GLAD YOUR STALLING



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Jan 24,2008 11:46am
awwwww come on discordlak, have some fun, relax



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 11:49am
WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM DOING?
ITS JUST THE OTHER BALL BUSTERS CANT EAT A BAG OF THEIR OWN SHIT.
JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW MUCH THEY BELIEVE IN THEIR WORK



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Jan 24,2008 11:51am
*fart* wait what were you saying?



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 11:52am
LMAO



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 11:53am
HOLD THE LINE, THEY'RE STILL COMING

HANG UP A YELLOW RIBBON, WE'LL WIN THIS ONE YET

OVAR THERE, OVAR THERE
SEND THE WORD, SEND THE WORD
OVAR THERE
THAT THE YANKS ARE COMING
THE YANKS ARE COMING
THE DRUMS RUM TUMMING EVERYWHERE
SO PREPARE
SAY A PRAYER
SEND THE WORD
SEND THE WORD TO BEWARE
WE'LL BE OVAR, WE'RE COMING OVAR
AND WE WON'T BE BACK TILL IT'S OVAR OVAR THERE

BUY RTTP VICTORY BONDS



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 11:54am
DISCORDIAK = 1
DESTROYYOUALOT = 0



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 12:01pm
hi. it's the actual "vulgardisplay" user again. i printed this whole thread and took it into the shitter to read it (no i didn't wipe with it, how cliche). and some of you on here.... PNWED. big time!

for those that actually want to hear the music: http://myfreefilehosting.com/f/61b568378c_14.84MB

yes that's really us.

i'm not saying we're destined to be a platinum-selling artist any millenium soon or anything, but honestly, being the primary songwriter - i am proud of it.... FWIW.

and we are looking for a new drummer. the old one said this recently:

"im aware, you all asked if this was something i could comit to and when asked all that time ago... i could. but circumstances have chaged. im going back to school and now have a job thats less than consistant in the hours given to me. as of right now i don't know when im gonna do when i start going back...if yo uneed to replace me thats fine. but i need to do this for myself and get my ass back in school to better my future."

spelling errors are his, not mine.



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Jan 24,2008 12:04pm
i dont know if i believe you. i really think it is the same user.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 12:06pm
slow download is slooooooooooooooow



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 24,2008 12:07pm
REV DO THE IPS MATCH?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 24,2008 12:08pm
this file is large for one song....I'm scared



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 12:16pm
HOLD ME



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Jan 24,2008 12:25pm
awwwwwwwwwwww........ thats sweet



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 24,2008 12:31pm
ok....it's 2 songs...the download is legit...

I....have nothing else to say at the moment.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jan 24,2008 12:31pm
discordiak said:
WINNING HOW? STILL HAVENT HEARD WHAT YOUR BAND SOUNDS LIKE.
BUT IF ITS ANYTHING LIKE ASSUCK ..I AM GLAD YOUR STALLING


Are you retarded or something? Assuck owns.



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 12:34pm
ASSUCK OWNS?!?! YEA OK WHOS RETARDED..
ANYONE CAN PUT A BUSTED RAVIOLI ON THEIR COVER.
HEY THATS HOW YOU CAN OWN THE METAL WOLRD.
BEND OVER , TAKE A PICTURE OF YOURS ,AND THEN PUT IT ON THE COVER
OR SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD AND LET YOUR BANDMATES FIND YOU.



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Jan 24,2008 12:37pm
brian_dc said:
ok....it's 2 songs...the download is legit...

I....have nothing else to say at the moment.


thank you Royal RTTP Digital-Beefeater Brian.



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 12:39pm
THATS IF HERASHIM REALLY EXISTS



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 24,2008 12:40pm
HIROSHIMA DIDN'T HAPPEN

MASSIVE GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY TO COCK FLEX NUKES WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Jan 24,2008 12:43pm
discordiak said:
THATS IF HERASHIM REALLY EXISTS
once again i repeat....*fart* were you saying something?





toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 24,2008 12:44pm
WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING? this thread is amazing, discodick must have a pearl the size of the moon forming in his vagina.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 12:47pm
brian_dc said:
ok....it's 2 songs...the download is legit...

I....have nothing else to say at the moment.


I gotcha covered.





MP3 received.

Let's start this turkey.

Hmmm...

Godsmack / Days of the New intro...

"Ay-ay-ay" in pre-chorus...

Alice in Chains chorus (complete with dual clean sort of harmonies)...

Wah-wah solo... (That you, Cantrell?)

Chugga chugga CHUG - Chugga chugga CHUG

Layne Stanley dual-tracked nasal "Oohhhhh-ohhhhhh"s.

Oooh, now we're sorta rapping. SYNCOPATION, LOL

HURRRRR

I'm scratching my head for something to say, here, but we're about 2 minutes into the AIC OOWWWWWAAAAHHHHHs and nothing new is happening - oh, wait, it's over.

Yeah.

So, was the idea to rip off Alice in Chains directly, or to rip off Godsmack ripping off Alice in Chains? (Anybody remember Godsmack in their AIC cover-band days? Had to sit through that shit SO MANY TIMES at the Espresso Bar.)



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Jan 24,2008 12:47pm
Yeti said:
WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING? this thread is amazing, discodick must have a pearl the size of the moon forming in his vagina.
HAHAHAHAA




toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 24,2008 12:49pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
(Anybody remember Godsmack in their AIC cover-band days? Had to sit through that shit SO MANY TIMES at the Espresso Bar.)


ha! i remember that!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 12:50pm
These guys are gonna be HUGE on WAAF at 3 in the morning.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 24,2008 12:53pm
man that got me thinking about the Espresso Bar. i was thinking that it would be cool to have something like that now, but then i remembered that everyone sucks now and would turn it into the gayest thing ever. granted it was pretty gay at times back then, but not the gay it would be at this day in age.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 12:58pm
Wait, somebody check this - is it possible these are just Alice in Chains songs? Have I been successfully trolled, here? If so, my hat is off to you, good sir.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 24,2008 1:01pm
I will just keep it simple...

I...did not like it........at all.



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 1:02pm
WHAT ABOUT YOU SHETI? I WANNA HEAR SOME SACRILIGEON



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 24,2008 1:05pm
sheti. thats....clever....please, listen to Sacreligion, join the masses and berate until your throat is sore from laughter and your fingers bleed!



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 24,2008 1:06pm edited Jan 24,2008 1:07pm
take note


please comply



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 1:08pm
CAPS LOCK = CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL (BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER)



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Jan 24,2008 1:17pm
how did I manage to miss out on this whole thing? I feel cheated. I'm pretty sure this thread ended with the picture of Iggy, though.



toggletoggle post by V-190 at Jan 24,2008 1:20pm
can't.....hold back....any longer......must resist.......thread just too powerful...........














http://www.myspace.com/asimplecomplex










A Simple Complex formed in late 2002, and by spring of 2004, the band began rocking the local scene. With a slew of unique but contemporary hard rock originals, they have gained a reputation throughout New England for rocking the local clubs and amassing an ever-growing fan base. Their 2007 debut album Undo the Damage delivers in its promise to "bring back the days of heavy-laden guitar riffs and thought-inspiring lyrics" (source: Hippo Press Oct 2007).

A Simple Complex has performed with such national acts as Powerman 5000, Drowning Pool, The Misfits, Nonpoint, Ra, MOD, Nothingface, Silent Civilian, God Forbid, Crossbreed, Halestorm, Jacknife and more, as well as local New England greats Till We Die, Candy Striper Death Orgy, Window Pain, Stoic, Disorder by Design, Wretched Asylum, Full Tilt, Synj, Fallow, DCM, Mindset X, Broken Mindz and others.

A Simple Complex is generating interest with record labels, magazines, clubs, colleges and the news media across the country. A Simple Complex has been featured in the Hippo Press as well as heard on WGIR "ROCK 101" FM (NH), WRBC FM (ME), WSCS (NH), WLFC FM (OH), Rage Rock Radio, Spiderbite Radio, Artists International Independent Radio and various podcasts including Keith and the Girl.

As the offers continue to pour in, the band is ready to take it to the next level and join the ranks of other heavy hitters, such as Godsmack, Sevendust, Disturbed, Deftones, Prong, et al.


















toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 1:22pm
TILL WE DIE, CSDO, AND WRETCHED ASYLUM?!?

THAT'S THE RTTP TRIPLE CROWN!!!



As the offers continue to pour in, the band is ready to take it to the next level and join the ranks of other heavy hitters, such as Godsmack, Sevendust, Disturbed, Deftones, Prong, et al.

LOLOLOLOL



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 24,2008 1:22pm
my lolcano is erupting.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 1:25pm
HAI GUYS, HEEF LEDGUR DAID



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Jan 24,2008 1:27pm
who?



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 1:30pm
V-190 said:
can't.....hold back....any longer......must resist.......thread just too powerful...........


i suppose i can't hold out any longer either then.

V-190 = From: "ry" <redsoxfan11@comcast.net>

yep that's us. insult away!

and as for the feedback so far, constructive criticism is definitely welcome (but i'm sure there'll mostly be more of the standard "it's teh suxxors" bullshit as usual).

anyone that wants to play drums with us is welcome to email vulgardisplay at comcast dot net. and everyone else... thanks for the publicity, especially the fake 'vulgardisplay' who PNWED 90% of you =)

/quit











http://www.myspace.com/asimplecomplex










A Simple Complex formed in late 2002, and by spring of 2004, the band began rocking the local scene. With a slew of unique but contemporary hard rock originals, they have gained a reputation throughout New England for rocking the local clubs and amassing an ever-growing fan base. Their 2007 debut album Undo the Damage delivers in its promise to "bring back the days of heavy-laden guitar riffs and thought-inspiring lyrics" (source: Hippo Press Oct 2007).

A Simple Complex has performed with such national acts as Powerman 5000, Drowning Pool, The Misfits, Nonpoint, Ra, MOD, Nothingface, Silent Civilian, God Forbid, Crossbreed, Halestorm, Jacknife and more, as well as local New England greats Till We Die, Candy Striper Death Orgy, Window Pain, Stoic, Disorder by Design, Wretched Asylum, Full Tilt, Synj, Fallow, DCM, Mindset X, Broken Mindz and others.

A Simple Complex is generating interest with record labels, magazines, clubs, colleges and the news media across the country. A Simple Complex has been featured in the Hippo Press as well as heard on WGIR "ROCK 101" FM (NH), WRBC FM (ME), WSCS (NH), WLFC FM (OH), Rage Rock Radio, Spiderbite Radio, Artists International Independent Radio and various podcasts including Keith and the Girl.

As the offers continue to pour in, the band is ready to take it to the next level and join the ranks of other heavy hitters, such as Godsmack, Sevendust, Disturbed, Deftones, Prong, et al.




















toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 24,2008 1:33pm
Is it really a Simple Complex?



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 1:38pm
CSDO a national act? bahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 24,2008 1:39pm
discordiak said:
CSDO a national act? bahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!



All coming from you?



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 1:54pm
discordiak said:
CSDO a national act? bahahahahahahahaha


read it again, this time correctly ;)

...as well as local New England greats Till We Die, Candy Striper Death Orgy...





toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 1:56pm
THOUGHT YOU QUIT

QUITTER



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 1:59pm
yea comin from me.
ever see candy striper live? uggghhh the therapy



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 2:00pm
doh!
hope your not eric , vulgar ;)



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 2:06pm
Real vulgardisplay again. One more thing. The fake vulgardisplay was right about one thing. Our band has ultimate potential and there's nothing you can do to stop us.



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Jan 24,2008 2:07pm
So much for going easy on these guys, I was wrong...

Anyway HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHA

As the offers continue to pour in, the band is ready to take it to the next level and join the ranks of other heavy hitters, such as Godsmack, Sevendust, Disturbed, Deftones, Prong, et al.

I just pissed my self laughing.
Godsmack - DEAD
SEVENDUST - DEAD
DISTURBED - On life support and fading fast
DEFTONES - Somebody grab the pads, clear, zzzzzaappp, awe shit nothing..
RA - should be - Do You REMEMBER my Name

I could go on.

Next:
Their 2007 debut album Undo the Damage delivers in its promise to "bring back the days of heavy-laden guitar riffs and thought-inspiring lyrics" (source: Hippo Press Oct 2007).

Undo the Damage????? You guys can't have your hymens back, it just will not work. So are you telling us you promise that you are Bringing Pussyback? Heavy- laden guitar riffs, oh you mean one finger power chords in drop a minor????

Excuse while I go wipe the pee dribblets from my underwear.






toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Jan 24,2008 2:10pm
once again, i am telling you, it has got to be the same vulgar everytime. may i suggest split personalitties?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 2:10pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
THOUGHT YOU QUIT

QUITTER


vulgardisplay said:
Real vulgardisplay again. One more thing. The fake vulgardisplay was right about one thing. Our band has ultimate potential and there's nothing you can do to stop us.


I'M SO CONFUSED

WHICH ONE OF YOUR ANONYMOUS POSTING IDS IS REAL?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 24,2008 2:11pm
actually Deftones are still around and doing well



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 2:12pm
OP HERE

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 2:14pm
I'm sick of people posting under my name. I'm at work now and I can't get an official vulgardisplay until I can check my email later. I wasn't bullshiting about the drugs and alcohol and I stand firm. Stop impersonating me. All I'm trying to do is find a drummer. Fuck off



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Jan 24,2008 2:14pm
brian_dc said:
actually Deftones are still around and doing well


Actually that was more about the life IN their music not their careers



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 2:16pm
vulgardisplay said:
I'm sick of people posting under my name. I'm at work now and I can't get an official vulgardisplay until I can check my email later. I wasn't bullshiting about the drugs and alcohol and I stand firm. Stop impersonating me. All I'm trying to do is find a drummer. Fuck off


I think you have to register first, then quit the thread. ORDER OF OPERATIONS, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Jan 24,2008 2:17pm
tell it! lol



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at Jan 24,2008 2:21pm

As the offers continue to pour in, the band is ready to take it to the next level and join the ranks of other heavy hitters, such as Godsmack, Sevendust, Disturbed, Deftones, Prong, et al.

hate to break it to you but all of these bands have fallen off... a long long time ago

















toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 2:24pm



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 2:24pm
WOW!!!!!I'm the real vulgardisplay and I posted the original post that someone has taken hostage. We are Breathe out of Boston and our website is myspace.com/breathemusic
You people have way too much time on your hands. If you're a drummer contact me. My screenname is Vulgar Display because I like Pantera. I can't believe how stupid you people are to keep my thread going when I never posted more than the first post.



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 2:26pm
ENOUGH ALREADY

this is the real vulgardisplay, and if i catch any of you pussies posting as me, your fucking dead!!1



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 2:27pm
guys, guys, guys, can't we all just enjoy the music we love and get along? if anyone's serious about making some tight, original music, email me at vulgardisplay at comcast dot net, and we can set up an audition.



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 2:28pm
THAT WASN'T ME

CUT IT OUT PUSSY



toggletoggle post by THE REAL Joe Christianni at Jan 24,2008 2:28pm
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!@?



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 2:31pm
Will the real vulgar display please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 24,2008 2:35pm
discordiak said:
yea comin from me.
ever see candy striper live? uggghhh the therapy


Yes, I have seen CSDO many times live. One of my favorite locals. I'll listen and see CSDO any day of the week over the "hard hitting" shit numetal your buddy Vulgar compares himself to.




toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 24,2008 2:40pm
know what would be interesting? if everyone logged out and posted as vulgerdisplay...that'd show him



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 2:40pm
twell that explains your lack of musical appreciation.
CSDO may as well be a cover band for slayer.
as for your name...do (did) you actually like metal church?
my sympathys .
and vulgar isnt my buddy.for the record
anyone claiming to sound like dogsmack can take a flying leap.
and drinking and drugs go with music.
cant believe no one mentioned roger waters and floyd , inbreds



toggletoggle post by thefakevulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 2:40pm



toggletoggle post by discordiak at Jan 24,2008 2:41pm
toodles til tonight!



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Jan 24,2008 2:42pm
only God.. I mean rev knows the truth




toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 24,2008 2:47pm
discordiak said:
twell that explains your lack of musical appreciation.
CSDO may as well be a cover band for slayer.
as for your name...do (did) you actually like metal church?
my sympathys .
and vulgar isnt my buddy.for the record
anyone claiming to sound like dogsmack can take a flying leap.
and drinking and drugs go with music.
cant believe no one mentioned roger waters and floyd , inbreds


Hey Sherlock. CSDO is influenced by Slayer. That could be why it is reflected in their playing.

As far as my screen name, yes, years ago I was on a Metal Church kick and just kept the screen name.

Pink Floyd does kick ass, though.




toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 2:48pm
brian_dc said:
know what would be interesting? if everyone logged out and posted as vulgerdisplay...that'd show him


that's ridiculous.



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 24,2008 2:48pm
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toggletoggle post by THE REAL Joe Christianni at Jan 24,2008 2:48pm
SHUT UP PUSSIES



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toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jan 24,2008 2:52pm
Must... keep... thread..... going.....



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 2:56pm
GAIS DO YOU THINK JOSH WILL FIGHT KENNY?

I HEARD HE'S DOWN FOR AN A + B CHARGE



toggletoggle post by SW at Jan 24,2008 3:20pm
stop you guys shouldn't "blackup" their souls



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Jan 24,2008 3:28pm
[Jan 24,2008 2:56pm - DestroyYouAlot]
GAIS DO YOU THINK JOSH WILL FIGHT KENNY?

I HEARD HE'S DOWN FOR AN A + B CHARGE



LO-fucking-L



toggletoggle post by GodlessRob at Jan 24,2008 3:28pm
SW said:
stop you guys shouldn't "blackup" their souls


HAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TEARS... STREAMING... DOWN.... MY.... FACE...AAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBAH



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 24,2008 8:14pm
i'm gonna start publishing threads like this in my magazing "LOLzers Weekly. "



toggletoggle post by V-190 at Jan 24,2008 8:28pm
vulgardisplay said:
i suppose i can't hold out any longer either then.

V-190 = From: "ry" <redsoxfan11@comcast.net>



That email address is tied to a 24 yo drummer from tyngsboro named Ryan Kelly. Possibly the reason for your original post? Not me though.

Your ad gave you away. Deductively you were the only local band opening on one of those shows.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 24,2008 8:33pm



toggletoggle post by Fuck Logging In at Jan 24,2008 8:52pm

a picture of Vulgar Display on stage. No lie!



toggletoggle post by asshat at Jan 24,2008 11:39pm
looks like a halloween show



toggletoggle post by vulgardisplay at Jan 25,2008 8:58am
i know you've seen this a million times, but this is the actual 'vulgardisplay'. i know you can't trust that statement anymore but i have no other way of really proving it. oh - by the way, there was a GREAT bash reference above. http://bash.org/?5775 10 points for you, whichever vulgardisplay imposter you were!

thanks for listening to our music. some people have actually accidentally complimented our music, like the guy who said "are these actual alice in chains songs?" nice to know we could be mistaken for such a good band.

i've had some good laughs.... some "with" some of you... some "at" some of you. most of the things said about a simple complex aren't true (like the "photo" of us posted yesterday at 852pm is not us for example). i wish the criticism could've been more constructive but this IS teh interwebz so i expected nothing less than the savage assrape that ensued. it's all good.

andd since this is a metal crowd it seems, figure i'd tell everyone that i dig chimaira, machine head, sepultura, hatebreed, candiria, suicidal tendencies and some classic carcass (heartwork, baby!). carcass is reuniting and touring! fucking psyched!

by the way, we have 3 people auditioning this week/next week. so thanks for the publicity. don't let the thread die. keep talking about a simple complex. it's win/win!

"A Simple Complex brings back the days of heavy-laden guitar riffs with thought-inspiring lyrics"
- The Manchester Hippo
"That CD is just phenomenal... We've been spinning this thing like crazy"
- James Lowe (Program Director, KJAG Radio)
"Pretty impressive CD! You've got that Godsmack sound for sure."
- DJ Razor Ray WRBC FM
"I really dig your sounds."
- Michael James (Empath Records)
"I think you have a unique sound by contrast to the majority of today's artists in your genre.
- TAXI (review of "Severance")
"Like your sound. A little like Alice in Chains meets Tool!"
- The Machine (Internet Radio Station)
"Definitely check them out... it's pretty sick - it's heavy, and it's great!"
- Keith and the Girl (Award-Winning Podcast)
"A Simple Complex keeps rock going in the vein of Godsmack, Black Sabbath, Sevendust and Union Underground. Vocally, I hear some... Alice in Chains influences from the 1990s as well"
- Evil D (BT Music)
"I have had Blackup stuck in my head for three days now."
- DJ Silly Girl (RageRockRadio)

TTFN fuckers! =)



toggletoggle post by KarmaEnema at Jan 25,2008 9:06am
cmon guys theres still more bashing to do!! what are you waiting for?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 25,2008 9:08am
I don't work for you.



toggletoggle post by ASimpleComplexSux at Jan 25,2008 9:53pm
I've have been torchered by having to sit through a couple of sets of a Simple Complex. Bunch of Nu-metal retards.



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Jan 27,2008 7:15pm
vulgardisplay said:
Look asshole. If your parents were both raging drunks and druggies you'd understand asshole. If your bass player was molested by your drunk uncle you'd understand asshole. If your guitarist's girlfriend died of a drug overdose you'd understand asshole. If your vocalist's dad was a recovering alcoholic, you might understand asshole. Fucking leave us alone please.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That's fucking awesome.



toggletoggle post by Epic thread bumper at Mar 10,2011 12:44pm
yeah!!!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 10,2011 2:00pm
aaaaand 3 years later still have not heard of this bands existence outside of this thread.



toggletoggle post by Skinsandwich at Mar 10,2011 2:37pm
They were to busy doing rituals about doing rituals.



toggletoggle post by Tampoora at Mar 10,2011 2:39pm
Here ain't going to be no fuckin lightin bolts or fuckin lazer beams shootin outta rex's bass



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Mar 12,2011 10:07am
Before I go on to read the rest of the thread, I had to say this: nothingface and ra are perfect? Complex? The reason why they might be so tight on stage is because their shit is far from complex, it's the same repeat of four incredibly easy to play riffs, and it's far from complex. Ok, back to reading the rest of this lulzy thread that I feel like is a trolling troll trolling fail.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Mar 12,2011 10:22am
Totally didn't realize how old this thread is. Fail.



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