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returntothepit >> discuss >> UH OH in Maine.... by Hoser on Jan 6,2008 1:23pm
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jan 6,2008 1:23pm
I was sitting the porch of my log cabin this morning when my wife came bursting out of the door saying, "HEY!! There's someone in the woods!! I hear voices!!"

Having heard them as well I replied quite dryly, "I know."

So to make a long story REALLY short, the owner of the land that abutts my property makes her way over to my house. We had a conversation.

She says to me, "I haven't been out here in years!" To which I replied..."Nobody has."

She then proceeds to present me with a deed and tell me that she owns 40.5 acres that abutts my property and of her plans to either sell the land to some asshole from California or have it logged off for money." The logger was with her, by the way.

She then asked me, like any dumbass from Mass would, if there were any "moose" out here. To which I replied..."Everywhere."

So then she asks me if I have had the property surveyed recently. I stated that I had no reason to ever have it done, as in Maine....we leave the land alone.

She then asks me if I'm a hunter; to which I replied, "absolutely."

So, the whore wants to log the land off for money or sell it to some FUCKHEAD from California.

One last thing......she was wearing a "Hillary Clinton 2008" button on her $800 Helly Hanson ski jacket and had a $100 hair-do.

She told me that she had the land posted "years ago." I told her that people around here don't post their land, and if they do....people around here will rip the signs down because they're an eyesore.

Fucking CUNT.



toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Jan 6,2008 1:55pm
That sucks....best of luck to you.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jan 6,2008 1:59pm
You should hunt her.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jan 6,2008 2:44pm
So, they are planning to log it for lumber or are they planning to actually build on it?



toggletoggle post by CNV at Jan 6,2008 2:54pm
What ah fucking douche bag... Put her in the wood chipper.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jan 6,2008 3:01pm
She wants to either have it logged for lumber or sold to the asshole from California. She wants money...bottom line.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 6,2008 3:46pm
make compost of her, Hoser

whores break down nicely



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jan 6,2008 7:39pm
That sucks.
I know it would be like picking the lesser of two evils, but if it was me, I'd hope it was logged. Better that it was put to a practical use then sold to some assclown on the other side of the country for who the hell knows what dumb reason.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jan 6,2008 7:42pm
You should have this guy eat her out.




toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Jan 6,2008 8:21pm
why don't you get out of your cave and ask around town if the city will buy it, or if citizens will help. I am sure no one wants to see it logged off.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jan 6,2008 8:57pm
wow, thems fighting words



toggletoggle post by Dertoxia   at Jan 6,2008 9:01pm
should have had yer banjo on yer knee and told her to squeel like a pigee



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Jan 6,2008 9:11pm
Maybe the dick from California just wants a log cabin too?
That sucks, dude.



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