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Punisher said:

Off the top of my head I can count at least 500 people who care what I think. That's just at work. Outside of work I'm pretty anti-social, so add maybe another 100 or so. This brings us to an interesting problem though. Do they really care what I think or just respect what I have to say? Is there a difference? I will be thinking about this for a while now.

Damn, I haven't even made dinner yet. What should I have? Leftover tacos would work. Ooh, ooh, ooh. I am definitely having bratwurst and I do believe there are potato rolls left. Hopefully there is mustard left, but brats nonetheless.

The first time I used meth I was 13 years old and I was in 7th grade. It started as an "extracurricular activity" of sorts. I smoked and snorted the drug with my friends. This quickly elevated to more frequent use, however, and by the time I was 15, I was shooting up regularly.
That same year I ran away from home with some other kids to go live in California. On our way, we got busted and put in juvenile detention. We had alcohol, needles, and drugs in the car. Because I was a girl, the cops tried to talk me into saying that the drugs they found on me belonged to the boys I was with. I wasn't about to narc, though. So they called our parents (who quickly got on the road) and they picked us up after 5 days in detention. I was charged with being a runaway, possession of methamphetamine, possession of alcohol under age, and possession of paraphernalia.
I never had to go back for court, however. Apparently, the court was satisfied with me being punished in my home state. My parents brought me home and I was adjudicated as a CHINA (or Child in Need of Assistance). This started three years of strict court supervision.

Ooh, am I typing what I am reading? Damn I always do that. Anyways, where was I. I don't know. Oh, who cares what I think? Well, who is you nigga? I don't know you. Are you the abomb because you are ready to explode and let the Hulkamania run wild. Shit, somethings burning.

Wow, this look so fucking gay.

HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

1. Dogs do not have trouble expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
4. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong
5. Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
6. Dogs don't criticize your friends.
7. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
8. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
9. Dogs do not play games with you - except fetch (and they'll never
laugh at how you throw)
10. Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know
the most important thing is that you're together.
11. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
12. No dog ever voted to confirm Clarence Thomas.
13. You can train a dog.
14. Dogs are good with kids.
15. Dogs are easy to buy for.
16. Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
17. You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
18. Gorgeous dogs don't know they are gorgeous.
19. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK. The
*really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a
vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gave it to you.)
20. Dogs understand what "No " means.
21. Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
22, Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.
23. Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
24. Dogs do not read at the table.
25. Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
26. You can house-train a dog.
27. You can force a dog to take a bath.
28. Dogs don't correct your stories.
29. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger
owner.
30. Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
31. Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.
32. Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
33. Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
34. Dogs admit it when they are lost.
35. Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
36. Dogs look at your eyes.
37. Dogs like your size.
38. Dogs do not care whther you shave your legs.
39. Dogs take care of their own needs.
40. Dogs are color blind.
41. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
42. Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
43. Dogs are nice to your relatives.
44. Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.

HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE THE SAME
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both are threatened by their own kind.
4. Both like to chew wood.
5. Both mark their territory.
6. Both are bad at asking you questions.
7. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
8. Both tend to smell riper with age.
9. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
10. Neither does any dishes.
11. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
12. Both like dominance games.
13. Both are suspicious of the postman.
14. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
15. Neither understands what you see in cats.

Who rights this shit? Damn, I mean who W-R-I-T-E-S this shit? What a fucking dumbass.

kid, you got serious fucken issues.....