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New site? Maybe some day.
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I'm bringing home a cat today. She'll need a name. Which one of you brain surgeons is brilliant enough to come up with one? |
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This ought to be interesting. |
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can we have a picture or something? |
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I'll post a picture when she comes home. The winning name so far is Sargent D. |
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Just call it Cat. Names are overrated. |
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Lord High Admiral Kittington |
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The Meow is already taken. |
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How about Dum Phukk N Kunt |
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xmikex said: The winning name so far is Sargent D. |
You shouldn't have even started this thread. Win.
Or, use the band name generator. That's always good for pet names, too. |
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I will throw the word "kitty" after each so as to clarify:
Antric Achilleas Kitty
Damned Intestinal Kitty
Omniphallic Window Kitty
In the Prolapsed Bowels of the Divorced Puric Angel In Mourning Kitty
Anachronistic Satan of the Cult Kitty
Christian Kitty
Enter the Baby Damnation Kitty
Purulent Punishment Kitty
Depraved Cum Soaked Remorse Kitty
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Don't pick Omniphallic Window Kitty. It'll watch you masturbate. |
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RichHorror said:
if named General, the cat will protect you from the breath-stealing goblins in your wall. |
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I'm going to win. "grim shea" |
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DomesticTerror said: RichHorror said:
if named General, the cat will protect you from the breath-stealing goblins in your wall. |
haha. i very vaugely remember that movie. |
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deadlikemurf said:
That's what I call my kitten. Cat sucks. |
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my cat just farted behind me... it's like she took a crap on my lap. so gross. |
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i think an awesome cat name is "chairman meow" but its been done. |
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I think the best name for a cat would be "MOOO" because then whenever you were calling to your cat... |
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P-Qwan or Non-fiction cuz she's always lyin |
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DestroyYouAlot said:
HA! WIN! |
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rover or lassie would be funny but not ridiculous. |
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It doesn't matter what you name it, because after a month or two you'll invariably come up with some nickname for it that you'll call it for the rest of its life. |
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Sir, do you meow how fast you were going? |
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Still no name.
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I still say you should name it Terryaki, or maybe Dim Sum |
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Yeti said:
You're actually like the 3rd person to suggest that. Whatever that's about. |
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Holy fuck, she's cute.
She's sassy, she needs a sassy name. Like Verruca. |
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name her goat-headed egyptian impregnation |
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Reign
Psilocybin
Sextress
Guts
Finger
BigLipsVaginalWall |
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Willie Nigger Shitballs. That is his full name for fancy dinner parties. |
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I pity all of your children. |
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I'm still laughing that my cat fell in the fish tank. |
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the_reverend said: I'm still laughing that my cat fell in the fish tank. |
pix? |
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I WISH. it was at 3:30am. she plopped her fat ass in to the tank and then splashed all the water every where and there was a soaking wet cat path from upstairs all the way down the stairs and all over downstairs. |
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the erotic adventure of hercules the kitten. |
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"Sadomashochrist"
you mean sadomashokitty |
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i thought he named him megatherion. |
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its markings make it look like it has a spartan soldiers helmet on |
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howzabout "pickle sniffer" |
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if no one has made the suggestion yet, you could always name it Paul. |
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i've had a few double posts lately.
i've had a few double posts lately.
i've had a few double posts lately. |
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yeah, my new code should fix that, but i still need to upload that. |
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The cat's name is Bukowski. She's 2 years old now. What a weird random thread to bump. |
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best name so far
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i think an awesome cat name is "chairman meow" but its been done. |
i met some crazy fucking lady at my work that named her cat this, she made t-shirts and buttons for him and he even has his own fucking website with a manifesto on it. WHAT THE FUCK ITS A FUCKING CAT! |
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Cat and thread soon will turn 8. |
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Cat and thread soon will turn 8. |
Shutup fagget |
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Cat and thread soon will turn 8. |
So, did he come, or what? |
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phew.. I came here thinking "oh no! did it die?!?!" |
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