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returntothepit >> discuss >> Name My Cat by xmikex on Dec 29,2007 10:58am
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 29,2007 10:58am
I'm bringing home a cat today. She'll need a name. Which one of you brain surgeons is brilliant enough to come up with one?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 29,2007 11:00am
This ought to be interesting.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Dec 29,2007 11:02am
Captain Treasure Waffle



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2007 11:04am
can we have a picture or something?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 29,2007 11:10am
I'll post a picture when she comes home. The winning name so far is Sargent D.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 29,2007 12:06pm
Lo Mein



toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Dec 29,2007 12:09pm
Just call it Cat. Names are overrated.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 29,2007 12:11pm
BAGEL RAPER



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 29,2007 12:11pm
sandy vagina



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 29,2007 12:12pm
Lord High Admiral Kittington



toggletoggle post by Horror_Tang  at Dec 29,2007 12:12pm
The Meow is already taken.



toggletoggle post by Horror_Tang  at Dec 29,2007 12:13pm
How about Dum Phukk N Kunt



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Dec 29,2007 12:26pm
in b4 longcat



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 29,2007 12:28pm
Brian Peppers.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Dec 29,2007 12:32pm
xmikex said:
The winning name so far is Sargent D.


You shouldn't have even started this thread. Win.

Or, use the band name generator. That's always good for pet names, too.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Dec 29,2007 12:35pm
I will throw the word "kitty" after each so as to clarify:

Antric Achilleas Kitty

Damned Intestinal Kitty

Omniphallic Window Kitty

In the Prolapsed Bowels of the Divorced Puric Angel In Mourning Kitty

Anachronistic Satan of the Cult Kitty

Christian Kitty

Enter the Baby Damnation Kitty

Purulent Punishment Kitty

Depraved Cum Soaked Remorse Kitty



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Dec 29,2007 12:36pm
Don't pick Omniphallic Window Kitty. It'll watch you masturbate.



toggletoggle post by Y_Ddraig_Goch  at Dec 29,2007 12:38pm
pussynigga



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Dec 29,2007 1:31pm
cunt



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 29,2007 1:33pm
binoculars!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 29,2007 1:34pm
I like 'The General'.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Dec 29,2007 1:42pm
Donuts.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Dec 29,2007 2:37pm
RichHorror said:
I like 'The General'.


if named General, the cat will protect you from the breath-stealing goblins in your wall.



toggletoggle post by OCR  at Dec 29,2007 2:37pm
pussy farts



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Dec 29,2007 2:59pm
dreadkill said:
binoculars!


win



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2007 4:47pm
I'm going to win. "grim shea"



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Dec 29,2007 5:03pm
Leng Shea



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2007 5:08pm
2 points for that one.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 29,2007 6:01pm
DomesticTerror said:
RichHorror said:
I like 'The General'.


if named General, the cat will protect you from the breath-stealing goblins in your wall.


haha. i very vaugely remember that movie.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Dec 29,2007 6:04pm
deadlikemurf said:
cunt


That's what I call my kitten. Cat sucks.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2007 6:55pm
my cat just farted behind me... it's like she took a crap on my lap. so gross.



toggletoggle post by MassOfTwoSlits at Dec 29,2007 8:09pm
Captain Kitty Face



toggletoggle post by ctb0derpatrol at Dec 30,2007 2:49am
shitrock



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Dec 30,2007 3:33am
i think an awesome cat name is "chairman meow" but its been done.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 30,2007 3:48am
I think the best name for a cat would be "MOOO" because then whenever you were calling to your cat...



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 30,2007 4:50am
P-Qwan or Non-fiction cuz she's always lyin



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 30,2007 5:03am
hollakitty69



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 30,2007 5:04am
DestroyYouAlot said:
hollakitty69


HA! WIN!



toggletoggle post by HappySunshineBaby   at Dec 30,2007 8:10am
dog

LOL AMIDOINITRITE?



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Dec 30,2007 11:03am
name it rattlehead



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Dec 30,2007 11:42am
rover or lassie would be funny but not ridiculous.



toggletoggle post by fat ass at Dec 30,2007 2:37pm
hollakitty69 > Sargent D



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 30,2007 2:39pm
It doesn't matter what you name it, because after a month or two you'll invariably come up with some nickname for it that you'll call it for the rest of its life.



toggletoggle post by Horror_Tang  at Dec 30,2007 3:12pm
Sir, do you meow how fast you were going?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 31,2007 9:38am
CHICKEN FUCKER



toggletoggle post by Timma at Dec 31,2007 11:41am
Giggle pants.



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Dec 31,2007 12:47pm
name it Terriaki



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 31,2007 12:52pm
Vigo the Carpathian



toggletoggle post by Timma at Dec 31,2007 1:15pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 2,2008 12:35pm
Still no name.




toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Jan 2,2008 12:39pm
I still say you should name it Terryaki, or maybe Dim Sum



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 2,2008 12:41pm
Winston Churchill



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 2,2008 12:44pm
Mace Windu.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jan 2,2008 12:44pm
Vag full of vomit



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 2,2008 12:51pm
Yeti said:
Winston Churchill


You're actually like the 3rd person to suggest that. Whatever that's about.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 2,2008 12:56pm
Chester McFluffynuts



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Jan 2,2008 5:00pm
Holy fuck, she's cute.

She's sassy, she needs a sassy name. Like Verruca.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 2,2008 5:02pm
name her goat-headed egyptian impregnation



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 2,2008 5:03pm
spankers mcdoo



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 2,2008 5:03pm
buttfart



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 2,2008 5:03pm
perkyass



toggletoggle post by Timma at Jan 2,2008 5:16pm
Captain Fancypants.



toggletoggle post by awesome thread. great job! at Jan 3,2008 9:05am
Reign

Psilocybin

Sextress

Guts


Finger



BigLipsVaginalWall



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 3,2008 9:09am
Willie Nigger Shitballs. That is his full name for fancy dinner parties.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 3,2008 10:33am
Anubis



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 3,2008 12:40pm
I pity all of your children.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jan 3,2008 12:50pm
prosthetic pussy



toggletoggle post by faggums at Jan 3,2008 12:55pm
Percy



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jan 3,2008 12:58pm
"Wet"



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jan 3,2008 1:01pm
pandajo



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Jan 3,2008 1:04pm
boo boo kitty fuck



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 3,2008 1:05pm
I'm still laughing that my cat fell in the fish tank.



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Jan 3,2008 1:10pm
the_reverend said:
I'm still laughing that my cat fell in the fish tank.


pix?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 3,2008 1:15pm
I WISH. it was at 3:30am. she plopped her fat ass in to the tank and then splashed all the water every where and there was a soaking wet cat path from upstairs all the way down the stairs and all over downstairs.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jan 3,2008 1:22pm
wait why are we wasting "precious" brain power
http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.php



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jan 3,2008 1:23pm
Brutalized Sonic Kitty



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jan 3,2008 1:24pm
Sadomashochrist



toggletoggle post by Timma at Jan 3,2008 1:25pm edited Jan 3,2008 1:25pm



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jan 3,2008 1:25pm
Erotic Cerberus



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jan 3,2008 1:39pm
the erotic adventure of hercules the kitten.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 3,2008 1:41pm
"Sadomashochrist"

you mean sadomashokitty



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jan 3,2008 3:40pm
ha!



toggletoggle post by Kadooganimaniacs at Nov 21,2009 10:49am
WHAT DID YOU NAME IT?!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 21,2009 6:10pm
A B C D COOKIE MONSTER.



toggletoggle post by Gabe_Horn at Nov 21,2009 11:13pm
Faggot Face



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Nov 22,2009 8:48am
puppy.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Nov 22,2009 2:47pm
Kittitonia



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Nov 22,2009 2:48pm
Or xcatx



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Nov 22,2009 2:54pm
ShadowSD said[orig][quote]
Or xcatx


haha, i like



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 22,2009 3:15pm
i thought he named him megatherion.



toggletoggle post by alexc  at Nov 22,2009 5:29pm
its markings make it look like it has a spartan soldiers helmet on



toggletoggle post by thephantomgourmet at Nov 22,2009 5:31pm
howzabout "pickle sniffer"



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 22,2009 6:03pm
name it Paul.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 22,2009 6:04pm
name it Paul.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 22,2009 6:06pm
if no one has made the suggestion yet, you could always name it Paul.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Nov 22,2009 6:10pm
i've had a few double posts lately.

i've had a few double posts lately.

i've had a few double posts lately.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 22,2009 8:08pm
yeah, my new code should fix that, but i still need to upload that.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 23,2009 6:48am
The cat's name is Bukowski. She's 2 years old now. What a weird random thread to bump.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 23,2009 9:32am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 23,2009 9:35am
name it Paul.



toggletoggle post by Alexecutioner at Nov 23,2009 9:44am
DaveFromTheGrave said[orig][quote]
BAGEL RAPER


best name so far

sxealex said[orig][quote]
i think an awesome cat name is "chairman meow" but its been done.


i met some crazy fucking lady at my work that named her cat this, she made t-shirts and buttons for him and he even has his own fucking website with a manifesto on it. WHAT THE FUCK ITS A FUCKING CAT!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 23,2009 9:53am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
name it Paul.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Sep 25,2015 4:53pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
name it Paul.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 25,2015 6:25pm
Cat and thread soon will turn 8.



toggletoggle post by Shutup fagget at Sep 26,2015 8:32am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Cat and thread soon will turn 8.


Shutup fagget



toggletoggle post by Gil at Sep 27,2015 11:23am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Cat and thread soon will turn 8.


So, did he come, or what?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 28,2015 9:57am
phew.. I came here thinking "oh no! did it die?!?!"



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