http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,317202,00.html

"School officials say the Ocala 5th grader had brought a piece of steak for her lunch, and a four and a half inch steak knife with which to cut it. According to the report, a couple of teachers took the utensil and called authorities, who arrested the girl and took her to the county’s juvenile assessment center.

Students sitting next to the girl at lunch say she didn't threaten anyone with the knife; she just used it to cut up her food."

i can't believe the state of the world today

terrorist!

the_reverend said:
Isn't that what you are when you try to board a plane with a camera?

"I'm in ur Columbinez, cuttin up mah steak"

OCALA TECH JUST KICKED IN, YO

i'm never having kids.

DestroyYouAlot said:

hahahaha



buuuuuuuut yeah... seriously, what else was the girl gonna cut her steak with? Telekinesis? Spiderman's spider-cock? I mean, come on... first they ban tag at schools, now you cant even eat food you brought properly. what's next? they will ban going to the bathroom or talking to other kids in school? they are banning EVERYTHING. kid's are going to turn into total wussies that cant do anything or deal with anything on their own.

I hope somebody shoots up that school.

thegreatspaldino said:

oh really? now who would want a society like that?

apparently those people

ok, think about this a little harder. Who would want a society of incompetent people whose lives are dictated to them? Who benefits from that?

DaveFromTheGrave said:

The Martian/Rotary Club cabal, clearly.

DaveFromTheGrave said:

Wal-mart.

Both valid answers, but I was looking for "novus ordo seclorum." Please play again.

DaveFromTheGrave said:



"I'll take the rapist for $1000."

i'm a knife, knifin around
cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut

DaveFromTheGrave said:

"And you wagered?....'Suck It Trebek'...."