Been a while. I dont have internet right now, but Im at my friends who has the glorious, debaucherous internet.

Ill be online soon enough and may possibly return here to poke sticks at your proverbial selves.

I .....will......Return...............TO THE PIT!.
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Ill fucking stab you

how's "America's Wang" treatin ya?

haha s'ok man.
I talked to Stevus a few weeks ago, congrats on NSN doin stuff again. I miss being in a band but its kinda cool at the same time.
hows yourself?

maxin and relaxin -you know the drill. i think we are actually in hibernation right now from the brutallity that is New England's winter (dont ya miss it?) but got a few killer shows comin up next month...errr...year.

hoser's been trying way too hard to be an internets thug. I also think todd (formerly of the bombshelter) is dead.

No way, Todd is definitely around. NSN is playing a show with me band, and therefor are living Kok's dream.

I miss you Kok...I have nobody to vent to.

I have spent 66 days Deer hunting without a kill. I have been an accomplice to 4 deer deaths thsi year and none of them were mine. Tomorrow is the last day....I'm an angry soul.

I still hate Ted Kennedy loving, faggot marrying pacifists...but other than that...I'm still Jake.

I pissed in the urinal next to Ted in high school. He looks like Sid & Marty Kroft creation.

Oh and a Masshole speeding through traffic in the snow cut me off as well as at least 3 other people while weaving through traffic. What else is new...I hope he slides off of the road and kills the girl in his passenger seat...so that he can feel the pain of his stupidity forever...God I hate Mass drivers. Such inconsiderate assholes.

U should witness the atrocity that is fla driving!!
so many old people, and so congested in the winter makes for a comical ride home everyday.

Its about 68 and breezy here at night and about 76 during the day. Its pretty frikkin rad, but it just does not feel like the holiday season without a shriveled sacksicle.

Rich, I still have the dream of playing with you band, oh how it will never ever die. And it will NEVER EVER say Never.

I still fucking NEVER say never.

Hose , I miss ya too budrick, you guys should plan a vaca down here sometime in the future. Stevus is coming down in Feb-March for a week.

The metal scene down here just plain isnt.

the other day they had their 'metal' concert and it was papa roach, gay creed guys new band, vinnie pauls new gay band, that gay band that plays I hate you song, and some other gay 'metal' band.

When I mention Im into death metal, a lot of ppl go, 'OH dood, I love Lamb of God...well the new stuff."

And I laugh, oh how I laugh.

My dream is for you to magically be at O'Briens on the 23rd for the old time country/rock and roll show I booked and drink copious amounts of whiskey with me. You son of a bitch.

Man, I miss him.