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returntothepit >> discuss >> I know that this will meet with controversy...but Clutch may be the greatest band in history... by Hoser on Nov 30,2007 8:52pm
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 30,2007 8:52pm
Obviously, this is my opinion...


I fucking love this band...I just got "Robot Hive" and holy hell...words can't describe the fucking groove.

These guys rock fucking ass...a 15 year career finally coming to a head.

Great band. Every song is a masterpiece.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 30,2007 8:53pm
Neil Fallon is a genius with a genious band.

gawd fuckin' damn!!!!



toggletoggle post by w 3 nli at Nov 30,2007 8:55pm
i dont know if i agree with greatest band but i def digg'em



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 30,2007 9:01pm
somehow you confused greatest with gayest again. you keep doing that



toggletoggle post by yummy at Nov 30,2007 9:05pm
I haven't heard that album yet but my girlfriend says it's great. I haven't really liked the last few albums. You and I can agree on one thing. Clutch is a good band.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Nov 30,2007 10:04pm
Hoser, you're just trying too hard to piss people off. Grow up.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Nov 30,2007 10:12pm
ConquerTheBaphomet said:
Hoser, you're just trying too hard to piss people off. Grow up.



Hahhahhhahaahaha....fair enough. I do love 'em though.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 30,2007 10:45pm
you sir are a drunken monkey



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 1,2007 1:28am edited Dec 1,2007 1:28am
CLUTCH are very lame!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 1,2007 2:32am
Elephant Riders is a damn fine album.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 1,2007 2:34am
I enjoy Jam Room and Transnational Speedway League: Anthems, Anecdotes & Undeniable Truths immensely. I didn't get into Elephant Riders at all.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Dec 1,2007 7:36am
Great band indeed, but I dunno about THAT much praise.



toggletoggle post by dug_nli at Dec 1,2007 8:35am
It looks like it's just you and me Hoser. Fuck the haters and those that just don't get it.



toggletoggle post by unholy_dave at Dec 1,2007 12:07pm
haven't heard clutch in a long-ass while, i didn't even know this was them at first. holy hell, this song rules.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 1,2007 12:35pm
is that creed?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 1,2007 12:36pm
isnt their already like 15 clutch sucks threads?



toggletoggle post by watchmaker666  at Dec 1,2007 7:03pm
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toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 3,2007 4:28pm
FuckIsMySignature said:
isnt their already like 15 clutch sucks threads?


There needs to be 15 more. Band suckssss.



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Dec 3,2007 4:51pm
blast tyrant and jam room are nasty.

i can see how people might find them really annoying though.

they are also on tour with coheed currently if that has any bearing on folks' opinion (which it very well may).



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 3,2007 4:58pm
i like clutch. definitely not one of my favorite bands, but i think they are pretty awesome. i used to listen to them a lot more than i do now.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 3,2007 5:44pm
pam said:
FuckIsMySignature said:
isnt their already like 15 clutch sucks threads?


There needs to be 15 more. Band suckssss.


Pam rules, glad I knocked her up.




toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 3,2007 5:49pm
Christ, I can tell just by the small portion of that video that I'd like to lock the members of this band in an airtight rocket and launch it into the fucking sun.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Dec 3,2007 6:18pm
I've been consistently worshipping Clutch since '93. Never heard a song of theirs that didn't rock like a mothafucker... And I've got all the obscure jams like "Molt" and shit. If you don't like Clutch, you probably don't like fine bourbon, good-ass weed, Blue Velvet the movie or vaginal intercourse... aka YOU DO NOT APPRECIATE A GOOD FUCKING TIME, you droll fucking sodomite! Party on, Hoser!



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Dec 3,2007 6:24pm
GoatCatalyst said:
I've been consistently worshipping Clutch since '93. Never heard a song of theirs that didn't rock like a mothafucker... And I've got all the obscure jams like "Molt" and shit. If you don't like Clutch, you probably don't like fine bourbon, good-ass weed, Blue Velvet the movie or vaginal intercourse... aka YOU DO NOT APPRECIATE A GOOD FUCKING TIME, you droll fucking sodomite! Party on, Hoser!



Amen.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 3,2007 6:50pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
pam said:
FuckIsMySignature said:
isnt their already like 15 clutch sucks threads?


There needs to be 15 more. Band suckssss.


Pam rules, glad I knocked her up.



Shhhh!



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Dec 3,2007 6:50pm
the_reverend said:
somehow you confused greatest with gayest again. you keep doing that


hahaha, wow. The Rev and I agree on something....lemmie check my pulse 'cause this is fucking whack.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Dec 3,2007 6:51pm
i have never been remotely interested in this band ever



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 3,2007 7:17pm
pam said:
AUTOPSY_666 said:

Pam rules, glad I knocked her up.


Shhhh!


Oh yeah, whoooops!



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 3,2007 7:23pm
Hungtableed said:
the_reverend said:
somehow you confused greatest with gayest again. you keep doing that


hahaha, wow. The Rev and I agree on something....lemmie check my pulse 'cause this is fucking whack.


Not only that but you and Hoser disagree on something. Things get stranger every day.



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Dec 3,2007 7:30pm
I like clutch.



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Dec 3,2007 9:50pm
Lamp said:
Hungtableed said:
the_reverend said:
somehow you confused greatest with gayest again. you keep doing that


hahaha, wow. The Rev and I agree on something....lemmie check my pulse 'cause this is fucking whack.


Not only that but you and Hoser disagree on something. Things get stranger every day.


Just cause we both assume (based on your representation of yourself here on RttP) you 'prolly take it up the out shoot doesn't mean we agree on everything...



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Dec 3,2007 9:54pm
Hungtableed said:
Just cause we both assume (based on your representation of yourself here on RttP) you 'prolly take it up the out shoot doesn't mean we agree on everything...


Is it gay if a pretty lady fucks you in the ass with a baseball bat?



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 3,2007 9:57pm
You probably don't read his posts carefully enough. I bet he's afraid to stick his finger in his ass when it itches for fear it'll make him gay.



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Dec 3,2007 9:59pm
The inside of my butt feels pretty cool. Is it okay if I keep other dudes cocks out of it?



toggletoggle post by Hungtableed at Dec 3,2007 10:10pm
Lamp said:
You probably don't read his posts carefully enough. I bet he's afraid to stick his finger in his ass when it itches for fear it'll make him gay.


Maybe, but, unlike you he doesn't stick it up extra far because people like yourself 'prolly think it feels that much better to relieve the itch that much deeper.




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 12,2008 12:20pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
i used to listen to them a lot more than i do now.
i've remedied by listening to clutch nonstop for the past few weeks. clutch rules.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 12,2008 12:20pm
they used to be one of my favorite bands and i've rediscovered why.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 12,2008 12:22pm
Clutch: still terrible.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 12,2008 12:41pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
You probably don't read his posts carefully enough. I bet he's afraid to stick his finger in his ass when it itches for fear it'll make him gay.


This reminds me -- I actually met a skinhead kid one time who refused to wash his ass/asshole because he felt gay doing it. I laughed in his face and told him he was a fucking idiot. His roomates were complaining because everytime he took a shit, the toilet seat was plastered with dingleberries.



toggletoggle post by timma at Dec 12,2008 1:10pm
I'm definitely a fan of Clutch. More of their old stuff, but I still enjoy them.

Blast Tryant is great, Beale Street was preeeeeeeetty rough though.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 12,2008 1:41pm
Elephant riders was one of my favs for years.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 12,2008 1:45pm
Besides a few iffy songs on Beale Street, I totally agree that Clutch are great.

Their best era was from Pure Rock Fury to Robot Hive/Exodus, IMO.



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Dec 12,2008 1:47pm
I like Clutch but haven't followed them in years...

That song posted above does suck though...



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 12,2008 2:28pm
i think beale st. is an excellent album. i like every song on it.



toggletoggle post by mountain dew is the best soda ever made at Dec 12,2008 3:10pm
AndrewBastard said[orig][quote]
I like Clutch but haven't followed them in years...

That song posted above does suck though...


no it does not...a diss to that song is disrespect to Mississippi Fred McDowell



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 12,2008 3:15pm
fred's worried life blues



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Dec 12,2008 3:19pm
great band..seeing them in a few weeks..smoke vibe



toggletoggle post by mountain dew is the best soda ever made at Dec 12,2008 5:11pm
If you think Clutch sucks, you fail at liking music. Period.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Dec 12,2008 5:25pm
i really love clutch's records, but their live show is the shit.d



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 12,2008 5:51pm
mountain%20dew%20is%20the%20best%20soda%20ever%20made said[orig][quote]
If you think Clutch sucks, you fail at liking music. Period.


your credibilty is lost with your screen name. mountain dew sucks and so does clutch.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 12,2008 5:53pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
mountain%20dew%20is%20the%20best%20soda%20ever%20made said[orig][quote]
If you think Clutch sucks, you fail at liking music. Period.


your credibilty is lost with your screen name. mountain dew sucks and so does clutch.





toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 12,2008 5:55pm
ZOINKS!



toggletoggle post by BOBDEAD at Dec 12,2008 5:56pm
I'm ok with Clutch...greatest band in history...i think not.



toggletoggle post by rotivore at Dec 12,2008 7:49pm
infinite meh



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Dec 13,2008 9:04am
Look at the nads on that pig!



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 13,2008 10:28am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
mountain%20dew%20is%20the%20best%20soda%20ever%20made said[orig][quote]
If you think Clutch sucks, you fail at liking music. Period.


your credibilty is lost with your screen name. mountain dew sucks and so does clutch.
forget clutch for a minute. in what universe does mountain dew suck?



toggletoggle post by yummy at Dec 13,2008 9:43pm
So Beebopalloobopawopshamboo
And domo arigato if I got to



toggletoggle post by ANCIENT MASTER at Dec 14,2008 6:46am
nah hootie and the blow fish is much better



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