Heavy metal-themed action/adventure game under development for PS3 and Xbox 360. Voices provided by Lemmy, Halford, and Dio, with the main character (heavy metal roadie Eddie Riggs) voiced by Jack Black. "Extended" guitar solos by K. K. Dowling and Glen Tipton. From the creator of Secret of Monkey Island, Day of the Tentacle, and Full Throttle, among other classic LucasArts adventure games. If you know adventure games, you'll be looking forward to this; if not, just take it for granted that this will be an amazing game.
Seriously, a next-gen adventure game from LucasArts alumni is a really, really, really good thing; the fact that it's metal-themed is just icing on the cake. Plus you get to fight Lemmy.
i think i'm alone on this one, but this whole "metal is the coolz, lets make all thingz metal based and label them as satirical lulz" is really annoying me.
post by tobias boon at Nov 28,2007 12:47pm
that shit looks fucking sweet, i wanna see actual gameplay footage though
i think i'm alone on this one, but this whole "metal is the coolz, lets make all thingz metal based and label them as satirical lulz" is really annoying me.
EVERYTHING MUST BE METAL. BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK TIMES INFINITY.
(No, you're definitely not alone, especially on this site. But this crap makes me laugh. Besides, being into metal and not having a sense of humor about it turns you into Count Grishnackh, and then everyone else just laughs at you, instead.)
I'm just picturing this wacky commercial with Varg running around, burning churches and stabbing Euronymous, and when the cops catch up with him he just pulls out some Mentos, and they all laugh.
post by BOBDEAD at Nov 29,2007 1:28pm
Holy shit that looks awesome...unfortunately I am a primate with a friggin ps2.
I'm just picturing this wacky commercial with Varg running around, burning churches and stabbing Euronymous, and when the cops catch up with him he just pulls out some Mentos, and they all laugh.
ha! awesome.
post by aril at Nov 29,2007 3:27pm
Or Chuck from Death in the Milwaukee Metal Fest bathroom with the boy. That would be a nice commercial.
i think i'm alone on this one, but this whole "metal is the coolz, lets make all thingz metal based and label them as satirical lulz" is really annoying me.
EVERYTHING MUST BE METAL. BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK TIMES INFINITY.
(No, you're definitely not alone, especially on this site. But this crap makes me laugh. Besides, being into metal and not having a sense of humor about it turns you into Count Grishnackh, and then everyone else just laughs at you, instead.)
Exactly. All the lulz are being made by real metal fans, and if you take shit like panda paint and cod pieces that seriously, you most likely saw your last vagina when you were exiting your mother's.