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returntothepit >> discuss >> Brütal Legend: Possibly the most metal game ever by DestroyYouAlot on Nov 28,2007 11:59am
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 28,2007 11:59am edited Nov 28,2007 11:59am
Hahaha... Man, looks like Dethklok is starting to affect our culture:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Br%C3%BCtal_Legend

Heavy metal-themed action/adventure game under development for PS3 and Xbox 360. Voices provided by Lemmy, Halford, and Dio, with the main character (heavy metal roadie Eddie Riggs) voiced by Jack Black. "Extended" guitar solos by K. K. Dowling and Glen Tipton. From the creator of Secret of Monkey Island, Day of the Tentacle, and Full Throttle, among other classic LucasArts adventure games. If you know adventure games, you'll be looking forward to this; if not, just take it for granted that this will be an amazing game.


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toggletoggle post by BrianDBB  at Nov 28,2007 12:34pm
I've been looking for a game kinda like Duke Nuke'em when you pretty much just walk around, kick ass and take shits. This looks AWESOME.



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 28,2007 12:37pm
Doesn't look any more metal than Carmageddon 1 did when it first came out!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 28,2007 12:44pm
Seriously, a next-gen adventure game from LucasArts alumni is a really, really, really good thing; the fact that it's metal-themed is just icing on the cake. Plus you get to fight Lemmy.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 28,2007 12:47pm
i think i'm alone on this one, but this whole "metal is the coolz, lets make all thingz metal based and label them as satirical lulz" is really annoying me.



toggletoggle post by tobias boon at Nov 28,2007 12:47pm
that shit looks fucking sweet, i wanna see actual gameplay footage though



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 28,2007 12:50pm
Yeti said:
i think i'm alone on this one, but this whole "metal is the coolz, lets make all thingz metal based and label them as satirical lulz" is really annoying me.


EVERYTHING MUST BE METAL. BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK TIMES INFINITY.

(No, you're definitely not alone, especially on this site. But this crap makes me laugh. Besides, being into metal and not having a sense of humor about it turns you into Count Grishnackh, and then everyone else just laughs at you, instead.)



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 28,2007 12:53pm
thats true. its a double edged sword i guess.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 28,2007 1:08pm
Case in point:




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 28,2007 1:09pm
(That one took me a few. Still can't find a suitable Mentos-holding hand to superimpose, there.)



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 29,2007 9:27am
Wow, no love on that one? I was pretty proud of myself. You guys are meanies.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Nov 29,2007 10:53am
fuck you and your non-metal breath mints, pussy.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Nov 29,2007 11:05am
FRESH BREATH IST KRIEG



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 29,2007 11:09am
I'm just picturing this wacky commercial with Varg running around, burning churches and stabbing Euronymous, and when the cops catch up with him he just pulls out some Mentos, and they all laugh.



toggletoggle post by BOBDEAD at Nov 29,2007 1:28pm
Holy shit that looks awesome...unfortunately I am a primate with a friggin ps2.



toggletoggle post by christopher at Nov 29,2007 2:36pm
that looks good, good developer too



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 29,2007 2:38pm
BOBDEAD said:
Holy shit that looks awesome...unfortunately I am a primate with a friggin ps2.


Tell me about it. This may be the title that forces me out of the early 2000s, consolewise.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 29,2007 3:19pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
I'm just picturing this wacky commercial with Varg running around, burning churches and stabbing Euronymous, and when the cops catch up with him he just pulls out some Mentos, and they all laugh.


ha! awesome.



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 29,2007 3:27pm
Or Chuck from Death in the Milwaukee Metal Fest bathroom with the boy. That would be a nice commercial.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 29,2007 5:05pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
Yeti said:
i think i'm alone on this one, but this whole "metal is the coolz, lets make all thingz metal based and label them as satirical lulz" is really annoying me.


EVERYTHING MUST BE METAL. BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK TIMES INFINITY.

(No, you're definitely not alone, especially on this site. But this crap makes me laugh. Besides, being into metal and not having a sense of humor about it turns you into Count Grishnackh, and then everyone else just laughs at you, instead.)


Exactly. All the lulz are being made by real metal fans, and if you take shit like panda paint and cod pieces that seriously, you most likely saw your last vagina when you were exiting your mother's.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 29,2007 11:14pm
DESECRATED AND FROSTBITTEN NORTHERN C-SECTION



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