Assholes. Try not to drink, errr, I mean eat too much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G77TpI015CM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYXpYWY_dBI

same to you.
I want to watch that TV cartoon with the mice, but I'm watching an inconvenient truth.

There's really no point in saying Happy Thanksgiving or Merry Christmas or any of that. Are we as a society going to feel insulted if someone isn't obligated to say it?

you celebrate cinco de mayo?
I know I do.

Eat, drink, be merry, and enjoy the company of your clan even if they (or at least a few of them) are crazy.

bennyhillifier

Light meat. Dark meat. All will be carved.

BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

Seriously hope he actually makes that at some point.

tryptophan coma time.

"it's blood."

"son of a BITCH"

fucking hilarious.

Thanksgiving:
The Indians welcomed the faggot Euros into their dwellings cause they couldn't survive the winter....in return ( I guess this is the giving part ) the eurofags killed and raped all the Indians. Pussies.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

The point is to assist the chronologically impaired, such as me.

If it weren't for my family and commercials advertising the Black Friday sales I'd never be able to tell when Thanksgiving rolled around.

I wanted to fucking hang myself as soon as I realized that now it's fucking Christmas season. Shit makes me crazy, all goddamn month. The first commercial ran like an hour after dinner. Fucking Christians. Fucking commerce. If I have to see A Christmas Story one more frickin' time I'm gonna stab somebody.

Bah Humbug

Stab their eye out.

KILL THE CHRISTIANS!