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returntothepit >> discuss >> The best spam mail I've ever gotten. by RichHorror on Nov 9,2007 10:36am
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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 9,2007 10:36am
Dear In Christ,

I greet you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ our Lord, I am mrs Angeliker Kone from Kuwait. I am married to Mr Alex Kone who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Christians.

Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against.When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$9.3million dollars in a Bank here in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire. Presently, this money is still in bank.Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem.
The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a charity organization that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.
I want an organization that will use this fund for orphanages, schools, churches and widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth". I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers.

I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank here in Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire.

I will also issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church/organisation for this same purpose. Please promise me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.

Remain blessed in the Lord Take care,


In Christ's Holy Love
Yours Sister in Christ
Mrs Angeliker Kone



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 9,2007 10:38am
you really changed your name to in christ?
I though that was just a joke you were making when you were drunk.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 9,2007 10:40am
Apparently.



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Nov 9,2007 12:14pm
I got the same exact one



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Nov 9,2007 1:33pm
IN CHRIST HORROR!



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