Pretty freaky....




http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

1) age 83 spontaneously combust infront of family

2) age 38 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

joe: At age 49 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines

nice!!

age 62, will participate in the new reality game show featuring gladiator-like events with swords and spears. you get 12+ victories but much to the audiences dismay you will be killed....sweet.

At age 41 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

At age 52 i will be stabbed in prison.. haha ok

"At age 81 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family."

I can deal with that.

I got that, but at 83. we should bust into flames around the same time.

At age 35 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

damn i only have 13 years left

At age 33 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra. I should be so lucky

I'll die in 2058? that is crap.. I won't even get to see us pull out of iraq

but apparently when I calculate my height in centimeters I will die at age 50 fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

if I don't get to atleast see 2075 and there is an after-life, I'm going to kick whatever god I recanted to on my deathbed right in the nuts.
though if I go to hell, I'm going to smoke crack with the devil. once he's addicted to it, he'll send me on all sorts of missions back to the earth.

At age 57 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

i hope this is true

the_reverend said:

Zing!

At age 58 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

Sweet, hopefully by then online games will be fully immersive, and you can just jack straight in through the brain.

At age 68 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

I hope this happens at 28 rather than 68.

alex: At age 30 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

At age 77 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

Byron McHenry: At age 61 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.


HA! How appropriate.

At age 26 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

Tom: At age 62 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.


i had my money on car accident... but i'd much rather die a 62 year old junkie

Jeff: At age 75 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.


hahhahahahahaha...PETA is a bunch of hippie fags!

: At age 88 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

huntableed said:

I got the same thing. I always knew PETA would be the end of me.

Lamp said:

Yessss!

At age 61 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

All the pedophiles on this board will have gravestones like this:

The funny thing is that having any involvement with a major art gallery is just as gay as being involved with peta...

life is a whole bunch of gay then you die.

Jake: At age 55 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

At age 23 you will die lonely and alone.

hmmm yeahhh

At age 28 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

Shit, I only have 4 years left!!! I am going to make sure I have a quarter with me at all times. I will give it to a beggar.

Speaking of beggars, on my way home from work today I saw a beggar get rejected by someone in a white Mustang getting off of the highway. The guy in the Mustang told him to fuck off, so the beggar tried to open the guy's door; so, said beggar got hit in the throat and almost got hit by a truck.

At age 44 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

demondave: At age 85 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

demondave said: