Here's a good one. 11 for me.

you know, i have no idea!!!!

I was 7.
and I've been doing it ever since.
in 3rd&4th grade I used to do it in the school bathroom and do it 3 times a day.
I rock!

the_reverend said:

You are a god dude!

i think i was 12...i was in bed listening to Dr Ruth on the radio and she was explaining stuff...and well yeah...that's it
thank you Dr Ruth lol

I think I was 8. I forget how. I just remember staying up back then to watch Skinemax...hahaha. (This was a year or two before I got internet access, and my dad wasn't exactly a porn afficionado, so Skinemax was all I had.)

i was definetly a late bloomer, around 13. at first i thought i pissed on myself.

when i first saw retzam's mom! oooooh!

wait a minute...that wasn't funny...not funny at all

i discovered it when i was probably 8. i couldn't get girls' faces all sticky until i was in 7th grade though. the good times have been rolling on ever since.

i can remember thinking to myself
"wait, this felt good a minute ago, then it felt really good, now it hurts... I BROKE MY DICK!!!"

ah,, those magical years

I was 8 months old........I played with my pee-pee when it was just a young carrot. Poor little carrot.

Fuck you, you fuckin' fucks

Hoser said:

Damn it dude! Why did you have to end it like that again?? Seriously man, the words "Poor little carrot" have to be one of the best ways to end a post!!