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returntothepit >> discuss >> Help pick COFFIN BIRTH's new band name... by AUTOPSY_666 on Sep 4,2007 7:35pm
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Help pick COFFIN BIRTH's new band name... - usless poll
1COFFIN BREATH
2COFFIN BITCH
no vote


toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 4,2007 7:35pm
What do you think???



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 4,2007 7:37pm edited Sep 4,2007 7:40pm
OVEN BIRTH



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 4,2007 7:37pm
this isnt official yet!
I think the second one is better, but I am still having trouble saying it! hahah



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 4,2007 7:44pm edited Sep 4,2007 7:45pm



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 4,2007 7:44pm
The bonus about the 2nd name is hot chicks for art for the CD and stuff!



toggletoggle post by ben nli at Sep 4,2007 7:46pm
how about
COFFIN SYRUP



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 4,2007 7:46pm
http://www.myspace.com/coffinbitch is taken though

www.myspace.com/coffinbreath isn't taken.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 4,2007 7:47pm edited Sep 4,2007 7:56pm
ben nli said:
how about COFFIN SYRUP


Already a band...

http://www.myspace.com/coffinsyrup



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 4,2007 7:48pm
i knew about coffin Syrup, there is a Coffin Born too, and a few other Coffin Births



toggletoggle post by blue  at Sep 4,2007 7:51pm
coffin breath is cool, but it makes me think of death breath.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 4,2007 7:55pm
I think it's clever, because of coffee breath!!!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 4,2007 7:55pm
M
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V
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toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 4,2007 7:55pm
could always change it to Cough and Burp



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Sep 4,2007 7:55pm
how about


Coffin Rape
Coffin Coitus
Coffin Cheesesteak
Coffin Fun Time
Coffin C++
Coffin Race
Coffin Runnings
Darkwing Coffin
David the Coffin
Coffin Skynard
Blue Oyster Coffin


or my personal favorite...


COUGHIN COFFIN



toggletoggle post by Brad Weymouth at Sep 4,2007 7:56pm
bitch breath



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 4,2007 7:57pm
www.myspace.com/coffin_bitch is available



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 4,2007 7:58pm
Aegathis said:
i knew about coffin Syrup


Already a band...

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=28946



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Sep 4,2007 7:59pm
how about...

Coffin Monkey
Exhumed Coffin
Coffin Exclusion
Morbid Canopy
Rotting Coffin
Coffin Rot
Empty Coffin
Coffin Sores
Grave Coffin



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Sep 4,2007 8:02pm
Coughin' Birth



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 4,2007 8:07pm
Nobody is voting, WTF?!



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 4,2007 8:09pm
i know its like trying to get people to come to see us live



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Sep 4,2007 8:10pm
is there a band out there called "AIDS" ? i dont think there is anything heavier, barring Rosie O' Donnel or Suffocation, than getting the news that you have AIDS.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 4,2007 8:15pm
Hella Douche
Hella Coffin
Douche Birth
Douche Douche Holla Holla Birth



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 4,2007 8:16pm edited Sep 4,2007 8:17pm
FuckIsMySignature said:
Hella Douche
Hella Coffin
Douche Birth
Douche Douche Holla Holla Birth


Coffin Birth of the US you know you love it



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 4,2007 8:26pm
Acherontia styx



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Sep 4,2007 8:33pm
After Birth



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_Blumpkin at Sep 4,2007 8:35pm
coffin erection



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 4,2007 8:37pm
Dwellingsickness said:
After Birth


I hope you're kidding!

Been used forever ago.



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Sep 4,2007 8:40pm
Coffin Breath.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 4,2007 8:41pm
Coughin' Up Birtha



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 4,2007 8:46pm
SNAKE BIRTH!!!!


OH PLEASE BE "SNAKE BIRTH" AND I WONT MISS A SHOW!!!



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Sep 4,2007 9:00pm
coffee breath



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 4,2007 9:21pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
I think it's clever, because of coffee breath!!!


COFFIN BREATH!!!



toggletoggle post by hung_to_bleed   at Sep 4,2007 9:24pm
Coffin Balls...

Seriously though, we played with Coffin Birth once and they were fucking awesome...



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Sep 4,2007 9:26pm
Why is this the funniest thing I've seen today? Coffin syrup!!!! HAHAHAHAAHA!!
But seriously, you guys need a name? How bout Tumult?



toggletoggle post by sly at Sep 4,2007 9:31pm
egh, i'd vote but i dont really like either of the names. I need more options.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 4,2007 9:35pm
Sausage McCoffin



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Sep 4,2007 9:36pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Dwellingsickness said:
After Birth


I hope you're kidding!

Been used forever ago.


yes I was , and that is just further proof ,Rev needs to put some sorta thing up to signify sarcasm haha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 4,2007 9:41pm
TEH COFFIN AIDS PENIS OF DOOOOOOOM!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 4,2007 9:43pm
OBNOXIOUS GIRTH



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 4,2007 9:46pm
gavin mcscooter



toggletoggle post by shr3dd1ngsw3d3 at Sep 4,2007 9:54pm
Metallica



toggletoggle post by tomx nli at Sep 4,2007 10:18pm
coffin smurf



toggletoggle post by tomx nli at Sep 4,2007 10:20pm





toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 4,2007 10:37pm
wow.. tom just won.



toggletoggle post by Dr. sphincto at Sep 4,2007 10:40pm
pyroclast



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 4,2007 10:40pm


It'd be easy to make that COFFIN BITCH - could even make the T an inverted cross centered!



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Sep 5,2007 12:07am
This thread has given me my laughter of the day.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 5,2007 12:12am
There may already be a Coffin Syrup, but what about Coffin Drops?



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Sep 5,2007 12:16am
COFFEE-COLORED LOVE MACHINE



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 5,2007 12:29am
MarkFuckingRichards said:
Coffin Drops?


ahhhhahah



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 5,2007 12:52am
Chilly Willy & The Funky Fros-Tones



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 5,2007 1:53am
It's a tie, keep voting!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Sep 5,2007 8:46am
Coffee Burp.



toggletoggle post by shr3dd1ngsw3d3 at Sep 5,2007 9:13am
Coffin Knee-Grow



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 5,2007 10:37am
Coffin Beaver



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 5,2007 10:43am
UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC!



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Sep 5,2007 1:58pm
coffin burp
coffin lurch
coffin doom
coffin crotch
coffin lust



toggletoggle post by shr3dd1ngsw3d3 at Sep 5,2007 2:00pm
Cup O' Coffin



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Sep 5,2007 2:35pm
How about just COFFIN.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 5,2007 2:38pm
Already 3 bands named COFFIN.

I like COFFIN BITCH more now.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Sep 5,2007 2:42pm
Smeg and the Heads



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 5,2007 2:59pm


McLaughlin Birth

Also see:
Bloggin' Mirth
Minas Tirth
Dirty Sanchez and the Bloody Feces




toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 5,2007 3:02pm
Duncan Hills Coffin



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 5,2007 3:17pm
Huffin' Coffin Fumes



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 5,2007 4:55pm
Ritual Impurity has a nice ring to it.



either that or Captain Ashtray and the Taintsuckers



toggletoggle post by MASlayer at Sep 5,2007 6:11pm
coffin phelgm



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Sep 5,2007 6:13pm
Skank Wagon



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 5,2007 6:14pm
I hate to derail the fun here, but why does Coffin Birth have to change their name? Or is this just one big joke?



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 5,2007 6:17pm edited Sep 5,2007 6:18pm



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 5,2007 6:31pm
Damn. That shit is WEAK.



toggletoggle post by shr3dd1ngsw3d3 at Sep 5,2007 8:15pm
BOO MARK, BOO!

I say "COFFIN CUNT"



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 5,2007 8:26pm
How about Thunder Pickle? Coffin Pickle? Cacaphonous Cucumber Coffin? Am I un-ruining yet?!?!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Sep 5,2007 8:29pm
Cacaphonous Cucumber Coffin! Ha, winner! End of thread and name of the band.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 5,2007 8:34pm
You're welcome.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Sep 5,2007 11:06pm
I like Coffin Breath better.



toggletoggle post by demondave at Sep 5,2007 11:11pm


Why aren't the MASS Coffin Birth on Metal Archives? I'm surprised AUTOPSY666 didn't take care of that a long time ago. I only see the Canadian one.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 6,2007 12:07am edited Sep 6,2007 12:08am
theres a rule on metal archives saying you can only be on there if youve released at least a demo, we havent released anything yet. Songs on Myspace dont count, if i recall correctly.



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Sep 6,2007 12:41am
COFFINEGRO



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 6,2007 12:49am
haha



toggletoggle post by MASlayer at Sep 6,2007 7:43am
MarkFuckingRichards said:
How about Thunder Pickle? Coffin Pickle? Cacaphonous Cucumber Coffin? Am I un-ruining yet?!?!


THUNDER PICKLE is the greatest name I've ever heard!!!



toggletoggle post by poop at Sep 6,2007 5:58pm
coffin girth



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 6,2007 6:08pm
The bonus about the name COFFIN BITCH is using hot chicks for art and stuff!



toggletoggle post by rhys  at Sep 6,2007 6:13pm
Coffin Borth



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Sep 6,2007 8:10pm
Coffindoomerown



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 6,2007 8:14pm
hahaha yess!! awesome mike. And who says you cant be awesome all the time



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Sep 6,2007 8:16pm
i say you can't be awesome all the time. so motherfucker be nice.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 6,2007 8:19pm
I wonder what castledoomerowns response will be when I tell him that we are changing our name to Coffindoomerown



toggletoggle post by neverpurified  at Sep 6,2007 9:11pm
Coffin Birth of Fire


...someone had to say it



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 6,2007 9:31pm edited Sep 6,2007 9:33pm
Coffin Birth of a Tragedy

I forgot to say we've gone doom now, ala Nietzsche!



toggletoggle post by rhys  at Sep 6,2007 9:50pm
try an anagram... Riff On Bitch or Bro Finch Fit



toggletoggle post by sever nli at Sep 6,2007 9:56pm
Kaufman Birth



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 6,2007 10:07pm
COUGHIN MILF



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 6,2007 10:08pm
or maybe Jack Coughalot



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 6,2007 10:30pm
I vote for "Skanks and Slags"



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 6,2007 10:30pm
or just "Hot Skank"



toggletoggle post by afar at Sep 6,2007 10:45pm
Cradle of Birth



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 6,2007 10:49pm
"Yeah u can change it if coffindoomerown and all of that fucking shit dude. that will be awsome awsome and all of that kind of stuff."



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Sep 6,2007 11:35pm
why not just keep coffin birth?



toggletoggle post by demondave at Sep 6,2007 11:50pm
metallicoffin



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 6,2007 11:56pm
COFFIN BITCH is winning!



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 7,2007 12:21am
xanonymousx said:
why not just keep coffin birth?


its been brought to this board's attention that there is another coffin birth that just got signed to some major label(?). And they are canadian!
We haven't released our album yet so I guess we are in that position of having to change our name so record labels dont refuse to work with us.
God damn Canadians.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 7,2007 12:55am



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 7,2007 10:40am
Mortal Koffin



toggletoggle post by neverpurified  at Sep 7,2007 10:53am
Aegathis said:
COUGHIN MILF


Coughin MILF from Australia



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 7,2007 11:09am
Soul Coffin



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 7,2007 12:41pm
Coffin Birthday



toggletoggle post by kessaris   at Sep 7,2007 3:38pm
Here are a few alternative bandnames

Twytch
Damage Inc.
Pantero
Den en White
Assloads of Fun
The Repo Man
The Saga of Barry Darsow
Mr. Turkeyneck
Evander the Smitten
Gileel White
Kennel From Hell
Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters


I hope I didn't help



toggletoggle post by rotivore at Sep 7,2007 4:18pm
coffin refridgerator



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 7,2007 4:44pm
Astudan
The Place for Bones
Reliquary
Philatory
Scarab Swarm
Tomb Spider
Flayed Wraithe



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 7,2007 6:11pm
FuckIsMySignature said:
Astudan
The Place for Bones
Reliquary
Philatory
Scarab Swarm
Tomb Spider
Flayed Wraithe


Playing Warhammer, much?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 7,2007 6:16pm
haha yes!

Seriously, name your band The Foot Of Gork.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Sep 7,2007 7:48pm
Hoser said:
or just "Hot Skank"


Hahaha, I read this as "Hot Stank," which is arguably even better.



toggletoggle post by kessaris nli at Sep 8,2007 7:13pm
Coffin Boogie!!!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 9,2007 12:46am
RichHorror said:
haha yes!

Seriously, name your band The Foot Of Gork.


You guys are nerds.




So, can I tell you about my character?



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Sep 9,2007 2:19am
coffin farts



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Sep 9,2007 10:19pm
coffin birth defect



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 9,2007 10:20pm
DestroyYouAlot said:
FuckIsMySignature said:
Astudan
The Place for Bones
Reliquary
Philatory
Scarab Swarm
Tomb Spider
Flayed Wraithe


Playing Warhammer, much?



lol they're still cool band names.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Sep 9,2007 11:02pm
coffin born is a band that broke up a few years ago, and didnt really go any where. Would we get away with that name?



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Sep 10,2007 8:10am
AUTOPSY_666 said:
Dwellingsickness said:
After Birth


I hope you're kidding!

Been used forever ago.


Coffin Afterbirth hasn't been, though. As far as I know.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Sep 11,2007 6:17am
tomx nli said:







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