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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Sims by succubus on Dec 24,2003 12:32am
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 24,2003 12:32am
i want to play..i never have


anyone know of any place where i can get it for free?


doesn't have to be full version or whatever...i just wanna play a bit


thanks



toggletoggle post by Wee...Bink!  at Dec 24,2003 3:11am
dont play it.



toggletoggle post by George   at Dec 24,2003 3:23am
its ok. some of my friends like it. my little brother has it and loves it, i dont like it very much. its kind of boring.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 24,2003 11:15am
don't play it and boring eh?

hmmm i dunno, i guess i just wanna try it out



toggletoggle post by luke not logged in at Dec 24,2003 11:40am
i think its a great game. just kazaa it



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 24,2003 11:46am
I'm kazaaing it for her.
I played it and it was a little boring...
I just kept making them take showers.

the singer of lacuna coil is a sims addict.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 24,2003 12:20pm
The most fun thing is making everyone have sex. Girl/guy, girl/girl, guy/guy, it can get out of hand when they start walking in on eachother fucking eachother's family members.

Anyway...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 24,2003 12:21pm
ok...
queer bait.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 24,2003 12:33pm
oh yay! an early xmas present if it tx's today! woot! <3


ok so you can really do all these things? wow...it sounds cool...i really want to build a house and city stuff...they have it on ps2 also....and there are different versions....i can't wait to play!



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 24,2003 12:35pm
Cheat for money then build cool stuff. Build a pool then get everyone in it, then delete the ladder. They'll all drown.

I played Sims so I could get away with rape and murder.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 24,2003 2:16pm
wow after everything DOM just told me i want to play now!!!



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Dec 24,2003 11:32pm
Simcity is the only one that matters.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 24,2003 11:34pm
well we were out and i was hoping that by the time we got back that it would have downloaded..but it didn't :(

but he's downloading it now..i dunno which one but i'm excited!



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Dec 24,2003 11:59pm edited Dec 25,2003 12:00am
what you can also do... is build a shack out side of the house... put a bunch of furniture in it... put fireworks in it... get a sim to get in there, delete the door and have the sim set off the fireworks... heh heh heh...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 25,2003 12:34am
you boys are bad heheheh



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Dec 25,2003 7:16pm
damn, now i wanna play the sims
didja get to play it yet carina?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 25,2003 7:58pm
noooo i didn't =(

i fell asleep and then someone woke me up and was trying to get it to run..but didn't work

booooooooo



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 25,2003 8:06pm
I need to find a noCD crack for the sims.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 25,2003 11:05pm
yeah so..i dunno...i've been palying it but time goes by so fast and i have to worry about them being clean and working and eating and i dunno..but no time for anything else...



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 25,2003 11:08pm
someone's an addict....



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 25,2003 11:41pm
ok i made my own family now

this is more fun



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 26,2003 12:49am
not as fun

everyone is depressed and missing work and passing out on the floor

no one is having sex

we're poor too these damn people eat too much



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Dec 26,2003 1:19am
well... just learn the money code... then you get infinite money and you can do whatever you want!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 26,2003 1:27am
she needs to learn how to play first... then that.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 26,2003 3:14am
The first thing I should've said when this thread was made is that the Sims is ONLY fun if you cheat. If you don't cheat it's just a frustration pain in the ass because the characters have no logic of their own.
Best thing in the game though, make people with 0 for all their stats then make potions til you get the one that inverts their personality, giving them max-everything stats.
I havn't played a second of this game is at least two years but I still remember all this little shit... ugh.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 26,2003 11:38am
i have not cheated yet...everytime i got fed up..i ended up restarting and got a different family from the same town...the last one was rich...so i was doing better

but it is really hard..i find the time goes by way too fast..you forget to give someone a hug or they shower too long...ugh

anyhow...i'm getting a hang of it...but they don't always listen to what you tell them to do..bastards!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Dec 26,2003 12:56pm
succubus said:
but it is really hard..i find the time goes by way too fast..you forget to give someone a hug or they shower too long..


does this kill 'em? 'cos when i don't get hugs,
i get pretty pissed off and die just a little bit...



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 26,2003 1:21pm
Making a house with one person in it and learn from there. If they fall in love with a neighbor the neighbor can move it. They can have kids too which'll eventually turn into playable characters.


Then get them in the pool and take out the ladder.
Dun... dun... dun dun...



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Dec 26,2003 2:37pm
that's it, i'm playing this stoopid game
just to kill off the stoopid people.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 28,2003 10:44pm
ok... carina played this WAY TOO MUCH.
then I put it on her niese's laptop and they fought over and played it non-stop all weekend



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 9:53am
ok just to make a correction..


the only time i played was in the car on the way to montreal while aaron drove and he asked me to play because he enjoyed watching..

i also played a bit when he was playing prince of persia


i am getting better at it though...my couple fell in love but i just got them to make out..no sex yet

my nieces are addicted though..one was asking me for the cheat to get unlimited $$$$ heh

i'm enjoying playing fair though




toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Dec 29,2003 12:59pm
yeah, so i broke down and bought the damn
game... i'm addicted... and i like killing them,
altho they mostly kill themselves via kitchen
fires. but yeah, i need to take a break because
someone has been demanding my attnention.
hehehehehe



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 1:03pm
wooooooooooooooot



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 2:30pm
ok i just got a TON of cheat codes...

wow...i already have a ton of $$$ now



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2003 2:33pm
cheater



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 2:46pm edited Dec 29,2003 2:47pm
i'm so ashamed...

the devil made me do it



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 29,2003 5:05pm
The DeOdiumMortis made you do it.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 5:08pm
DeOdiumMortis said:
The DeOdiumMortis made you do it.



fact..he emailed me al lthe cheat codes..but all i did was take all the money...and it's because i'm going to build a mansion
heh

i want the Sims edition where you can build a city next =)

so are we stitchless Satan?



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 29,2003 5:26pm
Nope, next week. Bandageless for now though. And I bought a nice microscrewdriver for completely unrelated reasons. You have to shoot me a picture of my bolt the next time we play so I can show it off on here.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 8:47pm
heh cool




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 9:42pm
hmm Carina got buns of steel and washboard abs...1 bonus skill point from swimming in the pool with aaron

hmmm

i had deleted the the ladder but i'm gonna put it back and try to make babies heh



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 29,2003 9:46pm
succubus said:
i had deleted the the ladder but i'm gonna put it back and try to make babies heh


Wuss.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 9:51pm
it's not every day i get washboard abs... i guess the truck did it



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2003 10:23pm
shut up dom,
I'm about to score.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Dec 29,2003 10:29pm
I don't think you get points in Sims. Just stats and babies.
Does anyone find the Goths as funny as I did?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2003 10:30pm
my character in carina's game is always trying to dance with the girl goth.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 10:38pm
not true aaron...only once and i didn't let you muahahaha but there were other girls too...bastard!
~~~
ok so now aaron's all nice and buff too

no sex yet...i can't seem to make the bed vibrate and i bought the most expensive one too



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2003 10:41pm
I heard betty goth will let me do her in the butt



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2003 10:42pm
Lynneaus said:
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load in your ass



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2003 10:43pm
there's a song on WUNH right now repeating in a girls voice
"if it hurts, push harder!"



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 10:45pm
ok this is awesome we are maknig out over and over "Aaron" is wearing his pink speedo and carina is dressed...i wanna do it!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 10:48pm
WAIT A COTTON PICKIN MINUTE!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 10:49pm
OOPS

anyhow...they were rubbing each other's butts and all and then "aaron" asked..you want to make a baby?

i clicked yes

and i see flowers and then a blue crib we had a boy...i named him Satan

heh

but still no sex W T F?

what a rip off



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2003 10:50pm
I wish the house had 2 floors.
aaron character would have push carina character down the stairs.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 10:53pm
it does..we made the baby in the kitchen

i wanna have sex though



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 11:01pm
can anyone help me have sex?

i have no idea how to do it...

Aaron still in his pink speedos and he fed the baby and then bitched about where i put the dining room table and chairs...so now i have to move them

sigh



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2003 11:12pm
succubus said:
can anyone help me have sex?

i have no idea how to do it...


you're telling me...
someone had to quote that.
you left yourself "wide open" for that one.
but then again, you need to leave yourself wide open to hump.

maybe they speed hump at night.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 11:17pm
now aaron is drinking expresso at night...this baby is a pain in the ass


and of course i have no idea about sex, thanks for the confirmation

feh



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 29,2003 11:26pm
all right social services was called and aaron and carina were collapsed on the floor (he's still in his pink speedos) and they won't get up

but i bought a bunch of fish tanks and now she's surrounded and can't leave with our baby

i'm guessing they're going to die
bahahaha

ok enoguh for me

maybe one day i will get to have sex



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 29,2003 11:29pm
that's it!
down the stairs you go!

a baby is so much harder than fish. it probably pooped itself into acoma.

funny though, I am drinking espresso right now.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Dec 30,2003 12:51am
my people had sex in the hot tub...
then i got bored and starved them
to death.... i started over with two
female roommates... then got them
a mechanical bull... but i had to stop
playing 'cos again, my attention was
needed....



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 30,2003 12:52am
when 2 chicks got a mechanical bull,
who needs boys!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Dec 30,2003 12:53am
hey carina, wanna come over and
ride my mechanical bull???



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 30,2003 1:15am
you know even for arizona you are dirty.
I bet when you say "mechancal bull" you really mean "middle finger"
dirty!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Dec 30,2003 1:19am
the_reverend said:
you know even for arizona you are dirty.


what the hell is that supposed to mean?
are arizona people usually not dirty??



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 30,2003 1:22am
yeah huh, it's all dust devils, sand storms, and tumble weeds.

(typical arizonian native)



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Dec 30,2003 1:27am
yeah, that's it... we mostly have old
wrinkled bags here. all the damn old
while people come here to die... it's
getting as bad as florida....



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 30,2003 7:31pm
ok to give you tongiht's update since only 2 or 3 people care

"aaron" was really tired and flipping out so i made him sleep and then he woke up ..grabbed his privates and peed himself...oops

then the next day we got a call and the adoption agency asked if we wanted to adopt a baby

i said NO

now we're dancing together..no sex yet....sigh




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 30,2003 8:12pm
still no sex


but aaron set the stove on fire and carina got fired




toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Dec 30,2003 11:36pm
today i was planning to kill my husband,
especailly since this hot guy moved in next
door... i throw wicked parties... i am also
apparently the neighborhood slut as i like
to flirt with all the guys. tomorrow i'll put
in the pool and finally kill my husband so i
can get all smoochy with the new guy. hehehe



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 30,2003 11:39pm
my neighbor came over while the hubby was working and tried flirting and my character got pissed off...that neighbor is at-20 heh
i guess my couple is devoted..only they don't have sex...they've only been to second base


btw once he's dead...bury him in yer yard and then at midnight sometimes you'll see his ghost..heh



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Dec 30,2003 11:40pm
really??? does it have ta be exactly at midnite?
and how do you bury him??



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 30,2003 11:45pm
i set someone on fire by accident (and no not the "aaron" character...) anyhow..after he was dead, he turned into an urn...and switch to "buy" mode ..move it outside using the hand icon, and it will turn into a tombstone...when people visit it..they cry...

and then at midnight, sometimes his ghost will walk through the house..it happens randomly i think...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 30,2003 11:52pm
so how do you have sex?

whenever i click on the bed the options are usually, sleep or make bed..

i can't get them to get into the shower together, and if they are in the hot tub they talk and i can't really tell them what to do...and my couple is in love..

i don't know how you guys get random people to have sex when i can't make a couple in love have sex



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Dec 30,2003 11:54pm edited Dec 30,2003 11:57pm
it was one of the options when i got
into bed... ummm... i think it was like
"play around" or something dirty like
that...

carina, if you're online... IM me... loveAVERYdead



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 31,2003 12:38am
ok so now 2 people told me i need the heart bed

but this game doesn't have it

THAT's why

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Dec 31,2003 2:05am
just go have sex yourself... it's much more fun



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 17,2004 4:41pm
guess what?


i'm going to post another thread



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Sep 18,2004 3:09am
i was gonna go play the sims tonite, but i forgot the stupid cheat codes for more $$, too bad you just can't make 'em sell dope.



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