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returntothepit >> discuss >> New Body Farm banner (best one yet) by Niccolai on Aug 20,2007 5:38pm
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toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 20,2007 5:38pm
Somethin stank in the neighborhood?




toggletoggle post by hooker nibbling penis at Aug 20,2007 5:40pm
::fart noise::



toggletoggle post by blue  at Aug 20,2007 5:42pm
why doesnt it say the body farmma?



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Aug 20,2007 6:14pm
racist!



toggletoggle post by SinisterMinister at Aug 20,2007 6:31pm
Banner is sick... But where's the music?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 20,2007 6:32pm
the banner is suck



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Aug 20,2007 6:40pm
yeah seriously guys, when was the last time you practiced?



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 20,2007 6:53pm
Last week.

But before that the last time we practiced was like 2 months ago haha

We're recording the 2nd week of septemeber I believe.once we are done recording, we'll have an EP, shirts, and shows in no time at all.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Aug 20,2007 6:56pm
You guys have more ex's than Larry King!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2007 6:57pm
If this ends up being a real band I'm going be super let down.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead likes Pie at Aug 20,2007 6:59pm
I was gonna jam with these guys, but then I found out that my wang wasn't big enough to fulfill the "gay sex with niccolai and mark" clause in the contract.

And stop making fun of how often they practice. At least when they do practice, they do it correctly: With strippers, sluts, beer and cocaine.

The banner is nice, but it needs some pictures of the slut from www.myspace.com/thebodyfarm



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Aug 20,2007 6:59pm
Yeah seriously, if you guys don't post 20,000 myspace bulletins either I'm gonna be rip.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead likes Pie at Aug 20,2007 7:02pm
And Mr. Josh, make sure you got a medium T and a CD at the OCT 3 show. I want to support my local Grindophile Pedo-core band. The stuff on Myspace sounds pretty massive, I can't wait to hear the real deal.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead likes Pie at Aug 20,2007 7:03pm
Where are you guys recording, Niccolai?



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead likes Pie at Aug 20,2007 7:06pm
ArrowHead likes Pie said:
Pedo-core


I think I just had an inspiration. I'm gonna start a Pedo-grind band with Mike from BOE.

We'll call ourselves Good Touch/Bad Touch

and our first single will be "The Best Part Of Fucking an 8 Year Old is Hearing the Pelvis Crack"




toggletoggle post by cav at Aug 20,2007 7:12pm
record tomorrow assbags!!



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 20,2007 7:21pm
ArrowHead likes Pie said:
Where are you guys recording, Niccolai?


That's a good fucking question haha.

one of eliots friends (I don't know who) has a studio (I don't know where) and I have no idea if he's recorded anything before..



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead likes Pie at Aug 20,2007 7:24pm
Oh snap! Should sound killa.

I'm recording a kid that does "Rap Metal". I'm kind of scared.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 20,2007 7:27pm
ArrowHead likes Pie said:
ArrowHead likes Pie said:
Pedo-core


I think I just had an inspiration. I'm gonna start a Pedo-grind band with Mike from BOE.

We'll call ourselves Good Touch/Bad Touch

and our first single will be "The Best Part Of Fucking an 8 Year Old is Hearing the Pelvis Crack"



I'm fucking down!



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Aug 20,2007 7:40pm
hahahaa this is fucking great. MFR is here with me now and approved the making of this:

ArrowHead likes Pie said:
The banner is nice, but it needs some pictures of the slut from www.myspace.com/thebodyfarm





toggletoggle post by ArrowHead likes Pie at Aug 20,2007 7:43pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
ArrowHead likes Pie said:
ArrowHead likes Pie said:
Pedo-core


I think I just had an inspiration. I'm gonna start a Pedo-grind band with Mike from BOE.

We'll call ourselves Good Touch/Bad Touch

and our first single will be "The Best Part Of Fucking an 8 Year Old is Hearing the Pelvis Crack"



I'm fucking down!


LOL. Dude, after I buy my electronic pads, you're coming over to lay down drums. I am the Pedo-grind mosh king on guitar.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead likes Pie at Aug 20,2007 7:43pm
You won't post that banner on her myspace page. You know you wont.

You won't do it. Yer chicken, McFly.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 20,2007 10:37pm
BornSoVile said:
You guys have more ex's than Larry King!


I am greatly confused as to what this post is supposed to mean, haha.

Anyway, to fill everyone in...

We had 2 very, very, very, very long practices 2 weeks ago--about 25 hours of non-stop The Body Farm over just 2 days. We practiced again last week for about 10 hours in one day.

The first recording sessions (drums obviously) will be done on September 8th and 9th at a home studio in Rockland, MA. The studio is owned by a guy named John, who has been a friend of Eliot, our drummer, for a long time. Luckily, he lets Eliot record his projects there for free, no matter how long it takes. John has been recording fusion and techno amongst other styles for at least 15 years or so, and Eliot is very proficient at recording whatever the hell he wants as well. I've heard samples of each of their work, and even though the styles of music weren't my forte, the sound was awesome. With the production assistance of Niccolai and Max, and the strict expectations that I know we all have collectively, this CD will sound BIG and crushing, without over-producing or sacrificing anything in the process.

And if we post 20,000 myspace messages, I'll kill myself.

Oh, and since when is this a banner, Nick?! It's not done yet mothafucka!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2007 10:39pm
WHERE THE HELL'RE THE DAMN DANCING CATS?!?!?!?!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Aug 20,2007 10:46pm
I know not of the dancing cats you speak of, Mr. Horror.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 20,2007 11:20pm
RichHorror said:
WHERE THE HELL'RE THE DAMN DANCING CATS?!?!?!?!


right here!




toggletoggle post by Dankill at Aug 21,2007 5:28pm
Someone call Max! He is confused!



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Aug 21,2007 6:03pm
SinisterMinister said:
Banner is sick... But where's the music?


Right? What's up with that? For all we know The Body Farm is an Alanis Morissette cover band.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Aug 21,2007 6:05pm
Clearly a Wilson Philips cover band. You guys are soooo wrong.



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