Yea, that's right, Saturday night at like 3am I went to go piss and zzzzzzzzzzzzzip right up over my damned shaft. I got a cut and subsequently a scab that is probably more comparable to a paper cut in size but shhhhhhiiiiiiiit! It kills so bad still!

Anyone ever do this? I'm a first timer in this field.

good god, I just got that rollercoaster sized nausea after reading this...goddamn dude, stay strong.

Thanks. Trust me, I can use all the support I can get.

I know this pain
Why do lock yourself up in these chains?
No one can change your life except for you
Dont ever let anyone step all over you
Just open your heart and your mind
Is it really fair to feel this way inside?
Dont you know things can change
Thingsll go your way
If you hold on for one more day

you are obsessed, niccolai.

i was just offering some cock-scab advice.

you are obsessed with cock-scab advice.

I can't prove it yet


but I am investigating


I will expose you.

get yerself some leather foreskin

brian_dc said:

Go ahead, I'll expose you.

I've seen you at my free and clear parasites meeting... I even saw you at testicular cancer...

been there! just have your girl suck it...it will hurt... but feel real good then blow it down her throat....do this 3 times daily...

EEEEEEEEEAAAAOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

damnit mdb you beat me too it.

now son...exactly how did you get the beans above the frank?

when I was 3 I did this. ban! no more foreskin! thank the jewgod for that. elephant's trunk? no thnk you

GET IT!

Thankfully, it was just the frank....no beans.

SWEATPANTS.

BrianDBB said:

Sweatpants are like fat chicks and mopeds...they're only cool until your frinds find out.

hahahahahahahahahahaha HUNG TO BLEED

ha!

Yes I know, Ironic. HUNG to BLEED...shitty....I know know, and even more as such, funny due to the irony. BE CAREFUL!!

Only ever nicked it. I just always get my mammoth man-mane stuck in the zipper.

Oh, I was thinking something totally different thing by thread title. I thought you were going to say that the worse thing that I guy can do is say I love you.

You can do it Jeff. Don't you go dying on us.

yes, i have done this more than once. the shock is more overwhelming that the pain. oh man that shit sucks.