Terrible news. One of Boston's finest bands calling it quits. Their last show will be Friday at the middle east downstairs at midnight. Everyone please show up to wish them off. It's too bad. They had a buzz goin around boston
post by Big and Short at Jul 17,2007 3:26pm
What the fuck? You will see us play one more time and you will respect us. We will smoke every band on this board. Be there(middle east) or don't listen to the best live band one more time
post by hoss at Jul 17,2007 3:49pm
Big and Short said:
What the fuck? You will see us play one more time and you will respect us. We will smoke every band on this board. Be there(middle east) or don't listen to the best live band one more time
"Sounding in the same vein as Killswitch Engage, Sevendust, and Mudvayne, ASYSTOLE delivers high energy metal with a unique edge that just skates upon the mainstream public eye. Based out of the Boston music scene, Tim Munroe, Art Gordon, Greg Gillis, and J.J. Long have been rehearsing their dynamic sound together since the summer of 2004. Their hard work ethic and overpowering stage performance have captured the hearts of many while subliminally bridging the gap between hardcore and hard rock genres." - from the website
Who are the fags?
post by Big and Short at Jul 17,2007 4:19pm
whatevr keep listening to gay bands like job for a cowboy. nobody likes that ultra brutal extreme crap. your failure bands arent going to get any fans playing like that. its not that hard to be sucessful. your just all failures. have a nice life
post by Big and Short at Jul 17,2007 4:26pm
seriously though, if you've never been to an asystole or any of our brothers shows like spinny 5 or trashmop, than you know nothing about the music scene here. You failures make me ashamed to be from boston.
post by slow at Jul 17,2007 4:27pm
a band failing is when they don't make it and break up, right?
my ex is friends with this band. if big and short is really from that band, then fuck em. what a dickhead.
post by Anthny at Jul 17,2007 4:50pm
From their Myspace: "Sounds Like Sevendust with a dash of Killswitch "
SOUNDS LIKE AIDS
post by Spinny5 at Jul 17,2007 4:51pm
My bros tell me some chumps on here are tawkin shit. If anybody has a problem with asystole then they have a problem with Spinny5. and you don't want that kind of trouble. Trust me.
post by C.DEAD at Jul 17,2007 4:52pm
"If anybody has a problem with asystole then they have a problem with Spinny5. and you don't want that kind of trouble. Trust me. "
HE SOUNDS E-FURIOUS!
post by trashmop at Jul 17,2007 4:53pm
werd to that, cuz. any bustaz that wany to step to dis, we down. im a bust a cap in any trick azz bustaz that gots sum shit 2 say bout aristotle. roll on one
post by C.DEAD at Jul 17,2007 4:54pm
I think i just realized this is a joke.
post by anonamuuus at Jul 17,2007 4:58pm
we're all glad you're done...fags.
the only good Asystole was from colorado in the early 90's.
good death metal on seraphic decay....not faggot metalcore from mass.
Wait? So this band is for real? God fucking damn...This is terrible even for metalcore...Get some originality, and maybe some people who know how to sing/play instrumenets, stray away from the verse, chorus, "bridge", chorus formation of songs, and you MIGHT be worthy enough to suck a dick...You guys are breaking up cause no one gives a FUCK about a "buncha metal-thugs"(yes, that's a direct quote from their myspace). Die losers...
fuck...i could have sworn i enjoyed listening to Decapitated the other day, but if Big and Short says i'm wrong then i must be...i mean cmon folks, he's in Asystole........*cums on the guitarist's face*
post by fucktard at Jul 18,2007 6:22am
"the biggest supporters when it comes to the local scene" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
post by fucktard at Jul 18,2007 6:23am
post by big and short at Jul 18,2007 7:48am
What the fuck? After my second post someone else posted under my name. Fuck you all. You wouldn't know good music if you were deepthroating it. Asystole may be broken up but will never die to all of our fans. Fuck RTTP and fuck death metal. We are better than all of you
wow... I just had to see how bad this really was, and my first impression was "wow, this is gay" and after listening for a while, I realized that it's not just gay, it's a flaming truckload of gay, with off key whimpery queer clean vocals, sub-par-at-best weak 'harsh' vocals, insanely boring guitar and drum work, and not an original thought out of every riff I suffered through... I'm going to go listen to the new Nile.
But since "no one listens to ultra brutal extreme crap", I feel that I should, since Nile and many many many other bands work hard to come up with original ideas.
Just a question:
If an unoriginal band, that noone I know has ever heard of, calling it quits because the didn't make it in the first 2-1/2 years of their existance, fails, does anyone care?
I don't. go back to the gaystate cock board where you belong.
post by timjohn at Jul 18,2007 9:02am
this band is beyond terrible
post by c.dead at Jul 18,2007 9:13am
Wow, it really wasn't a joke. That makes it even more pathetic.
Seraphic Decay was a great label. Put out some stellar 7in's way back.
post by timjohn at Jul 18,2007 9:31am
i like how he acts like his second post wasn't completely retarded.
This is a photo of the whole band celebrating with their fans. All 6 of them. I'd say it was just their family but one of them is chinese and must like the band.
I finally looked at their myspace and they have to be the gayest band i ever did see. I like how they have a street team, hahahaha, i can't even believe, a street team. hahahahah, its called the Flatliners! this is so awesome, i would have never have known the pleasures of Asystole
aha, this is so great. I like how they sound like Sevendust and Killswitch, they rule so hard. hahahahah. i can't stop being insane over this band. Thank you guys for the memories, i will miss you. i will listen to the tracks tonight to verify how much i love these original tunes of sevendust meets Killswitch. they were really a step ahead and better than even Sevendust meeting up with Killswitch for a jam session. Brilliant musicians, really ugly fat guys playing late nineties radio rock rifffs, as i lay dying shirts, fatty girls wearing their shirts (i want one!), jagermeister as a sponsor (Only 150 bands get this honor, does YOUR band have Jager as a sponsor? Give up already death metal fruit cakes!),
a dude named JJ (YEAH!!!!), their cd's are in Newbruy Comics for convienence, and i love this qoute:
"... Whether its to ten, or hundreds of people, here's an act that continually busts ass on stage, time and time again."
See, its all about dedication.
And a great bio, pussies like you fags couldn't write it:
"In the medical world "asystole" (assist-o-lee) is a dire form of cardiac arrest in which the heart stops beating and there is no electrical activity in the heart. Asystole is a universal experience that every human will eventually go through, marking a passage from life to death.
Sounding in the same vein as Killswitch Engage, Sevendust, and Mudvayne, ASYSTOLE delivers high energy metal with a unique edge that just skates upon the mainstream public eye. Based out of the Boston music scene, Tim Munroe, Art Gordon, Greg Gillis, and J.J. Long have been rehearsing their dynamic sound together since the summer of 2004. Their hard work ethic and overpowering stage performance have captured the hearts of many while subliminally bridging the gap between hardcore and hard rock genres.
The Massachusetts area band has accomplished much since its conception. They currently have a CD out in music stores all over New England, touring experience up and down the east coast, professional write-ups including a spotlight article in the November 2006 issue of Northeast Performer Magazine (40,000+ copies circulated throughout NE), experience being interviewed on college radio, experience opening up for national bands, and the fulfillment of leading a most dedicated street team and ever-growing fan base. They have also just recently been added to the roster as an official JAGERMEISTER band which is a music sponsorship that only 150+ bands in the whole country recieve.
ASYSTOLE'S debut EP is a seven-track blend of ambient samples, heart pounding riffs, crunchy screams, passionate melodies, and brutal drums. Lyric wise, every song evokes different feelings of inner torment and mental anguish while the overall messages remain hopeful and true. Through their harmony of hardcore licks and hard rock grooves, accompanied by an explosive live show, ASYSTOLE continues to permeate all spheres of heavy sounding music, leaving audiences in a transfix of enthrallment. "
"In the medical world "asystole" (assist-o-lee) is a dire form of cardiac arrest in which the heart stops beating and there is no electrical activity in the heart.
wow, i thought an Asystole was a kind of hemorrhoid. learn somethin new every day.
does jagermister give you money or free booze if you have a sponsorship? or do they just get the people that come to your shows drunk so that they think your good?
sorry Ass-i-stole, you have failed. failed miserably.
i second this
post by J.J. Long at Jul 18,2007 10:10pm
Seriously guys, fuck all of you. You have no idea how hard we've worked to create a buzz in Boston. If anyone has a problem with me or anyone in my band you can meet us at midnight at the middle east. Oh yeah none of you shitty bands could get a gig there you pathetic true metal wannabees. I dare you to fuck with myself, my enormous bass player, my big guitar players or all our loyal Asystole flatliners. Fuck all you pussies.
yours truly,
J.J.
Seriously guys, fuck all of you. You have no idea how hard we've worked to create a buzz in Boston. If anyone has a problem with me or anyone in my band you can meet us at midnight at the middle east. Oh yeah none of you shitty bands could get a gig there you pathetic true metal wannabees. I dare you to fuck with myself, my enormous bass player, my big guitar players or all our loyal Asystole flatliners. Fuck all you pussies.
yours truly,
J.J.
Asystole is the worst fucking name ever.
Blood pressure, is not that innovative, and it sums up the failed attempts of you and your band to create anything above watching a retard tie their shoes.
My new band, DIASTOLE, is going to flush your band down the toilet with our new jam, "120/80"
Bitches.
post by Fuck Logging In at Jul 18,2007 10:31pm
Along with the rest of my band mates fuck you. Nice support for the Boston Metal Scene around here I see....I remember starting this band for years ago with my best friends JJ, lil bill Cosby, and a wax figure for Joesph Stalin. Why hate on that RTTPee'rs? Why be hatin' on the beatuy for this band? WHy?
I remember during one practice I drank everyones seamen to play faster...how can you hate on that?
And now its all ending. fuck you...if only you knew the tears streaming down my face right now....fuck you fuck all of you...
YouAreALeBangle (10:38:22 PM): I don't like the smack you been saying about my band asshole
fenderwnt149 (10:38:38 PM): is that right?
YouAreALeBangle (10:38:42 PM): yes
YouAreALeBangle (10:38:54 PM): I'm appracticte you showin' some respect...
YouAreALeBangle (10:39:03 PM): what band you in?
YouAreALeBangle (10:39:22 PM): I ain't even heard them and I think you blow donkey balls
fenderwnt149 (10:39:36 PM): yea we aint hardcore like you guys
YouAreALeBangle (10:39:48 PM): we'll we ain't hardcore
YouAreALeBangle (10:40:02 PM): we're a mix of linkin park , seven dust KSE ect..
fenderwnt149 (10:40:09 PM): all my favs
YouAreALeBangle (10:40:14 PM): that defiys gerne you dumbass
fenderwnt149 (10:40:37 PM): man you put it all into perspective for me
fenderwnt149 (10:40:37 PM): damn
YouAreALeBangle (10:40:44 PM): fuck you
YouAreALeBangle (10:40:54 PM): you and everyone on that board is a gimmavk
fenderwnt149 (10:41:19 PM): you and all your fans are gay
fenderwnt149 (10:41:25 PM): hooray
YouAreALeBangle (10:41:43 PM): nice to be homophobic...
YouAreALeBangle (10:42:08 PM): you know what I wouldn't want some closed minded fuck like you to even listen to my awesome band
fenderwnt149 (10:42:18 PM): you're right man
fenderwnt149 (10:42:32 PM): you guys just are so orginal or amazing
fenderwnt149 (10:42:38 PM): i'm not worthy
YouAreALeBangle (10:42:58 PM): and when I start a new band and were on WAAF...Faster harder...we'll right a song call everyone on RTTP is a loser and we're winners
YouAreALeBangle (10:43:03 PM): then you'll see
YouAreALeBangle (10:43:43 PM): i'll send you little of the millions I'm making...just to help out you're homeless ass
YouAreALeBangle (10:44:15 PM): and maybe if you repent now...I'll let you touch one of my groupies boobies
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:21 PM): and decades from now you can jerk-off to watching us getting into the rock and roll hall of fame on the tv.
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:26 PM): then you'll see
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:40 PM): and you'll remember that you had your chance
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:48 PM): and you fucking blew it
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:51 PM): fuck you man
fenderwnt149 (10:46:20 PM): gay
YouAreALeBangle (10:46:28 PM): homophobic
fenderwnt149 (10:46:45 PM): w/e you kiss guys anyways
YouAreALeBangle (10:47:28 PM): that's not true
fenderwnt149 (10:47:35 PM): thats not what i heard
fenderwnt149 (10:47:39 PM): one of the flatliners told me
YouAreALeBangle (10:47:42 PM): well you heard wrong
YouAreALeBangle (10:47:52 PM): those pics where photoshopped
YouAreALeBangle (10:48:07 PM): fuck you
YouAreALeBangle (10:48:13 PM): you're just making shit up
fenderwnt149 (10:48:31 PM): lets just end this before you make yourself look more retarded
Seriously guys, fuck all of you. You have no idea how hard we've worked to create a buzz in Boston. If anyone has a problem with me or anyone in my band you can meet us at midnight at the middle east. Oh yeah none of you shitty bands could get a gig there you pathetic true metal wannabees. I dare you to fuck with myself, my enormous bass player, my big guitar players or all our loyal Asystole flatliners. Fuck all you pussies.
yours truly,
J.J.
Yeah, because criticism of music has to lead to violence. Brilliant, just like your intellectually stimulating music.
Fuckin' meatheads.
post by slow at Jul 18,2007 10:55pm
I like when emotional guy sings then the bad boy says his mean stuff.
i remember when this band was a nu metal band called mr ect. even better name. good thing you guys jumped onto the metalcore bandwagon, you guys wouldve looked like losers if were still doing nu metal after 2005.
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:17 PM): anyways I'm an ex-juggalo
Xedora (11:17:34 PM): What haoppened to juggalos 4 lyfe?
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:43 PM): I was kicked out
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:49 PM): :'(
YouAreALeBangle (11:15:12 PM): I got tons of friends in whitman
Xedora (11:15:15 PM): you and your limp bizkit crew are going down.
Xedora (11:16:11 PM): they are probably scarecrow dolls and juggalos and coldread kids
Xedora (11:17:34 PM): What haoppened to juggalos 4 lyfe?
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:43 PM): I was kicked out
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:49 PM): :'(
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:08 PM): saddest day of my life actully
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:17 PM): same day my mother died
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:28 PM): but that's not the point
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:52 PM): the point os you're a bully that feels the need to slove its problems with voilince
Everyone should make fun of his fat pig of a mother for dying.
If anyone has a problem with me or anyone in my band you can meet us at midnight at the middle east. Oh yeah none of you shitty bands could get a gig there you pathetic true metal wannabees...
I looked on that flatliner myspace... that's the biggest collection of ugly people/fat girls who probably cut that I have ever seen.
post by timjohn at Jul 18,2007 11:32pm
this has to be a gimmick
no way.... "faster, harder" , "those pics were photoshopped" , "i'm an ex-juggalo" , "i got tons of friends in whitman" , "my enormous bass player" , and "you're a bully the feels the need to slove its problems with voillince"
Xedora (11:11:51 PM): HAHA You are sooo fucking dead you pseudo-goth Numetal Faggot.
YouAreALeBangle (11:12:02 PM): listen...
Xedora (11:12:07 PM): Theres no listening
Xedora (11:12:11 PM): that's all there is to it.
YouAreALeBangle (11:12:20 PM): if I wanted your lip I would have pulled it off my zipper
Xedora (11:12:29 PM): You're done buddy, you're fucking done. Fucking with my little brother
YouAreALeBangle (11:12:40 PM): I'm scarred
Xedora (11:12:46 PM): haha you're clever, did you learn that from Chester Benington?
Xedora (11:12:59 PM): I'm going to make your throat smile you fucking mall goth
YouAreALeBangle (11:13:00 PM): how you goin' to find me?
YouAreALeBangle (11:13:20 PM): Linkin' Park rules..don't be disin' fool
Xedora (11:13:26 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
Xedora (11:13:34 PM): How am I going to find you? "Their last show will be Friday at the middle east downstairs at midnight."
YouAreALeBangle (11:13:45 PM): I don't like your homophobia
YouAreALeBangle (11:13:51 PM): just try and show up
YouAreALeBangle (11:14:00 PM): and start trouble
Xedora (11:14:06 PM): Nothing homophobic about it. I love the taste of balls.
YouAreALeBangle (11:14:08 PM): the mid east surity staff will eject you
Xedora (11:14:12 PM): HAHAHA
YouAreALeBangle (11:14:25 PM): I'm not scarred of you
Xedora (11:14:29 PM): Too bad I've been going to REAL shows there for years and know half the staff
Xedora (11:14:39 PM): the other half of the staff is gay and gets beat up by eulogy kids
YouAreALeBangle (11:14:41 PM): mister 'I hide behind an SN"
Xedora (11:14:47 PM): Nothing hidden about it.
Xedora (11:14:54 PM): 165 broad st.
Xedora (11:14:55 PM): whitman ma
Xedora (11:14:57 PM): 02382
YouAreALeBangle (11:15:01 PM): I'l be there
Xedora (11:15:06 PM): Make it happen buddy
YouAreALeBangle (11:15:12 PM): I got tons of friends in whitman
Xedora (11:15:15 PM): you and your fucking limp bizkit crew are going down.
Xedora (11:16:11 PM): they are probably scarecrow dolls and juggalos and coldread kids
Xedora (11:16:12 PM): hahaha
Xedora (11:16:14 PM): faggot.
YouAreALeBangle (11:16:17 PM): the mid east sercutiy staff is my crew...they the marital arts
YouAreALeBangle (11:16:27 PM): I'll drown you in Faygo
YouAreALeBangle (11:16:37 PM): organge faygo...it will sting
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:06 PM): but it will also taste good
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:17 PM): anyways I'm an ex-juggalo
Xedora (11:17:34 PM): What haoppened to juggalos 4 lyfe?
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:43 PM): I was kicked out
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:49 PM): :'(
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:08 PM): saddest day of my life actully
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:17 PM): same day my mother died
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:28 PM): but that's not the point
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:52 PM): the point os you're a bully that feels the need to slove its problems with voilince
YouAreALeBangle (11:19:18 PM): all I want is people to show respect for my hard work in a band I love
I guess we'll see none of you losers at thr middle east.
post by c.dead at Jul 19,2007 9:09am
HAhaha, this thread went out of control. Fucking awesome!
I like how they think playing the Middle East is some huge accomplishment, what dorks. My band(s) have played there countless times, as i am sure many of you guys' bands have as well. What a goon.
"This is a very unique night for us in more ways than one because we will be having guest drummer Eric Peoples from the Boston band HALOBURN filling in on drums for us.
Eric is coming in clutch for us learning 8 ASYSTOLE tunes in 7 days and without his hard work ethic and determination to help us out, this farewell show wouldn't be happening."
post by c.dead at Jul 19,2007 9:42am
"My new band, DIASTOLE, is going to flush your band down the toilet with our new jam, "120/80" "
HAhaha, that was good, 120/80, hahaha. Just noticed that. I love this thread, hours of amusement here.
i am VERY suprised that Ms Andersen Mar has nothing to do with this. i mean what the fuck... these guys clearly take up at least 11% of the music scene.
post by c.dead at Jul 19,2007 9:47am
"We'll also be signing posters and stuff by the merch table the whole night, so make sure you stop by and take a piece of us home with you. "
AHAHAHAHA, a band signing too? These guys are really know how to give back to the fans man.
i remember when this band was a nu metal band called mr ect. even better name. good thing you guys jumped onto the metalcore bandwagon, you guys wouldve looked like losers if were still doing nu metal after 2005.
THAT'S Mr. Ect!?!?!?
GHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I took a look at their Myspace. I scanned it for a few seconds until I found something that satisfied all my theories that this band was a shitty waste of time.
ASYSTOLE writeup in Nov. Issue of Northeast Performer Magazine!
Only poser 30 something year olds that hang out around practice spaces and check out little kids' asses ever give a shit about what goes into Northeast Performer. Only poser bands that get excited over playing sports bars, and pay to play battle of the bands shows would ever give a shit about being talked about in a free magazine that's good for nothing but soaking up cum stains on the floor of a practice space.
You know what I'm talking about? That group of guys that always seem to be hanging around the studio no matter when you're there. They think they have some huge fanbase because they have a regular gig going at Waterworks or some dudeguy bar that people only goto for dollar chickenwings. They'll always try to sell you on their band and tell you "It's way heavier than that WAAF shit." like that's how I gauge my music: in relation to what Opie & Anthony or whoever, think is cool. And one of them always has like a fishing hat on...and a soul patch... and it's all because he's going bald......and they want to tell you stories about the rock star life and all these fairytales about girls they've done......and even though they brag about having huge exposure, and a massive fanbase, and all these gigs they always seem blown away when they find out you're playing a show out of state, or a show at a real venue.
Ya know???
And even though they're playing music that's aimed at teenagers no one under the age of 27 has ever seen them play. And they always have some super glossy looking logo that the bass player made because he goes to night classes on graphic design at a community college. And they always get excited about playing Bills Bar even though there hasn't been a real show at Bill's bar since like 2003. And they always have shitty equipment and Crate amps that most people out grow by the time they're 18, but with a dozen effects pedals and envelope filters and a wah pedal that they don't even use.
Ya know??
AND THEY ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, HAVE GIRLS TANK TOPS!!!!
Nah mean?
post by slow at Jul 19,2007 10:28am
That was so well put! I’m gunna command c / command v that one for my archives.
YouAreALeBangle (11:16:27 PM): I'll drown you in Faygo
YouAreALeBangle (11:16:37 PM): organge faygo...it will sting
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:06 PM): but it will also taste good
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:17 PM): anyways I'm an ex-juggalo
Xedora (11:17:34 PM): What haoppened to juggalos 4 lyfe?
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:43 PM): I was kicked out
YouAreALeBangle (11:17:49 PM): :'(
YouAreALeBangle (11:18:08 PM): saddest day of my life actully
i cant believe i just read that. i feel so dirty now.
I took a look at their Myspace. I scanned it for a few seconds until I found something that satisfied all my theories that this band was a shitty waste of time.
ASYSTOLE writeup in Nov. Issue of Northeast Performer Magazine!
Only poser 30 something year olds that hang out around practice spaces and check out little kids' asses ever give a shit about what goes into Northeast Performer. Only poser bands that get excited over playing sports bars, and pay to play battle of the bands shows would ever give a shit about being talked about in a free magazine that's good for nothing but soaking up cum stains on the floor of a practice space.
You know what I'm talking about? That group of guys that always seem to be hanging around the studio no matter when you're there. They think they have some huge fanbase because they have a regular gig going at Waterworks or some dudeguy bar that people only goto for dollar chickenwings. They'll always try to sell you on their band and tell you "It's way heavier than that WAAF shit." like that's how I gauge my music: in relation to what Opie & Anthony or whoever, think is cool. And one of them always has like a fishing hat on...and a soul patch... and it's all because he's going bald......and they want to tell you stories about the rock star life and all these fairytales about girls they've done......and even though they brag about having huge exposure, and a massive fanbase, and all these gigs they always seem blown away when they find out you're playing a show out of state, or a show at a real venue.
Ya know???
And even though they're playing music that's aimed at teenagers no one under the age of 27 has ever seen them play. And they always have some super glossy looking logo that the bass player made because he goes to night classes on graphic design at a community college. And they always get excited about playing Bills Bar even though there hasn't been a real show at Bill's bar since like 2003. And they always have shitty equipment and Crate amps that most people out grow by the time they're 18, but with a dozen effects pedals and envelope filters and a wah pedal that they don't even use.
Ya know??
AND THEY ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, HAVE GIRLS TANK TOPS!!!!
Exactly, if this band had so much going for them then why are they over with? If this band had so much buzz, and exposure then why don't they have any label support? If there's such a demand for their music then where's the tours, the distros, the recognition?
Bands like this make you feel like you're taking crazy pills.
mike...I'm saving your first post on my computer forever.
post by slow at Jul 19,2007 12:48pm
here's how he put it...
"whatevr keep listening to gay bands like job for a cowboy. nobody likes that ultra brutal extreme crap"
this may at first look kinda dumb, but I see brilliance! seeing as Job For A Cowboy are successful, and that's what he's comparing RTTP bands to, I believe the young man sees our "ultra brutal extreme crap" peaking in popularity.
the "nobody" that he refers to not liking RTTP music is in his ability to "read the scene".
He correctly predicted the nu-metal scene's mighty rise with Mr ETC and bailed right when nu-metal’s popularity sank.
He then guessed right again with Asstole predicting Metalcore’s increasing popularity. That’s why Jagermiester sponsored them!
Now he’s predicting metalcore failing that’s why Asstole is breaking up. And he came here to simply give us a heads up that nobody is going to like our gay RTTP brutal crap soon.
Why don’t we listen to the words of this seasoned pro? He’s got his ear to the ground, he knows the underground. If everyone is nice maybe he can help all the bands on here become as successful as his!
Crates fall apart after 2 years... at least mine did
post by c.dead at Jul 19,2007 3:16pm
"does the sticker have a lot of drop shadow, lens flare, plastic wrap and backward letters accented by tribal decorations? "
hahahaha, very accurate depiction. No tribal though, but the font is dead on late-nineties cheese radio nu-rock. Those guys know how to bring the riff.
Crates fall apart after 2 years... at least mine did
That's one crate. Not all crates. Shockwaves are indestructable monsters of sweet harmonic brutality.
my buddy's fell apart too. i will agree they have a sweet metal tone though. thats why i bought it in the first place. maybe the shockwave is the result of better production... i'll have to try it sometime. i have a toneblaster now which is decent but i never use it because my band has their own rig for me to use. laziness prevails.
What the fuck? You will see us play one more time and you will respect us. We will smoke every band on this board. Be there(middle east) or don't listen to the best live band one more time
Any band that thinks they can smoke any other band on this board should have called it quits before they even started. Hah, I'm kinda glad. That's one more band we don't have to deal with in New England!
post by slow at Jul 20,2007 11:07am
Any band that thinks they can smoke any other band on this board should have called it quits before they even started. Hah, I'm kinda glad. That's one more band we don't have to deal with in New England!
Yeah but what if each band member starts a new band. Destruction causes multiplication. When the band was intact, the problem was contained.
"check out my sweet band
http://www.myspace.com/asystoleband we're playing our last show at the mid east in cambridge Sat.
show your support.
and if your a rttpee pee head no need to show up."
post by pam at Jul 20,2007 11:51am edited Jul 20,2007 11:55am
"ASYSTOLE'S debut EP is a seven-track blend of ambient samples, heart pounding riffs, crunchy screams, passionate melodies, and brutal drums. Lyric wise, every song evokes different feelings of inner torment and mental anguish while the overall messages remain hopeful and true. Through their harmony of hardcore licks and hard rock grooves, accompanied by an explosive live show, ASYSTOLE continues to permeate all spheres of heavy sounding music, leaving audiences in a transfix of enthrallment."
"check out my sweet band
http://www.myspace.com/asystoleband we're playing our last show at the mid east in cambridge Sat.
show your support.
and if your a rttpee pee head no need to show up."
hahahah the guitarist and bassist are head banging out of time with each other
post by C.DEAD at Jul 20,2007 12:12pm
I watched it with the sound off and it was marvelous. I like how the one kid in the place isnt even watching them. Nice jump too, really cool.
post by C.DEAD at Jul 20,2007 12:13pm
"hahahah the guitarist and bassist are head banging out of time with each other "
I just noticed that, very akward.
post by Fuck Logging In at Jul 20,2007 12:24pm
Tonight Bitches...maybe someone on this Board is actually cool and can actually respect band hard work. Sorry we tried something new and not something rehashed like all you sheep metal people do. you just fallow each like sheep and listen to bands that all sound the same and do the same blast beats and same pig vocals...and you call us unoriginal?
So come down and think for yourselves. If you can.
Who have I had thinking for me again? I forgot.
I'm sure the only real post from anyone affiliated with this band was the first and even that one is questionable. Humorous nonetheless.
Tonight Bitches...maybe someone on this Board is actually cool and can actually respect band hard work. Sorry we tried something new and not something rehashed like all you sheep metal people do. you just fallow each like sheep and listen to bands that all sound the same and do the same blast beats and same pig vocals...and you call us unoriginal?
So come down and think for yourselves. If you can.
Any band that thinks they can smoke any other band on this board should have called it quits before they even started. Hah, I'm kinda glad. That's one more band we don't have to deal with in New England!
Yeah but what if each band member starts a new band. Destruction causes multiplication. When the band was intact, the problem was contained.
post by ArrowHead is watching you at Jul 21,2007 2:28pm
Fuck Logging In said:
Sorry we tried something new and not something rehashed like all you sheep metal people do. you just fallow each like sheep and listen to bands that all sound the same and do the same blast beats and same pig vocals...and you call us unoriginal?
So come down and think for yourselves. If you can.
Well, see, that's where the rules of generalization apply. Saying that some bands are unoriginal rehashes of other bands' styles? Sure, it could apply. I can think of dozens of metal bands, not just on RTTP, who would fit this category. However, you've also got dozens more bands on RTTP who are very unique and original. Even a few that play the very style of music your own band does, and do it a lot better.
There's the biggest problem with you retards. You lumped every band on this board together, and tried to talk shit about originality. Pretty hard to make all encompassing statements like that, considering you're talking about literally HUNDREDS of bands.
Meanwhile, there's just ONE mr. Ect, or Astyhole, or whatever you call yourselves now. And unfortunately, it's pretty easy to pigeon hole your own band as unoriginal crap. You guys sucked when it was Changing Skin playing your style. They were a big Jaeger band too! Got them pretty far.
Meanwhile, while you brag about your rock stardom, and sell CD's on consignment in Newbury Comics, you're here talking shit to some legitimate bands with REAL endorsements, and actual WORLD WIDE recording contracts.
Can you see, yet, why you're coming across as a little shit-nose to all these people?
Have fun at your last show. It's always bittersweet, and I feel bad even for the shitty bands when they break up. Losing a musical outlet can be pretty demoralizing for most people. Hopefully you'll gain some perspective and maturity before your next big project.
Asystole may be broken up but will never die to all of our fans. Fuck RTTP and fuck death metal. We are better than all of you
From their myspace:
"So...we're still selling tix to our Farewell show at the Middle East for $10 and we'll drive all over GOD'S CREATION to get them to you."
I've played the Middle East (we went on last, too...oooh), and never had to sell tickets. I have 2 albums on 6 continents. Not saying my band was anything great, but you are most certainly not better than everyone/anyone here.
Maybe Jarrod's will reopen someday, then you can do a reunion show.
def order some plus size "Asystole" thongs when that day comes tho.
I was actually standing outside the Middle East for a little while on Friday night. And of course I saw some bar broad looking girl sauntering by in an Asystole TANK TOP with some guido looking guy who idolizes Vinny Barbarino, owns enough silk shirts to cover Gilette stadium, and can never understand why people hated The Tank in Revere so much... on her arm. Nice fanbase.
post by Fuck Logging In at Jul 22,2007 7:07pm
xmikex said:
I was actually standing outside the Middle East for a little while on Friday night. And of course I saw some bar broad looking girl sauntering by in an Asystole TANK TOP with some guido looking guy who idolizes Vinny Barbarino, owns enough silk shirts to cover Gilette stadium, and can never understand why people hated The Tank in Revere so much... on her arm. Nice fanbase.
dude if you got a problem with our fanbase you got a problem with Asystole. You should have came in a had a actual good time. Oh wait; this is RTTP were one can never good against group think. fucking sheep.
OMG you guys! You're all sheep because you don't want your bands to sound like Killswitch Engage, Sevendust, and Mudvayne! You're all sheep because your goal isn't to make millions of dollars and be on MTV!
Jeez! Learn how to think for yourselves! Stop trying to be so "original", and just play stuff that worked for other bands that made it.
It's no wonder why death metal bands never play at The Middle East.
/sarcasm
/obvious
post by Fuck Logging In at Jul 22,2007 8:37pm
Samantha said:
OMG you guys! You're all sheep because you don't want your bands to sound like Killswitch Engage, Sevendust, and Mudvayne! You're all sheep because your goal isn't to make millions of dollars and be on MTV!
Jeez! Learn how to think for yourselves! Stop trying to be so "original", and just play stuff that worked for other bands that made it.
It's no wonder why death metal bands never play at The Middle East.
/sarcasm
/obvious
I'm glad you understand...did you come support our last show?
OMG you guys! You're all sheep because you don't want your bands to sound like Killswitch Engage, Sevendust, and Mudvayne! You're all sheep because your goal isn't to make millions of dollars and be on MTV!
Jeez! Learn how to think for yourselves! Stop trying to be so "original", and just play stuff that worked for other bands that made it.
It's no wonder why death metal bands never play at The Middle East.
/sarcasm
/obvious
I'm glad you understand...did you come support our last show?
There is an Asystole sticker on the stairs at Ralph's. I think about this thread every time I see that sticker.
theres one in the bathroom at the compound too.
post by NorthEast Quarter. at Jan 21,2008 10:28pm
First off. The guys in Asystole didn't start this thread or have anything to do with it for that matter. It's some loser who lives in his mothers basement sitting around in his underwear all day. Regardless if you Like Asystole's music, They are great guys and we always loved playing with them. They would never respond to anytype of critisizm Constructive or negative like this nit whit would like you to believe. The funny thing is the guy who wrote this doesn't think anyone knows who he is... I DO..
First off. The guys in Asystole didn't start this thread or have anything to do with it for that matter. It's some loser who lives in his mothers basement sitting around in his underwear all day. Regardless if you Like Asystole's music, They are great guys and we always loved playing with them. They would never respond to anytype of critisizm Constructive or negative like this nit whit would like you to believe. The funny thing is the guy who wrote this doesn't think anyone knows who he is... I DO..
Go kick his ass or shut the fuck up.
post by DestroyYouAlot at Jan 22,2008 9:47am edited Jan 22,2008 9:47am
First off. The guys in Asystole didn't start this thread or have anything to do with it for that matter. It's some loser who lives in his mothers basement sitting around in his underwear all day. Regardless if you Like Asystole's music, They are great guys and we always loved playing with them. They would never respond to anytype of critisizm Constructive or negative like this nit whit would like you to believe. The funny thing is the guy who wrote this doesn't think anyone knows who he is... I DO..
Go kick his ass or shut the fuck up.
MSD just made me spit coffee. I don't think he was trying to be funny, but it is and I don't know why. I can't believe I missed this thread, I can't believe, I almost "audition" for this band, until I got in the car on my way home and I listen to their demo, and threw it out the window on 93.
MSD just made me spit coffee. I don't think he was trying to be funny, but it is and I don't know why. I can't believe I missed this thread, I can't believe, I almost "audition" for this band, until I got in the car on my way home and I listen to their demo, and threw it out the window on 93.
MSD just made me spit coffee. I don't think he was trying to be funny, but it is and I don't know why. I can't believe I missed this thread, I can't believe, I almost "audition" for this band, until I got in the car on my way home and I listen to their demo, and threw it out the window on 93.
Hopefully Sully runs it over in his H3.
sully only uses that thing to run down women in compact cars.
MSD just made me spit coffee. I don't think he was trying to be funny, but it is and I don't know why. I can't believe I missed this thread, I can't believe, I almost "audition" for this band, until I got in the car on my way home and I listen to their demo, and threw it out the window on 93.
Hopefully Sully runs it over in his H3.
sully only uses that thing to run down women in compact cars.
sully only uses that thing to run down women in compact cars.
DrewBlood said:
he's just doing the best that he can
DestroyYouAlot said:
Sometimes he has a hard time driving, what with the snakebite entering his vei-ei-eins.
hahahahaha
EPIC WIN
post by DestroyYouAlot at Jan 22,2008 11:45pm edited Jan 22,2008 11:45pm
L - O - L: Lulz On deLivery
post by SmellslikeChickenshit at Jan 23,2008 9:34am
narkybark said:
So does this band not exist anymore? Do we have to keep this thread alive in memory?
YES!
This thread should be archived
post by jon doe at Jan 23,2008 9:41am
are you all fuckin stupid ? who in there right mind would post so pompous a message bragging about how awesome their band is and they are the be and end all of the music scene ? some dumb shits who dont want any fans is who.....and who is more moronic ? some dumb shit for talking this way ? or all you idiots for actually believing it....
jj long is one of my best friends and is one of the MOST down to earth , considerate people i know . he would NEVER boast about something...
do any of you actually know jj? do you know he is a self employed oil painter who actually supports himself from doing what he loves? how many of you can claim that shit......or are you still working the mcdonalds counter trying to finish up your associates degree whilst still mooching off momma and dadda ?
how many of you have tried to sing..get up and perform? oh i thought so...otherwise you would know what it actually took and wouldnt be so quick to criticize anothers endeavors......
dont get me wrong....i wasnt a fan of asystole BUT the dumbshit talking about nile ? nephren kah was the biggest waste of money EVER . rather listen to michael jackson than hear that shit ever again.......difference is i would to go to NILE's page to tell them that.....not start some anonymous thread bashing them......
and in response to northeast quarter....i think i know too.....look at the time this thread started and the circumstances at that time...hmmmm
sad sad sad lil' man
and in conclusion....who the fuck spells the word "the" TEH? get some grammar and an education you mental midget......
just got this email today. all i thought about was this thread...
hey fellas...i saw your ad on Baystate rock. i was wondering if you were still looking for a bass player. I've been playing bass for about 9yrs now. I was recently in a boston local metal band called Asystole (www.myspace.com/asystoleband) i have pro gear & attitude. I have plenty of touring, booking, live & recording experience. i wanted to see if you could email me some mp3's. My work computer blocks media on myspace & your labels site doesn't have any media on it either. if you like what you hear from my old band let me know if we can talk more. thanks Tim
should i just send him a message saying "hey remember when your old band had your last show, and announced it on rttp, then a bunch of kids made fun of you for a month about how lame you are, yea that was us, still wanna be in the band?" hahahahah
YouAreALeBangle (10:38:22 PM): I don't like the smack you been saying about my band asshole
fenderwnt149 (10:38:38 PM): is that right?
YouAreALeBangle (10:38:42 PM): yes
YouAreALeBangle (10:38:54 PM): I'm appracticte you showin' some respect...
YouAreALeBangle (10:39:03 PM): what band you in?
YouAreALeBangle (10:39:22 PM): I ain't even heard them and I think you blow donkey balls
fenderwnt149 (10:39:36 PM): yea we aint hardcore like you guys
YouAreALeBangle (10:39:48 PM): we'll we ain't hardcore
YouAreALeBangle (10:40:02 PM): we're a mix of linkin park , seven dust KSE ect..
fenderwnt149 (10:40:09 PM): all my favs
YouAreALeBangle (10:40:14 PM): that defiys gerne you dumbass
fenderwnt149 (10:40:37 PM): man you put it all into perspective for me
fenderwnt149 (10:40:37 PM): damn
YouAreALeBangle (10:40:44 PM): fuck you
YouAreALeBangle (10:40:54 PM): you and everyone on that board is a gimmavk
fenderwnt149 (10:41:19 PM): you and all your fans are gay
fenderwnt149 (10:41:25 PM): hooray
YouAreALeBangle (10:41:43 PM): nice to be homophobic...
YouAreALeBangle (10:42:08 PM): you know what I wouldn't want some closed minded fuck like you to even listen to my awesome band
fenderwnt149 (10:42:18 PM): you're right man
fenderwnt149 (10:42:32 PM): you guys just are so orginal or amazing
fenderwnt149 (10:42:38 PM): i'm not worthy
YouAreALeBangle (10:42:58 PM): and when I start a new band and were on WAAF...Faster harder...we'll right a song call everyone on RTTP is a loser and we're winners
YouAreALeBangle (10:43:03 PM): then you'll see
YouAreALeBangle (10:43:43 PM): i'll send you little of the millions I'm making...just to help out you're homeless ass
YouAreALeBangle (10:44:15 PM): and maybe if you repent now...I'll let you touch one of my groupies boobies
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:21 PM): and decades from now you can jerk-off to watching us getting into the rock and roll hall of fame on the tv.
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:26 PM): then you'll see
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:40 PM): and you'll remember that you had your chance
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:48 PM): and you fucking blew it
YouAreALeBangle (10:45:51 PM): fuck you man
fenderwnt149 (10:46:20 PM): gay
YouAreALeBangle (10:46:28 PM): homophobic
fenderwnt149 (10:46:45 PM): w/e you kiss guys anyways
YouAreALeBangle (10:47:28 PM): that's not true
fenderwnt149 (10:47:35 PM): thats not what i heard
fenderwnt149 (10:47:39 PM): one of the flatliners told me
YouAreALeBangle (10:47:42 PM): well you heard wrong
YouAreALeBangle (10:47:52 PM): those pics where photoshopped
YouAreALeBangle (10:48:07 PM): fuck you
YouAreALeBangle (10:48:13 PM): you're just making shit up
fenderwnt149 (10:48:31 PM): lets just end this before you make yourself look more retarded
so many shitty bands that want to get on record sucking.
I actually came to a conclusion last night that I will only record bands I like, therefore, I can never intend to make money from it, therefore, it's just a fucking hobby. The minute it becomes like work, I'm done.
